Oh sure Montezuma can be a dick sometimes… but he’s actually got nothing on Ghandi! That mother fucker will launch nukes at you for just about nothing.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 25, 2010 · 3:59 PM 
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62 Responses to “[VIDEO] What if CIVILIZATION had lyrics?”

  1. AuraMaster on September 25th, 2010 4:09 pm

    Nothing says world peace like a hydrogen bomb evaporating your enemies in a matter of seconds.

  2. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 25th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Wait…Jewish Nazis?


  3. Leo E. on September 25th, 2010 4:14 pm

    Lawl, King Brenticus.

  4. Acrazymonke on September 25th, 2010 4:33 pm

    Just don't kill Montezuma or he will have his revenge.

  5. Coodoo on September 25th, 2010 4:45 pm

    I just… HATE Brentalfloss, I really don't know why. I don't hate his videos, I just hate… HIM. Anyone else on the same boat?

  6. Mr Plen on September 25th, 2010 4:48 pm

    Personally, I prefer the stylings of Duane & Brand-O over Brentalfloss. They're much catchier if you ask me.

  7. dapaperboy on September 25th, 2010 4:55 pm

    I'm surprised that Tokugawa didn't get mentioned. He's always getting his ass kicked from wars that he started.

  8. HeavyDDR99 on September 25th, 2010 5:11 pm

    Duane and Brando seem better to me

  9. TheAceOfSkulls on September 25th, 2010 6:25 pm

    Has Civilization allowed you to develop bioweapons under occupied police stations/hospitals/schools yet? I want realism in my society based games.

    … Of course that doesn't imply that I or anyone related to me has created zombies/monsters/evil bunnies under said buildings. I just… er… heard about it on the news. It was done by… by the BSAA! Those bastards, always endangering you and your families, right?

  10. Sir_Nox on September 25th, 2010 6:51 pm

    I'm glad I'm not a man of high power, knowing me I'd probably have the world overrun by zombies before lunch.

  11. Nick Soapdish on September 25th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Your fighter jet goes to attack a city belonging to a group that's still in the stone age.
    It is defeated by a native with a spear.

  12. Barry Allen on September 25th, 2010 9:04 pm

    +1 this if you also think Brental Floss deserves his own tag!

  13. MrRaccoon on September 25th, 2010 9:04 pm

    You're just mad because Moctezuma (real name) speared your ass

  14. Miketuu on September 25th, 2010 10:28 pm

    I have a strange urge to play a civ game, I can see it now…….

    15 minutes in…..
    The King….. suddenly died somehow!

  15. dope92 on September 25th, 2010 10:30 pm


    i suck at sim city.

    imagine me on civ.

  16. brentalfloss on September 26th, 2010 12:23 am

    Thanks to Halolz and the Halolz community for your continued support!
    p.s. @TCC: yeah, I couldn't listen to me all day either.

  17. Shatman on September 26th, 2010 1:11 am

    I, Moctezuma, demand you give us the secrets of Nuclear Fusion in exchange for pottery, or else we will declare war!

    But, we already-


  18. Marzen on September 26th, 2010 9:36 am

    I'd say some joke for this, but frankly all I can say is…

    Civilization is the shit. One of the best series ever <3

  19. truegentleman on September 26th, 2010 6:13 pm

    I think you all know who I like to play as!

    ..Cathrine the Great.

  20. tstriker1 on September 27th, 2010 7:41 am

    I laughed…. nothing new there…. but the thing is that Jewish Nazi joke is, though not racist or prejudice (I think…), it is highly offensive to Jewish people, being the victims of the holocaust.
    I'm not Jewish, nor am I trying to troll, I'm just putting something out

  21. Shatman on September 27th, 2010 9:27 am

    With mods, that sort of thing is possible.

  22. Boxesofboxes on October 1st, 2010 5:07 pm

    Civ did have lyrics, the civilizational song is called baba yetu, the lords prayer.

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