Whoa.  I knew the engineer was kind of a dick, but I didn’t realize he contained so much raw, seething evil! I’m staying the hell away from that guy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 4, 2010 · 3:59 PM 
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94 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Engineer: Evil Incarnate”

  1. Leo E. on October 4th, 2010 4:04 pm

    It's funny because they're drawn out far too long.

  2. smashpro1 on October 4th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Erecting something sinister!

  3. Daifuku on October 4th, 2010 4:14 pm

    @ Video 1: Engie's wrench was blessed with Gordon Freeman physics.

    @ Video 2: Now you know why it's called the "Havoc" engine.

  4. Link4all on October 4th, 2010 4:16 pm

    This was a great submission for today.

    OR WAS IT?

  5. Jade Catima on October 4th, 2010 4:18 pm

    Erecting a nightmare dispenser! Providing you with all the nightmare fuel you need to blow those Blu bastard's minds!

  6. Sir_Nox on October 4th, 2010 4:20 pm

    Now all we need is to see a battle between Red Engie and the Odd Scouts.

  7. Mr Plen on October 4th, 2010 4:23 pm

    I guess Engie finished absorbing all of Wolf's denying energy and has become so powerful he can now deny anything at a universal scale with a mere thought of a word.

    Fear the Engie.

    Obey the Engie.

    His word is law.

  8. Gamage on October 4th, 2010 4:28 pm

    Looks like rofl has a rival in taking over the world.

  9. Ryu_Bonkosi on October 4th, 2010 4:33 pm

    "Can't let you do that Engi….Er,uh, AHHHHHHHHHHH" *Explodes*

  10. Roflcopter419 on October 4th, 2010 4:36 pm

    I'm going to hope anyone gets a Diamond Head and/or Metallica reference here…

    Am I evil?

    Nope.

  11. SentryGunner on October 4th, 2010 4:47 pm

    I am hatred, anger and fear.
    I am all that is horrible in the world, all that ever was and all that ever will be
    I can see into your mind, I can see into your SOUL
    I SHALL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS AS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE
    FOR I AM ALL POWERFU-

    Spahs sappen mah sentry!

  12. Ataeru on October 4th, 2010 4:57 pm

    The next time I get back stabbed by a spy, im going to switch to Engie then play that background music.

  13. truegentleman on October 4th, 2010 5:01 pm

    #2. Good lord, I usually like innovation, but I think this particular item set is a little op! What is it, $600 USD, 9000 Euros in the steam store!?!

    People would still buy it wouldn't they..?

    (looks into wallet)

    *sigh*. Oh well, at least we can pick whether we grind in the real or virtual world now. Its an improvement, but…

  14. MoG on October 4th, 2010 5:09 pm

    WELL! im no longer scared of the boogeyman under my bed anymore….
    i think theres a new "thing" under there… and when i try to sleep, i hear nopes after nopes…

  15. Nooklear Man on October 4th, 2010 5:46 pm

    WHAT.
    IS.
    THIS.
    I.
    DON'T.
    EVEN.

  16. ArmyOfMidgets on October 4th, 2010 5:52 pm

    Looks like i…

    *puts on shades*

    Pissed my Pants.

    MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11!!!

  17. GameboyPATH on October 4th, 2010 6:26 pm

    Holy shitballs. My cursor shook in fear as I watched this video.

  18. Xenomorph42Q on October 4th, 2010 6:28 pm

    We should have seen this coming, I mean in retrospect, the Engineer IS an incredibly malevolent person.

    -Willingly disfigured himself to make himself stronger
    -Hatefully hunts and murders whoever so much as touches his devices
    -Cackles maniacally when someone is brutalized by his sentry
    -Rushes his "allies" to the front lines and their deaths as soon as possible
    -Angrily lashes out at everyone out of paranoia

    I for one, welcome our new Texan overlord!

  19. bearrelroll on October 4th, 2010 6:38 pm

    Scout: Need a-
    Engineer: Don't.
    Scout: …
    Engineer: …
    Scout: Dis-
    Engineer: Grr…
    -Scout's head asplodes-

  20. bearrelroll on October 4th, 2010 6:40 pm

    Has Gygas possessed the Red engi?

  21. AuraMaster on October 4th, 2010 6:59 pm

    Engie used MIND CRUSH!

    Foe Scout "fainted"!

  22. Alpar on October 4th, 2010 7:06 pm

    >Hax00r Engi
    >Law Abiding Engineer
    >Vagineer
    >Whatever the hell you call him in that second video

    BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED…

    …I got nothin.

  23. AuraMaster on October 4th, 2010 7:06 pm

    Engie: Are you a mod?
    Scout: *looks at Medic, who nods back* No.
    Engie: Then… DIE! *Lightning flings from his fingers driving the BLU team to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream)
    Demo: Scout, when someone asks you if you're a mod, you say "YES"!
    Medic: All right! This dick is TOAST!

  24. demospyro on October 4th, 2010 7:23 pm

    Engi: "I am evil. I am all consuming, all obsessing. I will absorb all. Blood will flow as I gain followers!"

    Me: "Ssssooooooooo… you're a vagina?" *eaten*

  25. KamikazeGible on October 4th, 2010 7:37 pm

    Long ago in a distant base, I, Engi, the levitating master of darkness, Unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish Blue scout wielding a magic gun, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is LAW. Now the scout seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Engi…

  26. A_Creative_Name on October 4th, 2010 7:37 pm

    I just came back from watching Lucky Star and you go and kill my happy mood with this!?

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have a corner I have to cry at.

  27. Naxts_The_Demon on October 4th, 2010 8:45 pm

    He can also channel all his energy into someting truely awesome.
    http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/disp

  28. Mentlegen on October 4th, 2010 9:21 pm

    Well, the BLU engineer from the first video is not evil, just a little confused.

    He actually meant "Yep" and just sent the spy back to his base.

  29. Kirby_Emprer on October 4th, 2010 9:33 pm

    what would happen if evil engineer met odd scout?

  30. Brawling Bouse on October 4th, 2010 9:55 pm

    All I have to say is…

    Dat ass

  31. OrionX on October 4th, 2010 9:55 pm

    Psst. Engie.
    Demoman takes skill.

    *horribly mangled*

  32. MattiusThad on October 4th, 2010 11:09 pm

    1:36 Video 2:Nope.avi….

  33. FoxyMayo on October 5th, 2010 12:09 am

    Now THAT'S how you defend the Intel!

  34. Axel_X on October 5th, 2010 12:23 am

    You know it was only a matter of time before Engi turned to the dark side. Between spy's sappin his sentries and scout demanding dispensers here, can you blame the guy for his path?

  35. DM1293 on October 5th, 2010 12:55 am

    *Cricks neck and lets loose with the Silent Hill jokes*

    "Have you seen a little spy…..red, dead ringer….my father."

    "There was a teleporter here. Its gone now."

    *Cues Pyro in a UFO*

  36. Dimomarg on October 5th, 2010 7:20 am

    Valve knew about this. that's why they gave him so OP weapons.

  37. Vlauer on October 5th, 2010 8:20 am

    NEEDADIAPERHEREEEEE

  38. Spartan_Laser on October 5th, 2010 8:29 pm

    I think my pants just shat themselves

  39. Frankenstrat247 on October 6th, 2010 1:57 am

    Engie is to basement cat as captain falcon is to ceiling cat?

  40. steveblob on October 6th, 2010 10:09 am

    the second video just immediately made me think " you can not grasp the true form of engie's attack "

  41. Peterdivine on October 9th, 2010 1:45 am

    Sadly, it was only until Blue Scout saw the Red Engie hired from the Lower Circles that he truly realized what was meant by Heavy's warning about the other team outsourcing.

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