I always wondered what it would be like if Space Channel 5 were crossed with Team Fortress 2! Wait, no I didn’t! Well it’s cool either way!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 9, 2010 · 11:15 AM 
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86 Responses to “[VIDEO] Space Fortress 5”

  1. smashpro1 on October 9th, 2010 11:30 am

    What is this? I don't even…

  2. Tifakitteh on October 9th, 2010 11:32 am

    Oh come on, that can't be real. Where are Spy's skimpy clothing, rings and orbs fashion, and the gravity-defying hair?!

  3. Kinockun on October 9th, 2010 11:53 am

    O_O

  4. Kinockun on October 9th, 2010 11:54 am

    Space Fortress? I expected a Moonwalk… =(

  5. Acrazymonke on October 9th, 2010 11:59 am

    Pyramid head is danding, your argument is invalid.

  6. Squikker2001 on October 9th, 2010 12:05 pm

    So, how many of you kept waiting for the Heavy to "POW haha!" the spy the whole time?

  7. Flamerider on October 9th, 2010 12:07 pm

    Now that is something I WOULDN'T want to see.

  8. Flamerider on October 9th, 2010 12:09 pm

    Daft Punk is dacing along opposite him.
    No argument matters.

  9. Reclaimer077 on October 9th, 2010 12:13 pm

    Oh lol, I posted this on the skype two weeks ago :P

  10. TehBlueOne on October 9th, 2010 12:18 pm

    Pyramid Head dancing.

    -World blows up-

  11. Shatman on October 9th, 2010 12:22 pm
  12. Kinockun on October 9th, 2010 12:24 pm

    Spy's sappin' their groove?

  13. demospyro on October 9th, 2010 12:25 pm

    Why has nobody used Robotniks voices to replace the intercom lady yet? That would be genius!

  14. demospyro on October 9th, 2010 12:27 pm

    After years of training in the Heavy Training Camp and gaining his red vest do you think he'd lose? JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!

  15. KamikazeGible on October 9th, 2010 12:29 pm

    That's one girl I'd like to play card games with. And by card games, I mean sex.

  16. KamikazeGible on October 9th, 2010 12:30 pm

    All the gravity-defying-hair gel got stolen by Dragon Ball Z and Yu Gi Oh characters. For the other things, your guess is as good as mine

  17. Combatbeaver on October 9th, 2010 12:32 pm

    SEX GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES?!?

  18. KamikazeGible on October 9th, 2010 12:33 pm

    I can't think of any good astronomy/video game puns to put here. I must be spacing out.

  19. Mentlegen on October 9th, 2010 12:40 pm

    Giant Enemy Headcrab!

    Attack with a crowbar for massive damage!

  20. Dimomarg on October 9th, 2010 12:47 pm

    No moonwalk? YOU DISGUST ME.

  21. PewnyPL on October 9th, 2010 12:47 pm

    Heck Yeah!

  22. demospyro on October 9th, 2010 12:49 pm

    Couldn't be, he was too busy doing this rel="nofollow">

  23. Kinockun on October 9th, 2010 12:49 pm

    Hellz yeah, with duel disks

  24. KitchwaTembo on October 9th, 2010 12:56 pm

    Pyramid Head is not as cool now :(

  25. Ataeru on October 9th, 2010 1:03 pm

    *sees this on the top page*
    Finally! Shawn looked at "halolz should post this" thread!
    *sees who submitted it*


    He did not look at his own topic…

    this is the 4th time ive seen this happening. Honestly guys, don't post in that thread again. its completely useless as to its purpose.

  26. Daifuku on October 9th, 2010 1:05 pm

    Only reason Heavy won was because of Daft Punk. They make everything win.

  27. Kirby_Emprer on October 9th, 2010 1:08 pm

    I'm sorry I must not be in the loop…. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?! O_o? Why are they walking like that, and why do they randomly start dancing, and why is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space, why am I reaching at the coordinates of the abandoned space station?! WHY, WHY, WHY!!!!!!!!?

  28. MrRaccoon on October 9th, 2010 1:11 pm

    That's because they were HARDER. BETTER. FASTER. STRONGER than the other group

  29. demospyro on October 9th, 2010 1:13 pm

    PICTURE IRRELEVANT BUT FUNNY AS HELL!!
    http://static.vgcats.com/news/allanvgguestcomic.g

  30. MrRaccoon on October 9th, 2010 1:14 pm

    It was going to be pyro vs spy, but they changed of idea because the pyro takes "put the dancefloor on fire" a little too literal

  31. Starfox64x on October 9th, 2010 1:17 pm

    Warning, furries have invaded the Heavy dance group… you have been warned…

  32. Ataeru on October 9th, 2010 1:22 pm

    OMG WTF D=<
    Brain soap can't clean this one!
    My mind! IT BURNS!!!

  33. Roflcopter419 on October 9th, 2010 1:32 pm

    Pretty much. There isn't much point to that thread, he doesn't check it. I don't think he even goes to the forum that much anyway.

  34. Caelun_Niveus on October 9th, 2010 1:45 pm

    …. And yet he posted this: http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/26/teenage-mutant-n

    … Credited to me, but I never emailed it, only posted it in the thread.

  35. Ataeru on October 9th, 2010 1:52 pm

    glad you got credited for it,
    but, then why did he not look through more of the topic? there is a gold mine there, why would he only pay attention to one page?

  36. shadow649 on October 9th, 2010 2:07 pm

    I don't get it but it was still awesome!

  37. demospyro on October 9th, 2010 2:23 pm

    He spends waay more time on facebook, like my mom. Oh well, sucks to be me. I refuse to use facebook!

  38. Fhantinabox on October 9th, 2010 2:34 pm

    ….Can those fit down there??

    …Actually, don't answer…I don't wanna know…

  39. Tifakitteh on October 9th, 2010 2:49 pm

    Well, Sniper did it before … who knows what's next?

  40. SS4FireFox on October 9th, 2010 3:00 pm

    ima-back, everybody

  41. Ichiinu on October 9th, 2010 3:04 pm

    I would've figured Renamon and Spycrab would've been on opposite teams than the ones they were on.

  42. Leo E. on October 9th, 2010 3:17 pm
  43. Marzen on October 9th, 2010 3:31 pm

    Too much furry on Heavy's team… or not ENOUGH? :3

  44. Darkangelsv1 on October 9th, 2010 3:34 pm

    Indeed. They could even pull off this stunt ONE MORE TIME.

  45. FoxyMayo on October 9th, 2010 3:39 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwut

  46. _Twitch_ on October 9th, 2010 4:00 pm

    thier execution of the dance moves were almost TECHNOLOGIC.

  47. GameboyPATH on October 9th, 2010 4:23 pm

    something something something ROBOT ROCK.

  48. Kevvo on October 9th, 2010 4:29 pm

    Looks like Heavy's team..
    (Puts on sunglasses)
    …is harder, better, faster, stronger.
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  49. Roflcopter419 on October 9th, 2010 4:34 pm

    Now imagine if that were UNcensored. >_>

  50. AuraMaster on October 9th, 2010 5:01 pm

    RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEERRRRR!

  51. AuraMaster on October 9th, 2010 5:04 pm

    Don't worry, I'll take good care of her. With my reproductive organs.

  52. AuraMaster on October 9th, 2010 5:07 pm

    Any reason why Renamon is part of Heavy's crew?

  53. AquaLink on October 9th, 2010 5:10 pm

    correct.

    HE'S MORE COOL THAN EVER

  54. AquaLink on October 9th, 2010 5:33 pm

    that togepi looks terrified, not happy

  55. Daifuku on October 9th, 2010 5:44 pm

    it's because they are so AERODYNAMIC.

  56. vatonnage on October 9th, 2010 6:25 pm

    Duel disks are just like women. You strap them onto your arm and place cards inside them at regular intervals.

  57. Shatman on October 9th, 2010 6:57 pm
  58. Leo E. on October 9th, 2010 7:07 pm

    …And people are acting as if they've never seen Ulala before. You're watching a Space Channel 5 video, people, it's your job to know at least a little about the game!

    Even still, if you've ever opened a Dreamcast game case in your life, you should've seen about 9001 ads for Space Channel 5.

  59. ZNel64 on October 9th, 2010 7:19 pm

    Is that a Digimon in the background?

  60. Kevvo on October 9th, 2010 7:22 pm

    Whereas Spy and his team, by contrast, are merely HUMAN AFTER ALL.

  61. Missinko009 on October 9th, 2010 7:45 pm

    Tits, or it didn't happen.

    Err, I meant pics…
    meh, whatever works.

  62. Missinko009 on October 9th, 2010 7:47 pm

    Not as good as SPEEEEEEEEEEEED RACEEEEEER!!!

    He's so high on drugs that it's in his NAME!!!

  63. Kam_Fakami on October 9th, 2010 8:46 pm

    Them be tears o' joy, me lad. *burned* It would appear that I am on fire.

  64. Kam_Fakami on October 9th, 2010 8:52 pm

    No, the Yu-Gi-Oh characters use LoReal, because they're worth it. Or at least Marik and Bakura.

  65. Kam_Fakami on October 9th, 2010 8:52 pm

    I don't see how they could be faster without Scout.

  66. Alpar on October 9th, 2010 9:11 pm

    For people commenting on a Space Channel 5 submission, you THINK they'd at least have heard of it.

  67. Shatman on October 9th, 2010 10:19 pm

    His Sandvich will feed the heavens! And then their ideas for Sandviches will create a million new kinds of Sandvich!

  68. A_Creative_Name on October 9th, 2010 10:44 pm

    Subtle OVER 9000! joke is subtle, +1 for you!

  69. A_Creative_Name on October 9th, 2010 10:47 pm

    I remember playing it before… and sucking more than a hooker! I couldn't even beat the first level!

  70. Kinockun on October 9th, 2010 11:03 pm

    Always wear a condum when playing card games

  71. Leo E. on October 9th, 2010 11:07 pm

    The sad thing is, it wasn't even a joke! There's at least that many Space Channel 5 ads with every Dreamcast game!

  72. smashpro1 on October 10th, 2010 12:04 am

    Something something AROUND THE WORLD.

  73. smashpro1 on October 10th, 2010 12:07 am

    Dream…cast…?

  74. Kevvo on October 10th, 2010 12:09 am

    What? No further elaboration on your post? Like Spy's team, you are clearly lacking in DA FUNK.

  75. Leo E. on October 10th, 2010 12:29 am

    It died to quickly. D:

    Hell, it had better games and hardware than the PS1, and the beginning of console online multiplayer!

  76. A_Creative_Name on October 10th, 2010 12:37 am

    Sigh, I had such good memories with the Dreamcast…

  77. revertedtozero on October 10th, 2010 3:39 am
  78. GullibleGregory on October 10th, 2010 1:18 pm

    Maybe because you guys have seen it already in the thread?

  79. _Twitch_ on October 10th, 2010 2:50 pm

    SAPPING AS USUAL I SEE!

    But of course.

  80. _Twitch_ on October 10th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Something something something dark side.
    Something something is complete.

  81. AuraMaster on October 10th, 2010 4:49 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    *too

  82. Leo E. on October 10th, 2010 5:01 pm

    Yeah, I know. A_Creative_Name replied too quickly for me to edit it. -_-

  83. HeavyDDR99 on October 10th, 2010 6:16 pm

    I think the reason Heavy won was because Daft Punk

  84. Shatman on October 11th, 2010 1:43 pm

    Are you saying you wouldn't hit that?

  85. Kevvo on October 11th, 2010 8:21 pm

    Something something Sparta!
    (Kicks you into well)

  86. Leo E. on November 11th, 2010 9:56 am

    Hey, we don't have a Space Channel 5 tag, do we?

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