YOU'RE NO GENTLEMAN RETURN MY TOP HAT AT ONCE

I dare say! Return my hat post-haste, or prepare to receive the pummeling of a lifetime!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 14, 2010 · 8:48 AM 
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79 Responses to “YOU’RE NO GENTLEMAN RETURN MY TOP HAT AT ONCE”

  1. darkdan1100 on October 14th, 2010 8:51 am

    That panda is a spy!
    {First by the way… I don't get the big deal.}

  2. Miles on October 14th, 2010 9:03 am

    Go Dr. Panda!!!! Get back your monocle and Top hat!!!

  3. CdiGanon on October 14th, 2010 9:18 am

    I know that people have been making a lot of Gentlemen posts lately Shawn, but no need to
    PANDAR
    to the audience
    /badumtsh
    (I am so sorry)

  4. tveye on October 14th, 2010 9:30 am

    The panda has a skin pocket. If his hat were returned the level of badassitude would likely destroy us all.

    And yes, I am aware that in the games, the panda is female.

  5. Shatman on October 14th, 2010 9:33 am

    …Is that a f***ing panda fighting a DBZ character?

  6. Fhantinabox on October 14th, 2010 9:34 am

    I say, that man has the most outrageous sense of clothing. Wearing only a thong and a tophat… Tsk tsk.. A true gentleman should also wear some matching boxing gloves…

  7. Dimomarg on October 14th, 2010 9:35 am

    gentlemanliness is carved into this panda's skin in the form of a SKIN POCKET

    …don't call PETA.

  8. Dimomarg on October 14th, 2010 9:36 am

    Then it's good for all of us the panda is not wearing his formal fur.

  9. tveye on October 14th, 2010 9:51 am

    I read "tophat" as "toe fat".

  10. Illius_Nakarou on October 14th, 2010 10:19 am

    halolz, what does the scanner say about his power level?!

  11. Illius_Nakarou on October 14th, 2010 10:20 am

    NEW CHALLENGER APPROACH'S
    GENTLEMAN PANDA!!!!

  12. Linkman15 on October 14th, 2010 10:36 am

    Looks like someone with a top hat hasn't reached 69 e-peen yet.

  13. Squikker2001 on October 14th, 2010 10:38 am

    Ohhhh you've gone and done it.

  14. Squikker2001 on October 14th, 2010 10:43 am

    Ohboy ohboy ohboy. It's a BEAR!

    LETS WRESTLE!

  15. Mr Plen on October 14th, 2010 11:03 am

    Nope.

  16. Mr Plen on October 14th, 2010 11:05 am

    This shall yet be the fanciest of duels to grace the presence of the martial arts universe. ಠ_ೃ

  17. Dimomarg on October 14th, 2010 11:07 am

    each time someone says the other f word, the awarding of his top hat is delayed.

  18. arpan_gupta on October 14th, 2010 11:09 am

    Tekken is really into 'character customization' these days.
    I mean, a thong and a top hat?

  19. A_Creative_Name on October 14th, 2010 11:13 am

    Don't be ridiculous. His hair isn't spiky enough.

  20. A_Creative_Name on October 14th, 2010 11:16 am

    Can't let him do that, could you?

  21. A_Creative_Name on October 14th, 2010 11:21 am

    As gentelmanly as someone who has not earned a top hat and monicol of their own can be, I ask you:

    How the fuck did you accomplish that?

  22. Rocker23220 on October 14th, 2010 11:29 am

    My first thought was Tekken, but I didn't think Panda was such a gentleman…
    Wait….Panda is a girl…Gentlewoman?

    *head explodes*

  23. Rocker23220 on October 14th, 2010 11:30 am

    I dare say, he is not upholding to the most honorable of Halolz rules.

  24. MasqueNoMercy on October 14th, 2010 11:31 am

    and its not pointing straight up, its pointing to the sides

  25. meinmattias on October 14th, 2010 12:13 pm

    A panda with boxing gloves. Now you're fucked.

  26. Illius_Nakarou on October 14th, 2010 12:54 pm

    He'll just have to BEAR with it

  27. Dr.Panda on October 14th, 2010 1:11 pm

    You sir, have no dignity. Not to mention it's terribly impossible for me to "keep it classy" and uphold my self in a proper manner when my hat is missing.
    But. Alas there is only one way to settle this.
    Let us fight like gentlemen

    (Also, who took this snap shot of me?)

  28. TehVortex on October 14th, 2010 1:26 pm

    Or.

    A panda wearing boxing gloves. Your argument is invalid.

  29. Shatman on October 14th, 2010 1:28 pm

    Raditz.

  30. Dr.Panda on October 14th, 2010 1:34 pm

    and now if someone would be so kind as to update this pic with me wearing the tophat i will have a new avatar :D

  31. Fhantinabox on October 14th, 2010 1:36 pm

    And what, pray tell, is that my kind sir?

  32. TehVortex on October 14th, 2010 1:41 pm

    Super Street Fighter IV's costumes set the standard. Tekken are just trying to keep up.

  33. TehVortex on October 14th, 2010 1:44 pm

    If he went Super Saiyan, I wouldn't want to be around when that cloth flies north.

  34. Jade Catima on October 14th, 2010 2:08 pm

    I would.

  35. Acrazymonke on October 14th, 2010 2:44 pm

    My good sir is that a Ailuropoda melanoleuca? Huzzah huzzah. I do beleive we should take part in a brutish display of our physical capabilities through grappling and other masculine fighting styles.

  36. Kalathar on October 14th, 2010 3:02 pm

    Thanks for the nightmare fuel, we really needed it T___T

  37. Marzen on October 14th, 2010 3:18 pm

    HE SAID THE F-WORD! DESTROY HIM!

    *tackles*

  38. Marzen on October 14th, 2010 3:18 pm

    Quick, call Zangief!

  39. AquaLink on October 14th, 2010 3:33 pm

    i'm so amused by the fact that we've grown past this childish number counting and have moved on to the civilized bashing of others with simple, yet deeply meaningful phrases.

    bravo, sir

  40. AquaLink on October 14th, 2010 3:34 pm

    the monocle isn't missing…it's right there on his face

  41. AquaLink on October 14th, 2010 3:35 pm

    a true gentleman allows others to go before himself

  42. Alpar on October 14th, 2010 3:58 pm

    lol u sed "scanner".

  43. Dimomarg on October 14th, 2010 3:58 pm

    In Soviet Russia, "First" Sayers rape you.

  44. vatonnage on October 14th, 2010 4:02 pm

    Thank goodness not every human is as stupid as him. Otherwise, the world would be thrown into PANDAMONIUM .

    …Oh God what did I just do…

  45. Dimomarg on October 14th, 2010 4:04 pm

    More like Lady. Only sexier. And with a top hat.

  46. HadouKirby on October 14th, 2010 4:15 pm

    I think it's "He'll just have to BEAR it"

  47. darkdan1100 on October 14th, 2010 4:16 pm

    But I said it outside context!

  48. Rocker23220 on October 14th, 2010 4:32 pm

    I say, 'tis the rule of "Thou shalt not be bestowed with top hat and monocle, until thy electronic-penile shall equal that of the number 69"

    *paraphrase*

  49. Dimomarg on October 14th, 2010 4:36 pm

    you still said it. If you say it, no matter the reason, well… THE GAME

  50. Missinko009 on October 14th, 2010 6:12 pm

    Gentlewoman Panda: "TASTE MY FISTS OF FURRY FURY!!!"
    Dude: "I don't hit women…for I am a gentlema--OOF!!!"
    KA-POW!!!

  51. Missinko009 on October 14th, 2010 6:13 pm

    Or a pair of boxing gloves wearing a panda!!! What now?!?

  52. Missinko009 on October 14th, 2010 6:14 pm

    I just had the same look on my face as your Lucario profile picture does.

  53. Missinko009 on October 14th, 2010 6:18 pm

    Psh, everybody KNOWS Gary Oak was first even before the "sayers".

  54. Missinko009 on October 14th, 2010 6:19 pm

    You idiot!!! Now we've started a PANDAmic!!! FFFUUUUUUUUUU—

  55. supreme_slayer on October 14th, 2010 7:16 pm

    Looks like there's some -1 trolls goin' through… Loading the +1 gun.

  56. scubajesus on October 14th, 2010 7:31 pm

    Kinda surprised no one has pointed out this has nothing to do with any games. Especially not Tekken. Panda in Tekken never wore boxing gloves, not even in alternate costumes. And the guy isn't from Tekken either. Just a drawing that had gloves, hat, monocle and funny caption put in.

  57. M4DD4WG on October 14th, 2010 7:55 pm

    This will be GRIZZLY!

  58. vatonnage on October 14th, 2010 8:54 pm

    I guess we'll just have to BEAR with it.

  59. darkdan1100 on October 14th, 2010 11:49 pm

    Well… YOUR MOM!

  60. deadsy on October 15th, 2010 12:11 am

    What is this enigmatic coat of black and white?
    Camouflage in an Oreo factory perhaps?

  61. Fhantinabox on October 15th, 2010 2:42 am

    (No monocle dropping due to not having it) Dear lord! That must mean I'm nearing the afromentioned number!
    Kind sirs of this community, I plead to thee to raise my number to 69 with all due haste so that I may join the famed group that has reached and passed the number that is before seventy and after sixty-eight.

  62. Fhantinabox on October 15th, 2010 2:44 am

    Yeah… wel… TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!

  63. Rocker23220 on October 15th, 2010 3:23 am

    Seventy-One is right out!

    Alas, I await your good fortunes with bated breath. I will procure you with the most coveted +1, if thou will be so willing to grant me the same.

    And hopefully soon we shall meet in the higher ranks of Halolz.

  64. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 3:46 am

    Oh yeah?! CARD GAMES ON CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
    So there!

  65. LinkyBS on October 15th, 2010 4:57 am

    And the Colonel was First even before Gary Motherfucking Oak.

  66. TehVortex on October 15th, 2010 6:34 am

    [/mindfuck]

  67. darkdan1100 on October 15th, 2010 6:46 am

    YOU HAVE NO PANCAKE MIX!

  68. darkdan1100 on October 15th, 2010 6:46 am

    And falcon was first before that!

  69. FrEEz on October 15th, 2010 7:23 am

    Why is he wearing a thong? And why is the hair on his head merged with the hair on his back?

  70. Miles on October 15th, 2010 8:55 am

    I just noticed that.
    Ummm, I meant the OTHER monocle… in his hat.
    Yeah.

  71. Miles on October 15th, 2010 9:07 am

    Miltank, CDiGanon.
    Mil……
    *Shades :-)>>>B-)*
    Tank
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  72. Miles on October 15th, 2010 9:16 am

    These jokes are
    *shades*
    unBEARable.
    BBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 12:00 pm

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

  74. Frankenstrat247 on October 16th, 2010 1:28 am

    Blanka's in for some disappointment in Street fighter x tekken…although zangief will probs be overjoyed

  75. darkdan1100 on October 16th, 2010 7:36 am

    Why'd I get -1 for that?

  76. Zyquux on October 16th, 2010 4:12 pm

    I didn't -1 you, but now I +1'd you!

  77. chetoos8 on October 16th, 2010 7:05 pm

    since this post is rated 4.69, it is allowed to wear the top hat

  78. darkdan1100 on October 16th, 2010 9:44 pm

    And I +2 you for you generosity! :)

  79. Miles on October 20th, 2010 9:23 am

    At 1st, I couldn't BEAR it.
    Now I can.
    Have I become biPOLAR?

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