So obsidian blocks are unbreakable in Minecraft, huh? I have a friend who might disagree!
Come on block, show me yo’ moves!
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Destroy that box with great justice!
the obsidian isnt unbreakable you just need a diamond pick
I guess you could say…
*shades*
that it cant be Blocked.
it's adminium thats unbreakable.
i don't know how much will be salvageable from this block
Unstoppable Force > Immovable Object.
That is all.
thats falcon
he's the almighty overlord of everything ever
Ohgawd, random spot to mix a lava and water spring.
So this is what keeps burning down all of the noob houses made out of wood.
that or some TNT
That's a nice skin you've got there…
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That obsidian block is about to become a bunch of bricks. Bricks it wished it could just shit to survive.
Touch the untouchable
Pawnch the unbreakable!
Raw Raw Falcon Pawnches!
So goddamn true.
For a second, I tought that Falcon was made out from Lego…
Is the comma necessary? "It's adminium "pause" that's unbreakable." doesn't really make sense, of course, I could be mistaking. On my part, it probably would have been more fluid to just say "It's adminium that is unbreakable." but I don't know.
*obsidian breaks*
*lava flow starts*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
EDIT: I believe a -1 troll got out of his cage. And my epeen needs all the help it can get right now…
You don't even need a diamond pick, it just takes 50 seconds with out one.
Don't you know who made the diamond picks?
inb4grammarhammer
obsidian is TNT-proof. either that or its TNT resistant. one or the other.
err…
Fixed.
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Okay then…
Medic!
BEHOLD!!!!
His punch is now diamond
anything is possible when your captain falcon
I'm on a horse
I'm dying here! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC!!!!!!
NO! I THINK NOT!
*backstab*
Anyone, can you +1 me?
DON'T say nope!!!!!
Doc! DOCTOR! +1 me!
TROLL ALERT! HEEEEEEEELP!!!
*razorback*
Thank you, doctors!
I'm so happy, I'm giving everybody a 1!
(The plus won't show up!)
Well you see, Falcon merely uses his fist to displace it in reality, slipping it into another dimension, possibly letting forces there move it for him. Where is this?
Eh. Tetris games.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON………………..PICK!
I tought I saw a pussy cat!
Hyes!
(And since I can't resist)
"You see…madness is a lot like F-zero. All it takes is a little…boost."
*Neck reshortens*
*Lazorback*
I AM TNT PROOF!
*Flamethrower*
Will I +1 you?
NOPE, I'll do it three times.
*Watergun*
inb4inb4grammarhammer
I'm dynamite, and I'll win this fight!
*tesla canon*
*Thunderbolt*
YOURS IS A DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE OBSIDIAN
my punch is now diamonds
ya know i can't help but think that that flaming fist of his is the result of punching lava…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
Oh, wait….
ACTUALLY, that's Obsidian, currently the strongest DESTROYABLE block.
(Ya need to have a diamond pickaxe and then mine it for 15 seconds to actually get the block back once its placed.)
Obsidian is destroyed by TNT.
It just "Holds back" the blast a bit, making it less effective.
See: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/TNT
Chuck Norris?
Saxton Hale?
Captain Falcon?
WHO COULD IT BE
Then he's KILLING IT WITH FIRE!
*mud sport*
nope.avi
Minecraft rocks.
Uh, Obsidian has a rating of 0, meaning from the description it gives it is TNT proof.
But then shouldn't Batman have lost to Joker?
(I swear if no one gets the reference…)
We need all Creepers possible to stop this guy! NOW!
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
or hammer on it with an iron pickaxe for 30 seconds. Sooooo fun.
CreeperSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS are out for a SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWIM
Be back laterSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Woo! First ever submission! YAY!
Batman screwed the rules. He had money.
*Psychic*
*Crunch*
Scruffy… the janitor.
*Fury Swipe*
*roundhouse kick*
They should make a block out of the hardest substance known to man: Spetsnaz. That would be unbreakable!
*boot to the head*
But the Joker had green hair. Shouldn't he have also been able to screw the rules?
It's like the person who posts "FIRST" when they are second.
Limey Man showed up to save him from that. It only took him a week to be all out of tea however.
*Counter*
*Parry*
*Sucker Punch*
*Gary oak*I win.
*Gary Motherfuckin' Oak* I win, you had the normal one!
*Neck Extend*
Nope.gif
You can't ignore his girth. >.>
Zyquux's Oblivious prevents infatuation!
Also:
-1 TROLLS!
-1TROLLS IN THE THREAD!
Thought you'd want to know.
I tried to fix it but I can't fix myself!
I wonder how long can we continue like this?
You know, I have nothing witty to say… but not commenting on a Captain Falcon Submission is a crime I cannot pay for.
Zyquux's Shadow Tag prevents escape!
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I invoque thee,
Lexical avenger!
May thoust pulverize my enemy,
Strike true,GRAMMAR HAMMER!
Here come the green wall brace yourself for the collision!
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OOOOH MY GOOOOD!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!
Hum, so this is what it's like to be on the the other side of the line.