Medic: I’ve done it! I’ve brought ze Heavy back to life!
Engie: Er, that’s a nice job there doc but… couldn’t he have just waited to respawn?
Medic: Vell, ya I suppose…
By Sir Kemper
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 31, 2010 · 2:28 AM
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For him now being alive, there sure is a lot of blood.
Good pic,
Shawn, bad, bad, bad writing underneath..
Just bad D:
Run! He wants Brains! And Sandwiches!
Thats nice that the Heavy is back and all.
But what was the use for the Spy's head on the bottom left of the pic?…
*looks at Heavy's head*
*shiver* I can't believe I thought that…
"I FEEL ALIVE!"
GRAMMAR HOMEWRECKER!
Sandviches*
RUN COWARDS! I HUNGE-
Oh wait, wrong character.
O_O
Brain bleach please. (Pun unintended.)
Also acceptable caption:
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!!
Medic: ITS ALIVE! ALIIIIVE!
Engineer: Great! Did you improve him at all?
Medic: Vell…uh…nein…In fact I might've made him dumber…and slower…and uglier…and just vorse in general…
Engineer: …I'll go prepare a new bodybag for him…Spies gonna have a field day with him.
Medic: DAH! I took the liberty of eliminating him already.
Engineer: …and people call ME crazy for cutting my hand off for an obvious improvement.
…Is that a spy in the lower left corner?
Eh, Shawn, regarding the description you put under the picture, German's spell it ja instead of ya
OH SNAP, MINUS 85 E-PEEN? Lemme help you out with that!
KEMP! USE THOSE FILES I SENT YOU! IT MAKES IT EASIER!
DANG, someone needs some help, stat
It can live… just as long as it doesn't become the Horseless Headless Horsemann O_o
Medic: [to Engie] Now that brain you gave me. Was is Saxton Hale's?
Engie: ….No.
Medic: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Engie: Then you won't be angry?
Medic: I will NOT be angry.
Engie: Abby Someone.
Medic: …Abby Someone. Abby who?
Engie: Abby Normal.
Medic: …Abby Normal?
Engie: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Medic: [chuckles] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? *starts throttling Engie* Is that what you're telling me?!
The Medic is not a mad scientist. He is an angry scientist. Big difference.
Pyro bad! Pyro bad!
Now the Medic and Heavy are putting on the ritz! rel="nofollow">
HOL' STILL LEMME HEAL YA.
You must've been a huge troll before Medic ressurected ya.
GOTTAM OVE THAT E-PEEN UP
Heavy: …………Sandvicheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees…………………………
Well sorry for not being a grammar na..(Gets a poke)
Heavystein: Auuugh, Little Baby Man. You have sandvich?
Oh, is that the time? I think I'm needed at the laundromat. Bye!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUGHHHHHHHH!
Why yes it is.
I'm not thinking what your thinking.
MY IMAGINATION, IT DOES NOTHING!
Remember kids, don't post "first", or your E-Penis will fall off!
But the respawn timer keeps resetting to 4.
SOOOO MUCH BLOOOOD!
OBJECTION!
Sandvich is the name of an item, there for Sandvich is correct grammar.
Don't worry Engineer, you'll always be the one that solves problems.
Administrator!
*horses whine*
Were making progress.
practical problems
..is he gonna build a sheep powered cannon and hang out with ironically named military personal?
i had something awsome and witty thought of to say, but i was reading the comments on my way down, and all i can think about is sheep in the big city.
Way to piss off the webmaster, genius.
That homewrecker is worthless, its not vintage.
How the fuck did that happen?
Well, since we're all +1'ing you-
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAH
(Its only funny when you guys do it. ;~;)
Medic: I called it the undead heavy. It while take more large amount of damage and it will be immune to backstab.
Enginer: Cool. so what's the drawback? Does the heavy move slowier?
Medic: *Troll face*.
Y-y'know, you can just say Steve… I mean, there's no one else here, right?
…Right?
Did someone call for a Doctor?
How about a furry one?
…Did anyone else notice the spy in the bottom left hand corner? o.o
Medic: IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Heavy: …..omnomnom DOCTAH! MEDIIIC! MEDIIIC! DOCTAH! MEDIIIC!
Medic: -_-
And other people keep saying "Dah" even though it's Russian…
It's called "dry humor"…
+1's for this thread due to the awesomeness of that movie.
HOLD IT!
It's pronounced "therefore," not "there for"
I guess you could say your lack of wit has left you feeling…
*shades*
sheepish.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SANDVICH GUD! PYRO BAD!
that depends on what meaning of mad you use!
You never can trust those respawn times. After all, it took Jesus three days thanks to lag.
HOLD IT!
The Konspicuous Konsumption achievement reads: "Eat 100 sandviches."
VINTAGE GRAMMAR HOMEWRECKER!
That homewrecker is worthless; it's not vintage.*
Not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall under the perviews of your conundrum that is the ol' "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and quite frankly I cut my own hand off for a mechanical claw.
So much healing and yet his e-peen is still withered. It must be cold in the Internet today.
Wow, one "first" post dropped you that much!?!?! scary…
STOP! Hammer time.
Their names aren't ironic, they're oxymorons.
(Doo, doo-doo, doo)
This epic pun was brought to you by the Oxymoron Corporation. Puns with the power of an ox! (Doo, doo-doo, doo)
damn, I'm lucky that mine didn't frop that much. Must have been new guy luck. And I'm Irish, THAT helps me a lot.
Young Frankenstein!
who knew someone else here watched it!
+!
I watched the movie and the musical, both were hilarious!
18 hours later: Oh, I get it now.
One server I go to has some glitch where the timer keeps resting and the only way to spawn is to change classes.
Irish? Send me some Guinness lad.
I'm underage.
I have the luck of the irish, not the alcohol tolerance XD
………. O_O
MY MIND!!!!
Had a long day?
BAD Pyro!!! BAD!!!
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YOUR GETTING A DEMOTION