We restore your tired Pokemon to full health. (comic)

Hey don’t judge, do you know expensive it is to make the technology to instantly heal all your Pokemon? This is way cheaper and helps keep the government funded Pokemon Center system from collapsing under the country’s latest budget crisis!
By Katie Tiedrich (Read Awkward Zombie!)

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 24, 2010 · 5:23 PM 
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208 Responses to “We’ve restored your Pokemon to full health.”

  1. Mr Plen on October 24th, 2010 5:35 pm

    I guess, unlike the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Gun, PokeBalls cannot withstand temperatures of up to 3000 degrees Kelvin.

  2. Onecanofsprite on October 24th, 2010 5:39 pm

    I never knew Aperture Science ran the pokémon centres…

  3. SS4FireFox on October 24th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Remarkable! you have incinerated your best friends faster than the previous Pokemon trainer "Insert trainer name here"!

  4. Flamerider on October 24th, 2010 5:44 pm

    There's just only a ~slight~ problem with this theory.
    They have to get another Legendary, even though they are one of a kind.

  5. Mr Plen on October 24th, 2010 5:46 pm

    *4000 degrees Kelvin. I got ninja-commented, before I could ninja-edit it.

  6. Yami_Bakura on October 24th, 2010 5:48 pm

    Yes! Let their souls burn and be sent to the Shadow Realm! The population increases with every visit!

  7. Th3l4st0ne on October 24th, 2010 5:49 pm

    So…why does they always have the same moves and levels as your old one?

  8. NoChorus on October 24th, 2010 5:51 pm

    So technically, you could "catch them all" by breaking into that part of the Center and stealing all of the Pokeballs.

    Why any Pokemon villian has never thought of this beats me.

  9. Seto_Kaiba on October 24th, 2010 5:56 pm

    I'm assuming that you originally said:
    "YES! Let them all burn in the depths of Hell! The tormented souls shall be innumerable!"

    And then 4Kids used their evil powers to censor "Hell" with "shadow Realm" and "Let them all burn…" with "Let their souls burn…"
    Their evil tendrils of power criss-cross every information highway. My Blue Eyes White Dragons can't stop them. My money can't stop them. Even my screwing the rules can't stop them…

  10. MorningMoon on October 24th, 2010 5:59 pm

    They'd have to fight Nurse Joy and her Chanceys. Nurse Joy has unlimited access to Revives and Full Restores. By the team you beat her you could've caught 'em all and have Oak tell you there are other 500 mons to catch.

  11. MorningMoon on October 24th, 2010 6:00 pm

    Clones.

    Did you really think they gave up on the cloning thing after Mewtwo?

  12. Link4all on October 24th, 2010 6:03 pm

    Glad they have spare Arceus just sitting around…

  13. NoChorus on October 24th, 2010 6:04 pm

    True, not to mention she probably has lvl 100 Blisseys.and Miltanks JUST to piss them off if you somehow manage to survive the Chansey onslaught for that long.

  14. reverendki11joy on October 24th, 2010 6:08 pm

    now i feel like an jerk for going to the Pokemon center while they were all still in the green just before i save just because everything must be, SPIC OOND SPAM!

  15. Leo E. on October 24th, 2010 6:08 pm

    *softly slaps Th3l4st0ne*
    Don't. Bring. Logic. Into this.

  16. GameboyPATH on October 24th, 2010 6:09 pm

    TMs and rare candies. Happy?

  17. SS4FireFox on October 24th, 2010 6:10 pm

    TYPO-NO-JUTSU!

    *disappears in a Cloud of smoke*

  18. Onecanofsprite on October 24th, 2010 6:12 pm

    Not even my MS paint Doc Louis with a top hat and monacle can beat them!

  19. Seto_Kaiba on October 24th, 2010 6:15 pm

    Dare I say it?

    Is even the almighty Captain Falcon unable to stop them? He's done nothing in the past after all…

  20. Onecanofsprite on October 24th, 2010 6:22 pm

    *Takes off monacle*
    Dear god…

  21. Yami_Bakura on October 24th, 2010 6:22 pm

    Yes, well, we all know how they are unstoppable. No one can. I mean, they even canceled the bloody series after I tried to fight them. Not even my fan girls can stop them…

  22. Leo E. on October 24th, 2010 6:24 pm

    OBJECTION!

    There are more than one of each Legendary. A nice example would be Entei; one is born every time a volcano erupts.

  23. Missinko009 on October 24th, 2010 6:26 pm

    Damn tanks…

    TANK!!!

  24. Missinko009 on October 24th, 2010 6:27 pm

    Cloning: Helps with making multiple, conformist, nurses and a communist health care system.

  25. Missinko009 on October 24th, 2010 6:29 pm

    *Slaps Leo E.*

    It's a perfectly legitimate argument!!!

  26. reverendki11joy on October 24th, 2010 6:31 pm

    there's more of a nazi joke in this comic to be made but you know what…

  27. Warlord Senax on October 24th, 2010 6:31 pm

    Wolf is the CEO.
    CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT

  28. NekoKnight on October 24th, 2010 6:34 pm

    Wait did you really just stick that mystery-pokemon-GSball-we-don't-know-what-it-is into that that emergency-pokemon-recovery-incinerator?

    /switches to monotone
    You know…. I just figured out what that thing you burned was…. It was a dropped plotline in the Pokemon anime… I won-…der whaaat hapened to pRofEsSoR Ivy….

  29. MasterLuigi452 on October 24th, 2010 6:36 pm

    And people say that the nurses are innocent.
    BTW, didn't I find and posted this on CoF Fourm in the first place?

  30. Axel_X on October 24th, 2010 6:43 pm

    The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

  31. NoChorus on October 24th, 2010 6:45 pm

    Tanks. My God.

    (it's really bees, but hey, everything's better with Batman.)

  32. CapnJakeBob on October 24th, 2010 6:46 pm

    I saw the title on Twitter, and I was expecting this exact strip. When Halolz loads, OH MAAAN My psychic prowess was proven once again.

  33. Neentendow on October 24th, 2010 6:48 pm

    They called it the Les Pokemons Terribles project.
    It was designed to clone the legendary Pokemon, Naked Seviper.
    They injected his IVs into an Arbok and the results were three clones.

  34. Neentendow on October 24th, 2010 6:54 pm

    I have a question for you, Shawn.
    Wouldn't it cost more to buy all those Pokeballs?

  35. Mentlegen on October 24th, 2010 6:55 pm

    *Slaps Missinko, Leo and Th3l4st0ne*

    …don't ask why i did this. I just like slapping people.

  36. Mentlegen on October 24th, 2010 6:59 pm

    Of cooourse you found this out before me, since you got all the dominant genes, BROOOOOOOOOTHER!

  37. TheHeroPrinny on October 24th, 2010 6:59 pm

    How did your Ego manage not to break the site's bandwidth?

  38. smartmonkey on October 24th, 2010 7:00 pm

    If that doesn't work. Use more fire.

  39. Flamerider on October 24th, 2010 7:02 pm

    And where do Arceuses come from?

  40. smartmonkey on October 24th, 2010 7:02 pm

    *Slaps Mentlegen*

    Wait why am i even doing this?

  41. Mentlegen on October 24th, 2010 7:03 pm

    Wait! That's why everytime i give then a pokémon with a nickname they give it back with it's default name. I tought it was a bug!

    DUDESKULL!!!
    Noooooooo!

  42. AquaLink on October 24th, 2010 7:03 pm

    they get used to increase the temperature of the fire until they themselves die and are then thrown into the fire to burn, which works, since becoming old causes their fire resistance to go down and eventually die when they do

  43. AquaLink on October 24th, 2010 7:04 pm

    i'm surprised her things don't show up on here more often

  44. spikkle on October 24th, 2010 7:07 pm

    BUTTS? BUTTS! SPEAK TO ME!

  45. AquaLink on October 24th, 2010 7:07 pm

    all they need is an action replay, done deal. or just canceling trades halfway through or whatever cloning technique you decide fits better

  46. Axel_X on October 24th, 2010 7:10 pm

    Yeah but will they actually stick around for that long? You'd think they'd cause the machine to overheat (no pun intended) after some time if they so choose to remain.

  47. Leo E. on October 24th, 2010 7:11 pm

    Well, when a mommy Arceus and a daddy Arceus love each other very much…

  48. Neentendow on October 24th, 2010 7:12 pm

    THE POKEBLOCK IS A LIE!!!

  49. TehVortex on October 24th, 2010 7:12 pm

    Ironically, the most efficient way to cure my pokemon's burn status.

  50. Axel_X on October 24th, 2010 7:12 pm

    But eight times out of ten, Metapod will always answer to Penis.

  51. smartmonkey on October 24th, 2010 7:13 pm

    Why do you keep asking for charity. I true gentlemen would rather try to earn it rather than to beg like a no class hobo (excluding dr.Hobo).

  52. Neentendow on October 24th, 2010 7:15 pm

    KILL IT WITH WATER!

  53. Zyquux on October 24th, 2010 7:15 pm

    My poor yellowducky… :(

  54. TehVortex on October 24th, 2010 7:15 pm

    The baby Lugia of the Johto saga would suggest that Legendaries can reproduce and thus not be one of a kind.

    I think Pokemon gave up on the 'one of a kind legendary' idea a long time ago.

  55. Kaylem on October 24th, 2010 7:17 pm

    DANG IT ANOTHER POKEMON SUBMISSI-
    Oh, it's Awkward Zombie.
    I'm okay with this.

  56. Axel_X on October 24th, 2010 7:20 pm

    The Poffin is a lie!

  57. Axel_X on October 24th, 2010 7:22 pm

    That has got to be the dumbest thing that whoah, whoah, whoah…

  58. Th3l4st0ne on October 24th, 2010 7:26 pm

    You're lost in the wood? No Pokemon center in a 30km radius?
    Use the new method: Cooking!
    Cooking your Pokemon fully restore their health and happiness!

    Disclaimer: We are not responsible or any damage to your pokemons or other people when…

  59. meinmattias on October 24th, 2010 7:26 pm

    R&R? There's no such thing!

  60. Axel_X on October 24th, 2010 7:26 pm

    We don't disclose anything that happens in the daycare center…
    Ever. -__-

  61. Spartan_Laser on October 24th, 2010 7:39 pm

    Wait, my Chikorita's a different level than before,
    and a different gender!!!
    and has a different name!

  62. OrionX on October 24th, 2010 8:09 pm

    *after some time*
    Heyyy… I thought my Pokémon had an Adamant nature… And I know I pumped it full of Proteins earlier… So why did it only gain +1 Attack after that last level up? MY PHYSICAL SWEEPER IS RUINED!!!

  63. Th3l4st0ne on October 24th, 2010 8:12 pm

    They have Kirby waiting to get his meal behind.

  64. Vosur on October 24th, 2010 8:13 pm

    -Chucks a Molotov-

  65. Mentlegen on October 24th, 2010 8:32 pm

    Never forget Bluebatty.

  66. Spartan_Laser on October 24th, 2010 8:43 pm

    one more thing: who keeps a Pidgey in an ULTRA ball?!?

  67. DrRickRollins on October 24th, 2010 9:09 pm

    my friend (that means me) used a masterball to catch a wild gloom

  68. Spartan_Laser on October 24th, 2010 9:18 pm

    when i was younger and more foolish, i used a mb in silver on a bellsprout!

  69. DrRickRollins on October 24th, 2010 9:21 pm

    *pretends to be Marik*

    Bakurra, why are my Steve Gengar and Steve Squritle not responding to me?

  70. Seto_Kaiba on October 24th, 2010 9:25 pm

    Because you touch your millennium rod at night, that's why.

  71. TehVortex on October 24th, 2010 9:30 pm

    It'd be awesome if Dudeskull came back a boy.

  72. A_Creative_Name on October 24th, 2010 9:35 pm

    *Slaps smartmonkey*

    Watch out! Pimp hand coming through!

  73. Shatman on October 24th, 2010 9:35 pm

    Excuse me, I'm going to go catch Wotter.

  74. TehVortex on October 24th, 2010 9:37 pm

    All hail our leader, Mistress Joy-sef Stalin.

  75. Darkangelsv1 on October 24th, 2010 9:43 pm

    Screw Professor Ivy, they incinerated the episode where Ash caught his OVER 9000! Tauros!

  76. Darkangelsv1 on October 24th, 2010 9:44 pm

    *punches A_Creative_Name*
    C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

  77. BasketGT on October 24th, 2010 9:49 pm

    I don't think that Chansey is throwing those Pokemon in the INCERATOR to just 'cook' them… Unless you really want your Pokemon well-done.

  78. BasketGT on October 24th, 2010 9:52 pm

    You don't need to. I pay for what happens there. :)

  79. demospyro on October 24th, 2010 10:03 pm

    Now that I think about it… wouldn't it be cheaper to have insta-healing balls instead of several buildings that require 24 hour lighting and enough living expenses to house a full grown women and her pet/partner?

  80. Kam_Fakami on October 24th, 2010 10:03 pm

    *falls from the sky and lands on Darkangel, sending Darkangel ten feet undergroud*

    FUCK YO C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER DARKANGEL
    FUCK YO C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

  81. demospyro on October 24th, 2010 10:05 pm

    !!!!!HOT SKITTY ON SKITTY ON WAILORD ON SKITTY ON WAILORD ON WAILORD ON SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION!!!!!

  82. demospyro on October 24th, 2010 10:06 pm

    The new legendary, Zorua/Zoroark, can be either male or female! (not just rule 34 wise but in the game as well)

  83. Kam_Fakami on October 24th, 2010 10:07 pm

    Falcon does not waste his time with petty companies like 4Kids. He has Kamina, Solid Snake, and Link go kick the crap out of them every Sunday. EVERY SUNDAY.

  84. Kam_Fakami on October 24th, 2010 10:10 pm

    You can not best me! I have perfect balance! I am Solidus Smuglord!

  85. werewolfsfury on October 24th, 2010 10:11 pm

    they actually did do that in the anime once

  86. Kam_Fakami on October 24th, 2010 10:11 pm

    Those two aren't legendaries.

  87. demospyro on October 24th, 2010 10:11 pm
  88. Kam_Fakami on October 24th, 2010 10:12 pm

    FUCK YO ANIME TEHVORTEX
    FUCK YO ANIME

    The games do not equal the anime. The anime is so loosely based on the games it isn't even funny.

  89. demospyro on October 24th, 2010 10:17 pm

    *Shot with a sleeping shell*

    HEY! You awake yet? I shot you in the ass! With one of these!
    rel="nofollow">

  90. werewolfsfury on October 24th, 2010 10:18 pm

    what about pokemon like regiice that can withstand the heat of magma

  91. demospyro on October 24th, 2010 10:19 pm
  92. werewolfsfury on October 24th, 2010 10:20 pm

    THEN SCREW HARDER MAN!

  93. Ryu_Bonkosi on October 24th, 2010 10:36 pm

    The move deleter and move tutors are in on it as well.

  94. demospyro on October 24th, 2010 10:43 pm

    There about as legendary as Manaphy/Phione

  95. Illius_Nakarou on October 24th, 2010 10:51 pm

    How do you think the pokemon centers run with energy when there are obviously no power lines/ power plants in the world?

  96. Zyquux on October 24th, 2010 10:54 pm

    OBJECTION!

    You seem to be forgetting the Power Plant in Kanto.

    Of course, the power lines are still unaccounted for.

  97. Zyquux on October 24th, 2010 10:59 pm

    Already done, to an extent. I present: the Heal Ball.

  98. Hejiru on October 24th, 2010 11:01 pm
  99. Hejiru on October 24th, 2010 11:04 pm

    "Legendary" is not a term of degree or opinion. Pokemon are either officially legendary or not. Phione and Manaphy are legendaries. Zorua and Zoroark are not.

    Besides, Heatran can be either male or female, and that was in 4th Gen.

  100. Dracojounin7 on October 24th, 2010 11:05 pm

    -Molotovs Chuck-

    Wait… SHIT

  101. Vosur on October 24th, 2010 11:10 pm

    -Points to the bathroom- Plenty of that there.

  102. Illius_Nakarou on October 24th, 2010 11:11 pm

    OVERRULED!!!!

    that power plant has been abandoned for years and infested with electric pokemon including Zapdos.

    -takes sip of coffee-

  103. MattiusThad on October 24th, 2010 11:15 pm

    I have the answer:Rare Candy glitch or whatever it was that allowed you to get higher then level one hundred…

  104. MattiusThad on October 24th, 2010 11:16 pm

    I would*Trollface.jpg*

  105. MattiusThad on October 24th, 2010 11:17 pm

    That would have to be Gary-Motherfucking-Oak cause in the pokemanz world….no one beats him at anything….

  106. demospyro on October 24th, 2010 11:26 pm

    I don't like heatran very much, and I don't give a damn, If you can only catch one I say it's legendary!

    End of discussion! http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/Ls

  107. Zyquux on October 25th, 2010 12:00 am

    HOLD IT!

    The Power Plant was refurbished and put back into operation in Generation II and IV, allowing the use of the Magnet Train to travel from Kanto to Johto.

  108. meinmattias on October 25th, 2010 12:01 am

    Surprise!

  109. Spartan_Laser on October 25th, 2010 12:08 am

    just so you know, i respect your decision to do so.

  110. TCC on October 25th, 2010 12:13 am

    actually the fire just incinerates the pokemon, they recycle the balls.

    I'll give them this much, at least they're environmentally conscience.

  111. Star_Wolf on October 25th, 2010 12:23 am

    My catchphrase?
    CAN'T LET YOU STEAL THAT.

  112. TCC on October 25th, 2010 12:24 am

    that's cool and all, but why not have it heal all the time? just having it heal when it catches something is kind of stupid…

  113. TCC on October 25th, 2010 12:27 am

    well if you have a surplus of ultraballs, and no pidgey at the time, you may as well… though I don't think you'd keep it in your team. :/

  114. Zyquux on October 25th, 2010 12:27 am

    Yes, it is very stupid. That is why I didn't bother wasting any money on it.

  115. DM1293 on October 25th, 2010 12:42 am

    Where does the Incinerator go? To local restaurants. And who eats there? Trainers! And thus is the cycle complete.

  116. Spartan_Laser on October 25th, 2010 12:49 am

    unless you don/t have a pidgeotto, and don't want to go look for one…

  117. dope92 on October 25th, 2010 1:06 am

    you betrayed me chansey

  118. Deep_Thought on October 25th, 2010 1:08 am

    I said this would be what would have happened if Brock Obama was put into office, but no.
    He got voted in anyways, and what happens?

    Pokemon death camps.

  119. AdamTheChao on October 25th, 2010 1:34 am

    Look's like your Pokemon,
    *Sunglasses*
    Are getting fired up.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  120. JboneDRS on October 25th, 2010 1:34 am

    The little jingle you hear is actually the muffled screams of your poor Poke'manz

  121. Warlord Senax on October 25th, 2010 1:57 am

    THE WOLF IS A LIE
    DESTROY HIM

  122. Ataeru on October 25th, 2010 1:58 am

    I think that was the second episode in the first season.

    Ash and Misty take Pikachu to the center after super thundershocking all of those sparrows, then they meet Jessie and James at the center.

    It was years ago, I can't remember all of the details.

  123. Ataeru on October 25th, 2010 2:11 am

    *slashes arm off*

    Looks like you have to glue yourself back toge…. wow you really are gluing yourself back together.

  124. Frankenstrat247 on October 25th, 2010 2:39 am

    that poor companion cubone…

  125. triadle on October 25th, 2010 6:22 am

    Oh no, my shiny Ponyta!

  126. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 6:46 am

    NOOOOO!!! NOT MY PENIS!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO USE HARDEN & STRING SHOT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!!

  127. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 6:47 am

    Still can't get to a level, OVER 9000!!!!

  128. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 6:48 am

    A_Creative_Name said:

    *Slaps smartmonkey*

    Watch out! Pimp hand coming through!

    Me: That sounds SO wrong…on the pimp level AND the "monkey" level.

    [F.Y.I For those of you wondering how this slapfest 2010 began, Th3l4st0ne stated that the reason that replacement pokemon you receive from nurse Joy(s) always have the same moves and levels as your old ones is due to to the possibility that there is a massive storage facility in the back that manufactures rare candies.]

  129. demospyro on October 25th, 2010 7:06 am

    HOLD IT!

    Trainers….. DON'T EAT!

  130. Hejiru on October 25th, 2010 7:32 am

    Ok, whatever, but if you go around calling Zorua/Zoroark legendaries, Pokemon fans are gonna think you're a noob… :p

  131. demospyro on October 25th, 2010 7:47 am

    Oh right… I care about what 10~12 year olds think about my thoughts toward a vixen that isn't even real…

  132. TehVortex on October 25th, 2010 7:55 am

    Zorua/Zoroark are just receiving the same treatment Lucario did in the 4th gen, and lots of people thought he would've been a legend. So misunderstanding is reasonable.

  133. TehVortex on October 25th, 2010 8:13 am

    Yeah, you're right. When I see things like Mach Punch not getting the first hit and normal type attacks hitting ghost pokemon I fly into a whirlwind of rage.

    The fact that they can be born is the best explaination for multiple 'one of a kind' legendaries though. There's the Arceus event in HGSS that makes Arceus create one of the Dragon Trio, who's to say he hasn't done it multiple times?

  134. TehVortex on October 25th, 2010 8:18 am
  135. TehVortex on October 25th, 2010 8:22 am

    Clearly the Thick Fat, Flame Body and Magma Armor abilities, not to mention years and years of getting hit by Flamethrowers, Fire Blasts, Flare Blitzs and the like mean nothing when confronted with the Pokemon Center furnace.

  136. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 8:27 am

    I LOL'd. Legitly.

  137. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 8:30 am

    GUNS: Pokémon can't outsmart bullets. Except Psychic types…pesky Asian pokémon and their mind games…& telekinesis…and mind-reading…

  138. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 8:38 am

    Then the lights when out, and when they came back on, the trainer and all witnesses disappeared…never to be heard from again…

  139. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 8:39 am

    Show Halolz a pokémon-related post, have it turn into a submission a few days later, don't get credit.

    *Pats back* Now you know how WEEGEE FEELS!!!

  140. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 8:46 am

    LMAO (XD) You, my good chap, are full of win.

  141. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 9:03 am

    Or poop…no toilets.

    Travel across a wide variety of regions spanning across vast seas and open plains…capture over 500 pokemon…all on an empty stomach and full colon and/or bladder.

  142. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 9:07 am

    Man, I thought MEOWTH was bad…CHANSEYS kill their fellow Pokémon!!! At least they do it with a smile though…

    Can't spell slaughter without laughter I suppose…

  143. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 9:10 am

    Wotter is a jerk!!! LOL Not as much as Smugleaf, but still!!!

  144. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 9:12 am

    NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE!!!! XD

  145. Missinko009 on October 25th, 2010 9:18 am

    Politically motivated posts? In MY Halolz? BLASPHEMY!!!

  146. Hejiru on October 25th, 2010 9:31 am

    10-12 year olds? DIIIIEEE RAAAAAGGGGEEEE

    Like I said, Legendary is not a matter of opinion or degree, it's officially confirmed fact. Phione, Heatran, etc are Legendary. Zoroark and Lucario are not.

  147. AquaLink on October 25th, 2010 9:34 am

    yeah, i thought so too

  148. Leo E. on October 25th, 2010 9:41 am

    Um… I think you just posted furry porn.

  149. Leo E. on October 25th, 2010 9:42 am

    Whoa, wait, since when did Senax exist?

  150. Vlauer on October 25th, 2010 10:04 am

    I get it! Pokemon Centers use incinerators producted by Aperture Science, AND then they switch burned Pokemons to those stole and sold to them by Team Rocket! I'm a genius!…. Wait a sec, Pokemon Center is free, yet they have to pay? They must be selling this friggin lemonade in secret…

  151. Dimomarg on October 25th, 2010 10:22 am

    oh, just wait till you see the Pokecenters run by hitler.

  152. MasqueNoMercy on October 25th, 2010 11:19 am

    the only way the comic could have been made better is if they added screaming to the incinerated pokemon

  153. MassiveDamage on October 25th, 2010 11:30 am

    I'm going to miss you Mr. Snugglekins.

  154. MassiveDamage on October 25th, 2010 11:33 am

    *NERD HAMMER*

    Spearrows

  155. MassiveDamage on October 25th, 2010 11:40 am

    *Dickslaps everyone on this chain*

    Mike Tyson would be proud

  156. femaxunit on October 25th, 2010 11:52 am

    WAIT A SECOND!

    Nobody even cares.

  157. demospyro on October 25th, 2010 12:06 pm

    Ye, I read about that but I don't think a movie deal cuts it, or else pikachu would be legendary :P. The difference is that you can only catch one Zoroark by having a randonm encounter with a shiny entie/raikou/suicune. You can't just find them anywhere.

  158. Zyquux on October 25th, 2010 12:07 pm

    INTRUDER ALERT!
    A new troll is in the thread!

  159. Deep_Thought on October 25th, 2010 12:55 pm

    More like political satire: "Brock" Obama.

    Brock

  160. Ataeru on October 25th, 2010 3:12 pm

    Eww…

    *castration*

    I would like to see you get back up from that.

  161. Th3l4st0ne on October 25th, 2010 5:45 pm

    what the hell does you think they put in that lemonade?

  162. Deep_Thought on October 25th, 2010 5:47 pm

    -1 Troll… I help

  163. Deep_Thought on October 25th, 2010 5:52 pm

    *self-destructs Voltorb belt*

    Now nobody wins… happy now?

  164. Illius_Nakarou on October 25th, 2010 6:08 pm

    *chokes self with tie*
    ACK!!!
    *falls to the floor*

  165. Acias on October 25th, 2010 7:21 pm

    In my first pokemon game i used my master ball on a onyx :>

    Then i realised my mistake and had to restart the game…

  166. Th3l4st0ne on October 25th, 2010 7:42 pm

    Why does with all that slapping I feel like I'm on a TF2 server?

  167. Spartan_Laser on October 25th, 2010 7:56 pm

    ouch *pats on the back* its okay though, we're here for you

  168. BasketGT on October 25th, 2010 8:32 pm

    Thank you, good sir! I am happy to bring teh lulz to all who wish for them.

  169. Zyquux on October 25th, 2010 9:39 pm
  170. Zyquux on October 25th, 2010 10:38 pm

    So they're one-of-a-kind, not legendary. (See Lapras)

  171. Zyquux on October 25th, 2010 10:43 pm

    NERD HAMMER FAIL

    Spearow*

  172. Zyquux on October 25th, 2010 10:46 pm

    How who feels?

  173. uzumakiclan43 on October 25th, 2010 10:49 pm

    Always remember Fluffy the Mewtwo

  174. MattiusThad on October 25th, 2010 11:00 pm

    What if I used a Masterball to catch a Starly and a regular ball to catch Dialga?<_< >_> Not saying that I did…

  175. demospyro on October 25th, 2010 11:09 pm

    I can catch two lapras in one game tho, it's rare but not one-of-a-kind (except for red/blu/yellow)

    i thought it was funny that the game said Arcanine was legendary but no "officially"

  176. Zyquux on October 26th, 2010 12:31 am

    Touche, good sir.

    My rebuttal.

  177. Spartan_Laser on October 26th, 2010 12:35 am

    hmmm… is the starly shiny
    and you can use reg balls on ANYTHING!!!

  178. GuessWho666 on October 26th, 2010 1:18 am

    But what if I only wanted to get rid of poison on 1 of my pokemon and I'm too cheap to buy an antidote?

  179. BoxeyBrown on October 26th, 2010 2:33 am

    Meh, whatever gets me a pokemon that's able to destroy again.

  180. Warlord Senax on October 26th, 2010 9:01 am

    I exist when I want to.
    My feelings would be hurt if I didn't kill them earlier.

  181. Shatman on October 26th, 2010 10:05 am

    KangasKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
    Optimus Primape!
    Speak to me!

  182. demospyro on October 26th, 2010 6:43 pm

    ^ This, I like! ^

  183. werewolfsfury on October 27th, 2010 2:11 am

    well yes but not that episode this one had them using random pokeballs I remember misty throwing one that had a goldeen in it

  184. MassiveDamage on October 28th, 2010 3:39 am

    NERD HAMMER FAIL FAIL

    Plural

  185. MassiveDamage on October 28th, 2010 3:41 am

    *Plays song of time*
    *Dickslaps Ataeru*

    Now what did we learn?

  186. Zyquux on October 28th, 2010 5:09 am

    COUNTER ATTACK!

    Specifically, the trivia section at the bottom.
    "the plural form of Pokémon names is not supposed to change"

  187. HeavyDDR99 on October 28th, 2010 9:17 pm

    god…just go and live with your fangirls

  188. codemaster525 on October 28th, 2010 9:28 pm

    Woops, wrong account. *deleted*

  189. Yami_Bakura on October 28th, 2010 9:29 pm

    How would you like living with a bunch of bloody female fanfic writers who spend their time shipping you and your host together when you share the body. Bullocks. Full of buggery I tell you.

    By the way, I'm not British. I'm just gay.

  190. weavileketchum on October 30th, 2010 10:06 pm

    hey bakura its 1 or 0.5 day(s) till halloween

  191. Yami_Bakura on October 31st, 2010 12:17 pm

    Interesting story, Wanker. I already knew. And guess what, I don't care.

  192. nobody679 on November 3rd, 2010 11:03 am

    how come they have the same items then?
    that means….they have MANY rare items.0.o!
    if they have that much items i wish i can steal them -_- or buy them…..

  193. nobody679 on November 3rd, 2010 11:04 am

    there will be no such a thing as pokemon then, saddly -_-

  194. weavileketchum on November 4th, 2010 9:16 pm

    that ante cool baku. man i wish we had a rapidash i looooooooooooooooooove rapidashs! did u incerate them

  195. Larknok1 on November 8th, 2010 1:03 am

    Bullshit. It's impossible to get a Feraligatr in anything but a pokeball. Think about it. You can't catch it anywhere in the wild, the Totodile you get from the Profesors are always in pokeballs, and if you breed it, it goes automatically into a pokeball. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.

  196. weavileketchum on November 11th, 2010 10:21 pm

    bakura its al most CHRISTMASS!!! *dose a dance with a yellow puffle* (dont know what a puffle is go play club peguin)

  197. xxpikalexxx on November 12th, 2010 6:11 pm

    How would you get feraligatr in anything other than a pokeball?

  198. Yami_Bakura on November 12th, 2010 11:34 pm

    What the bloody hell is wrong with you? Does it look like I give a card game about Christmas? Also, anyone who plays "Club Penguin" should be immediately sent off to the Shadow Realm. Actually, the bloody game should be sent. That bloody Disney game made by wankers is what should die. Now let me be for there is tea to drink and cards that need playing.

  199. weavileketchum on November 14th, 2010 12:01 pm

    the fuck did u say?!?!

  200. Alpar on November 14th, 2010 4:50 pm

    He's saying Club Penguin sucks and that it should go burn in Hell. Deal with it and lurk some more while you're at it.

  201. Alpar on November 14th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Whoops, forgot to say "please".

  202. weavileketchum on November 14th, 2010 8:53 pm

    well all i have to say is I BOUGHT A CLUB PENGUIN PLUSHIE AND ANY ONE WHO MAKES ME PISSED SHOULD DIE A HORRERABL DEATH!!! you wont make me mad… *takes out force-a-nacher* … wont you

  203. Alpar on November 14th, 2010 9:06 pm

    Cool story, bro.

  204. Yami_Bakura on November 14th, 2010 9:26 pm

    Alright, you are pissing me off you bloody wanker. First you do not understand a Single word from my british accent after it was well written, so well written that it made snese unlike the plot to the bloody show. Next you support that dasterdly wicked company Disney by playing their repulsive game Club Penguin, which is filled with wankers such as yourself. Yes, I said it Disney, the forbiden word. I would much rather suffer the hell called the Shadow Realm than be caught playing that bloody game. You are more of a dim-witted wanker than Marik. At least I can stand him. I would immediately send your bloody soul off to the shadow realm. No duel needed, I will use the epic egyptian lazers from my gaydar to finish you off. No card game is worth risking my own soul for the likes of yours. And while your soulless body remains intact, I shall play card games against it and win many times! Not just any card game, a Shadow Children's Card Game. And to show how much more pissed I am, I would play those card games on bloody motorcycles. That motorcycle game that is a load of bullocks. I don't care if you still adore me like if you are one of my fangirls, I just want you to piss off. Now for the last time, AND I wont repeat myself…I. Don't. Care.

  205. weavileketchum on November 15th, 2010 8:41 pm

    *takes out a dark blu and yelo swords* back off. *lazor fires* OH GOD!!! *drops to flore* jeas man… i..im sorry. i p..promiss, i.i w.w.w.wont anger y.y.you anymore.

  206. pokecsm on January 4th, 2011 3:59 am

    Now everytime I need to heal up, I will think my poor pokemon will share this fate :(

  207. Goldngreen on March 21st, 2011 5:34 am

    There are way too many plot holes in this comic for me to find it funny.

  208. acemaster on January 25th, 2012 5:16 pm

    legendary pokemon?

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