
Whoa. I knew the engineer was kind of a dick, but I didn’t realize he contained so much raw, seething evil! I’m staying the hell away from that guy!
By ZeConnoisseur, submitted by Willie


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It's funny because they're drawn out far too long.
Erecting something sinister!
@ Video 1: Engie's wrench was blessed with Gordon Freeman physics.
@ Video 2: Now you know why it's called the "Havoc" engine.
This was a great submission for today.
OR WAS IT?
Erecting a nightmare dispenser! Providing you with all the nightmare fuel you need to blow those Blu bastard's minds!
Now all we need is to see a battle between Red Engie and the Odd Scouts.
I guess Engie finished absorbing all of Wolf's denying energy and has become so powerful he can now deny anything at a universal scale with a mere thought of a word.
Fear the Engie.
Obey the Engie.
His word is law.
Looks like rofl has a rival in taking over the world.
"Can't let you do that Engi….Er,uh, AHHHHHHHHHHH" *Explodes*
I'm going to hope anyone gets a Diamond Head and/or Metallica reference here…
Am I evil?
Nope.
I am hatred, anger and fear.
I am all that is horrible in the world, all that ever was and all that ever will be
I can see into your mind, I can see into your SOUL
I SHALL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS AS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE
FOR I AM ALL POWERFU-
Spahs sappen mah sentry!
The next time I get back stabbed by a spy, im going to switch to Engie then play that background music.
#2. Good lord, I usually like innovation, but I think this particular item set is a little op! What is it, $600 USD, 9000 Euros in the steam store!?!
People would still buy it wouldn't they..?
(looks into wallet)
…
*sigh*. Oh well, at least we can pick whether we grind in the real or virtual world now. Its an improvement, but…
WELL! im no longer scared of the boogeyman under my bed anymore….
i think theres a new "thing" under there… and when i try to sleep, i hear nopes after nopes…
WHAT.
IS.
THIS.
I.
DON'T.
EVEN.
Looks like i…
*puts on shades*
Pissed my Pants.
MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11!!!
Holy shitballs. My cursor shook in fear as I watched this video.
We should have seen this coming, I mean in retrospect, the Engineer IS an incredibly malevolent person.
-Willingly disfigured himself to make himself stronger
-Hatefully hunts and murders whoever so much as touches his devices
-Cackles maniacally when someone is brutalized by his sentry
-Rushes his "allies" to the front lines and their deaths as soon as possible
-Angrily lashes out at everyone out of paranoia
I for one, welcome our new Texan overlord!
Scout: Need a-
Engineer: Don't.
Scout: …
Engineer: …
Scout: Dis-
Engineer: Grr…
-Scout's head asplodes-
Has Gygas possessed the Red engi?
Engie used MIND CRUSH!
Foe Scout "fainted"!
>Hax00r Engi
>Law Abiding Engineer
>Vagineer
>Whatever the hell you call him in that second video
BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED…
…I got nothin.
Engie: Are you a mod?
Scout: *looks at Medic, who nods back* No.
Engie: Then… DIE! *Lightning flings from his fingers driving the BLU team to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream)
Demo: Scout, when someone asks you if you're a mod, you say "YES"!
Medic: All right! This dick is TOAST!
Engi: "I am evil. I am all consuming, all obsessing. I will absorb all. Blood will flow as I gain followers!"
Me: "Ssssooooooooo… you're a vagina?" *eaten*
Long ago in a distant base, I, Engi, the levitating master of darkness, Unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish Blue scout wielding a magic gun, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is LAW. Now the scout seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Engi…
I just came back from watching Lucky Star and you go and kill my happy mood with this!?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a corner I have to cry at.
He can also channel all his energy into someting truely awesome.
http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/disp…
Well, the BLU engineer from the first video is not evil, just a little confused.
He actually meant "Yep" and just sent the spy back to his base.
what would happen if evil engineer met odd scout?
All I have to say is…
Dat ass
Psst. Engie.
Demoman takes skill.
*horribly mangled*
1:36 Video 2:Nope.avi….
Now THAT'S how you defend the Intel!
You know it was only a matter of time before Engi turned to the dark side. Between spy's sappin his sentries and scout demanding dispensers here, can you blame the guy for his path?
*Cricks neck and lets loose with the Silent Hill jokes*
"Have you seen a little spy…..red, dead ringer….my father."
"There was a teleporter here. Its gone now."
*Cues Pyro in a UFO*
Valve knew about this. that's why they gave him so OP weapons.
NEEDADIAPERHEREEEEE
I think my pants just shat themselves
Engie is to basement cat as captain falcon is to ceiling cat?
the second video just immediately made me think " you can not grasp the true form of engie's attack "
Sadly, it was only until Blue Scout saw the Red Engie hired from the Lower Circles that he truly realized what was meant by Heavy's warning about the other team outsourcing.