Hey don’t judge, do you know expensive it is to make the technology to instantly heal all your Pokemon? This is way cheaper and helps keep the government funded Pokemon Center system from collapsing under the country’s latest budget crisis!
By Katie Tiedrich (Read Awkward Zombie!)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 24, 2010 · 5:23 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I guess, unlike the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Gun, PokeBalls cannot withstand temperatures of up to 3000 degrees Kelvin.
I never knew Aperture Science ran the pokémon centres…
Remarkable! you have incinerated your best friends faster than the previous Pokemon trainer "Insert trainer name here"!
There's just only a ~slight~ problem with this theory.
They have to get another Legendary, even though they are one of a kind.
*4000 degrees Kelvin. I got ninja-commented, before I could ninja-edit it.
Yes! Let their souls burn and be sent to the Shadow Realm! The population increases with every visit!
So…why does they always have the same moves and levels as your old one?
So technically, you could "catch them all" by breaking into that part of the Center and stealing all of the Pokeballs.
Why any Pokemon villian has never thought of this beats me.
I'm assuming that you originally said:
"YES! Let them all burn in the depths of Hell! The tormented souls shall be innumerable!"
And then 4Kids used their evil powers to censor "Hell" with "shadow Realm" and "Let them all burn…" with "Let their souls burn…"
Their evil tendrils of power criss-cross every information highway. My Blue Eyes White Dragons can't stop them. My money can't stop them. Even my screwing the rules can't stop them…
They'd have to fight Nurse Joy and her Chanceys. Nurse Joy has unlimited access to Revives and Full Restores. By the team you beat her you could've caught 'em all and have Oak tell you there are other 500 mons to catch.
Clones.
Did you really think they gave up on the cloning thing after Mewtwo?
Glad they have spare Arceus just sitting around…
True, not to mention she probably has lvl 100 Blisseys.and Miltanks JUST to piss them off if you somehow manage to survive the Chansey onslaught for that long.
now i feel like an jerk for going to the Pokemon center while they were all still in the green just before i save just because everything must be, SPIC OOND SPAM!
*softly slaps Th3l4st0ne*
Don't. Bring. Logic. Into this.
TMs and rare candies. Happy?
TYPO-NO-JUTSU!
*disappears in a Cloud of smoke*
Not even my MS paint Doc Louis with a top hat and monacle can beat them!
Dare I say it?
Is even the almighty Captain Falcon unable to stop them? He's done nothing in the past after all…
*Takes off monacle*
Dear god…
Yes, well, we all know how they are unstoppable. No one can. I mean, they even canceled the bloody series after I tried to fight them. Not even my fan girls can stop them…
OBJECTION!
There are more than one of each Legendary. A nice example would be Entei; one is born every time a volcano erupts.
Damn tanks…
TANK!!!
Cloning: Helps with making multiple, conformist, nurses and a communist health care system.
*Slaps Leo E.*
It's a perfectly legitimate argument!!!
there's more of a nazi joke in this comic to be made but you know what…
Wolf is the CEO.
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT
Wait did you really just stick that mystery-pokemon-GSball-we-don't-know-what-it-is into that that emergency-pokemon-recovery-incinerator?
/switches to monotone
You know…. I just figured out what that thing you burned was…. It was a dropped plotline in the Pokemon anime… I won-…der whaaat hapened to pRofEsSoR Ivy….
And people say that the nurses are innocent.
BTW, didn't I find and posted this on CoF Fourm in the first place?
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
Tanks. My God.
(it's really bees, but hey, everything's better with Batman.)
I saw the title on Twitter, and I was expecting this exact strip. When Halolz loads, OH MAAAN My psychic prowess was proven once again.
They called it the Les Pokemons Terribles project.
It was designed to clone the legendary Pokemon, Naked Seviper.
They injected his IVs into an Arbok and the results were three clones.
I have a question for you, Shawn.
Wouldn't it cost more to buy all those Pokeballs?
*Slaps Missinko, Leo and Th3l4st0ne*
…don't ask why i did this. I just like slapping people.
Of cooourse you found this out before me, since you got all the dominant genes, BROOOOOOOOOTHER!
How did your Ego manage not to break the site's bandwidth?
If that doesn't work. Use more fire.
And where do Arceuses come from?
*Slaps Mentlegen*
Wait why am i even doing this?
Wait! That's why everytime i give then a pokémon with a nickname they give it back with it's default name. I tought it was a bug!
DUDESKULL!!!
Noooooooo!
they get used to increase the temperature of the fire until they themselves die and are then thrown into the fire to burn, which works, since becoming old causes their fire resistance to go down and eventually die when they do
i'm surprised her things don't show up on here more often
BUTTS? BUTTS! SPEAK TO ME!
all they need is an action replay, done deal. or just canceling trades halfway through or whatever cloning technique you decide fits better
Yeah but will they actually stick around for that long? You'd think they'd cause the machine to overheat (no pun intended) after some time if they so choose to remain.
Well, when a mommy Arceus and a daddy Arceus love each other very much…
THE POKEBLOCK IS A LIE!!!
Ironically, the most efficient way to cure my pokemon's burn status.
But eight times out of ten, Metapod will always answer to Penis.
Why do you keep asking for charity. I true gentlemen would rather try to earn it rather than to beg like a no class hobo (excluding dr.Hobo).
KILL IT WITH WATER!
My poor yellowducky… :(
The baby Lugia of the Johto saga would suggest that Legendaries can reproduce and thus not be one of a kind.
I think Pokemon gave up on the 'one of a kind legendary' idea a long time ago.
DANG IT ANOTHER POKEMON SUBMISSI-
Oh, it's Awkward Zombie.
I'm okay with this.
The Poffin is a lie!
That has got to be the dumbest thing that whoah, whoah, whoah…
You're lost in the wood? No Pokemon center in a 30km radius?
Use the new method: Cooking!
Cooking your Pokemon fully restore their health and happiness!
Disclaimer: We are not responsible or any damage to your pokemons or other people when…
R&R? There's no such thing!
We don't disclose anything that happens in the daycare center…
Ever. -__-
Wait, my Chikorita's a different level than before,
and a different gender!!!
and has a different name!
*after some time*
Heyyy… I thought my Pokémon had an Adamant nature… And I know I pumped it full of Proteins earlier… So why did it only gain +1 Attack after that last level up? MY PHYSICAL SWEEPER IS RUINED!!!
They have Kirby waiting to get his meal behind.
-Chucks a Molotov-
Never forget Bluebatty.
one more thing: who keeps a Pidgey in an ULTRA ball?!?
my friend (that means me) used a masterball to catch a wild gloom
when i was younger and more foolish, i used a mb in silver on a bellsprout!
*pretends to be Marik*
Bakurra, why are my Steve Gengar and Steve Squritle not responding to me?
Because you touch your millennium rod at night, that's why.
It'd be awesome if Dudeskull came back a boy.
*Slaps smartmonkey*
Watch out! Pimp hand coming through!
Excuse me, I'm going to go catch Wotter.
All hail our leader, Mistress Joy-sef Stalin.
Screw Professor Ivy, they incinerated the episode where Ash caught his OVER 9000! Tauros!
*punches A_Creative_Name*
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
I don't think that Chansey is throwing those Pokemon in the INCERATOR to just 'cook' them… Unless you really want your Pokemon well-done.
You don't need to. I pay for what happens there. :)
Now that I think about it… wouldn't it be cheaper to have insta-healing balls instead of several buildings that require 24 hour lighting and enough living expenses to house a full grown women and her pet/partner?
*falls from the sky and lands on Darkangel, sending Darkangel ten feet undergroud*
FUCK YO C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER DARKANGEL
FUCK YO C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
!!!!!HOT SKITTY ON SKITTY ON WAILORD ON SKITTY ON WAILORD ON WAILORD ON SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION!!!!!
The new legendary, Zorua/Zoroark, can be either male or female! (not just rule 34 wise but in the game as well)
Falcon does not waste his time with petty companies like 4Kids. He has Kamina, Solid Snake, and Link go kick the crap out of them every Sunday. EVERY SUNDAY.
You can not best me! I have perfect balance! I am Solidus Smuglord!
they actually did do that in the anime once
Those two aren't legendaries.
http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/808/53dc975e98d2…
FUCK YO ANIME TEHVORTEX
FUCK YO ANIME
The games do not equal the anime. The anime is so loosely based on the games it isn't even funny.
*Shot with a sleeping shell*
HEY! You awake yet? I shot you in the ass! With one of these!
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what about pokemon like regiice that can withstand the heat of magma
http://www.cubeupload.com/files/cafd2f99b9521583f…
THEN SCREW HARDER MAN!
The move deleter and move tutors are in on it as well.
There about as legendary as Manaphy/Phione
How do you think the pokemon centers run with energy when there are obviously no power lines/ power plants in the world?
OBJECTION!
You seem to be forgetting the Power Plant in Kanto.
Of course, the power lines are still unaccounted for.
Already done, to an extent. I present: the Heal Ball.
Ahem: http://digitalunrestcomic.com/index.php?date=2008…
"Legendary" is not a term of degree or opinion. Pokemon are either officially legendary or not. Phione and Manaphy are legendaries. Zorua and Zoroark are not.
Besides, Heatran can be either male or female, and that was in 4th Gen.
-Molotovs Chuck-
Wait… SHIT
-Points to the bathroom- Plenty of that there.
OVERRULED!!!!
that power plant has been abandoned for years and infested with electric pokemon including Zapdos.
-takes sip of coffee-
I have the answer:Rare Candy glitch or whatever it was that allowed you to get higher then level one hundred…
I would*Trollface.jpg*
That would have to be Gary-Motherfucking-Oak cause in the pokemanz world….no one beats him at anything….
I don't like heatran very much, and I don't give a damn, If you can only catch one I say it's legendary!
End of discussion! http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/Ls…
HOLD IT!
The Power Plant was refurbished and put back into operation in Generation II and IV, allowing the use of the Magnet Train to travel from Kanto to Johto.
Surprise!
just so you know, i respect your decision to do so.
actually the fire just incinerates the pokemon, they recycle the balls.
…
I'll give them this much, at least they're environmentally conscience.
My catchphrase?
CAN'T LET YOU STEAL THAT.
that's cool and all, but why not have it heal all the time? just having it heal when it catches something is kind of stupid…
well if you have a surplus of ultraballs, and no pidgey at the time, you may as well… though I don't think you'd keep it in your team. :/
Yes, it is very stupid. That is why I didn't bother wasting any money on it.
Where does the Incinerator go? To local restaurants. And who eats there? Trainers! And thus is the cycle complete.
unless you don/t have a pidgeotto, and don't want to go look for one…
you betrayed me chansey
I said this would be what would have happened if Brock Obama was put into office, but no.
He got voted in anyways, and what happens?
Pokemon death camps.
Look's like your Pokemon,
*Sunglasses*
Are getting fired up.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
The little jingle you hear is actually the muffled screams of your poor Poke'manz
THE WOLF IS A LIE
DESTROY HIM
I think that was the second episode in the first season.
Ash and Misty take Pikachu to the center after super thundershocking all of those sparrows, then they meet Jessie and James at the center.
It was years ago, I can't remember all of the details.
*slashes arm off*
Looks like you have to glue yourself back toge…. wow you really are gluing yourself back together.
that poor companion cubone…
Oh no, my shiny Ponyta!
NOOOOO!!! NOT MY PENIS!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO USE HARDEN & STRING SHOT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!!
Still can't get to a level, OVER 9000!!!!
A_Creative_Name said:
*Slaps smartmonkey*
Watch out! Pimp hand coming through!
Me: That sounds SO wrong…on the pimp level AND the "monkey" level.
[F.Y.I For those of you wondering how this slapfest 2010 began, Th3l4st0ne stated that the reason that replacement pokemon you receive from nurse Joy(s) always have the same moves and levels as your old ones is due to to the possibility that there is a massive storage facility in the back that manufactures rare candies.]
HOLD IT!
Trainers….. DON'T EAT!
Ok, whatever, but if you go around calling Zorua/Zoroark legendaries, Pokemon fans are gonna think you're a noob… :p
Oh right… I care about what 10~12 year olds think about my thoughts toward a vixen that isn't even real…
Zorua/Zoroark are just receiving the same treatment Lucario did in the 4th gen, and lots of people thought he would've been a legend. So misunderstanding is reasonable.
Yeah, you're right. When I see things like Mach Punch not getting the first hit and normal type attacks hitting ghost pokemon I fly into a whirlwind of rage.
The fact that they can be born is the best explaination for multiple 'one of a kind' legendaries though. There's the Arceus event in HGSS that makes Arceus create one of the Dragon Trio, who's to say he hasn't done it multiple times?
I thought these were worthy of Halolz. Apparently not.
Clearly the Thick Fat, Flame Body and Magma Armor abilities, not to mention years and years of getting hit by Flamethrowers, Fire Blasts, Flare Blitzs and the like mean nothing when confronted with the Pokemon Center furnace.
I LOL'd. Legitly.
GUNS: Pokémon can't outsmart bullets. Except Psychic types…pesky Asian pokémon and their mind games…& telekinesis…and mind-reading…
Then the lights when out, and when they came back on, the trainer and all witnesses disappeared…never to be heard from again…
Show Halolz a pokémon-related post, have it turn into a submission a few days later, don't get credit.
*Pats back* Now you know how WEEGEE FEELS!!!
LMAO (XD) You, my good chap, are full of win.
Or poop…no toilets.
Travel across a wide variety of regions spanning across vast seas and open plains…capture over 500 pokemon…all on an empty stomach and full colon and/or bladder.
Man, I thought MEOWTH was bad…CHANSEYS kill their fellow Pokémon!!! At least they do it with a smile though…
Can't spell slaughter without laughter I suppose…
Wotter is a jerk!!! LOL Not as much as Smugleaf, but still!!!
NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE!!!! XD
Politically motivated posts? In MY Halolz? BLASPHEMY!!!
10-12 year olds? DIIIIEEE RAAAAAGGGGEEEE
Like I said, Legendary is not a matter of opinion or degree, it's officially confirmed fact. Phione, Heatran, etc are Legendary. Zoroark and Lucario are not.
yeah, i thought so too
Um… I think you just posted furry porn.
Whoa, wait, since when did Senax exist?
I get it! Pokemon Centers use incinerators producted by Aperture Science, AND then they switch burned Pokemons to those stole and sold to them by Team Rocket! I'm a genius!…. Wait a sec, Pokemon Center is free, yet they have to pay? They must be selling this friggin lemonade in secret…
oh, just wait till you see the Pokecenters run by hitler.
the only way the comic could have been made better is if they added screaming to the incinerated pokemon
I'm going to miss you Mr. Snugglekins.
*NERD HAMMER*
Spearrows
*Dickslaps everyone on this chain*
Mike Tyson would be proud
WAIT A SECOND!
Nobody even cares.
Ye, I read about that but I don't think a movie deal cuts it, or else pikachu would be legendary :P. The difference is that you can only catch one Zoroark by having a randonm encounter with a shiny entie/raikou/suicune. You can't just find them anywhere.
INTRUDER ALERT!
A new troll is in the thread!
More like political satire: "Brock" Obama.
Brock
Eww…
*castration*
I would like to see you get back up from that.
what the hell does you think they put in that lemonade?
-1 Troll… I help
*self-destructs Voltorb belt*
Now nobody wins… happy now?
*chokes self with tie*
ACK!!!
*falls to the floor*
In my first pokemon game i used my master ball on a onyx :>
Then i realised my mistake and had to restart the game…
Why does with all that slapping I feel like I'm on a TF2 server?
ouch *pats on the back* its okay though, we're here for you
Thank you, good sir! I am happy to bring teh lulz to all who wish for them.
FISH KILL!
So they're one-of-a-kind, not legendary. (See Lapras)
NERD HAMMER FAIL
Spearow*
How who feels?
Always remember Fluffy the Mewtwo
What if I used a Masterball to catch a Starly and a regular ball to catch Dialga?<_< >_> Not saying that I did…
I can catch two lapras in one game tho, it's rare but not one-of-a-kind (except for red/blu/yellow)
i thought it was funny that the game said Arcanine was legendary but no "officially"
Touche, good sir.
My rebuttal.
hmmm… is the starly shiny
and you can use reg balls on ANYTHING!!!
But what if I only wanted to get rid of poison on 1 of my pokemon and I'm too cheap to buy an antidote?
Meh, whatever gets me a pokemon that's able to destroy again.
I exist when I want to.
My feelings would be hurt if I didn't kill them earlier.
KangasKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Optimus Primape!
Speak to me!
^ This, I like! ^
well yes but not that episode this one had them using random pokeballs I remember misty throwing one that had a goldeen in it
NERD HAMMER FAIL FAIL
Plural
*Plays song of time*
*Dickslaps Ataeru*
Now what did we learn?
COUNTER ATTACK!
Specifically, the trivia section at the bottom.
"the plural form of Pokémon names is not supposed to change"
god…just go and live with your fangirls
Woops, wrong account. *deleted*
How would you like living with a bunch of bloody female fanfic writers who spend their time shipping you and your host together when you share the body. Bullocks. Full of buggery I tell you.
By the way, I'm not British. I'm just gay.
hey bakura its 1 or 0.5 day(s) till halloween
Interesting story, Wanker. I already knew. And guess what, I don't care.
how come they have the same items then?
that means….they have MANY rare items.0.o!
if they have that much items i wish i can steal them -_- or buy them…..
there will be no such a thing as pokemon then, saddly -_-
that ante cool baku. man i wish we had a rapidash i looooooooooooooooooove rapidashs! did u incerate them
Bullshit. It's impossible to get a Feraligatr in anything but a pokeball. Think about it. You can't catch it anywhere in the wild, the Totodile you get from the Profesors are always in pokeballs, and if you breed it, it goes automatically into a pokeball. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.
bakura its al most CHRISTMASS!!! *dose a dance with a yellow puffle* (dont know what a puffle is go play club peguin)
How would you get feraligatr in anything other than a pokeball?
What the bloody hell is wrong with you? Does it look like I give a card game about Christmas? Also, anyone who plays "Club Penguin" should be immediately sent off to the Shadow Realm. Actually, the bloody game should be sent. That bloody Disney game made by wankers is what should die. Now let me be for there is tea to drink and cards that need playing.
the fuck did u say?!?!
He's saying Club Penguin sucks and that it should go burn in Hell. Deal with it and lurk some more while you're at it.
Whoops, forgot to say "please".
well all i have to say is I BOUGHT A CLUB PENGUIN PLUSHIE AND ANY ONE WHO MAKES ME PISSED SHOULD DIE A HORRERABL DEATH!!! you wont make me mad… *takes out force-a-nacher* … wont you
Cool story, bro.
Alright, you are pissing me off you bloody wanker. First you do not understand a Single word from my british accent after it was well written, so well written that it made snese unlike the plot to the bloody show. Next you support that dasterdly wicked company Disney by playing their repulsive game Club Penguin, which is filled with wankers such as yourself. Yes, I said it Disney, the forbiden word. I would much rather suffer the hell called the Shadow Realm than be caught playing that bloody game. You are more of a dim-witted wanker than Marik. At least I can stand him. I would immediately send your bloody soul off to the shadow realm. No duel needed, I will use the epic egyptian lazers from my gaydar to finish you off. No card game is worth risking my own soul for the likes of yours. And while your soulless body remains intact, I shall play card games against it and win many times! Not just any card game, a Shadow Children's Card Game. And to show how much more pissed I am, I would play those card games on bloody motorcycles. That motorcycle game that is a load of bullocks. I don't care if you still adore me like if you are one of my fangirls, I just want you to piss off. Now for the last time, AND I wont repeat myself…I. Don't. Care.
*takes out a dark blu and yelo swords* back off. *lazor fires* OH GOD!!! *drops to flore* jeas man… i..im sorry. i p..promiss, i.i w.w.w.wont anger y.y.you anymore.
Now everytime I need to heal up, I will think my poor pokemon will share this fate :(
There are way too many plot holes in this comic for me to find it funny.
legendary pokemon?