Red-Flare‘s Falcon Punch… it’ll put hair on your chest! Well not hair per se. More like feathers. FLAMING FEATHERS. Of awesomeness? Lets just say it may or may not turn you into a bird. THAT’S ON FIRE.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2010 · 12:09 AM
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Another literal Falcon Punch submission. I think the jokes are nearly worn down now… Watch me get proven dead wrong.
FALCON PUNCH!
IT GIVES YOU WINGS!
FLAMING ONES!
ON YOUR HAND!
May or may not turn me into a bird eh?
Pass me one of those QUICK!
There is a typo. See if you can find it.
the HYES is spelled wrong
Ah redflare, you never stop amazing me with these awesome things!
She did some kind of Church of falcon thing a while ago.. need to find it >.<
+1
how fast you say?
400 PUNCHES per second
That's the light version.
The original gives your babies energy enough to punch 400 thousand times…
…in 12 seconds.
side effects WILL include inflammation, balls dropping and may include indigestion, nausea, muscle pain and universe exxploding.
You'll feel like a FALCON made of BICEPS.
It's got enough energy and electrolytes to BLOW YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF!!
That's on FIRE!
*Warning: If your awesome levels aren't high enough when drinking this you might explode into flames*
Falcon Punch!
Now in Strawberry!
The hair doesn't go to your chest, IT GOES TO YOUR FINGERNAAAAAAAILS.
FFF I accidentally hit thumbs down D: I can't undo it either!
it's not Strawberry, It's RAWBERRY!
This is impossible, no bottle can contain a falcon punch! Unless it's hand crafted by Wolf from pure Australium…
Side effects may occur if your not awesome enough such as:
Head exploding
May or may not become a flaming bird
Males may become pregnant
Women may have a surprise abortion(even if not pregnant to begin with)
Your gender may change.
Your Species may change(which will only be a success if you become a Falcon)
FALCON HUMPING! Attack you'll invent because you'll be TOO AWESOME FOR NORMAL ATTACKS!
OPINIONS!
When god gives you Falcon punches you SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RECEIVE THEM WITH GLEE!
They will punch as fast as FALCON
They'll get a fight with FALCON
They'll lose against FALCON
They'll be confused with FALCON and get deported back to MUTE CITY!
Haaa, alright Shawn, if you want, we'll give you another shot at that description.
Falcon Comic!
I was gonna make the best CSI joke ever but since i couldn't get to comments i got mad and won't post the joke. >:(
If You change from male to female, do you still apply for male pregnancy?
FALCON….water, please.
IT’S LIKE A RISING KNEE TO THE FACE!
SPECULATIONS! >:U
And just when you think you have absorbed the full power of a falcon punch, you are finished off by a falcon kick.
Can't let you do that, Captain Falcon.
Falcon Punch has enough power to destroy the sun…But then it gets to cold, so it makes ANOTHER sun! FALCON PUNCH POWERRRRRRRRRR!
I'd help but i have no idea who you thumbs downed.
FALCON WIN!
So when does the blue flavor come out?
Oh my god! you killed him!
Dont worry, he's just a clone of you!
oh. ok.
HYES!!
EVEN BETTER!!
I KNOW!!!
People will think your punches are FALCONS and they'll be deported back to MUTE CITYYYYYYYY
Boom
No, 1st you would get pregnant, then change genders, then have a surprise abortion.
the first time you drink it, would the flava have a little KICK to it…
You mean
"Epic Pwnageberry"?
I'unno
This was posted on my birthday ^_^ the almighty falcon looks over me
it should say HYES!!! not YES!!!
wrong comic is wrong!!!!