Hail to the king baby! Bring on the next challenger!
By Chris C.
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(4.83 out of 5)
I am a gentleman and will act as such, not sparking hatred into my foe but will dual if the need arises! Come hither-to my fine sibling!
inb4 VGCats bro puns
I apologize, but you fine remarks at my mother shall not persuade me to act differently from my gentlemanly behavior. I will agree to a dual, however, you must come hither-to my sibling.
1.Send some very mediocre Halo 3 pics to Shawn
2. Profit!
1. halo reach*
2. … yeah this line is fine
Excuse me, sir, but I do believe that you meant "duel" not "dual". I will not correct your "your" as it is plainly clear that it was an erroneous keystroke.
So, is Shawn still on a trip? Or at least trippin' balls?
Though he did miss the "????" that's supposed to be step 2.
That pose and caption…
It's almost like The Jersey Shore characters are playing Halo: Reach =/
…
I like what you're doing, Shawn.
Thankyou for working so hard for our merriment.
-Uses Defibrillator on Shawn-
Why does the TF2 Soldier's Rocket Launcher taunt come to mind when I see this?
It's cool, I'm not trying to force Halo Reach stuff down anyone's throat… just trying to cover all the different games when i can.
You have an unpleasable fanbase on your hands. Although, some advice: the best way to disappoint everyone is to try to please everyone.
BROFO- Goddamnit!
Actually if you gave him a flame thrower he could be Pyro Taunting.
"Come at me" can be taken in two completely different ways whilst standing in that pose.
It definitely looks like you're…
*shades*
En Garde!! http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
:/
One more thing, why can't I join the forums?
For once, I don't get it. I guess if it's not any sort of reference it's alright, but I've never heard anyone ever say that phrase before.
Don't get me wrong Shawn, i really like you, but all I mean is if you want to submit some Halo 3/Reach submissions, make sure they really are above average, because they've became overused as hell, and I never saw anyone complaining about tf2/pokeman pics, because they're almost always funny, they're like The Beatles if you have nothing to air on radio.
Tycho Bro-he VS Bro-hannes Kepler.
FINISH HIM!
Brohannes wins.
Bro-ality.
(Leo's inb4 is invalid)
Uhhh, this is probably entirely off-topic (As if Halolz actually ever had a topic to derail from), but how come I reached 100+ points in one day? This confuses me as I was under the assumption the magnificent bunch of gentlemen that make up the Halolz community are very fickle when it comes to handing out e-peen enhancement peelz.
I call hax!
…I also call for a Falcon Punch!
"Don't rape me bro! Don't rape me!"
Yeah… that's… I have no idea.
Of course there are lot of things I don't understand about ID's point system.
I just don't understand why the hell everyone on Reach takes pictures of the finishers and posts them up like they're unique. Everyone has seen them, your picture isn't somehow the pinnacle of screenshots. Same thing as when somebody takes a picture of a Rampage medal or something to prove they got it, again why would we care? Just tell people about it unless you feel you have something to prove in a video game, which is sad.
Also I was expecting a submission of one of the multiple pics taken by horny little boys over XBL of one of the female spartans butts from Reach and slapping the words "DAT ASS" on it.
That happened because you made just a few comments and one of then had a 43. My first comment gave me points enough to reach 72, but now im stuck on 7x…FOREVER!
*spy tear*
Insert a tight tanktop and a guido haircut. PERFECT!
Shawn, i really respect your work, you already posted some of the most epic images, and maybe that's why it's so easy to see that this one sux. Even if you posted only pokemon or TF2 pics, it would be ok if they were good ones (of course, someone will aways complain).
You can't make everyone happy, but posting things like that CAN make everyone doubt your sense of humor.
An answer to the age old question: Fucking Halolz, how do they work?!
You're doing it wrong
Looks like victory is in
*shades*
Reach
I feel glad that I don't get that.
Hazing, Spartan (III) style…
…nice
Imagine Halo: Reach being played by post-adoscelent men with pink polo's (collar popped), the "gangsta kiss"-face, gelled-up hair in that generic spikey style and a artificial tan that one might confuse with the after-effects of spending a night too long in Chernobyl. Also, that pose.
Don't forget to place all of the above in the "night in a bar" context.
Essentially, it'd be just the same as now except with more latent homosexuality.
You'd think halo pictures would be popular since the majority of halolz comments are from seven year olds.
Just put Wolf or Captain Falcon in the background and I guarantee this submission will get more positive feedback.
I like that font. What's it called?