Mmm! So filling!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 26, 2010 · 12:40 AM
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Firs- Hadouken'd
RED Heavy in the Base! Protect the Sandvich!
The package says NO mayo. This is utter blasphemy and I will not stand for it!
wait, the original sandvich had mayo? I didn't know that.
-Hired spokes person-
Heavy: Don't run! Its… Seasons Just Ham! Just add Mayo and you have you too can have your own sandvich! So irresistible you'd stop what you're doing to eat it. NOM NOM NOM
Director: CUT! For the last time Heavy, its SANDWICH not sandvich, RETAKE!
Heavy: *grin*
Mmmm. Delicious Health
We need to protect the Sandvich!
So, as the jury can see, this sandwich is within the full confines of the law and is innocent.
Why?
Well..
it is JUST ham.
/terrible joke
I don’t know ’bout you, but I don’t eat anything that expired two days ago.
MOIST AND DELICIOUS!
Sandwich hunting season!
I don't know about any of you, but I don't eat anything that is two days past it's expiration date.
It appears I have reached 69 epeen.
You may plead insanity, but everyone in this court knows this is impossible for your client. After all, he -is- CURED ham!
Later that evening, Heavy Weapons Guy filed a lawsuit against the company, calling them racist against Russian Accents.
OBJECTION. It may just be ham…but new evidence has come to light that is infact…SMOKED HAM.
It didn't; but this sandvich lacks cheese as well. THATS blasphemey!
Why do I hear ChoZo's voice when I read this, followed by "Medic! MEDIC!! FUCKING MEDIC!!"?
Anyone care to explain the joke to me?
Umm…"DON'T RUN! DOOOON'T RUUUUN!!!"
DON'T RUN IT'S… EXPIRED!
Is this Hoovy so happy, because he's going to eat them, or put in his pants?
No replies or +1s? Allow me to help.
lol 69
But the important part is the baloney; perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards.
If those Hadoukens count as -1s, then yes, you got Hadouken'd.
Don't run, it's Seasons Just Ham?
The game. That is all.
I know this has little to do with the picture, and I would be posting a joke along with this, but I really dont get the joke. I massively surpassed 69 a while back, and never did get a top hat for my troubles, mostly because I dont have photoshop, and am not skilled enough to work with MS paint. I would appreciate a picture of the monty python killer bunny with the 69 gear, if someone would be kind enough to supply that I will give them +1s on every comment of theirs for the next week
YEAH I GOT RAPE BANNER!
Perfect fuel for killing tiny coward who did not put on Dijon!
Oh, baloney to you!
YEAH!!! Don't deny the power of cheese!!! IT'S ALWAYS GUDDA!!!
That's baloney!!!
I'm more concerned about the dead guy next to the sandvich
I HAVE NATASKA!
Later that year, Heavy Weapons Guy won the lawsuit, the company was forced to pay for their racists acts by making seminars for all the employees as well as giving Heavy Weapons Guy the sum of 400,000 sanviches per minute.
--Monty Python's Flying-- Oh.
HAM HAM HAM HAM
HAM HAM HAM HAM
…For 12 years.
The lesson of the day. DON'T TELL HEAVY HOW TO SAY SANDWICH THE RIGHT WAY.
Try to ask T-C-C. It's what people do. :UV
Also give everyone +1's. We get many trolls around here nowadays so we need everyone to survive the trollage. Unless you make a fail comment, Say first, Or are colonel obvious, Then you get -1ed for good reasons.
When the Heavy has the Sandvich out, he sometimes yells, "DON'T RUN! IT'S JUST HAM!"
What were you expecting, it did say 'Just' Ham
You're gouda, but I'm cheddar.
I NEED TWO FUCKING MEDICS ON ME AT ALL TIMES!
No CSI? I am disappoint.
ITS NOT STRAWBERRY, ITS RAWBERRY!
Sandwich, eat it. EAT IT!!
It's not wise to upset a Heavy. That's cause scouts don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose.
"Let the Heavy win"
It even comes with an unfoldable plate to share with your battle-weary Medic.
WRAPPED IN BREAD!!! That ham is a sp--*SHANKED*
Gentlemen
THAT HAM IS A SPAM!
Apparently he DIDN'T run…
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It's not a pun. CSI meme isn't called for.
LIES. I totally see bread in there.
Also, as soon as the Heavy touches it, Falco is going to come out of nowhere and yell, "Hands off my bread!"
I think we can put our differences behind us. For sandvitch. You muenster.
I'm bleu, da ba dee da ba die…
Looks like 400_Babies's comment…
*shades*
Hadou-can't.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
…
Wow, that was bad.
Oh god, dirty mind.
Nope.avi
Both.
Twice.
I just cannot deny the bad pun that is "Hadou-can't".
Oh well, +1.
since when do engineers have lemon-scented ovens?
User with -69 e-peen… is that a record?
Hardly.
OBJECTION!
this evidence that I got from the source of where the sandwich was produced
*bleep bloop*
TAKE THAT!
*shows test results*
But this ham was made from…THE VIC--
*SHOT TO THE HEAD*
I was trying to say the heavy was saying Sandvich on purpose, so he can eat another sandwich. hinse the "grin"
but that works too
I shall not run. For I have a spam Sandvich!
Uh huh huh, you said "hard".
i'll fetch sasha
Jesus that's… let's see, there are 1440 minutes in a day… which makes roughly 525600 minutes in a year.. that times 12 is… 6307200 minutes in 12 years, times 400000 is… about 2522880000000 sandviches! :O
Yo, a little Mayo here?
There are no dirty minds, just dirty thoughts.
Lady gaga parody yet?
Lots and lots of OM NOM NOM!
Mmmmm! Sandvic-
*backstab*
That friggin' sandwich is a spy!
Looks like that sandvich
*shades*
Is just ham
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
CDiGanon…..
MILTANK USED STOMP!!!!!!!
He doesn't say "It's Seasons?" Damn.
Also, Who is that girl in your image, Leo?