He’s battled giant sea monsters, flaming horses and poisonous insects, but every trainer must eventually face their ultimate challenge… a shrub blocking their path!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 29, 2010 · 6:07 AM
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I guess it looks like Ash…
*sunglasses*
was stumped.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
http://rnzzz.deviantart.com/art/Gamefucks-Pokeman…
Sauce.
Behold, the power of shrubbery. In fact, Nintendo thought it would be funny to make in the next gerneration a dancing tree which you have to water in order to battle… A DANCING TREE WANNABE!
Ah yes, the inevitable shrub.
Only option: Gloom http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-041910.php
GodDamnedTree used BARRIER
It's super effective…
This is why you can't LEAF your GRASS-types behind. It's okay though, as long as you can use CUT outside of battle, you can easily SHRUB this problem of your shoulders.
Man get away from that tree…those things are evil bastards, in fact my whole family was killed by a tree…they just didn't take its gun seriously.
I bet that was a critical hit…
If hes going to find cut, he'll need to *holds in laughter* branch out.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/16/cheer-up-emo-kid…
Shrubs…they see me strollin, they hatin.
(I SUCK at this)
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/16/cheer-up-emo-kid…
kanto's worst ennemis are 30 centimeter tree
If he had HM02 he could….*giggle*… sprout his wings and fly over it.
It's funny cause he has cut, only he doesn't know it's for trees.
I'd cut that.
inb4 She's Ten, you sick fuck!
Reminds me of something from Resident Evil 4…….
Leon: 'Hey, Hunnigan, there's this fence that I can easily jump over but its not displaying the jump command. What do I do?'
Hunnigan: 'Oh, you have to go around.'
Leon: *turns around and sees horde of ganados*…………. Shit.
GRAMMAR HAMMER
*Kanto's worst enemies are 30 centimeter trees.
Cutting people(no matter the age) is creepy altogether.
no he couldnt, not unless he has been to the town that the shrub is blocking.
Jeez people like you are why we plant trees in the way of giant pokeballs we leave in the middle of the forest with items and not pokemon in them!
EFFIN' Shrubberies!
How do they work?
So you're the one doing that? I almost broke my back trying to get to one of those pokeballs, fighting off Rattata, and shrubs just to finally reach the pokeball, and what's inside? A cool rare Pokemon? No, just another pokeball. Who puts Pokeballs inside pokeballs?
Well actually… I think she's more like 16…
In the words of Vinnie Da Gooch from Backyard Baseball: "You get an 'E' for effort!!!"
Saved a great deal of you from a troll… as per usual. >.>
Of course, he might go for me next…
you plant seeds give it a little water and sunshine some tlc and bam you have a fresh shrubbery for the knights who say ni
This is relevant:
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im pretty sure he was right when he said ennemis
DONT DOUBT MY BUSINESS STRATEGIES!
This is why im in charge of sliph co and your still 10 years old
Still illegal, but you don't feel as guilty!
Red used CUT!
Red whited out!
I think 16 counts as legal in the Essex…
If cut works like this, then all Red needs is a lawn mower!
…Right?
Belive me, even if it's legal, you won't like having any kind of relationship with a girl who uses so many pokémons with tentacles.
Sorry, but we are no longer the knights who say ni
We are now the knights who say iki iki iki iki fakang foo poing mm bl hmm…
Just as long as they doesn't use Vine Whip on me, I'm cool with everything!!
What a ridiculous place to put a plant. At least put a pitfall to your death like they did in the 80s.
That first panel is DEFINITELY haters gonna hate.
He shouldn't get so up tight about it. He should just
*sunglasses*
Brush it off.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm helpiiiiiing….
Not a problem:
http://op.deadend-detour.com/wp-content/uploads/l…
Holy reusable joke, Batman!
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
LOGGED!
Red should recruit Scout to cut down the tree with his
herringMackerel.If Ash can't get through this, I really hope he runs into the Knights Who Say NI.
An epic battle of British and Japanese proportions.
I see what you did there…
Always with the critical normal-type moves…
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8431/hatersw.j…
Step 1: Put items in Pokeballs.
Step 2: Plant shrubs to guard them.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!
Don't know about you, but I want his shirt.
http://www.cubeupload.com/files/fc2d0d800pxdeadpo…
Moments before, he regretted using bullet seed.
Ghost lawn mowers are the future!
Behold the power of wood,it compells you!
Same in Ohio and most of the boonie states. Easier for incest an' stuff. Git-R-Dun, Tractors, Tea Party, Deer Huntin', etc.
…..the fuck?!
Damn, I was gonna make a Knights who Say Ni joke. Haha. *Shakes fist at you*
DAMN YOU, KNIGHTS WHO SAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Aww, fuck it.. *walks off*
*Everyone in the woods starts twitching*
http://greasymoose.com/houseofsquid/rectal%20squi…
actually we are losing a bunch of money by doing this but i reckon it will turn around and we will start getting more sales when someone finally uses up the 99 pokeballs they always but
You just finish school,
Youre lunch money got stole,
You've been rejected by the girl you love
and guess who's there to block you on you're way home.
A shrub!
Ah yes, Shrubs. The immortal race of green obstacles allegedly waiting in your neighborhood. We have not dismissed that claim.
JOKE TOO EASY
MUST RESIST LAME COMMENT
http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/09/oh-yes-use-vine-…
I'd hit it!
It doesn't matter where you are, what world you're in. VGL rules you.
Door wont open? Possess magical chains that can cut through Titan flesh? Go find a key.
Possibly out of a monster's head.
Jumpable shrub in your way? A short fence surrounds it? Go find a pokemon to cut the puny shrub.
Also remember its only legal to have 6 different pokemon at you at all times. Otherwise Dr Breen is coming for you. He knows what you did.
Possess a nuke? Sent in soldiers who are now fighting aliens which can ruin the entire human race? Eh, they'll be fine; just tell them up up down down left right left right b a start.
Injured in combat? Apart of a solider unit? Eh just wait behind a wall. Medics and Medkits are for pussies. Speaking of which…
Stuck on a base in Mars? Found the 3 keys you need to unlock the different security-colored doors? Drop them after you leave the stage, I'm sure you won't need them again and again and again…I mean, just look at Samus! She's so sure of herself as she empties her weapons of anything remotely usable.
Living in a fantasy world, fresh out on your adventure with a sword and board? Talking to a knight leading the army of Stormwind Castle who gives you an assignment thats highly dangerous and possibly fatal to you? GO DO IT. What are you, a lazy pussy? Clearly the higher-level skilled soldier has more important things to do.
Entering a fighting tournament? Fighting with such strength or weaponary that its impossible for a person to live through it once? Go two rounds with them. Or three. Your choice really if you want to give them more tries to eviscerate you.
Are you a secret agent in the middle of either a terrorist takeover, a zombie apocalypse, or vampire outbreak? Are you armed with at least a handgun? You're fine, those things have infinite ammo and take a second to reload. Also you don't feel the weight of infinity clips.
stupid shrubs, making me walk through national park to go to goldenrod and ecruteak city. *sighs*, oh well; that's what Butts the Pidgeott is for
That pokémon is level 10 you sick fuck!!
http://www.halolz.com/2010/10/26/reach-for-the-sk…
Its an Ivysaur, so its atleast level 16…
*INB4conversationloop*
Well played good sir, my box is tipped for you!
Looks like someone needs to get some badges and a lame pokemon to dump cut on in order to move on.
The power of woo--OH GAWD!!!
I blame BUSH…
FUCKING BELLSPROUTS…
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/074/a/e/Be…
Well played sir.
I don't get it.
If you can't use Cut outside of the battle, why not use something like Flamethrower?
How am I supposed to use them all up when I keep finding them behind the shrubs?
On a side note: How fun is it to say "Shrub"? I can't stop.
GRAMMAR HAMMER
*I'm pretty sure he was right when he said ennemis.
property damage???
It's okay. I'll make one for you. I'll even throw in grammatical errors and allcaps.
OVURUSED JOKE IZ OVURUSED LOL COPYPASTA
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/funnycomic…
Looks like Red didn't have what it took…
*Sunglasses*
To make the cut.
YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
My eyes!!! THEY BURNNNN!!!!
also, Oddish FTW!!!
correction:
Gary Motherfukin Oak
I thought it was up up down down left right left right A B start?
Pfff, he won't wast his time on you, so he planted a shrub instead.
…of war?
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/83/Yourpr…
ahh, so that's why the shrub's girth cannot be ignored by Red…
GRAMMAR HAMMER FAIL
*You didn't correct "ennemis."
It is the nineties! WHERE ARE MY KEYS!?
(I can't dignify your statement with a serious retort. Konami Fanboy in me wants to kill you still :D)
I think the population of +1 Angels on this site, is maybe, 10 times the amount of Trolls. Which leads to many free +1's and renders the Trolls -1's inert
IRONY ALERT
He was being ironic.
Funking Shrubs. How do they work?
I friggin knew someone will do this. +1
Because Smokey the Ursaring wants you to prevent forest fires.
Tree and Snorelax used BLOCK. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Oh so THAT'S where it originally came from…I knew I saw this somewhere before…huh…
There exists this thing I'd like to call a GameShark…
"Everyday when you're walkin' down the street! Everybody that you meet…" BUSH!
OBJECTION!
Electric isn't very effective against grass!
ill grab mah bukket…
*Puts on professor hat&pointer*
The origin behind this is that when Blue and Red version first came out, many did not know about cut. So many of the first players/people without any information believed that the shrubs were unpassable or secret areas. *THE MORE YOU KNOW :D *
Alternatively, you could view this as he forgot his HM CUT slave for the 99'th time :c
OBJECTION! That argument is only based on the assumption that they know that they live in a virtual world and they know that the spoon doesn't exist.
That's funny, I hide Voltorbs and Electrodes in mine! (:|) (|:)
Your post should seriously be about +3000
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*I friggin' knew someone would add "haters gonna hate" to the first panel of that comic
1) Apostrophe
2) "This" was not specific enough
3) "Will" should have been "would" (notice that every word in the sentence to the reader's left is in fact, a verb, even if they are used as another part of speech)
OBJECTION!
The second point is not entirely valid as the comment was a reply to a comment whose sole purpose was to post a picture. "This" was specific enough.
Also, every Swimmer who engages in a Pokémon battle on the sea will automatically grant the power of Jesus, like standing on water.
And to think you'll only need that HM for about half the game…
Cross shrub in your path.
Use flamethrower and burn it?
Nope.
Go get Cut.
The knights who previously said Ni demand too many damn shrubberies.
Goddammit… a 5 inch deep pond
And then he spends hours of his life staring at the little tree. Then he goes "OH! I could just step over it!" *lifts leg to step over, leg doesn't move*
"Dammit! Stupid forced game interactions!"
the mightiest tree in the forest?
A mackerel will simply not do.
MATRIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
TAKE THIS!!!
"this" IS NEVER SPECIFIC! YOU SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE ENDS OF THIS EARTH FOR THAT!!!!!
…that sounds… WRONG.
…
can I haz an emoz?
… you got that off of SUPER EFFECTIVE didn't you?
no wood as in- OH GOD THE TENTACLES!!! RUN!!!!!!
You're the only one I know of that comments on older posts for no obvious reason.
Just an observation, by the way.
*spamming the buttion*
this is why they need a weed wacker-type pokemon.