Have fun kid! And uh, you know. Take your time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2010 · 12:11 PM
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Hi, Gold! Sorry I'm using your money again, but Oak is very expensi- hm? Oh, um… flooring! Yes, oak flooring! That's what I was talking about!
Dear lord, no wonder he's only employing two 10 year olds to capture 400+ pokemon, instead of hiring an elite team of ten year olds…
no gold! of course I'm not dating professor oak! i'm just teaching him how to…. um….. hey! are those all 8 badges? go beat the elite four, bye!
What's that? You're the Champion now? Oh. Well, congratulations, honey.
Oh! I just remembered! Apparently there's another continent to the west! You should travel there and beat the gyms there! Take your time and don't come home for another nine months or so!
You're back?! Oh hey, remember that you LOVE mountains? OF COURSE YOU LOVE MOUNTAINS YOUNG MAN! Now live your dream and stay in a mountain for uh…. three years! Bye!
Great! I'll grab my stuff!
what's this someone climbed the mountain, challenged you, kicked your ass, AND stole your lunch money? what do you know a fifth continent! have fun restarting your adventure again, bye honey!
Wait, I can't ride my bike indoors, but you get to ride my mom?
This just goes to show you that you and your rival may be brothers after all…
Oh, and by the way honey, I'm using your money again. Bye!
I was hoping to edit it before it was commented, but it's already out….
Actually to correct myself, that would put you as being the "uncle" of your rival.
And now we definitely know where Gary Motherfucking Oak gets his genes from…
My mom's not single! My dad just got lost on his way to Viridian City.
…Somehow… >_>
That's why Ash left his mother with a Mr.Mime.
So that's why no-one's ever seen Ash's Dad…
Mom: Oh yes, your father…he's also a Pokemon Trainer…but he LEFT A LOOONG TIME AGOOO
Ash: Where did he go? =C
Mom: Somewhere FAAAAR FAAAAR AWAAAYYY FROM HEERE. You should try to go find him!
Ash: Oh boy! I'm gonna meet MY DAD! *runs off on a pokemon journey*
Oak: Hehehe…smell ya later, Ash.
This just gave me an epic i propose to anyone with photoshop or drawing skills.
A meme-like comic.
Starts off with the classic wizard that tells link "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! *sword*" and then it goes through lots of mentor character in various video games offering the first one of the first items in the game, anything that qualifies as a decent weapon at least and then ending it with Oak and the pokeball.
Anyone wants to give it a shot?
Ash's mom must be cheaper than the lemonade.
*Breaks phone, cuts mother off of bank account, and buys own house*
….what? Were you expecting me to use my Golem to utterly crush both the lab and the house, and have my Charizard raze the remains….have a Tangela bind them both, use a Haunter to utterly fuck up their dreams for the rest of their lives, possibly using a Ghastly to possess them and have my mother rape Professor Oak for a hilarious turnabout in bed, and then when they're wrecked beyond all comprehension, bust out the Machamp to rip them from each limb individually? And then feed the remains to a pokemon factory, letting all the pokemon of the world enjoy their dirty remains?
That'd be something only a motherfucker would do.
I was wondering where Gary Motherfucking Oak got his talent…
The balls are inert.
Professor Oak leads the league in desperate housewife sex!
OBJECTION!!!!!!
Invite 10 year old kids to your lab
Show them balls
Overruled.
*Sips coffee….saxophone plays* What a bitter tongue the Judge has.
She's also easier than squeezing lemons.
Professor Oak:Are you a boy or a girl?
:D
FUCK EDGEWORTH! The FUCKING BALLS are FUCKING INERT!
Well now we all know this kid is definitly not related to Gary Motherfuckin' Oak.
I call bullshit, we all know Prof. Oak is to busy pretending to be Diglett and peeping up young girls skirts.
Needs moar Mahogany…
http://www.teamfourstar.com/
(Yay for DBZ abridged!!!)
*barely stops himself from making a "Thats what she said" joke*
She spins his wheels right round, right round when she goes down, when she goes down down…♫♪♫♪
For a few years of my childhood… <_<
…I think he didn't want to pay child support…look at Brock's dad…HOW MANY KIDS HAS HE CONCEIVED? 10?!? What the shit!!!
Wow these professers realy like giving their balls to people.
My mom's starting to also catch 'em all, and I don't mean Pokemon…
I guess you could say that Professor Oak…
*Shades*
Is busy playing around with Poke balls.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAANOTHINGWILLEVERTARNISHTHISMEMEHHHHHHHHHHH
GRAMMAR BALL FOR YOU!!!
*professors
**really
Who said they were indoors? Many things lurk in the tall grass.
And then it gets awkward when Ash comes back for a un-announced visit.
I leave for a few hours after school to get a flu shot, get dinner at a restaraunt, and I miss three submissions and a lot of chances to make hilarious commentary?
He's obviously related to Ash then.
Now he's at the entrance to Pewter City, selling rocks for a living! What a man!
Well if you don't mean Pokemon, you must mean berries! She always delivers them to me at the cost of my own money! What a nice mom!
…Right?
And coming as fast as he can.
…..oh hey! there are speech bubbles in this comic too?! Whoa, just noticed after three hours.
….*looks without reading*
MR. WELLINGTON LOVES LARGE BANNANAS….
….See I helped.
…Did..did'ja see that?
Ocelot: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
I bet he can make more than invisible walls
I thought Bill does that.
Actually, now I think of it, I don't think I ever seen a kid with both a mom AND a dad present in the entire TV show…
Invisible windows?
Lanette in Hoenn and Bebe in Sinnoh.
Fuck that Smugleaf! >:(
Or maybe Ash's mom was married to Flint.
and has more sugar in her.
what about doors, gonna need invisible doors
Go catch some Pokemon. I'll come as soon as I can.
well there was may and max's dad as the leader
(I hate to say this, but) sorry professor, but your grandson kind of beat you to her
Gap?
Invisible dildos! Oh, wait! Not subtle enough!
Priorities: He's doing it wrong.
I wanna use tickle on her Jigglypuffs.
You can't get those jeans from shopping The Gap; their service sucks! Sucks, sucks sucks, their service sucks!
Fruits of her (going into) labor, I guess.
*points at self, agitated look on face*
Gotcha! Crazysam10 was caught!
Give a nickname to Crazysam10?
Poor Bill. He gave his live to stop those Tanks.
A Wild Weedle Appea-THAT'S NO WEEDLE!
*Rubs desk* ……..MaHOGany. :D
A Giiirl?
…Though several Kakuna's were seen using harden.
If you look at that last panel for long enough you'll start to notice something…
…her face.
Delia Ketchem's mouth?
A nice invisible coat o' paint, wouldn't go amiss too.
"And remember to change your you-know-what everyday."
Delia Ketchum: Ambassador of Genital Hygiene.
There's a time and place for everything!
Actually, more cheaper then the FREE poké-health care
nope.avi
I'm feeling rather happy reading all this, and a little evil for feeling happy about this. Hmm… better even it out with +1 to everyone!
Just remember; Giovanni is Ash's real father. But please, feel free to mess with Ash's mom as much you like. I just hope you like waking up to Rapidash heads.
+1 for knowing EXACTLY what I was going to say lol.
Ssh, nobody watches the animé after Johto…nobody…*BACKSTABS*
Now I want to nickname a Pokemon nope.avi.
I noticed her tongue in the first panel…does that count?
Well Brock's mom and dad made an appearance together around the Battle Frontier arc I believe…
What? Episodes after Johto? But I thought everyone died after Johto! <_<
and that's what you get for having a life!
i'm sorry professor your girlfriend's in another oak.
*coughcough*life*cough*cough*
one who's girth shalt not be ignored!
Problem, Professor?
U MAD, PROFESSOR?
There's a time and place for everything. But not now.
She got him by the balls then. He paid up and is now no longer between a rock and a hard place.
Oh, SURE!!! Says the Professor that was watching porn while I was beating the Pokémon Champion!!! SCREW YOU OAK!!!
…grammer hammer?
Make it a Girafarig and you're set. Oh!!! Maybe Ampharos cause it's an electric type and so is engineer. NECK EXTENSION.
Professor Oak's alibi was that there was a time and a place for that, but at least he didn't lie when he said, 'I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four.'
I think I feel sorry for whomever walked in on him as he "came".
*sobs*
You're not the only one.
*rubs back [Insert Pokémon Center "All Healed" Tune]* It's okay…it happens to all interns sometime…
It…. It… Just… Took me by so… So, s-so much surprise…. I don't know what to do…. He told me that I could ride my bike indoors for a month but that doesn't change a thing!
Gotta admit, a bit sour at times.
NO! the spell spear(trademark)!
Well, at least "I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four" makes more sense now.
Should've closed your eyes and your mouth…Carol wishes she did…
*I'dve shown the poster but I had to gouge my eyes out since somebody replaced my picture with something COMPLETELY wrong.
Still a LOT more refreshing.
he always does look it…
Hey… My mom's not single in emerald… In fact, my dad is the Fifth gym leader! …Sorry to rub it in ur faces….
Oak: Now I remember his name, it's *facepalm*
You know it.
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
Gimme some skin!!!
BRO-FORCE!!!
As long as I get the catchy tune when I'm finished, I'm happy.
Hey, *facepalm* would actually fit! :D I know the name of my next rival!
three days later, and im still laughing
Tasty. I'm partial to melons myself. They're a lot more filling.
Your dad was even EASIER than your MOM!!! Oh yeah, I went there.
an invisible airplane
ash's mom is wonderwoman
true story, vigoroth and slaking are jokes.
You lose again, pal! When entering names for you and your rival, you only get seven spaces, whereas Pokemon get 10 spaces.
Smell ya later! *troll face*
:(
I have been shown who is the boss!
Oh god, there must be an app that synchronizes the Pokémon Center theme with your orgasms.
Hey, if there's a Japanese Hentai Game that has a USB fleshlight that scolds you for coming too early, this can become possible!
GEEKS, START PROGRAMMING NOW!
You can't do my Mom!!!!! My dad is just going to the store! And when he gets back, I'll rub those potions right in your face!
yes, the rock's that brocks dad was selling