Just a friendly reminder from Dorkly… treat your Pokemon well or they could turn on you in a heartbeat! I mean seriously even if it wasn’t your pet, you should give proper respect to a fire breathing dragon twice your size!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 14, 2010 · 4:34 PM
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Categories: Gameboy, Here There Be Dragons, Irony, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Pokémon, Special Attacks, Tactical Retreat, Things Are Heating Up, Video Clips · Leave a comment (81 Comments) |
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or whatever
Looks like Charizard…
*shades*
… is seeing Red.
YEEEEAAAHHHHISTHISMEMESTILLFUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Relevant!
Red's authority is under fire.
Seem's the happiness revamp in Black & White has caused some problems
Pssh. Mortally Wounded 11-Year-Olds are like Rattatas. What you really want are Experienced Lawyers. They're like Alakazams. Just don't try catching The Internet… I hear it makes Missingno look like a pansy.
Ash is level 71, that number is dwarfed my one man.
Gary Fucking Oak.
I remember having Red that Charizards are rather sore about certain things. If those things continue to dragon, then there bite be a potential conflict between trainer and pokemon. My maim example of this is a trainer who ended up with an iron knee after a the problem tore apart the relationship.
…ok, why does that keep happening?
Later that day…
Charizard stores Ash into the daycare with ditto
???
Pidgeot 18 seconds in = FUCKING LOL'D
Can't let you catch that Pidgeot!
But then who shows up and challenges that Charizard to a Pokemon battle?
GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK
And that's why we have Pokemon Yellow, HeartGold and SoulSilver!
Looks like Charizard
*shades*
Doesn't appreciate Ash's tiny balls!
:/ This one is too lame for a YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Pidgeot used BUGGING OUT
Does that mean Gary Oak is the Equivalent of Mewtwo?
Charzard! Shame on you! You left a witness (Pidgeot!)
Also,
Ash got buuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned
In Soviet Russia…
Would you like to give MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR OLD a nickname?
MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR OLD was sent to BILLS PC!
And then Charizard visits Oak, the man who captured him when he was just a Charmander:
What will OAK do?
OAK used HUNTING RIFLE on CHARIZARD!
It's super effective!
CHARIZARD tries to FLY AWAY!
Oak: "There's a time and a place for everything…
*Shoots Charizard down*
…but not now."
Burn baby burn
Disco Infernooooo!
Pidgeot: "I'm not nearly high enough for this shit."
Did he have to both beat the crap out of him AND put him in a Pokeball? You would think that either one alone would suffice.
Oh hell yeah, I'd play this Pokemon :D
And now Red is going to be put in Box 1 by himself…
FOREVER ALONE.
It's the wrong music.
That's the Sinnoh Gym Leader battle theme.
Even if Ash was fighting a Gym Leader, it would be in the wrong place.
I don't think it's safe to eat irons
Youngster Joey wouldn't take that kind of bullsh--…
in Soviet Russia…
Yeah cause I really hate it when little kids have no idea what they're doing because they're so smart at eleven.
Day care man: Youre Ash and Misty where holding an egg! *egg hatches* Its a SON OF A ****