Gentleman Heavy fully approves this Meet The Spy adaptation!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 6, 2010 · 9:25 PM
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Categories: Backstab, Disguises, Gentlemen, Paranoia, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Stealth Espionage, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (74 Comments) |
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ALARM BELL WILL NOT STOP D:
Wait, the BLU Soldier took a shotgun? I expected a fencing sword! The BLU Soldier needs to go back to gentleman school >.>
BLU soldier needs to go home and be a family man.
And don't say Guile's Theme isn't here. Guile's theme is everywhere, it's just a matter of whether or not you hear it.
SILENCE. I DEMAND A CEASE TO THIS CAPS LOCK AT ONCE. I SHALL HAVE NO MORE OF THIS FOOLERYTOM.
…It still fits with this video.
Indubitabely.
I never knew headbanging was gentlemanly
Elementary, my dear Heavy.
Pip pip cheerio.
Not even going NEAR the comments of this one. It's going to be "I daresay" this, and "God save the queen" that…
I was going to make a Tom Sawyer joke, but I can't think of one. =/
That is the best way to say someone is going to screw you over in the ass. I must remember that line.
I do say fellow Fearow, but is that an electronic reputation score of Intense Debate of 69 I sight?
I can't handle so much verbose without a monocle.
I daresay, The person being I, must agree with you user "enclose number" e-peen, it is quite unfortunate that such events of this calibur will henceforth participate in the chronological naming of technological responses.
God save the queen
What you say about his company is what you say about society, and it is good that you held your tongue in the presence of such fine gentlemen
And once again, we see that the expansion of phrases to their logical equivalents is an endless source of humour and hilarity to most, if not all. Pity those with hippomonstrosesquipedialphobia.
Also; Utilising materials such as metal and wood to create an object which serves the purpose of allowing those affilliated with me to obtain further ammunition and other useful items at this very location!
Despondence will follow this comment, so i war thee in advance
This video has forced me do do this….
I do say this expenditure has lasted longer than intended. Please continue until it has reached its preferred point of victory.
Oh dear. It seems this large breathing apparatus has muffled my voice.
It is with this blunt, wooden object that I inflict pain to your skull or other body parts.
You ask what skill makes me a professional at my craft? The fact that I am presently answering your previous inquiry obviously displays that I am skilled at my profession!
Any more?
I do say life would be much more gentlemanly if all my peers would talk in this manner. Shall we discuss what a world such would be on this electronic commenting page of the domain "Halolz"?
I believe I can undo the effects by speaking in a very rude and unsettling manner which may offend most people. Shall I proceed with the operation?
I for one do not have the leisure of possessing a monocle, though I do humbly assume my delicate spectacles will suffice.
VERBOSE OVERLOAD. *monocle-splode*
Good show mate!
ah yes the works of Sherlock Spai are very favorable.
I applaud thee for thou excellent suggestion that shall no doubt provide insight to success in our daily profession
1:10
Gentlemanne Scoot has some quite nice dance moves, if I do say so myself.
I cannot fail to note that I have far surpassed the threshold at which many of those who post their opinions and views on this fine website comment on one another's integer-valued score, and furthermore, wonder how quickly I have risen from the depths of a value nearly one hundred and fifty less than its current status.
I am very surprised by this unexpected turn of events.
Well it would appear that today marks the commencement of a wonderful occasion in which I, upon achieving an electronic phallic tally of sixty-nine, have achieved a much sought increase in rank and standing within the leagues of my fellow appreciators of visual content of the upmost humor and intrigue. So with this I hope to celebrate with the finest of champagnes, wines and teas to mark this most joyous of times.
why the Entrepreneur of Sensory Shapeshifting with Purpose of Infiltrationary Actions didnt say gentleman it would be the perfect place
I watched this video while eating goldfish, I feel so ashamed….
wait….what was that last part again?!?
They seem to dance a lot while they are opening the door or talking, it's almost as if it's the 2fort ball all over again, cept, medic got screwed by someone in the end
If there was ever a time I wish I had a top hat and a monocle. It would be a healthy combination of here and now.
I didn't know Mordin Solus had a youtube account
Verily.
I say that this theatrical endeavor brought forth by one of the gentlemanly number is quite an intricate piece of artistry clearly forged in the land where chivalry still saunters to and fro across the green hills. I daresay that this is a paramount of proper form and impeccable grammar.
Monocle smile n.q
Hmm, n'yes. Quite, really.
Alas, the consequences of your grim and untimely death have caused a dissatisfying red signature to be displayed upon my own well-kept clothing garment.
Indeed, an unmentioned party must take care to adhesively reassemble into an acceptable form what remains of your visage… IN HELL!
I must say I am slightly disappointed in the lack of completion that I was expecting from this presentation. Altho the presentation proved to be somewhat humorous, it left something lacking that I would have liked to witness. But unfortunately for us this presentation will most likely never be finished and we will all wish to know what would have been.
It would appear that the espionage agent of the hue quite reminiscent of the rose I do so adore has a strange erotic fixation with the opposite hue's anatomical structure known as the foot.
Naturally, I have no opinion on the matter as it would be quite ungentlemanly of me.
i feel sad for lack of monocle and tophat
+1's for the poor?
[Cue Engie Playing Harp]
Understand this, fine sir:
I am a man in the profession of the design and manufacture of mechanical devices, and as such I am a man whose purpose is to acquire solutions
Not solutions to problems of the subjective nature, exemplia grata "What would be considered aesthetically pleasing to the senses?" because those solutions would fall under the realm of general philosophy.
[Stops playing Harp]
Verily, I instead pursue solutions to situations that are beneficial to the fulfillment of the goals of the whole.
[Picks up teacup]
[Sips tea]
If this video went to the end of the normal trailer it would be the best video in the internet by far.
The possibility that this entrepreneur of sensory shapeshifting with purpose of infiltrationary actions is has taken on the personage of a comrade that was fallen by his maneuvers is quite great, and I regret to say that this scenario is the most troubling that could befall. It is also highly plausible that this ne'er-do-well is disguised as one of the persons currently located inside this gathering area! He has the ability to impersonate any person in this gathering area that he chooses! He could have chosen to imitate the man who specializes in armaments of tremendous size and weight! It's possible that he has taken upon the image of myself, a man whose trade is the same as his! It is also very plausible that the image he has shape-shifted into is none other than--
I say, my head has combusted from a close-range discharge of a weapon whose ammunition tends to cover great area due to dispersal upon firing.
I am known by my fellow comrades as the man who operates physical forms of violence with a very large weight. The minigun you see before me is my most commonly used and prized weapon.
NICE Ankles. Gotta save/hide those pictures somewhere.
I, at this particular temporal point, haven't encountered and/or understood a magnificent quantity of the vocabulary used in this span of medium.
And that on its own is a vulgarly astounding fact surrounded by shock and light, almost non-existent, fright.
I had writen that quite some time before this went onto Halolz I'll have you know.
Would be a brilliant moment to get up to 69, clever comment or not.
Should you do so, that would prove…
*monocle*
Humorous…
Indeed, many are proud of you, as for your queiry as to how your score has surpassed the number, 69… Well, there is no gentlemanly way to say this, but… The E-peen system is screwed up.
Indeed.
Oh no! A certain malcontent has given you the opposite of pointing ones thumb to the sky! I shall help you by pointing my thumb to the sky in your general direction!
eeerm = "considering the previous sequence of alphanumeric digits, it can salefy be assumed that the ultimate digit shall also be 1" verily?!
My comment was in further regard to the sudden jump from being -50 to now 87… in the space of about four comments.
And as such, I must arrive at the same conclusion as you: the E-peen system is majorly screwed up.
It shouldn't suprise anyone anymore, seeing people go from 0 or less to somwhere about, or, above 69 with only a few comments is not uncommon any longer.
INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
Gentlemen. They are carriers of an external organism responsible for malfunctions in the physical manifestation of one known as Parkinson's.
My good man, the manuscript you have presented the good men and women of our well-established, hilarious, and (dare I say) droll internet based institution made my person chuckle aloud with momentary delight. Bravo, my good man. Bravo.
No father. I am not a mentally instable gentlemen wielding a gun. I required to precise that the difference between these two is that one is remunerated and for the other it is treated as being not well in the mind. Please i required that you put my mother on this device call phone.
(sorry for the bad engrish, english is my third language)
It's a modified RWS Model 350 P -- the gentleman's air rifle.
http://www.umarexusa.com/pages/RWSModel350PGentle…
I do believe that everybody on my team happens to be infants
Please sir, shed more tears caused by your suffering.
Legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter!
The side that I am currently and have been working for is not the side that you are working for.
"I say! Though hast alarmed me, fellow man-at-arms, in thy sudden and unprovoked assault upon our resident master of espionage! I am all but at a loss for words!"
"If engaging in physical conflict with one's fellow man, with the aim to destroy him utterly and conquer his lands and resources, is most certain to bring about victory and its associated fortunes, then engage thou must! Sun Tzu, the philosopher of the Far East most studied in matters of war and conquest, did utter these very words, and I would hesitate to presume that thou dost know more about the most violent of man's necessities than he, for he was indeed the creator and progenitor of this most terrible art. Verily, not only was he the creator of the sublime field that is war, but with infinite skill and knowledge did he perfect and enhance this craft, so that no man could ever claim to be his equal or better within the circle-shaped space wherien honour doth dwell."
Why yes, it is. It just refuses to go any higher than it. I've been at 69 for some time now. At least three weeks tops.
my apollogies good sir but I believe you meant "thine," instead of "thou."
so sorry to have troubled you.
apparently talking in gentlemen can elongate a conversation to almost 4 times it's original length. this took a little over 1 minute in the original
"Allies, what is the reason all of you are in such a state of stupor? The logic behind my actions dictate that our resident master of espionage was, beyond reasonable doubt, the entrepreneur of sensory shapeshifting with purpose of infiltrationary actions of a crimson hue! Observe, as this doppelganger resumes the colors of his allegiance in a short amount of time in our very immediate future… Perhaps additional time is necessary… Aha! Behold! The hue of the enemy's wardrobe! Oh, it seems I am mistaken; what I had thought was proof of this rapscallion's alignment was nothing more than the hemoglobin-saturated fluid that once coursed his veins."
Bolly!
"In observing this unfortunate mistake upon thy own part, soldierly comrade, seeing as the gentleman before us was not, in fact, the infiltrator under the employ of the enemy who doth garb himself in colours crimson, but rather our very own master of espionage, I can surmise thusly that we still have a dilemma upon us, one of undeniably significant magnitude."
RIVETING TALE CHAP!
How i totally knew that this would find its way here onto halolz…
ENCOUNTER THE LONG RANGE COMBATANT WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO BE USED BY BRAGGING IDIOTS
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oh my,it appears that the substance you acquired from my personage was in fact not that of the medical nature
do you require the expertise of another practitioner as to your current state of being? you do not meet society's minimum aesthetically pleasing views!
Ah. I was not in possession of this knowledge, and with this information, the previously surprising occurrence is now not so.