Medic: I’ve done it! I’ve brought ze Heavy back to life!
Engie: Er, that’s a nice job there doc but… couldn’t he have just waited to respawn?
Medic: Vell, ya I suppose…
By Sir Kemper
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 31, 2010 · 2:28 AM
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For him now being alive, there sure is a lot of blood.
Good pic,
Shawn, bad, bad, bad writing underneath..
Just bad D:
Run! He wants Brains! And Sandwiches!
Thats nice that the Heavy is back and all.
But what was the use for the Spy's head on the bottom left of the pic?…
*looks at Heavy's head*
*shiver* I can't believe I thought that…
"I FEEL ALIVE!"
RUN COWARDS! I HUNGE-
Oh wait, wrong character.
Medic: ITS ALIVE! ALIIIIVE!
Engineer: Great! Did you improve him at all?
Medic: Vell…uh…nein…In fact I might've made him dumber…and slower…and uglier…and just vorse in general…
Engineer: …I'll go prepare a new bodybag for him…Spies gonna have a field day with him.
Medic: DAH! I took the liberty of eliminating him already.
Engineer: …and people call ME crazy for cutting my hand off for an obvious improvement.
…Is that a spy in the lower left corner?
Eh, Shawn, regarding the description you put under the picture, German's spell it ja instead of ya
KEMP! USE THOSE FILES I SENT YOU! IT MAKES IT EASIER!
It can live… just as long as it doesn't become the Horseless Headless Horsemann O_o
Medic: [to Engie] Now that brain you gave me. Was is Saxton Hale's?
Engie: ….No.
Medic: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Engie: Then you won't be angry?
Medic: I will NOT be angry.
Engie: Abby Someone.
Medic: …Abby Someone. Abby who?
Engie: Abby Normal.
Medic: …Abby Normal?
Engie: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Medic: [chuckles] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? *starts throttling Engie* Is that what you're telling me?!
The Medic is not a mad scientist. He is an angry scientist. Big difference.
Pyro bad! Pyro bad!
Heavy: …………Sandvicheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees…………………………
But the respawn timer keeps resetting to 4.
i had something awsome and witty thought of to say, but i was reading the comments on my way down, and all i can think about is sheep in the big city.
Medic: I called it the undead heavy. It while take more large amount of damage and it will be immune to backstab.
Enginer: Cool. so what's the drawback? Does the heavy move slowier?
Medic: *Troll face*.
Y-y'know, you can just say Steve… I mean, there's no one else here, right?
…Right?
…Did anyone else notice the spy in the bottom left hand corner? o.o
Medic: IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Heavy: …..omnomnom DOCTAH! MEDIIIC! MEDIIIC! DOCTAH! MEDIIIC!
Medic: -_-
SANDVICH GUD! PYRO BAD!
You never can trust those respawn times. After all, it took Jesus three days thanks to lag.
18 hours later: Oh, I get it now.
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