Just a friendly reminder from Dorkly… treat your Pokemon well or they could turn on you in a heartbeat! I mean seriously even if it wasn’t your pet, you should give proper respect to a fire breathing dragon twice your size!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 14, 2010 · 4:34 PM 
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83 Responses to “[VIDEO] Charizard’s Revenge”

  1. Coodoo on October 14th, 2010 4:35 pm

    or whatever

  2. Hejiru on October 14th, 2010 4:38 pm

    Looks like Charizard…


    … is seeing Red.


  3. smartmonkey on October 14th, 2010 4:40 pm
  4. Link4all on October 14th, 2010 4:46 pm

    Red's authority is under fire.

  5. AdamTheChao on October 14th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Seem's the happiness revamp in Black & White has caused some problems

  6. Jade Catima on October 14th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Pssh. Mortally Wounded 11-Year-Olds are like Rattatas. What you really want are Experienced Lawyers. They're like Alakazams. Just don't try catching The Internet… I hear it makes Missingno look like a pansy.

  7. Crazysam10 on October 14th, 2010 4:52 pm

    Ash is level 71, that number is dwarfed my one man.

    Gary Fucking Oak.

  8. Darth_Destro on October 14th, 2010 4:56 pm
  9. TheAceOfSkulls on October 14th, 2010 4:58 pm

    I remember having Red that Charizards are rather sore about certain things. If those things continue to dragon, then there bite be a potential conflict between trainer and pokemon. My maim example of this is a trainer who ended up with an iron knee after a the problem tore apart the relationship.

    …ok, why does that keep happening?

  10. Potatotube on October 14th, 2010 5:00 pm

    Later that day…
    Charizard stores Ash into the daycare with ditto

  11. Leo E. on October 14th, 2010 5:04 pm

    Pidgeot 18 seconds in = FUCKING LOL'D

  12. smashpro1 on October 14th, 2010 5:23 pm

    That is quite the gentlemanly Charmander

  13. DrRickRollins on October 14th, 2010 5:26 pm

    they're both in the humanoid group for breeding…

  14. Star_Wolf on October 14th, 2010 5:30 pm

    Can't let you catch that Pidgeot!

  15. XPengooX64 on October 14th, 2010 5:35 pm

    But then who shows up and challenges that Charizard to a Pokemon battle?

  16. Axel_X on October 14th, 2010 5:44 pm

    Oooh, oooh! I got another!

    Looks like Charizard's going…
    …to Fire Red.


  17. Axel_X on October 14th, 2010 5:49 pm

    And that's why we have Pokemon Yellow, HeartGold and SoulSilver!

  18. Hejiru on October 14th, 2010 5:51 pm

    Well dammit, that was better than mine xD

  19. Missinko009 on October 14th, 2010 5:53 pm

    That's not really a punishment though…Ditto can turn into any form so it can become a scantily clad female…

    Now, you need to make it turn into Gary Motherf*ckin' Oak to make it a funny.

  20. Matterisgood on October 14th, 2010 5:53 pm

    Looks like Charizard


    Doesn't appreciate Ash's tiny balls!
    :/ This one is too lame for a YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  21. Guppy06 on October 14th, 2010 5:55 pm

    Pidgeot used BUGGING OUT

  22. Dr.Panda on October 14th, 2010 5:57 pm

    Does that mean Gary Oak is the Equivalent of Mewtwo?

  23. Darth_Destro on October 14th, 2010 6:03 pm

    Indeed, it is.

  24. Ninjaneer on October 14th, 2010 6:06 pm


    Looks like Charizard…
    …will leave nothiing but Ash.

    (also lame)

  25. Spartan_Laser on October 14th, 2010 6:09 pm

    Charzard! Shame on you! You left a witness (Pidgeot!)

    Ash got buuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned

  26. Ataeru on October 14th, 2010 6:13 pm

    In Soviet Russia…

  27. Axel_X on October 14th, 2010 6:15 pm

    Ah but you see my good sir that this would not be possible without inspiration from you. So I thank you sir gentleman for the lolz.

  28. Axel_X on October 14th, 2010 6:16 pm


  29. HeavyDDR99 on October 14th, 2010 6:17 pm

    no Gary oak is the equivalent OF ARCEUS
    …or at least the hype about him

  30. Illius_Nakarou on October 14th, 2010 6:19 pm

    Pigeots just scared because he doesn't have any pokeballs ^.^

  31. Illius_Nakarou on October 14th, 2010 6:21 pm

    Ash has no soul now

  32. Illius_Nakarou on October 14th, 2010 6:22 pm

    Give him a psychic plate and he'll blow your fu--ing mind

  33. Illius_Nakarou on October 14th, 2010 6:40 pm

    Charizard fire blasts YOOOOUUUU

  34. Illius_Nakarou on October 14th, 2010 6:45 pm

    Ash: you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
    Ditto: o.o…..

  35. TCC on October 14th, 2010 6:47 pm

    Would you like to give MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR OLD a nickname?


  36. deleted722514 on October 14th, 2010 6:48 pm

    And then Charizard visits Oak, the man who captured him when he was just a Charmander:

    What will OAK do?
    It's super effective!
    CHARIZARD tries to FLY AWAY!

    Oak: "There's a time and a place for everything…
    *Shoots Charizard down*
    …but not now."

  37. Marzen on October 14th, 2010 6:57 pm

    Burn baby burn

    Disco Infernooooo!

  38. Potatotube on October 14th, 2010 7:10 pm

    Might wanna re-think that since Ash is Screaming like a little girl, Ditto might be confused and… yea

  39. Zyquux on October 14th, 2010 7:11 pm

    And then, there's this.

  40. Zyquux on October 14th, 2010 7:11 pm

    And Red's Pikachu.

  41. Zyquux on October 14th, 2010 7:12 pm

    "maim example"


  42. Zyquux on October 14th, 2010 7:15 pm

    Typically, though, Ditto will transform into whatever else it is in the room alone with (unless told otherwise by its trainer).

    With that in mind, try and get the image of Ash, Ditto, and the Daycare out of your head.

  43. Zyquux on October 14th, 2010 7:16 pm

    *Cue laughing Poochyena*

  44. supreme_slayer on October 14th, 2010 7:19 pm

    But of the opposite gender (otherwise they wouldn't be able to have an egg). Therefore, Red gets free sex with himself as a girl. Every man's dream.

  45. DM1293 on October 14th, 2010 7:22 pm

    So I guess that makes Chuck Norris Hitmonlee and Bruce Lee Hitmonchan? Hulk Hogan can be Machamp.

  46. DM1293 on October 14th, 2010 7:27 pm

    Pidgeot: "I'm not nearly high enough for this shit."

  47. supreme_slayer on October 14th, 2010 7:27 pm

    Did he have to both beat the crap out of him AND put him in a Pokeball? You would think that either one alone would suffice.

  48. DM1293 on October 14th, 2010 7:30 pm

    His level is 89.

  49. DM1293 on October 14th, 2010 7:36 pm

    When Red was told to go fuck himself, I didn't think he'd take it literally…

  50. KitchwaTembo on October 14th, 2010 8:03 pm

    Oh hell yeah, I'd play this Pokemon :D

  51. Alpar on October 14th, 2010 8:08 pm



  52. Alpar on October 14th, 2010 8:09 pm

    And now Red is going to be put in Box 1 by himself…


  53. meinmattias on October 14th, 2010 8:11 pm

    The Ironing:
    It's delicious.

  54. Neentendow on October 14th, 2010 8:16 pm

    Actually, Hitmonlee will be Bruce Lee and Hitmonchan will be Jackie Chan.

  55. Neentendow on October 14th, 2010 8:20 pm

    It's the wrong music.
    That's the Sinnoh Gym Leader battle theme.
    Even if Ash was fighting a Gym Leader, it would be in the wrong place.

  56. DrRickRollins on October 14th, 2010 8:45 pm

    he thought the assumption song was dirty…


  57. SpartanJedi on October 14th, 2010 8:46 pm

    I concur.

  58. DrRickRollins on October 14th, 2010 8:48 pm

    Pokemon catch 10year olds.

    In America…

    Pedobear catches 9and under

  59. Mentlegen on October 14th, 2010 8:49 pm

    That wasn't lame sir, that was a Win.

  60. werewolfsfury on October 14th, 2010 9:05 pm

    I don't think it's safe to eat irons

  61. Axel_X on October 14th, 2010 9:14 pm

    His girth is even higher.

  62. DM1293 on October 14th, 2010 11:52 pm

    If I could embed a sound effect for that I would, but lacking that, have a link. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

    Nonwithstanding that Bruce Lee is fifty times faster than Jackie Chan at punching someone. Now DODGING on the other hand…

  63. darkdan1100 on October 14th, 2010 11:52 pm

    *Cue kick the Poochyena*

  64. Frankenstrat247 on October 14th, 2010 11:57 pm

    *another charizard appears from the bush beside him"

    …clever girl


  65. Neentendow on October 15th, 2010 12:02 am

    Seriously, it's not a coincidence.

  66. Rocker23220 on October 15th, 2010 12:16 am

    You can't ignore his level's girth either.

  67. Sir_Nox on October 15th, 2010 12:54 am

    Joey-Zard: Hey, CHARIZARD! How's it going? I just can't get over how strong my MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR-OLD is, it's like he's in the top percentile of MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR-OLDS! Well, gotta go, talk to you later! *CLICK*

    *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

  68. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 2:50 am

    *Shoots Poochyena*
    $3 Bounty

  69. TehVortex on October 15th, 2010 6:40 am

    Youngster Joey wouldn't take that kind of bullsh--…

  70. TehVortex on October 15th, 2010 6:50 am

    Ya never know. When he beat Blue after the Elite Four, Blue told him to fuck off.

    …So he climb to the top of a mountain and stayed there for 3 years.

  71. TehVortex on October 15th, 2010 6:58 am

    Who is it that convinces your pokemon that there's a better life of freedom available, just so he can win a battle?

  72. TehVortex on October 15th, 2010 7:00 am

    Pidgeot: Whoa…I think I err…left the oven on back at the nest…

  73. Missinko009 on October 15th, 2010 8:35 am


  74. Missinko009 on October 15th, 2010 9:05 am

    Well Ash has to have a brain to have a soul…

  75. Missinko009 on October 15th, 2010 9:07 am

    Who decides to Leaf Green after having a gratuitous amount of sex with her and Fire Red from being the Pokémon champion?


  76. Dimomarg on October 15th, 2010 9:26 am

    in Soviet Russia…

  77. XPengooX64 on October 15th, 2010 2:27 pm

    Who procedes to become League Champion?

    Who then loses 5 minutes later?

  78. TehVortex on October 15th, 2010 2:51 pm

    Reminds me of that episode of pokemon where Ash got lost on that snowy mountain and they got charmander to flamethrower a cave and provide central heating with his tail. All the while Brock and Misty were doing it in a hot spring.

    Ah, memories.

  79. VJoe10[8] on October 15th, 2010 10:43 pm

    Yeah cause I really hate it when little kids have no idea what they're doing because they're so smart at eleven.

  80. uzumakiclan43 on October 21st, 2010 1:07 pm

    correction: Charizard opted to nickname the mortally wounded 11-year-old Mr. Snugglekins!

  81. Pokepowahs on April 23rd, 2011 1:36 pm

    Day care man: Youre Ash and Misty where holding an egg! *egg hatches* Its a SON OF A ****

  82. pkmntrainerGold on September 18th, 2012 9:35 pm

    +1 for Jurrasic Park reference

  83. Frankenstrat247 on September 19th, 2012 5:04 am

    You know, this might be the first time I've seen someone reply to a 2 year old comment on this site. How in the hell did you find this submission anyways?

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