It may be possible he’s just getting Alzheimer’s at this point.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 28, 2010 · 5:07 PM
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Hurrah. Something of mine finally gets posted.
It's so sad. He can't even remember he has a granddaughter.
In Oak's defense, do YOU know the name of your three neighbors? or your own MOTHER?
inb4 Shitballz
In my defense, good sir, my mother's name is Irene Steel Money.
To be fair, Gary did have a sister. Though, she was a woman, so I suppose he only had one relative in town that MATTERED
Gary: Gramps, it's me Gary, remember?
Oak: Huh? Who're you, kid? Oh! You must be here to start your pokemon journey!
Gary: B-but Gramps, it's me Gary, your grandso-
Oak: Hey, Is your mother single?
Gary: But she's you daugh-
Oak: Then do I have a job for you!
*types in douchenozzle* oh I'm so clever.
That's right, I remember! His name is Green!
…Green, go keep Red busy while I sleep with his mother.
Well, even as a baby, gary oak didn't hang around long enough to let people learn his name
And also, Gary has a sister, so he's not Oak's only relative
she's the one who "grooms" pokemon…
I did. I saw the first post, and was like
"where's the effin comic???"
good on you sir, +1
And the neighbors are Snorlax (the fat one) and "Pallet town citizen #2" (the other one)
No wonder he needs two 10 year-olds to go find every Pokémon out there… "Pika-what? Come again? Are you a boy or a girl?!"
Protein --> 9800 Pokémon Dollars.
Lemonade --> 350 Pokémon Dollars.
Trolling Gary Motherfu**ing Oak: Priceless.
Depends. Does your neighborhood (and town, for that matter) consist of two houses and a laboratory? :P
Gary Mother Fucking Oak. Obviously his grandpa has no taste in music. Or was with Ash's mom when that song became popular. Either Way
Same joke. Different lolz.
There are some things Pokemon battles can't solve. For everything else, there's webcomics.
Hi, she's Daisy!
Fuck with time.
Rename your nemesis.
it name is a**hole
Actually, seeing how they have the same surname, It's probably Gary's father that's related to Prof. Oak.
Green is the girl one.
lrn2pokemonmanga
Now that I think about it, why does Oak have an empty pokedex? Isn't he supposed to be the specialist on pokemon?
¬_¬ So no cool man.
Although this made me chuckle, after a little consideration I realized that Gary is not the only person related to Oak, but in fact Gary's sister is in the game too.
I believe this is what you would call an *OBJECTION!*
U MAD? (>_>)
but…but…we're IN AMERICA!!!
Inb4WEEGEEwashere.
How does…who now?
The most interesting Professor in the world:
I don't always bang your mother,
but when I do, I make sure it's Super Effective.
There's a time and place for everything, friends.
Who was here?
His name is Douchbag, remember Mr. Oak?
Damn we are really getting old you guys. Well good bye friends if this is whats funny now I'm going to go home and kill myself.
(And no the world would be a better place without you jokes)
"Who? My grandson? He beat the Elite Four?
Oh, that's gonna make me come as fast as I can."
"But a second ago, you didn't know who he was."
"I know. >:D"
He can remember the names, locations, and stats of 649 Pokemon across 5 countries, but he can't remember the name of his own grandson, who happens to live next door.
WAT
No one pays attention to WEEGEE…
I know, and I don't trust what she does with my pokemon when I'm not there
What could make them so happy…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
*your jokes
I remember daisy gary/ blues sister
well no he just got those after you deliver it
I wonder if anyone else remembered her name
Looks like Pikachu is suffering from some Angry Kirby Syndrome.
http://www.n-sider.com/contentview.php?contentid=…
C'mon Oak! Elm is more absent minded than you are and he can remember more people in his town than you can!
I am offended. :C
Well cats love yarn.
+1 Pokemon Yellow is my first game I owned and played it religiously for years. Oh it brings back memories seeing that cover ^^
Hey, you have 69p.
How long has this been? I would have congratulated you sooner, damn collage.
I do.
*types in "Gary Motherfucking Oak"* If only I had enough room.
Yes, that's it, GuessWho666, let your whole heart blacken with rage!
A double star hole?
Fear not, my compatriot. It happened quite recently.
yes, true;
but wailords love skittys
But remember that you never see hide nor hair of Gary's supposed "father" so for all we know he died before Gary was born and his mother just went back to being called Oak…Or maybe she's like Ethan's mom >>
It's alright, I'm sure he'll remember when he hears that you beat the elite 4
I know, your grandfather is such a poon-hound.
Ever heard of formatting?
It's a ruse to extend your absence from town
I remember now!
His name is Douche!
You might say that's… A_Creative_Name.
:D
- Don't remember names;
- Can't tell the differences amongst sexes;
- Manage to obtain a doctorate in Pokémon research despite the previous two setbacks;
- Give 10-year-olds access to dangerous creatures.
Did you just gun down the person defending you?
Terra… Ventus… Vanitas, and… Aqua?
You should give the Spearow a top hat and monocle! xD
I shall call him…
Xehanort.
Join us, and we shall rule the Internet together!
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Diagnosis: You suck.
Haaaaaaa, I see what you did there.
no, I'm quite sure your name is douche…
And it shat be your darkness that is the ark that will sustain me!
I swore I would survive and be there to see what awaited beyond the 4chan war!
Awesome idea:
He had one.
LOL U MAD?
didn't Gary have a sister in that town? pretty sure she's related to Oak too
Which explains why there are so few skittys left in the world.
Completely inappropriate! Which makes it pefectly appropriate here!
Shitballz? My grandson's name is shitballz?
Pikachu wearing a bucket as I fished for pokemon…ah, good times…
That happens when you get old. The first thing to go is the mind. It's sad really.
At least Oak remembers, which gender his grandson is.
Why?
He didn't go inside your best friend and dominate him while your friend ended up having to use protection to fight him.
(Hell ya, spoilers AND a dirty joke.)
Last I checked, Green/Blue's sister lived in Pallet town also.
priorities man… priorities
not like he sees the kid most of the time. afterall they did send him out into the world to capture powerful monsters.
He's busy naming and re-naming and shooting his aides out of cannons to remember family members.
*types in boner*
*LOL FACE*
He forgets Blue/Gary/Douche's name BEFORE they leave Pallet Town.
that was the punishment for being a blue douche
I don't know what you mean…Nobody was defending me >>
Me: It's Shitballs.
Oak:Are you sure?
Me:Yes
Shitballs:Wait! your gonna trust this guy other than your own grandson?
Oak:Well… ya he will be more successful than you and someday stay on top of a mountain for 3 years and be the strongest trainer anyone will ever face.
Shitballs:Humpf
Oak:OK stop being a baby here have the pokemon that has the type advantage to his pokemon.
I was going to say this exact thing, WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE REALIZED?!
You get the Town Map from her! Remember, guys?
And everyone loves "happy endings".
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP
I'm surprised at you, Doctor.
Nice one, deutschebag.
Don't forget
*what's
GRAMMAR HAMMER HAMMER!
*NEVER GOING TO GIVE UP YOU (no prepositions at the end of sentences)
OBJECTION!
He was quoting a song, so "Never going to give you up" is correct.
I think this is the one time that I sympathize with Dou- I mean Gary Oak
Has anyone noticed the problem with this??? your rival isn't the only family he has there seen as your rival says that he is going to get a town map from his sister
Well actually Prof. Oaks grand-daughter also lives in pallet, she gives you the town map.
Shat? I hope you mean shalt. Otherwise you're looking more at a brown rule than a black rule.