I’m Alucard. I’m Aluuuucard… BITCHES.
By video game rap-master The Amazing BrandO
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Stairs. More dangerous than dracula himself.
I love BrandO sooooooo much. <3
Actually Simon was not the first Belmont in the castlevania games, The first Belmont in the timeline is Leon from Lament of Innocence.
*prepares for incoming rapper's rage*
Dracula's right. Trevor shoulda used the axe. The axes are always rape in Castlevania games from my experience and what I hear.
It's funny how Dracula would know his own weaknesses.
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I’m Alucard. I’m Aluuuucard… BITCHES.
Oh wait, wrong guy.
… What?
I'm surprised Dracula doesn't fill his room with stairs. Those things are deadly.
Sonia before Trevor, too. Usually your mother is born before you. Usually.
and before Simon was Trevor.
She pretty much is, though. Konami just likes to screw with the canon. I say it isn't long before Shanoa and Jon&Charlotte are wiped from the canon, too.
Hmm, it seems that Trevor Belmont
*smirks beneath the shades*
got his ass whipped.
I have been waiting for brandO to make something big for a while. I LOVE BRANDO MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF
it's even funnier he'd tell it to his enemy mid battle
I'm positive there's something I've just not heard or know, so I'll ask…
What happened to Duane?
he's not as good with out Duane…
You posted this BEFORE Castlevania II With Lyrics?
Too bad Sonia was removed from Castlevania timeline and officially she do not exist.
Apparently, Brando and Duane had a fight about something, and they decided to split up and follow their own careers, for all the people who are asking.
Also, Dracula is hax, /kick didnt even work.
I love how perfectly your avatar goes with that.
They broke up. Again. And for real this time.
So then, that means that Trevor doesn't exist!
Besides, Konami just likes to buttfuck the canon every now and then. I give it a year before Shanoa, Jonathan, and Charlotte are gone.
OBJECTION!
Nothing tops Holy Water. And Cross is second in line.
Screw the rules, I'm Alucard.
And Duane/BrandO's Castlevania I and II.
Ah, thank you.
I usually like his videos, but this one I didn't particularly care for too much.
This is actually preety good, shame about all the hate he gets from ignorant youtube users
They shouldn't have. I loved the stuff they put out when they were a duo. Now its all very meh. It feels very one-toned almost or something… It needs both of them.
Thanks a lot. The puppy I bought my family three days ago just died in my little sister's arms. Hope it was worth it.
:'(