Remember when we used to battle for control points in TF2? Yeah me neither.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2010 · 11:58 PM
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Categories: Heavy Weapons, Off Duty, PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Too Much Free Time, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (62 Comments) |
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I know a place where you can get a good DEAL on this game…
This game has become something I feared…an MMORPG…
And the trading system reminds me of a certain children's card game.
(And if someone says motorcycles, I will -1 you.)
Remember when we could buy the game for more than some of the items in-game? Yeah, me neither.
Trade Fortress = Scam Fortress
Surely people have seen/heard about the guys who got VAC'd for stealing people's items, right?
Ignoring a towering pillar of hats? HERESY! I remember when NOTHING could be heard above how AWESOME it was!
i have an lvl 100 ditto that's been used several times (but not in battle, Giggidy) for trade…
oh wait wrong game…
Waiting for the patch in which I can successfully trade away my dignity for that spy knife. :/
That spy is a trader!
Nope!
Gonna hit up Google, because, you know, I'm supposed to be doing homework.
Oh, wow. It IS just Gaia with guns.
Did someone say…
-1's on engine-powered two-wheeled vehicles?
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
A level 100 ditto, not an.
sensing -1 troll!!
commence +1s
it appears as tho there is a -1 troll amongst us
i'll fix it
O i c wat u did thar
-1'S ON ENGINE-POWERED TWO-WHEELED VEHICLES!!
You "used" it to many times. http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&am…
Screw that, I wants me a Modest Pile of Hat.
I don't even have that. =P
Paulrus-Keaton: Team Fortress 2 is really really great.
Pubber: For hats.
PK: When I play as a Spy the haters always hate.
Pub: His hats.
PK: I'm good at guarding things.
Pub: Like hats.
PK: I play with decent pings.
PUB: And hats.
PK: I get some friends and steamroll the other team!
PUB: FOR HATS!
(Pubber!)
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS
(Pubber!)
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS
(STFU!)
TEAM FORTRESS 2 HAS ONE COOL THING AND THAT'S HATS, HATS HATS!
PK: Dude. Don't interrupt people when they're talking.
Pub: Oh! Hello Paulrus! Did you update your game yet? I want to fuck a Mud-chick.
PK: I stopped that thing months ago, now let me I finish my song.
PK: But you suck.
PK: …..anyways.
PK: I'm glad Valve put out this quite addictive game.
Pub: With hats!
PK: I can't see why people would find it lame.
Pub: Theydon'tlikehats.
(Quiet!)
(Sorry.)
PK: With some chips and Gatorade
Pub: And h-…
PK: Instead of getting laid
Pub: Wat.
PK: I play all night then back to-my job and trade….
FOR HATS!
(OY!)
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS
(FOR FUCKS SAKE!)
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS
(Don't make me mute you!)
I'M UP ALL NIGHT SPRAYING LOLCATS AND TRADING HATS!
PK: Dude. I've played this game since day one. There's a reason why people play it.
Pub: Yeah. Buying and trading virtual objects like hats!
PK: That's stupid. Real players don't play this game to find hats!
Pub: Ohhhh?
PK: Wat.
Pub: You have NO idea. Ready real players?
Ogre: Ready!
Kemper: Ready!
Shawn: Nope.
Pub: Lemmie hear it!
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS
Ogre: Sorry, faggot.
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS
Ogre: I have a pimp hat.
Admins and n00bs and trollers too craft HATS HATS HATS
PK: TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS NOT A FUCKING HAT SIMULATOR!
-HATS HATS HA-
PK: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
Shawn: Nope.
PK: Look. I know that Ogre is very good as a Heavy, so good that his high scores make him more succeptable to crits.
Ogre: That's… one theory.
PK: And Kemper loves this game and the community, and has chosen to devote his spare time to being an admin for are wonderful Halolz server.
Kemper: Admin abuse is fun.
PK: Speaking of which, Shawn here is busy dealing with the website and a busy con schedule, but like the rest of you always takes the time to come here and play with fellow gamers and fans for enjoyment!
Shawn: Nope.
PK: Stop that.
Pubber: Yeah… but why do you think they devote long play hours to this game?
Kemper: ….*ahem* Yeah….
PK: …..God…..really?
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS!
(Nerds!)
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS!
(What value do they hold?!)
SO TYPE SPAM YOUR MIC AND CAUSE A LAG SPIKE FOR HATS HAT HATS HATS.
(You guys suck!)
HATS HATS HATS HATS
(I'm leaving TF2 FOREVER.)
HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS….
(I'm gonna play L4D2. *Paulrus-Keaton left the game.*)
HATS HATS HATS HATS!
Pubber: Team Fortress 2 is for
(Team Fortress 2 is for)
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS FOR HATS!
Shawn: YEAH!
CARD GAMES ON…. rel="nofollow"> S
Who cares? there all a bunch of dime-a-dozen backstabbin' bastards.
+1 dispenser, goin' up.
+1 for sure. This is win. Win of the highest caliber.
Also we need hats on Halolz now.
Just then BLU team charged in, all UBER charged with their deadliest weapons ready.
Sadly they all cried like babies when they saw RED's superior hats and then ragequit.
Loopholes FTW!
We seriously need to record this as a group project. It is just that much win.
Also, erectin' a +1 hat dispenser here.
iseewutudidthere
"the internet is for porn: TF2version"
Like me? *Sad Faic*
Then you must be one poor irishman indeed
Nah, not like you.
And nothing like the -1 trolls loose in this submission!
If you can get your own reclaimed metal, I have an extra cloak and dagger lying around.
I'll trade it to you for Ze Goggles, a Chieftain's Challenge, Max's Severed Head, and Bill's Hat.
(seriously though, if you want the cloak and dagger, hit me up. Kbmands on Steam)
You deserve so many +1's… No! +9000's!
Card Games on Bicycles?!
WTB FULL ROGUE GEAR PM MARZEN64 4 INFO
*hugs his pink brigade helm*
It makes me feel pretty. <3
And once again we find Medic all alone in his corner…unloved and not doing anything from behind…
The poor guy.
i know server 2 has a no trading restriction and server one doesn't, but goddadmn it can get annoying after a while.
on a side note…. LOOKING TO TRADE DEMO FRO FOR A PIMP HAT :B
Control points?
LF Engineer to erect a dispenser at my current position… needadispenserhereneedadispenserhere
What are you? President of his fan club?
What's really weird is that in all the server I go on, it's nowhere near half as bad as the picture shows. Maybe all those people making tradin maps and putting up trading servers were effective enough to ward traders off the normal servers.
EDIT:Also, that Sniper is seriously scamming that Scout. Offering him a Mad Milk and a hatless for Ol' Snaggletooth and a Bushwacka.
No…that would be your e-peen!
So listen up boy, or pornography starring your e-peen will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
You tell me.
No…That would be YOUR AVATAR!
*slams down a file containing pictures of AubviousTroll's avatar and -1 trolls (yes, in the plural)*
Ha! This remind me that someone wanted to trade two alien swarm hat for one medic google.
Thank Arceus for vanilla servers.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
SPUF whining? In my halolz?
Look, let's just keep our heads here. After all, hats might be top news right now, but we all know the crowning feature of the game is the gameplay and the community. Besides, we all know that there are people who are still out to cap control points and those who always at their peak performance when playing competitively. There's no reason to feel so brim about this system.
…SON OF A MOTHER FU-
It's more likely than you think.
(Better than mine!)
These -1 Trolls has already thumbed downed our comments. You've seen what they've done to our e-peen!
And worst of all…he could be ANY ONE OF US.
HE COULD BE YOU, ZYQUUX! HE COULD BE ME!
HE COULD EVEN BE ACRAZEMONKE!
*+1 Headshot*
What? It was obvious! He was the -1 troll? Watch, he'll start -1'ing any second now. …AAAny second now.
SEE! -1! No. Wait. Thats +1.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem. So, who wants to go look for this -1 troll?
Card games on Dual-wheeled vehicles!
Traders gonna trade
HAMMER OF THE GRAMMER NAZIS!
"You "used" it too many times."
^
btw this thread has been godwin'd
What the fuck is a hat? All I ever get are these things called "weapons"
(in all honesty, I've only gotten one non achievement hat)
motorcycles
:p jk
card games on cycled motors?
whats so bad about gaia? -gets shot or something-