Mario’s always been a huge jerk to Yoshi, I just never realized how many years it’s been going on!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2010 · 7:59 PM
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Categories: Backstab, Best Friends 4-Eva, Irony, Nintendo, Obnoxious, SNES, Super Mario Bros, Teamwork, Video Clips, Yoshi's Island · Leave a comment (50 Comments) |
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Mario, Mario, you traitorous swine.
funny true story, yoshi actually saved my ass once after i jumped of a clif for him, just because he had a blue turtle shell in his mouth.
inb4 the "Betrayal" pic.
Just like a normal father-son relationship! But instead of putting him in a home, you put him in a hole.
Or is bowser actually trying to save the princess from Mario's evil deeds?
It's not like there isn't a whole island of yoshi out there… They've got extra to spare.
Italian Plumbers: #1 Cause of why dinosaurs are now Extinct
I'm afraid I'm guilty of this, sorry Yoshi.
I don't get it…I'm getting literally "Blank Page".
Or perhaps they don't even exist, and it's all what The Machine wants you to think. So…will you take the red mushroom, or the green mushroom, and I'll show you how deep this pipe goes.
Hello, itsa me, Super (Motherfu**ing) Mario! Woohoo!
But then who was antagonist?
That's what she said.
Eh, there was a problem with the idc. Basically, it was just a link to the definition of "inb4".
If he was that desperate to get some nookie, he should've called a prostitute ages ago.
Let's just say Bowser had a bad experience with the first prostitute he called: http://www.halolz.com/2008/03/03/do-not-want-3/
Hey jerk face! You have the face of a jerk!
Turns out it was Toad all along.
Yoshi is Facebook friends with Epona.
And the Red Dead: Redemption horse.
Seems that Mario is also a dinaosaur. A jerkasaurus.
*Jeers from the internet*
I'm going to name a quote. Your job will be to guess it, although it should be spectacularly easy.
"Here we have two warring kingdoms, each a mirror of the other. On one side, a nation of decadent, bourgeoisie toadstool people ruled by an aloof aristocrat whose original function has become buried underneath luxurious ceremony, while the other kingdom is populated by a downtrodden working class led by a charismatic union leader, a sort of Jimmy Hoffa if he were a fire-breathing lizard thing- a tragic figure who evokes the paradox of the lower middle class as he loudly trumpets his opposition to those of higher status even while desperately seeking their approval. To this everlasting stalemate comes an anarchistic revolutionary who seeks to bring chaos to the two warring faces of order, symbolizing the inevitable entropy and decay that comes with political stagnation."
Cookie to the first to get it.
The one that noone pays attention to
Damn it I was going to post that as soon as I watched the video.
Hmm, I'm short, so I'm inclined to take the red shroom, but I could never turn down an extra life.
I knew it was him. Always telling me the princess is in another castle. Bastard.
Not quite. +1
Of course, Yoshi just should have done this:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=202
Mario Rom Hacks: #2 Cause
Choose Mario… red mushroom or green mushroom.
Don't you see what happens when you fall off a cliff with Yoshi in Super Mario Galaxy 2? He just teleports with his egg! Why should we care about a dinosaur that can save itself?
Ummmm… I know! Waluigi! Actually no, he gets lots of attention…hmmm.
Saw it back in the prehistoric days of Halolz, that doesn't mean it's less fucked up now than it was the first time I saw it, though.
I went to the jerk store today, and they were all out of YOU!
That's ok, cause you're their best seller!
I'm pretty sure it started with an L…
L….
Luu…
Logan!
Right?
And Agro from Shadow of the Colossus
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Meanwhile in Soviet Russia…
You know why it's so easy for Bowser to kidnap Peach, even after hundreds of previous attempts?
Peach has Stockholm Syndrome. She totally wants to jump his shell.
don't steal yahtzee's lines!
1, 2, FUCK YOU YOSHIIIIIII!!!!
(+1 for reference)
This is proof that Mario is a jerk when it comes to his freinds. Especially since he does this all the damn time. There has to be some law against this.
One day this is going to happen. http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/th…
And Rambo the Rhino
You traitorous swine.
I remember playing Super mario world 2. Riding on different Yoshis, Going to different worlds, Touching fuzzy and getting Dizzy. Saving……um….who was i suppose to save again?
http://www.snafu-comics.com/comics.php?comic_id=2…
LINK IS RELEVANT…..kinda
This is why
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I did this on Super Mario Galaxy 2. His pepper didn't last, so I'd rather have one of us fall than the other. =P Sorry Yoshi.
Yoshi- Just another pawn for mario