Oh sure Montezuma can be a dick sometimes… but he’s actually got nothing on Ghandi! That mother fucker will launch nukes at you for just about nothing.
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Nothing says world peace like a hydrogen bomb evaporating your enemies in a matter of seconds.
Wait…Jewish Nazis?
Does…not…compute…..
Lawl, King Brenticus.
Just don't kill Montezuma or he will have his revenge.
I just… HATE Brentalfloss, I really don't know why. I don't hate his videos, I just hate… HIM. Anyone else on the same boat?
Personally, I prefer the stylings of Duane & Brand-O over Brentalfloss. They're much catchier if you ask me.
Nope.
I'm surprised that Tokugawa didn't get mentioned. He's always getting his ass kicked from wars that he started.
Oh dear…This can't be happy.
Duane and Brando seem better to me
I don't hate him, I just don't like his versions and don't understand why everyone loves him.
I would enjoy the music if the lyrics related to video games only, instead of random comedy. Sort of like Duane & Brando.
Also, 50 e-peen in like 4 days. Thanks, guys. <3
But yeah in other words haters gonna hate.
If his brain explodes, does he come back as the Grammar Nazi Ghost's Ghost?
At least BrentalFloss is still together (though there have been reports of his left hand not getting along so well with his right kneecap).
…How could you hate him? He's exceedingly nice, funny, and an all-around great guy.
Zing.
Has Civilization allowed you to develop bioweapons under occupied police stations/hospitals/schools yet? I want realism in my society based games.
… Of course that doesn't imply that I or anyone related to me has created zombies/monsters/evil bunnies under said buildings. I just… er… heard about it on the news. It was done by… by the BSAA! Those bastards, always endangering you and your families, right?
I'm glad I'm not a man of high power, knowing me I'd probably have the world overrun by zombies before lunch.
But..but…you're a companion cube!
Your fighter jet goes to attack a city belonging to a group that's still in the stone age.
It is defeated by a native with a spear.
His revenge…ON YOUR COLON!
It's funny because it's true
Just don't drink the water!
+1 this if you also think Brental Floss deserves his own tag!
You're just mad because Moctezuma (real name) speared your ass
protip: dont underestimate the pikeman.
Nope.avi
I'm not into rap, but I couldn't listen to Brentalfloss all day either… to each his own I guess…
admittedly they are catchier, but I'm not into rap myself. to each his own. :/
peace is nobody trying to fuck with your shit.
I think an H-bomb brings that about quite nicely.
I don't know, look at the Cold War.
I have a strange urge to play a civ game, I can see it now…….
15 minutes in…..
The King….. suddenly died somehow!
(applause&cheers)
dude.
i suck at sim city.
imagine me on civ.
You sound like a typical YouTube commenter.
Relevant: http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/montezum…
Grammar Nazi, we don't wanna have to clean up your ectoplasmic messes again..
E-Peen will be harder to obtain as time passes by…you'll see.
Quick! give him bad grammar to correct!!!
oh…. i just did
Oh no! He's going to take our leather pants?
Thanks to Halolz and the Halolz community for your continued support!
p.s. @TCC: yeah, I couldn't listen to me all day either.
Especially not when you have rocket launchers, miniguns, and a 300 foot height advantage.
I, Moctezuma, demand you give us the secrets of Nuclear Fusion in exchange for pottery, or else we will declare war!
But, we already-
WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
I will never stab you or talk about you behind your back, but they never said anything about causing a zombie apocalypse.
Plus, It resets every 3 days… or is that just me?
Wait, what? What resets, damnit?
This is not how epeen works!
I'd say some joke for this, but frankly all I can say is…
Civilization is the shit. One of the best series ever <3
"FROM YOUR MOTHER'S GAPING BABY HOLE"
Yep pretty nice :3
Ghandi is the master of peace in that case :3
Thank YOU for using a pic I submitted here in Contra with Lyrics
Brentalfloss does deserve his own tag, but you shall get no +1 from me.
You have -1'd for cheating the e-peen system.
I think you all know who I like to play as!
..Cathrine the Great.
You can always use the F-bomb instead if they start getting on your nerves
"Fuck you!
Fuck you, you fuck!
Fuck you, you fuck! Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with!?
Chunk out of a fuckass?
Fuck you!
Who the fuck do you think you're fucing with me!?
Don't fuck with me! I'll fuck over you!
You fuck with me and you get fucked, you fuck!
Don't fuck with me! I'm the fucker!
Don't fuck with the fucker!"
What makes it even better though, is that he tried pulling this on me when I had eight tank battalions and he had exactly two spearmen.
I laughed…. nothing new there…. but the thing is that Jewish Nazi joke is, though not racist or prejudice (I think…), it is highly offensive to Jewish people, being the victims of the holocaust.
I'm not Jewish, nor am I trying to troll, I'm just putting something out
With mods, that sort of thing is possible.
he still puts alot of work into his songs
and they are out together well
(reference to Majora's Mask)
A least e-peen doesn't smash into the planet with a really angry face. :P
… Why didn't I think about that? Thanks for the info
Civ did have lyrics, the civilizational song is called baba yetu, the lords prayer.