It never occurred to me how all those traditional Halo sound effects would totally ruin an epic moment like in this Reach trailer. M-M-M-MULTIKILL!!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 28, 2010 · 8:06 PM 
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83 Responses to “[VIDEO] Multiplayer Dubbed Halo Reach Trailer”

  1. smashpro1 on September 28th, 2010 8:09 pm

    I don't like Halo, but that was pretty good

  2. codemaster525 on September 28th, 2010 8:16 pm

    Was missing Overtime…so many overtimes…

  3. Badonk on September 28th, 2010 8:21 pm

    *Suicide*

  4. TCC on September 28th, 2010 8:27 pm

    KILLTASTIC! :U

  5. Coodoo on September 28th, 2010 8:29 pm

    Haha! Great video! 5/5!

    See? Doesn't that just not seem right?
    Proper Halolz comment:
    "Looks like they're trying to Reach a new audience!"

  6. SenorTaco77 on September 28th, 2010 8:42 pm

    It Looks like Halo…
    *sunglasses*
    has Reach-ed new heights

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. OrionX on September 28th, 2010 8:47 pm

    Still missing 12 year-olds screaming into their mics calling everyone a fag, bragging about how they pwned their opponent's ass, making "your mom" jokes, etc.

  8. Jade Catima on September 28th, 2010 8:51 pm

    Un-freaking believable.

  9. Nick Soapdish on September 28th, 2010 8:53 pm

    They need a version where he is repeatedly called a fag by a 12 year old.

  10. Reclaimer077 on September 28th, 2010 8:55 pm

    Reach: Remember the awesomeness.

  11. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 28th, 2010 8:57 pm

    Wow, that guy at the end must have had a fucking awesome K/D ratio.

  12. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 28th, 2010 8:59 pm

    A new Halo submission? That's funny?!

    INCONCEIVABLE!

  13. tveye on September 28th, 2010 8:59 pm

    I have a jetpack, your sacrifice in invalid.

  14. shazbot32 on September 28th, 2010 9:07 pm

    looks like noble six is…
    *shades*
    un-freakin' believable
    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  15. AubviusTroll on September 28th, 2010 9:07 pm

    if only the bomb runner used armor lock instead of a useless sprint

  16. Leo E. on September 28th, 2010 9:19 pm
  17. BlurrySandwich on September 28th, 2010 9:23 pm

    so much better than those lame halo screenshots with retarded captions

  18. Miketuu on September 28th, 2010 9:30 pm

    You know what I don't hate? I don't hate Halo.

  19. Mr Plen on September 28th, 2010 9:35 pm

    Lately I feel like I can't really comment much because I don't really like Halo all that much. But I'll try. For you guys. Because I love you all so much.

    "DOUB-TRIP-QUA-UN-FREAKING BELIEVABLE"

    Meh. Can't say I didn't try.

  20. MrRaccoon on September 28th, 2010 9:37 pm

    Well, the 12 yrs old jokes were already told, that leaves me with no material

  21. Missinko009 on September 28th, 2010 9:53 pm

    Master Chief: "Man, I hate this planet…"
    Spartan-458: "Why is that?"
    Master Chief: "The mysterious narrator god keeps giving away all of our tactics. It's like our lives are some sort of game to him."
    Spartan-458: (ಠwಠ) "Uh, Chief, some men in white coats are going to come for you now…they're your friends, they only want to help…"

  22. KamikazeGible on September 28th, 2010 10:07 pm

    Isn't that Reaching a little too far?

  23. DM1293 on September 28th, 2010 10:07 pm

    What? No rampage of mic spam, with everyone saying "OMG FUXIN HAXORZ L2P NUB PICK UP A WHEEL GUN!"?

    …I was waiting for that the entire clip. NEEDS MOAR RAEGQUIT.

  24. KamikazeGible on September 28th, 2010 10:11 pm

    This needs to be the top rated submission so I can say "Gained the lead!" But oh well. There will always be Gary Motherfucking Oak to outshine the once-in-a-lifetime good Halo posts.

  25. Squikker2001 on September 28th, 2010 10:11 pm

    Round Over

    Switching sides

  26. MajorMantis on September 28th, 2010 10:15 pm

    Ah the voices! Get them out of my head!

  27. Zyquux on September 28th, 2010 10:28 pm

    OVERTIME!
    Overtime.
    Oooovertime…
    OVERTIME!!!

    Does that help?

  28. BurnoutSpartan on September 28th, 2010 10:30 pm

    Who I wish I was: Noble Six
    Who I really am (matchmaking-wise): That marine in the background of one of the many explosions

  29. Killamakaze on September 28th, 2010 10:32 pm

    Wheel gun?
    You've seen Counter Strike for kids ( rel="nofollow"> ), haven't you?

  30. Killamakaze on September 28th, 2010 10:33 pm

    Am I the only one who wishes he said 'SWAT!'

  31. Zyquux on September 28th, 2010 10:41 pm

    I do believe that the term you are seeking is, "KILLTACULAR!"

  32. Zyquux on September 28th, 2010 10:46 pm

    +1 iF yOu tHinK halooo iz betttar then cod7!!1!!!11!!1!11

    /sarcasm

    Ugh, I feel dumber just from typing that. I don't know why some people type like that; it took me significantly longer to type that incorrectly than it would to type it correctly.

    Halolz > YouTube
    Q.E.D.

  33. Zyquux on September 28th, 2010 10:48 pm

    I think not. Halo's Reach is longer than one might expect. Thinking otherwise is a bReach of logic and common sense.

  34. demospyro on September 28th, 2010 11:00 pm

    *Jorge was kicked from the server*
    "REASON: No Jetpacks are allowed."

    /lame joke

  35. MattiusThad on September 28th, 2010 11:13 pm

    He has hands to throw,his waiting to sacrifice was invalid,even if he could have screwed up Reach big time.

  36. MattiusThad on September 28th, 2010 11:13 pm

    And vests.

  37. MattiusThad on September 28th, 2010 11:16 pm

    Noble Six owns,and he won't be forgotten for being epic-er then the chief.

  38. Coodoo on September 28th, 2010 11:21 pm

    And let's not forget….
    "The 31 people who disliked this are on the BLU team"
    BECAUSE THAT JOKE JUST DOESN'T GET OLD, RIGHT!?!?

  39. demospyro on September 28th, 2010 11:32 pm

    You just read this in Scout's voice!

  40. Fearow on September 28th, 2010 11:36 pm

    That explains why he was in that cryo capsule thingie in the Pillar of Autumn. It all makes sense now, PoA was a mental ward… Wut

  41. Fearow on September 28th, 2010 11:40 pm

    The voices in my head are idiots. ಠ_ಠ

  42. Dr. Furry on September 29th, 2010 12:05 am

    i'm not much of a halo fan, but let me see if i get the funny here. they got a trailer vid, then dub it over with the first halo sounds?

  43. killercartoons on September 29th, 2010 12:19 am

    looks like I've…
    *shades*
    got another one up on halolz.
    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  44. TheHighscore on September 29th, 2010 12:28 am

    Man, that radar at the end has a LOT of friendlies on it. Friendly fire anyone?

  45. Sir_Nox on September 29th, 2010 12:33 am

    Good thing this wasn't a capture the flag match, you'd get one of the flag throwers and just hear "FLAG TAKEN, FLAG DROPPED, FLAG TAKEN, FLAG DROPPED, FLAG TAKEN-" throughout the whole video.

  46. MoG on September 29th, 2010 1:04 am

    You know, if i saw this on tv and it was a legitimate trailer, i would have gotten the 360 bundle with reach. my first and only xbox, and getting it, for the lolz.

  47. MoG on September 29th, 2010 1:06 am

    Well least theyre not on tf2…….
    …..Thank god for mute

  48. MoG on September 29th, 2010 1:07 am

    KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM "smiley"

  49. MoG on September 29th, 2010 1:10 am

    Inconceivable? I do not think you know what you think it means.

  50. Roflcopter419 on September 29th, 2010 1:15 am

    You know, it's always amused me that you hate Halo so much and yet the site is called Halolz.

  51. Roflcopter419 on September 29th, 2010 1:16 am

    Since when does the announcer say "jump"?

  52. TCC on September 29th, 2010 1:24 am

    well aren't you a KILLJOY!

  53. Doc_ock_rokc on September 29th, 2010 1:33 am

    Thankfully I already don't remember this.

  54. Doc_ock_rokc on September 29th, 2010 1:34 am

    one of my Friends thinks its Ha-Lolz. It wasn't till i told him that he got the reference.

  55. TheTopHatKid on September 29th, 2010 1:49 am

    HOLY CRAP. A Kaminamonocle? You have just gained my respect forever.

  56. darkdan1100 on September 29th, 2010 1:56 am

    Damn, just lost the game.

  57. Cypher on September 29th, 2010 2:07 am

    The fact this is the first time I've ever heard the announcer say "awesomeness" (Never played Halo multiplayer before seeing as I don't own a 360, so flame me all you want) makes the video even better than the commercial.

  58. Cypher on September 29th, 2010 2:12 am

    [Insert Justin Bieber joke here]

    I'm automatically that much cooler for saying that. WORSHIP ME. … Please?

  59. Dr. Furry on September 29th, 2010 2:16 am

    what can i say, im just in it *shades* for the lolz

  60. Zyquux on September 29th, 2010 3:31 am

    What is this, some kind of REVENGE for my Beat Down of your FIRST STRIKE?

  61. Dimomarg on September 29th, 2010 6:09 am

    Halo in my halolz? WOAH.

  62. Missinko009 on September 29th, 2010 6:30 am

    …nice, comfy vests…with silk linings…aaaahhh

  63. Missinko009 on September 29th, 2010 6:33 am

    Schweet. I now can use reverse psychology to mindf*ck 12 year olds in my online games!!! THANKS!!!

  64. LinkyBS on September 29th, 2010 7:23 am

    Come over here, I promise ve vill heal you *hides ubersaw*

  65. LinkyBS on September 29th, 2010 7:26 am

    inb4thewho

  66. Dr. Furry on September 29th, 2010 8:01 am

    he's a pinball wizard there's got to be a twist, pinball wizards got such a supple wrist

  67. tstriker1 on September 29th, 2010 8:46 am

    Well, That just killed the epicness of the trailer and replaced it with UNFREAKIN" BELIEVABLE AWESOMENESS

  68. Caelun_Niveus on September 29th, 2010 9:28 am

    "OOH, THIS IS BAD!"

  69. Caelun_Niveus on September 29th, 2010 9:30 am

    It's Bungie's net tactic to eliminate bunny-hoppers: anyone who does it annoys the crap out of the entire server until they get the message and stop.

  70. Caelun_Niveus on September 29th, 2010 9:37 am

    2,000/1? I'm sure other Spartan's have gotten better.

  71. killercartoons on September 29th, 2010 11:28 am

    Wot A Twist!

  72. killercartoons on September 29th, 2010 11:29 am

    I've killed my own teammates for stuff like that.

  73. Zyquux on September 29th, 2010 2:21 pm

    Well, it was a rather CLOSE CALL.

  74. Missinko009 on September 29th, 2010 4:34 pm

    YAY for friendly fire!!! It's our own anti-hacking device!!!

  75. MattiusThad on September 29th, 2010 4:35 pm

    *Heavy appears*I LOVE THIS DOKTOR!

  76. MattiusThad on September 29th, 2010 4:37 pm

    Want to know who hates vests?GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK!

  77. MattiusThad on September 29th, 2010 4:39 pm

    *Throws knife that owns everyone*That's Modern Warfare for you.

  78. XPengooX64 on September 29th, 2010 5:35 pm

    Best matchmaking game ever. Although one Elite player was camping with a sword. >:C

  79. Spartan_Laser on September 29th, 2010 8:29 pm

    |'m stuck between this…
    1) ruining the trailer
    2) being the BEST THING EVAH!!!

  80. SenorTaco77 on September 29th, 2010 9:43 pm

    Yay! :D

  81. BurnoutSpartan on October 1st, 2010 10:24 pm

    The only problem I've ever had with that commercial is that the Spartan that blows up just DIES. I mean come on. Aren't Spartans supposed to be all B.A.?? GET UP AND KEEP RUNNING PRIVATE!!!!

  82. Spartan_Laser on October 2nd, 2010 1:09 am

    I hereby retract my past statement, and replace it with this:

    he's on a
    *to quote the Master Chief's hit song "Killing Spree…"*
    ki-ki-killin' spree!

  83. Caboosemaster on November 4th, 2010 11:03 pm

    Awesome i love it. it is number 1 in my books!!!!!!! and Spartans are B.A. she was just lazy she didnt feel like getting up lol

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