Whoa. I knew the engineer was kind of a dick, but I didn’t realize he contained so much raw, seething evil! I’m staying the hell away from that guy!
By ZeConnoisseur, submitted by Willie
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 4, 2010 · 3:59 PM
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(4.91 out of 5)
It's funny because they're drawn out far too long.
Erecting something sinister!
@ Video 1: Engie's wrench was blessed with Gordon Freeman physics.
@ Video 2: Now you know why it's called the "Havoc" engine.
This was a great submission for today.
OR WAS IT?
Erecting a nightmare dispenser! Providing you with all the nightmare fuel you need to blow those Blu bastard's minds!
Now all we need is to see a battle between Red Engie and the Odd Scouts.
I guess Engie finished absorbing all of Wolf's denying energy and has become so powerful he can now deny anything at a universal scale with a mere thought of a word.
Fear the Engie.
Obey the Engie.
His word is law.
Looks like rofl has a rival in taking over the world.
"Can't let you do that Engi….Er,uh, AHHHHHHHHHHH" *Explodes*
I'm going to hope anyone gets a Diamond Head and/or Metallica reference here…
Am I evil?
Nope.
I am hatred, anger and fear.
I am all that is horrible in the world, all that ever was and all that ever will be
I can see into your mind, I can see into your SOUL
I SHALL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS AS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE
FOR I AM ALL POWERFU-
Spahs sappen mah sentry!
The next time I get back stabbed by a spy, im going to switch to Engie then play that background music.
#2. Good lord, I usually like innovation, but I think this particular item set is a little op! What is it, $600 USD, 9000 Euros in the steam store!?!
People would still buy it wouldn't they..?
(looks into wallet)
…
*sigh*. Oh well, at least we can pick whether we grind in the real or virtual world now. Its an improvement, but…
WELL! im no longer scared of the boogeyman under my bed anymore….
i think theres a new "thing" under there… and when i try to sleep, i hear nopes after nopes…
WHAT.
IS.
THIS.
I.
DON'T.
EVEN.
Looks like i…
*puts on shades*
Pissed my Pants.
MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11!!!
Holy shitballs. My cursor shook in fear as I watched this video.
We should have seen this coming, I mean in retrospect, the Engineer IS an incredibly malevolent person.
-Willingly disfigured himself to make himself stronger
-Hatefully hunts and murders whoever so much as touches his devices
-Cackles maniacally when someone is brutalized by his sentry
-Rushes his "allies" to the front lines and their deaths as soon as possible
-Angrily lashes out at everyone out of paranoia
I for one, welcome our new Texan overlord!
Scout: Need a-
Engineer: Don't.
Scout: …
Engineer: …
Scout: Dis-
Engineer: Grr…
-Scout's head asplodes-
Has Gygas possessed the Red engi?
Engie used MIND CRUSH!
Foe Scout "fainted"!
>Hax00r Engi
>Law Abiding Engineer
>Vagineer
>Whatever the hell you call him in that second video
BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED…
…I got nothin.
Engie: Are you a mod?
Scout: *looks at Medic, who nods back* No.
Engie: Then… DIE! *Lightning flings from his fingers driving the BLU team to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream)
Demo: Scout, when someone asks you if you're a mod, you say "YES"!
Medic: All right! This dick is TOAST!
Engi: "I am evil. I am all consuming, all obsessing. I will absorb all. Blood will flow as I gain followers!"
Me: "Ssssooooooooo… you're a vagina?" *eaten*
Long ago in a distant base, I, Engi, the levitating master of darkness, Unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish Blue scout wielding a magic gun, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is LAW. Now the scout seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Engi…
I just came back from watching Lucky Star and you go and kill my happy mood with this!?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a corner I have to cry at.
Well, the BLU engineer from the first video is not evil, just a little confused.
He actually meant "Yep" and just sent the spy back to his base.
I… that… words cannot describe the level of awesomeness, emitted from that link…
what would happen if evil engineer met odd scout?
All I have to say is…
Dat ass
Psst. Engie.
Demoman takes skill.
*horribly mangled*
1:36 Video 2:Nope.avi….
Now THAT'S how you defend the Intel!
You know it was only a matter of time before Engi turned to the dark side. Between spy's sappin his sentries and scout demanding dispensers here, can you blame the guy for his path?
*Cricks neck and lets loose with the Silent Hill jokes*
"Have you seen a little spy…..red, dead ringer….my father."
"There was a teleporter here. Its gone now."
*Cues Pyro in a UFO*
He got hold of the Scout's Bonk… Now just don't give him the Demoman's scrumpy.
Valve knew about this. that's why they gave him so OP weapons.
NEEDADIAPERHEREEEEE
I think my pants just shat themselves
Engie is to basement cat as captain falcon is to ceiling cat?
the second video just immediately made me think " you can not grasp the true form of engie's attack "
Sadly, it was only until Blue Scout saw the Red Engie hired from the Lower Circles that he truly realized what was meant by Heavy's warning about the other team outsourcing.