Coming to a theater near you!
Starring:
Scout – Vince Offer
Heavy – Michael Chiklis
Medic – Stephen Colbert
Engineer – Chuck Norris
Spy – Keeanu Reeves
Sniper – Javier Bardem
Pyro – Gary Busey
Soldier – Bruce Willis
Demoman – Samuel L. Jackson
Although I was hoping they’d use my idea for a title… “2 FORT 2 FURIOUS”!
By Kyle Sullivan
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2010 · 2:19 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Heavy: "It's clobbering time!"
Demoman: "I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN SPIES IN OUR MUTHA FUCKIN BASE!"
Scout: "You just killed that sniper with a truck!"
Soldier: "I was out of bullets."
Roundhouse kick sentry?!
Pyro: "DRPHGDRRR!"
FINALLY!!! SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING!!!
Michael Chiklis as The Heavy?!?!
Priceless.
Still can't put my finger on who they cast as the Pyro, though. I KNOW that face!
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Calling it.
What a twist!
Garey Busey as Pyro? Genius.
That One is a spy!
Spy: If I were you, I would hope we don't meet again.
Engineer: We won't.
Keanu Reeves would make an excellent spy -- no-one would ever notice him!
I thought it'd be Cameron Diaz as the Pyro.
Edit: If Chuck is the Engie, then who is going to be Saxton Hale?
I'm tired of these motherf*cking sentries on this motherf*cking map!
It’s funny because you can tell who the Spy is now.
Or Michael Bay.
Hugh Laurie is too busy being Gordon Freeman.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/10/house/
I don't how to post images… :(
I think the Pyro has the worst actor to fit his physical description. Just look at that mask. How gaudy.
How do I stop some big mother hubbard from tearing me a superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a roundhouse kick. And if that don't work…you're obviously doing something wrong.
Gary Busey is scouts mom?
KABABABABOOM!
Okay, PAY ATTENTION, people, 'cause this is at least the sixth time I've posted this…
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It's probably a reference to that old submission with Colbert as medic.
Yes, but House also got a Medic picture…
tl;dr.
Just kidding, thanks much for the tip.
Yes.
Just…yes.
Great. Just great. Now the Engineer is OP. Might be evened out by the Demoman, or maybe the Soldier. Maybe.
Yippie-kay-yay maggot!
You know what the difference between us and Bob's is?
We get stuff like this… they get stuff like this.
Fun fact #2: Uwe Boll is making a movie about an overweight swordswoman who fights Nazis, named "Blubberella".
Its tagline is "She kicks major ass… with her major ass."
…I CANNOT make this shit up.
Uhhhhhh no.
"NOW IS COWARD CLOBBERING TIME!"
"What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss…mate?"
tweest*
Inb4ChuckNorrisancientpuns.
You know, in retrospect, that explains a lot.
My question is:
Who's going to play the announcer?
When in doubt: Google it!
Obligatory Matrix quote:
Demoman: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Spy: Sappers. Lots of sappers.
NO!
NOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Rips hair out of head*
I would pay lots to see this movie. But I think they could find a MUCH better spy somewhere
that fact made my brain sad
Soldier: You worthless maggot!
Engineer: Nope.avi
*Roundhouse kick*
I don't see the Announcer on this poster/cover/ad/whatever.
So, Halolz got some kind of hate story with then?
When Shawn gets drunk and posts some kind of fail submission, we usually hit him as hard as we can so he can sober up, but these guys actually LIKED the fail you linked…
I think they would enjoy Courage Kratos.
The release day D:
I hear that day only comes once in a "kajakajillion" years.
kajakajillion is a technical term that means A WHOLE BUNCH OF ALOT. :3
Engineer – Chuck Norris
I'm scared now.
Now the engineer is really OP.
Who is really stupid enough to provoke this guy??
It should be a roundhouse neck instead.
YIPPIE KAY YAY, MAGGOT!
I give you 5 stars Mr. Sullivan. Why? Gary motherfuckin Busey as the Pyro. The ORIGINAL motherfuckin Gary.
Spy: I Google'd your mother's Yahoo until she BING'd!!!
The coin. :-(
I named her Phillip…she was the best nickel a guy could have…
Looking at the credits, i lol'ed hard when i realized the pyro was Gary Busey.
Who are they casting as the announcer though?
They certainly dont have anything against unfunny advice memes http://bobshouseofvideogames.com/2010/10/26/funny…
Begin searching for the punch line now.
He can be the payload cart.
After seeing that, I'D enjoy Courage Kratos.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/16/english-motherfu…
Come on, that's complete Bollshit.
Completely Obvious Fact #1: House of the Dead Overkill should've been the HOTD movie.
Well, at least if this one flops, we can at least say that the plot made sure that it never had a chance to succeed anyways.
What about the voice actor for Luigi?
NOPE.avi
BOX OFFICE DOWN!
more like
Engineer < chuck norris > 9000
: )
YOU FOOL, SAYING HIS NAME SUMMONS HIM, QUICKLY FETCH HOLY WATER AND A COPY OF THE DARK KNIGHT
Actually, not just February 31st, but February 31st VALVE TIME.
Which works out as around mid-Smarch.
Although once in a while they get something like this: http://bobshouseofvideogames.com/2010/10/27/funny…
That's a very sad story.
(Flips coin)
Call it.
Hugh Laurie playing House playing Medic?
inb4motorcycles
But then it would just be a bunch of gratuitous violence and explosions with an excuse plot!
Oh, wait…
After the bitter divorce, BLU Pyro went on a personal vendetta against RED Spy.
When she came home after a long day of Spy-checking, she would be greeted by her infant son, BLU Scout, crying, "NEED A DISPENSAH HERE! NEED A DISPENSAH HERE! NEED A DISPENSAH HERE!"
PHILLIP!!!
Haha, dis is funny.
You don't want Half-Life 3 either, do you?
He can be the train! No wait, the train can go more than 10 mph…
That's what happens when Engineers don't build their damn dispensers!
Correction: Jennifer Lopez as pyro.
The guy with red hair from Mythbusters shoulda been Enige….
Just saying
Oh thank the CREATOR OF EVERYTHING that this ain't true…..thank you
Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton?
Maybe the poster was going for Keanu's "I know kung fu" gag when he disguises as someone.
Yea, Chuck needs to be Saxton Hale.
Now to wait for that L4D movie.
Who?
PERFECT role for Chuck right there :D
AND LET IT BE SO!!!
Keanu Reeves as Spy?!
Which do you choose? Red Spy… or Blu Spy?
i kinda thought the guy with glasses from the newest season of hell's kitchen looked like the medic
I usually hate the 'pyro is a woman' explanations. But yours makes so much sense.
+1 to you good sir
I can't wait for 31 February.
Oh, wait… :(
It'll be a blockbuster!
No, wait, that's Mario…
Wait…
If Chuck is the eng, who's Saxton?
I really wish Team Fortress 2 would actually become a movie, i'd go watch it.