TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SQUIRTLES

Heroes in a half shellder! SQUIRTLE POWAH!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 26, 2010 · 4:30 PM 
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Artistic, Best Friends 4-Eva, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Nintendo, Pokémon, Strike A Pose, Superheroes/Supervillains, Teamwork

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144 Responses to “TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SQUIRTLES”

  1. Shawn Handyside on September 26th, 2010 4:33 pm

    Leonardo used Swords Dance!

    It's super effective.

  2. HadouKirby on September 26th, 2010 4:34 pm

    …How can Squirtles live for over 13 years and still be Squirtles?

  3. Shatman on September 26th, 2010 4:38 pm

    Look out! It's the Shellder!

  4. Mythrrinthael on September 26th, 2010 4:39 pm

    Where's my Thunderskitties?

    Thunderskitties, HO!

    (Also, I'm new here. Please don't eat me.)

  5. tveye on September 26th, 2010 4:49 pm

    I call BS. Michelangelo is 12 letters.

  6. Sir_Nox on September 26th, 2010 4:50 pm

    MichaelAngelo used SWALLOW! Foe PIZZA fainted!

  7. spikkle on September 26th, 2010 4:53 pm

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
    Starters in a half-shell
    Squirtle power!

    They're the world's most fearsome battting dudes (We're really hip!)
    They're starters in a half-shell and they're blue (Hey, Mega Kick!)
    When the evil Shellder attacks
    These Squirtle boys use Bubble Attack!

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles

    Joey taught them to be ninja teens (He has a radical rat!)
    Leonardo Surfs, Donatello Double Teams (That's a fact, Ash!)
    Raphael is usin' Withdraw (Gimme a break!)
    Michaelangelo has a mighty Roar (Rawr!)

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
    Starters in a half shell
    Squirtle power!

  8. 400_Babies on September 26th, 2010 5:00 pm

    Well holy Falcon. Now I know that the Halolz community does not take kindly to newbies posting "first", even in jest. Please forgive me, good sirs.

  9. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 26th, 2010 5:04 pm

    I'm guessing that Scizor would be Shredder?

  10. astrophe on September 26th, 2010 5:11 pm

    this totally makes procrastinating writing an english essay worth it.

  11. HeavyDDR99 on September 26th, 2010 5:26 pm

    I'm surprised.
    not cause someone put this up but,
    it was not put up sooner

  12. Not_anon on September 26th, 2010 5:41 pm

    I remember when I watched this show as a little kid. Of couse I was still so young and still sucking milk out of my mothers bewbs.

    SING IT WITH ME EVERYONE.

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles. :V

  13. AuraMaster on September 26th, 2010 5:51 pm

    MILTANK-ABUNGA!

  14. Alpar on September 26th, 2010 5:58 pm

    On the forums just yesterday:

    *I see this submission idea*
    "Geez Shawn, why don't you ever post stuff like this anymore?"

    *I see this submitted in today*
    "Right on the spot, Shawn."

  15. KamikazeGible on September 26th, 2010 6:19 pm

    You can expect the movie to be in theaters around Christmas.

  16. sims796 on September 26th, 2010 7:10 pm

    I like Squirtles!

  17. 400_Babies on September 26th, 2010 7:24 pm

    I'll go with the headcrab.

  18. Axel_X on September 26th, 2010 7:38 pm

    Now is this before or after the Squirtle Squad?

  19. meinmattias on September 26th, 2010 7:52 pm

    This is an inaccurate depiction of teens. There's no emo music, melodramatic overreactions due to hormone growth, or loud, obnoxious rap music despite the fact that none of these teens are black!

    My life sucks even though I live in the suburbs and have no real problems!

  20. tmotom on September 26th, 2010 8:21 pm

    Wow! They combined two gay things to try and be cool! Awesome!!

  21. Spartan_Laser on September 26th, 2010 8:45 pm

    So do these guys like pizza???

  22. DM1293 on September 26th, 2010 9:43 pm

    They're squirtles… with an origin story involving ninjas! Game of the Year!

  23. Spartan_Laser on September 26th, 2010 10:28 pm

    Squirtle used Growl
    *Squirtle:* "Cowabunga"

  24. Alpar on September 27th, 2010 12:01 am

    But I was gonna eat them…

  25. Vosur on September 27th, 2010 4:56 am

    Um if he shows "TITS" then he gets to stay? I'd recommend a change of thought on that one.

  26. Marzen on September 27th, 2010 6:56 am

    Samurai Pizza Caterpies?

  27. Fatehehhhh on September 27th, 2010 8:13 am

    http:// ]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANqwgljF_PMVbM:http://www.fantasykat.com/ch/Images/sq/squirtle2.jpg&t=1
    No Squirtle Squad jokes? wat
    (I can't figure out how to put in picture herp derp.)

  28. Dudewin on September 27th, 2010 8:52 am

    Too awesome for words…

  29. Dimomarg on September 27th, 2010 9:35 am

    hopefully they won't have to face any electric opponents

  30. Alpar on September 27th, 2010 11:53 am

    After cooking them first of course.

  31. Rocker23220 on September 27th, 2010 1:48 pm

    It looks like it's going to be…

    *sunglasses*

    ..a shell of a time

    YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. uzumakiclan43 on September 27th, 2010 7:00 pm

    Hooray for '80's and '90's references!

    Even though I wasn't around when the series premiered, it is still one of my favorite childhood series (having being exposed to its reruns in the '90's) and the amazing live-action movie. First was the best. TMNT was decent. I even remember the frustration of not being able to get the original TMNT game for the NES to work. I even had a Raphael-shaped football! And I was a fan of Pokemon ever since the 8-bit days of Red and Blue, and I think that up to season 3 of the original anime was the best. Kudos, BAM and Caelun_Niveus, for managing to bring a nostalgic smile to my face and making my day a little better. Kudos.

  33. TheRealLanthus on September 28th, 2010 12:14 pm

    SQUIRTLE USED 90'S SLANG!
    IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  34. Miles on September 29th, 2010 9:04 am

    But her hair is so nice…
    Why would I let go of it?
    *headshot*

  35. uzumakiclan43 on September 29th, 2010 10:16 pm

    What's this? A threatening letter?
    No, worse! The bill!

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