WAKE UP ON ISLAND, PUNCH TREES

I’m sure for someone like Falcon this wouldn’t be a big deal, but for your Average Joe I’d think punching trees until wood comes out would be a little tough on the ol’ knuckles.
Via Anthony Carboni’s Tumblr (also watch ByteJacker!)

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2010 · 5:36 AM 
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50 Responses to “WAKE UP ON ISLAND, PUNCH TREES”

  1. ZegenRuki on October 18th, 2010 5:38 am

    Huh… I was more "Wake up on island; cry in a hole for a week."

  2. Shawn Handyside on October 18th, 2010 5:45 am

    Also applicable!

  3. darkdan1100 on October 18th, 2010 5:53 am

    For Falcon, this is a weekly occurrence.

  4. spikkle on October 18th, 2010 5:57 am

    Wake Up on Island

    Build Giant Effigy to Woodman

    You know it makes sense.

  5. Ryu_Bonkosi on October 18th, 2010 6:17 am

    Wake up on and island.

    Fight off exploding green penises.

  6. masashi98 on October 18th, 2010 6:30 am

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  7. Illius_Nakarou on October 18th, 2010 7:32 am

    Wake up on an island

    Don't eat or sleep

  8. Illius_Nakarou on October 18th, 2010 7:59 am

    Well SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSoooooorrrrry

  9. ShinigmiDaikn on October 18th, 2010 8:01 am

    Dude, that's totally how I beat Myst.

  10. Illius_Nakarou on October 18th, 2010 8:02 am

    lies, myst is unbeatable!!!!

  11. chuckpebble on October 18th, 2010 8:16 am

    Ugh, if thats what they are…
    Dude, they have four berries!!!

  12. Axel_X on October 18th, 2010 8:19 am

    Wake up on an island,
    Beat wood.

    C wat i did thar?

  13. Neentendow on October 18th, 2010 8:48 am

    Well, excuSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSe me, princess!

  14. Dracojounin7 on October 18th, 2010 8:59 am

    OBJECTION!

    You eat pork chops. At least in alpha anyway.

  15. Jerenator on October 18th, 2010 11:07 am

    Wake up on an island,
    Damage forest cover.

    So many possibilities.

  16. Jerenator on October 18th, 2010 11:08 am

    WaSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!

  17. dekuskrub1 on October 18th, 2010 11:11 am

    and theyre working on cooking omelettes

  18. dekuskrub1 on October 18th, 2010 11:57 am

    build epic house
    get scared by cow in house

  19. Jade Catima on October 18th, 2010 12:59 pm
  20. GameboyPATH on October 18th, 2010 1:53 pm

    Wake up on island

    Marvel at the beauty of arranged digital cubes

  21. GameboyPATH on October 18th, 2010 1:58 pm

    Ugh, that would imply mating… >_<

  22. AuraMaster on October 18th, 2010 1:59 pm

    PINGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  23. AuraMaster on October 18th, 2010 2:01 pm

    Log on to Halolz.

    Facepalm at yet another advice meme.

  24. DM1293 on October 18th, 2010 2:07 pm

    I c wat u did thar.

    Now do it to me.

  25. DM1293 on October 18th, 2010 2:08 pm

    Wake up on Island

    Build everlasting giant-sized tribute to wood…..man.

  26. dekuskrub1 on October 18th, 2010 2:09 pm

    YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!!!

  27. MrBunneh on October 18th, 2010 2:40 pm

    I made this. seriously. didn't think it would be on halolz.
    see here: LINK REMOVED DUE TO FAIL

  28. SentryGunner on October 18th, 2010 2:44 pm

    WAKE UP ON AN ISLAND

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  29. supreme_slayer on October 18th, 2010 3:13 pm

    Weekly? More like minutely.

  30. Illius_Nakarou on October 18th, 2010 4:03 pm

    you, sir just got pwned

  31. Ataeru on October 18th, 2010 4:05 pm

    MYST!?
    It haunts my childhood! make it go away!

  32. Ataeru on October 18th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Wake up on island
    Constantly fight monsters until you figure out you have to craft stuff.

  33. Sir_Nox on October 18th, 2010 4:26 pm

    Hide in a Cave, Blow the living SSSSSSSShit out of unSSSuSSSpecting minerSSS.

  34. KitchwaTembo on October 18th, 2010 5:20 pm

    Now this is a meme I can get behind :D

  35. Navy_Pheonix on October 18th, 2010 5:39 pm

    At first I read it over like the intro to Tik Tok

    Wake up on an island
    feeling like P Diddy

  36. Missinko009 on October 18th, 2010 5:50 pm

    Look at comments, feel sorry for everyone trying to make advice memes funnier.

  37. Missinko009 on October 18th, 2010 5:51 pm

    Medic? I NEED AN ADULT!!!

  38. Kaylem on October 18th, 2010 6:56 pm

    Craft wooden sword, need some armor, im gonna hit some piggies.
    Not gonna leave,make a pickaxe, and mine a shaft,
    Cus when I hide for the night, i ain't got a map.

    I'm talking light to protect us from foes, foes,
    Copious amounts of stone, stone,
    Forge weapons, so I can kill meanies,
    Still hide cus I'm a sissie,
    Creepers are just too creeeepy….

    Don't stop, we're at the top,
    We're nowhere near deep enough.
    Tonight, imma mine,
    Till i see the sunlight
    Tick Tock, on the clock,
    But the mining dont stop, no
    Whoa-awhoa-whoa-whoa
    SSSSSSSSSSSS
    Whoa-awhoa-whoa-whoa
    SSSSSSSSSSSS

  39. Odd Troll on October 18th, 2010 6:59 pm

    I've heard of tree hugging but this is just weird

  40. Montablac on October 18th, 2010 8:47 pm

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSStop all this SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSillyness now!

  41. JerreyRough on October 18th, 2010 9:30 pm

    Minecraft brings a whole new dimension to "HIT THE DIRT!"

  42. ShadowHazuki on October 19th, 2010 5:12 am

    Oh it exists. Google Minecraft Creeper with Safesearch off.

    -shudder-

  43. 400_Babies on October 19th, 2010 10:27 pm

    One free internet for you sir. You may claim it when HL2: Episode 3 is released.

  44. 400_Babies on October 19th, 2010 10:29 pm

    FU. and I was having a good day today too.

  45. Frankenstrat247 on October 20th, 2010 12:06 pm

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!

  46. Zyquux on October 20th, 2010 12:42 pm

    BROOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

  47. darkdan1100 on October 20th, 2010 4:34 pm

    No. This happens. Every, second. :o

  48. Kaylem on October 20th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Gabe Newell: With Duke Nukem Forever being released, the gaming industry is losing its most historically long-awaited piece of vaporware, leaving what amounts to a world record open.
    Valve Management Team: That's fascinating Gabe, but what does this have to do with Half Life?
    Gabe: *Evil Grin*
    VALVE

  49. MattiusThad on October 22nd, 2010 12:30 am

    +1 For you sir for a witty comment!

  50. uzumakiclan43 on December 20th, 2010 6:00 pm

    Wake up on island.

    Look for J.J Abram's scripts amongst wreckage.

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