Whoa. I knew the engineer was kind of a dick, but I didn’t realize he contained so much raw, seething evil! I’m staying the hell away from that guy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 4, 2010 · 3:59 PM
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It's funny because they're drawn out far too long.
Erecting something sinister!
@ Video 1: Engie's wrench was blessed with Gordon Freeman physics.
@ Video 2: Now you know why it's called the "Havoc" engine.
This was a great submission for today.
OR WAS IT?
Erecting a nightmare dispenser! Providing you with all the nightmare fuel you need to blow those Blu bastard's minds!
Now all we need is to see a battle between Red Engie and the Odd Scouts.
I guess Engie finished absorbing all of Wolf's denying energy and has become so powerful he can now deny anything at a universal scale with a mere thought of a word.
Fear the Engie.
Obey the Engie.
His word is law.
Looks like rofl has a rival in taking over the world.
"Can't let you do that Engi….Er,uh, AHHHHHHHHHHH" *Explodes*
Nope. *kills engi*
I'm going to hope anyone gets a Diamond Head and/or Metallica reference here…
Am I evil?
Nope.
I am hatred, anger and fear.
I am all that is horrible in the world, all that ever was and all that ever will be
I can see into your mind, I can see into your SOUL
I SHALL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS AS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE
FOR I AM ALL POWERFU-
Spahs sappen mah sentry!
Did you call for some NIGHTMARE FUEL?
The next time I get back stabbed by a spy, im going to switch to Engie then play that background music.
It was then the only thing recognizable from the Spy's dead body was his cigarette.
"No, it is. Sorry, that was Riddle #17. It seemed a shame to let it go to waste."
#2. Good lord, I usually like innovation, but I think this particular item set is a little op! What is it, $600 USD, 9000 Euros in the steam store!?!
People would still buy it wouldn't they..?
(looks into wallet)
…
*sigh*. Oh well, at least we can pick whether we grind in the real or virtual world now. Its an improvement, but…
WELL! im no longer scared of the boogeyman under my bed anymore….
i think theres a new "thing" under there… and when i try to sleep, i hear nopes after nopes…
Which RED Engi is now smoking. Like a Boss!
Objection: I disagree. There is no way that any mere meatbag would be able to contain such amounts of power, much less utilize it. And even as far as most of your "religions" go, this "Church of Falcon" and "Cult of Wolf" have so little basis it is truly absurd.
WHAT.
IS.
THIS.
I.
DON'T.
EVEN.
Looks like i…
*puts on shades*
Pissed my Pants.
MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11!!!
But he is Man tho.
Holy shitballs. My cursor shook in fear as I watched this video.
We should have seen this coming, I mean in retrospect, the Engineer IS an incredibly malevolent person.
-Willingly disfigured himself to make himself stronger
-Hatefully hunts and murders whoever so much as touches his devices
-Cackles maniacally when someone is brutalized by his sentry
-Rushes his "allies" to the front lines and their deaths as soon as possible
-Angrily lashes out at everyone out of paranoia
I for one, welcome our new Texan overlord!
Scout: Need a-
Engineer: Don't.
Scout: …
Engineer: …
Scout: Dis-
Engineer: Grr…
-Scout's head asplodes-
Has Gygas possessed the Red engi?
Oh GOD NO. I am NOT reading ONE WORD of that article!* Last time I went to that website, I spent seven hours on it! HOW DARE YOU LINK TO THAT.
*because I already read it.
Engie used MIND CRUSH!
Foe Scout "fainted"!
His word is a bird.
The bird is his word.
The bird is THE word.
Fear not, he's not under your bed.
He doesn't need to be.
>Hax00r Engi
>Law Abiding Engineer
>Vagineer
>Whatever the hell you call him in that second video
BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED…
…I got nothin.
Engie: Are you a mod?
Scout: *looks at Medic, who nods back* No.
Engie: Then… DIE! *Lightning flings from his fingers driving the BLU team to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream)
Demo: Scout, when someone asks you if you're a mod, you say "YES"!
Medic: All right! This dick is TOAST!
Huh, and I always pictured Engie as the most sane (least insane) one. Not anymore I guess.
Oh, and don't forget about his obsession with the addition or subtraction of gun.
Engi: "I am evil. I am all consuming, all obsessing. I will absorb all. Blood will flow as I gain followers!"
Me: "Ssssooooooooo… you're a vagina?" *eaten*
On a Boat.
Here's looking at you, gay clowns.
Long ago in a distant base, I, Engi, the levitating master of darkness, Unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish Blue scout wielding a magic gun, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is LAW. Now the scout seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Engi…
I just came back from watching Lucky Star and you go and kill my happy mood with this!?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a corner I have to cry at.
You got NOTHING!!!
YOU LOSE!!!
Good day sir!
So we're talking like this, now. Okay, I'll play your game:
DON'T.
PUSH.
ME.
'CAUSE.
I'M.
CLOSE.
TO.
THE.
EDGE.
I only hope I'm there to see it happen…
I lost The Game.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
Watch this until it bleaches your brain: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
He can also channel all his energy into someting truely awesome.
http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/disp…
Who do you think that created the Odd Scouts?
They are the ones who survived after meeting him, their bodies were deformed and their souls now belong to him.
No! This can not BEEEEEEEEEEEE!
But YOU are also a spy!
Oh wait…
Ghost-busters reference in my Team Fortress?
Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Scout
(watch out)
Well, the BLU engineer from the first video is not evil, just a little confused.
He actually meant "Yep" and just sent the spy back to his base.
I… that… words cannot describe the level of awesomeness, emitted from that link…
what would happen if evil engineer met odd scout?
inb4 it costs 400 thousand dollars.
I got…
"By your powers combined, I am Captain Freak!
Captain Freak, he's not a hero
Gonna take your mental senses down to zero
He's our nightmares magnified
And he's fighting on the fear's side."
All I have to say is…
Dat ass
Psst. Engie.
Demoman takes skill.
*horribly mangled*
I'm guessing the Vagineer was a result of normal engineer that just walked passed him once then?
It's more likely than you think.
Actually you are.
1:36 Video 2:Nope.avi….
Applications to join"The First Church of Engie"is open…all those decieved by Falcon's lies or crushed by Wolf's denying may join…
+1 just for the name.
Jarated my pants.*
Fixed.
On a Horse.
More at 11. Back to you AuraMaster.
Now THAT'S how you defend the Intel!
Riding a Horse backwards.
Only your prayers will save the day!
I…I think my life is complete. I now welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You know it was only a matter of time before Engi turned to the dark side. Between spy's sappin his sentries and scout demanding dispensers here, can you blame the guy for his path?
*Cricks neck and lets loose with the Silent Hill jokes*
"Have you seen a little spy…..red, dead ringer….my father."
"There was a teleporter here. Its gone now."
*Cues Pyro in a UFO*
He got hold of the Scout's Bonk… Now just don't give him the Demoman's scrumpy.
Nope. Vagineer was his master once, but now the horrible engineer is part of the cliché "student that becomes evil, blah blah blah".
well, the scout was TRYING not to lose his head…
Engie: -Disappears after the photon-blast- Choose the form of the Destructor.
Demo: What does he mean, "Choose the form of the Destructor"?
Medic: The Destructor is something in our hearts made into a physical form, so clear your minds everyone!
Engie: The Destructor is chosen.
Medic: We didn't choose!
Soldier: I'm sorry guys…
Demo: What did you think of?
Soldier: The first thing that popped into my head, it was the most harmless thing I could think of…
(sounds resembling explosions heard in the background)
Soldier: The StayPuft Marshmallow Heavy…
inb4 YEAH TOAST!
No Engineer, good or evil would kill his creations.
Valve knew about this. that's why they gave him so OP weapons.
NEEDADIAPERHEREEEEE
RED Engie smoking cigarre like a boss? On a horse?! BACKWARDS?!
The engie's new wrench was made from blood, sweat, demonic energy, and Gordon Freeman's crowbar.
Not like he needs it anymore.
I mean, it's not like Gabe Newell is running as fast as he can to Valve offices to make Half Life 3.
For Ra's sake, mah boi.
For Ra's sake.
Maybe he is, but that doesn't necessarily mean he'll get there anytime soon!
I think the most sane would be the medic. He seems like the least one who cares.
Although he does give off this mad scientist vibe…
I meant Engineer isn't, but yeah. I am.
I think my pants just shat themselves
Engie is to basement cat as captain falcon is to ceiling cat?
the second video just immediately made me think " you can not grasp the true form of engie's attack "
Sadly, it was only until Blue Scout saw the Red Engie hired from the Lower Circles that he truly realized what was meant by Heavy's warning about the other team outsourcing.
Scout Scout, Scout Scout Scout.
Unless someone is sapping it, and they can't back to it in time.
Then they pull out their destroy tool, and blow it up, just to be a dick.
THE CIGARETTE IS NOW DIAMONDS.