Just a friendly reminder from Dorkly… treat your Pokemon well or they could turn on you in a heartbeat! I mean seriously even if it wasn’t your pet, you should give proper respect to a fire breathing dragon twice your size!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 14, 2010 · 4:34 PM
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or whatever
Looks like Charizard…
*shades*
… is seeing Red.
YEEEEAAAHHHHISTHISMEMESTILLFUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Relevant!
Red's authority is under fire.
Seem's the happiness revamp in Black & White has caused some problems
Pssh. Mortally Wounded 11-Year-Olds are like Rattatas. What you really want are Experienced Lawyers. They're like Alakazams. Just don't try catching The Internet… I hear it makes Missingno look like a pansy.
Ash is level 71, that number is dwarfed my one man.
Gary Fucking Oak.
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/0…
Also relevant.
I remember having Red that Charizards are rather sore about certain things. If those things continue to dragon, then there bite be a potential conflict between trainer and pokemon. My maim example of this is a trainer who ended up with an iron knee after a the problem tore apart the relationship.
…ok, why does that keep happening?
Later that day…
Charizard stores Ash into the daycare with ditto
???
Pidgeot 18 seconds in = FUCKING LOL'D
That is quite the gentlemanly Charmander
they're both in the humanoid group for breeding…
Can't let you catch that Pidgeot!
But then who shows up and challenges that Charizard to a Pokemon battle?
GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK
Oooh, oooh! I got another!
Looks like Charizard's going…
*shades*
…to Fire Red.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
(lame)
And that's why we have Pokemon Yellow, HeartGold and SoulSilver!
Well dammit, that was better than mine xD
That's not really a punishment though…Ditto can turn into any form so it can become a scantily clad female…
Now, you need to make it turn into Gary Motherf*ckin' Oak to make it a funny.
Looks like Charizard
*shades*
Doesn't appreciate Ash's tiny balls!
:/ This one is too lame for a YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Pidgeot used BUGGING OUT
Does that mean Gary Oak is the Equivalent of Mewtwo?
Indeed, it is.
Also,
Looks like Charizard…
*shades*
…will leave nothiing but Ash.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
(also lame)
Charzard! Shame on you! You left a witness (Pidgeot!)
Also,
Ash got buuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned
In Soviet Russia…
Ah but you see my good sir that this would not be possible without inspiration from you. So I thank you sir gentleman for the lolz.
…touche….
no Gary oak is the equivalent OF ARCEUS
…or at least the hype about him
Pigeots just scared because he doesn't have any pokeballs ^.^
Ash has no soul now
Give him a psychic plate and he'll blow your fu--ing mind
Charizard fire blasts YOOOOUUUU
Ash: you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
Ditto: o.o…..
Would you like to give MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR OLD a nickname?
MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR OLD was sent to BILLS PC!
And then Charizard visits Oak, the man who captured him when he was just a Charmander:
What will OAK do?
OAK used HUNTING RIFLE on CHARIZARD!
It's super effective!
CHARIZARD tries to FLY AWAY!
Oak: "There's a time and a place for everything…
*Shoots Charizard down*
…but not now."
Burn baby burn
Disco Infernooooo!
Might wanna re-think that since Ash is Screaming like a little girl, Ditto might be confused and… yea
And then, there's this.
And Red's Pikachu.
"maim example"
I C WAT U DID THAR!
Typically, though, Ditto will transform into whatever else it is in the room alone with (unless told otherwise by its trainer).
With that in mind, try and get the image of Ash, Ditto, and the Daycare out of your head.
*Cue laughing Poochyena*
But of the opposite gender (otherwise they wouldn't be able to have an egg). Therefore, Red gets free sex with himself as a girl. Every man's dream.
So I guess that makes Chuck Norris Hitmonlee and Bruce Lee Hitmonchan? Hulk Hogan can be Machamp.
Pidgeot: "I'm not nearly high enough for this shit."
Did he have to both beat the crap out of him AND put him in a Pokeball? You would think that either one alone would suffice.
His level is 89.
When Red was told to go fuck himself, I didn't think he'd take it literally…
Oh hell yeah, I'd play this Pokemon :D
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*by
And now Red is going to be put in Box 1 by himself…
FOREVER ALONE.
The Ironing:
It's delicious.
Actually, Hitmonlee will be Bruce Lee and Hitmonchan will be Jackie Chan.
It's the wrong music.
That's the Sinnoh Gym Leader battle theme.
Even if Ash was fighting a Gym Leader, it would be in the wrong place.
he thought the assumption song was dirty…
tehehe
I concur.
Pokemon catch 10year olds.
In America…
Pedobear catches 9and under
That wasn't lame sir, that was a Win.
I don't think it's safe to eat irons
His girth is even higher.
If I could embed a sound effect for that I would, but lacking that, have a link. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Nonwithstanding that Bruce Lee is fifty times faster than Jackie Chan at punching someone. Now DODGING on the other hand…
*Cue kick the Poochyena*
*another charizard appears from the bush beside him"
…clever girl
*flamethrower*
Seriously, it's not a coincidence.
You can't ignore his level's girth either.
Joey-Zard: Hey, CHARIZARD! How's it going? I just can't get over how strong my MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR-OLD is, it's like he's in the top percentile of MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR-OLDS! Well, gotta go, talk to you later! *CLICK*
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
*Shoots Poochyena*
Wanted
$3 Bounty
Youngster Joey wouldn't take that kind of bullsh--…
Ya never know. When he beat Blue after the Elite Four, Blue told him to fuck off.
…So he climb to the top of a mountain and stayed there for 3 years.
Who is it that convinces your pokemon that there's a better life of freedom available, just so he can win a battle?
GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK
Pidgeot: Whoa…I think I err…left the oven on back at the nest…
*FROZEN FAP*
Well Ash has to have a brain to have a soul…
Who decides to Leaf Green after having a gratuitous amount of sex with her and Fire Red from being the Pokémon champion?
GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK
in Soviet Russia…
Who procedes to become League Champion?
GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK
Who then loses 5 minutes later?
GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK
Reminds me of that episode of pokemon where Ash got lost on that snowy mountain and they got charmander to flamethrower a cave and provide central heating with his tail. All the while Brock and Misty were doing it in a hot spring.
Ah, memories.
Yeah cause I really hate it when little kids have no idea what they're doing because they're so smart at eleven.
correction: Charizard opted to nickname the mortally wounded 11-year-old Mr. Snugglekins!
Day care man: Youre Ash and Misty where holding an egg! *egg hatches* Its a SON OF A ****