Heroes in a half shellder! SQUIRTLE POWAH!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 26, 2010 · 4:30 PM
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Leonardo used Swords Dance!
It's super effective.
…How can Squirtles live for over 13 years and still be Squirtles?
Look out! It's the Shellder!
Where's my Thunderskitties?
Thunderskitties, HO!
(Also, I'm new here. Please don't eat me.)
Well, if they evolve, then they'd have to change their name.
Unless you named it Squirtle when you first got it.
So they'd be "Leonardo Squirtle", "Raphael Squirtle", "Michelangelo Squirtle", and "Donatello Squirtle"?
Press B whenever they try evolving
I call BS. Michelangelo is 12 letters.
I don't think there's enough space for that.
MichaelAngelo used SWALLOW! Foe PIZZA fainted!
He's no match for the training of Master Scyther.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Starters in a half-shell
Squirtle power!
They're the world's most fearsome battting dudes (We're really hip!)
They're starters in a half-shell and they're blue (Hey, Mega Kick!)
When the evil Shellder attacks
These Squirtle boys use Bubble Attack!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Joey taught them to be ninja teens (He has a radical rat!)
Leonardo Surfs, Donatello Double Teams (That's a fact, Ash!)
Raphael is usin' Withdraw (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo has a mighty Roar (Rawr!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
Starters in a half shell
Squirtle power!
Well holy Falcon. Now I know that the Halolz community does not take kindly to newbies posting "first", even in jest. Please forgive me, good sirs.
I'm guessing that Scizor would be Shredder?
Machamp… And the Masters of the Universe!
I am Machoke, Prince of Rock Tunnel, Defender of the Secrets of Castle Duskull. This is Meowth, my fearless friend. Fabulous, secret punches were revealed to me the day I was traded to another trainer and said: "By the Power of Duskull!"
Machamp, Machamp . . . I have the power!
Meowth became the mighty Persian and I became Machamp, the most powerful member of the humanshape egg group in the Universe! Only three others share this secret . . . Our friends Mismagius, Graveler, and Gengar. Together we defend Castle Duskull from the evil forces of Tyrannitar. . . . Machamp!
this totally makes procrastinating writing an english essay worth it.
Shawn, you should know this… Swords Dance does not deal damage, and therefore cannot be any degree of effective against the enemy.
I don't understand, I thought it was funny.
Well, how about Mchelanglo?
I did too, but apparently the people who -11'd me didn't.
NOM!
I'm surprised.
not cause someone put this up but,
it was not put up sooner
Leonardo used Fury Cutter!
It's Super Effective!
Enemy Shredderbii fainted!
Ficksed.
Before you join this community you may want to think about it a little longer…
If you join, eventually you will get your childhood destroyed, you will be attacked by -1 Trolls, somehow you will manage to get Noped.gif by someone, and worse of all…someday you might enter halolz just to see something like…COURAGE KRATOS!
Hell, my head wasn't even upside down before i dared to enter this site…
Oh thats just the power of halolz. You'll get to seeing more disturbed shit when you become part of more stuff in halolz. WARNING: Beware of Draco.
I'm not as bad as people think Paulrus is… >.>
I remember when I watched this show as a little kid. Of couse I was still so young and still sucking milk out of my mothers bewbs.
SING IT WITH ME EVERYONE.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles. :V
let the gay overtones Commence!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Worst of all
The paulrus jokes are over with. Allow me to explain.
"Okay. Listen.
I think you people have built up this myth that I am the most disturbing person here. Not true. All I did was make the Lesbian Mudkips caption. It was just softcore furry porn for fucks sake; i've seen/fapped to worse. Really, that's all i've done: give you guys softcore fanporn. I formerly was the king of disturbing crab here, then Soapdish came along with those 9/11 pics and changed everything. I was dethoned, but you guys still said I was the most disturbed. I am disturbed, but not as much as you think.
Now this thread has introduced us to brain worms and holes in the fingers. It's pretty clear that i'm not who you perceived that I am. I'm actually tired of people thinking that because of two attractive Mudkips that I have to always top myself or bug the fuck out you. In the comments for "Law Abiding Engineer" I made a comment that suggested that I was pretty blown away by its quality and hurt my self-esteem, making a suicide joke. Blue Cameleon agreed.
Daifuku, however, said this:
"Good. the internet needs a Paulrus to disturb us with anthro mudchicks and other furries.
…
wait…"
He meant no harm, i'm sure, but it struck a nerve. I really want to make shit like that. I don't want to make a career out of posting pictures of furry porn I found one afternoon with stupid memes captioned on them. I want to go into video and animation. I downloaded Maya because of that video and I want to make something in the same vein. You see, i've been told by teachers and peers about how much potential I have in video and animation: which is one of my fields of study. I want to be known for the animations I make and the other bits of art I do: for example, that Beatles-TF2 pic I made.
Now look. I like to freak people out, and the reaction I got from the lesbian Mudkips were priceless. I'm proud of that accomplishment and how It has put me into a website's culture. I even want to draw them more, regardless if it freaks people out or makes them hard. I just don't want that to be the one thing I'm known for.
I'm not the king of disturbia. If anything, it's a trivial title anyway. It's fun to do but, again, that's not the only thing I want to be known for."
So yeah. There over with.
They'd be the Super Squirtle Bros.!
MILTANK-ABUNGA!
Leo used Taunt!
Shawn's Leonardo can't use Swords Dance after the Taunt!
…-69 E-Peen exactly.
Quick, what is the opposite of a tophat and monocle?!
[5:55:58 PM] Alpar: Nanon
[5:56:06 PM] Alpar: Draco said that he's not as bad as people THINK Paulrus is.
[5:56:13 PM] Alpar: He didn't say he's as bad as Paulrus -.-
[5:56:44 PM] Not_anon: Oh
[5:56:49 PM] Not_anon: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Now you can't undo it.
On the forums just yesterday:
*I see this submission idea*
"Geez Shawn, why don't you ever post stuff like this anymore?"
*I see this submitted in today*
"Right on the spot, Shawn."
A fedora and a suit.
Alpar used Helping Hand!
…But it failed!
RNG Goddess used DERAIL!
It's Super Effective!
Alpar "fainted"!
Damn you Alpar. What are you, Gary Oak.
Look on the bright side:
You already have 69 e-peen! xD
I cannot OHKO a Golem with a Nidoking's tackle, get ten gym badges from one region, or own a team of cheerleaders.
The first two would be quite nice though.
Damn it! Sorry, english is my third language.
And Raticate would be Splinter
You can expect the movie to be in theaters around Christmas.
Or a headcrab.
no to much class.
aviators and a backwards baseball cap
Mikey then, or for simplicity, Party Dude!
They got their ninja powers from falling into a massive pile of Everstones.
What's this? Drama posts in my Halolz?
In the manga it does damage. A Pokemon used it to stab Charizard for christ's sake, with SPINNING SWORDS.
I like Squirtles!
OMNOMNOMNOM SANDVICH!
I'll go with the headcrab.
done. NOW CAN YOU +1 ME?
Now is this before or after the Squirtle Squad?
What manga would that be?
This is an inaccurate depiction of teens. There's no emo music, melodramatic overreactions due to hormone growth, or loud, obnoxious rap music despite the fact that none of these teens are black!
My life sucks even though I live in the suburbs and have no real problems!
that's just silly
shawn used thunder armor!
Wow! They combined two gay things to try and be cool! Awesome!!
Haha, im beating you!!
Looking at recent posts, he really is starting to look at the forums.
At last, no more courageous greek gods…
Pizza-shaped everstone. Problem solved.
So do these guys like pizza???
The same manga that had a Scyther cut in half an Arbok (sadly no, I am NOT kidding)
Maybe they we're trained by bug catchers (lv 40 caterpies FTW!)
Are… are you assuming I'd eat you simply because I'm a Dodongo? Simply because I am evil and dine on the flesh of the living?! THE NERVE.
Oh, and by the way, Desukan would be Mumm-Ra.
There is a rule. First gets -1. Sorry you didn't hear.
Well, in fairness, you're trying.
The only manga I remember with anything like that is Pokemon Special/Adventures, and I believe that Arbok was cut by a Charmeleon?
Really I could try to come up with a joke, but do you REALLY want me to? (nonwithstanding I'm in California and I'd be thinking through a heat wave.)
Just go forth and have brentalfloss compose a song to those lyrics.
They're squirtles… with an origin story involving ninjas! Game of the Year!
Your parents are two gay things that combined to try and be cool. That's how you were made.
Don't forget the Rhydon and Lopunny Samurai!!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Wartortles doesn't seem to have that "ring" to it…
…and Lemonade.
Squirtle used Growl
*Squirtle:* "Cowabunga"
Want me to take you to the Center? It'll cost you one lemonade though.
I know that, godammit. I was trying to make fun of people who say first while setting up a potential street fighter comment chain:
Firs- Hadouken'd
Seco-Yoga Fire'd
And so on. Apparently you guys are so blinded by your hatred of firsts that you can't even tell when someone is joking. Yeah it sucked but at least i tried. I didn't need to get -11 for it.
It's their night job.
But I was gonna eat them…
You're only gonna kill yourself. There's no bathrooms.
I see who you did there. Er, what, rather.
*cough*
That hasn't stopped Red on top of Mt. Silver.
Damn! A better troll than me! DX
MichaelAngelo used SKATEBOARD! It's SUPER AWESOME!
tl;dr
Why do i get the feeling that Shawn waited to post this until he came up with the perfect pokepun? Because this is the perfect pokepun, even if swords dance doesn't deal damage in the games.
I guess it's good to know newcomers are treated to a grand show of drama.
I think'll live through the disturbing things I might see here, because…Once upon a time, a different time, I often browsed through a place known as "SomethingAwful".
Neither does Teenage Mutant Ninja Blastoises…
Oh come on, don't have a co…err… Miltank man! It was good!
Um if he shows "TITS" then he gets to stay? I'd recommend a change of thought on that one.
Shit is 'something awful'. What you are reffering to, is a place of no gods, a place where the most sick and disgusting ideas and images come from.
I am of course reffering to…
Google.
Well, they don't HAVE to be his tits (which I'm sure EVERYBODY does NOT want to see), but they can be like, his hypothetical girlfriend's tits. If he were to ever have one.
Rule #34 the one TRUE double edged sword…
Also, Not_anon, you are about to be hit by my GRAMMAR BALL
You said:
"Damn you Alpar. What are you, Gary Oak."
You should've used a "?" mark at the end of your sentence.
No matter where you go, there will always be a troll better than you.
Even THAT might be an idea not worth venturing into…
LESBIAN MUDKIPS FOR EVERYONE!
How DARE you have your own opinion!
Samurai Pizza Caterpies?
He…he…he…Chicks dig guys that "EAT OUT".
Eh, WYNAUT?
v(^w^)v
http:// ]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANqwgljF_PMVbM:http://www.fantasykat.com/ch/Images/sq/squirtle2.jpg&t=1
No Squirtle Squad jokes? wat
(I can't figure out how to put in picture herp derp.)
The game.
Too awesome for words…
Oh look a troll. I wish I had my own personal troll. :D D:
And Rhydon is Rocksteady.
hopefully they won't have to face any electric opponents
A humorous rewriting of theme song lyrics is always welcome on Halolz.
Foe PIZZA is all out of edible slices! PIZZA whited out!
It's like my favourite episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles. :D
You watch it for the super-cute weapon-wielding amphomorphic creature action, wrapped in just-barely tolerated drama.
At first I was like :D
But then I srs'd
…and wanted to revoke my +1
Such things shall not be tolerated on Halolz!
WE ARE THE NERD. PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED.
Just before their Dai-Squirtle Brigade shift
…How Pikachu be around for 13 seasons and still lose every other battle?
After cooking them first of course.
Because Ash is an idiot and won't train Pikachu's EVs.
And that leaves…
Swinub as Bebop?
Mr. Mime as Casey Jones?
Tangela as Krang?
dammit
On the contrary, he clearly hasn't taken any notice of the large amounts of unnecessary attack EVs from Ekans and defense EVs from Koffing that he's been stupidly pumping into his Pikachu. What a fool.
A what-stone?
It looks like it's going to be…
*sunglasses*
..a shell of a time
YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Stone Luigi?
Smith: "The purpose of life is to lose, Mr. Anderson"
Hooray for '80's and '90's references!
Even though I wasn't around when the series premiered, it is still one of my favorite childhood series (having being exposed to its reruns in the '90's) and the amazing live-action movie. First was the best. TMNT was decent. I even remember the frustration of not being able to get the original TMNT game for the NES to work. I even had a Raphael-shaped football! And I was a fan of Pokemon ever since the 8-bit days of Red and Blue, and I think that up to season 3 of the original anime was the best. Kudos, BAM and Caelun_Niveus, for managing to bring a nostalgic smile to my face and making my day a little better. Kudos.
Really hate to do this, but…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*battling. There are three T's instead of two T's and an L.
… Impressive.
Edit button was broken + no-one noticed so far = DOOOOOOOOUBLEE DEUCE
Unless it was supplied by a Red Pikachu.
Or he could just show us Samus' tits. Everyone wants to see that. :)
I have a life, your argument is invalid!
SQUIRTLE USED 90'S SLANG!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
same here!
I was thinking Delcattys but that works I guess…
Alpar, I am disappoint.
Now go into the corner with CDiGanon's Miltank and think about what you haz done.
It's a football!
It's even official size!
+1 for you if you get it.
But her hair is so nice…
Why would I let go of it?
*headshot*
Huh, both are milk flavored…HEY ALPAR!!! Do these cheerleaders & miltanks come in other flavors? I was sort of hoping for Strawberry, but all I get is White or Chocolate…
No, you don't. Don't you remember Yu-gi-oh Abridged episode 48?
What's this? A threatening letter?
No, worse! The bill!
OR YELLOWDUCKY
thats right I fukin went there
Aww Yeah!! I'm Hated!!!! This is the greatest day of my life ;D
actually I did. But I dumped her because she liked pokemon and house. pokemon and house fuckin suck…