Oh sure Montezuma can be a dick sometimes… but he’s actually got nothing on Ghandi! That mother fucker will launch nukes at you for just about nothing.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 25, 2010 · 3:59 PM 
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62 Responses to “[VIDEO] What if CIVILIZATION had lyrics?”

  1. AuraMaster on September 25th, 2010 4:09 pm

    Nothing says world peace like a hydrogen bomb evaporating your enemies in a matter of seconds.

  2. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 25th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Wait…Jewish Nazis?

    Does…not…compute…..

  3. Leo E. on September 25th, 2010 4:14 pm

    Lawl, King Brenticus.

  4. Acrazymonke on September 25th, 2010 4:33 pm

    Just don't kill Montezuma or he will have his revenge.

  5. Coodoo on September 25th, 2010 4:45 pm

    I just… HATE Brentalfloss, I really don't know why. I don't hate his videos, I just hate… HIM. Anyone else on the same boat?

  6. Mr Plen on September 25th, 2010 4:48 pm

    Personally, I prefer the stylings of Duane & Brand-O over Brentalfloss. They're much catchier if you ask me.

  7. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 25th, 2010 4:51 pm

    Nope.

  8. dapaperboy on September 25th, 2010 4:55 pm

    I'm surprised that Tokugawa didn't get mentioned. He's always getting his ass kicked from wars that he started.

  9. Xyxoz on September 25th, 2010 5:01 pm

    Oh dear…This can't be happy.

  10. HeavyDDR99 on September 25th, 2010 5:11 pm

    Duane and Brando seem better to me

  11. Roflcopter419 on September 25th, 2010 5:23 pm

    I don't hate him, I just don't like his versions and don't understand why everyone loves him.

  12. XPengooX64 on September 25th, 2010 5:26 pm

    I would enjoy the music if the lyrics related to video games only, instead of random comedy. Sort of like Duane & Brando.

    Also, 50 e-peen in like 4 days. Thanks, guys. <3

  13. Not_anon on September 25th, 2010 5:38 pm

    But yeah in other words haters gonna hate.

  14. TheAceOfSkulls on September 25th, 2010 6:19 pm

    If his brain explodes, does he come back as the Grammar Nazi Ghost's Ghost?

  15. TheAceOfSkulls on September 25th, 2010 6:20 pm

    At least BrentalFloss is still together (though there have been reports of his left hand not getting along so well with his right kneecap).

  16. Leo E. on September 25th, 2010 6:23 pm

    …How could you hate him? He's exceedingly nice, funny, and an all-around great guy.

  17. Leo E. on September 25th, 2010 6:23 pm

    Zing.

  18. TheAceOfSkulls on September 25th, 2010 6:25 pm

    Has Civilization allowed you to develop bioweapons under occupied police stations/hospitals/schools yet? I want realism in my society based games.

    … Of course that doesn't imply that I or anyone related to me has created zombies/monsters/evil bunnies under said buildings. I just… er… heard about it on the news. It was done by… by the BSAA! Those bastards, always endangering you and your families, right?

  19. Sir_Nox on September 25th, 2010 6:51 pm

    I'm glad I'm not a man of high power, knowing me I'd probably have the world overrun by zombies before lunch.

  20. DrRickRollins on September 25th, 2010 6:56 pm

    But..but…you're a companion cube!

  21. Nick Soapdish on September 25th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Your fighter jet goes to attack a city belonging to a group that's still in the stone age.
    It is defeated by a native with a spear.

  22. smashpro1 on September 25th, 2010 8:27 pm

    His revenge…ON YOUR COLON!

  23. MrRaccoon on September 25th, 2010 9:00 pm

    It's funny because it's true

  24. Barry Allen on September 25th, 2010 9:03 pm

    Just don't drink the water!

  25. Barry Allen on September 25th, 2010 9:04 pm

    +1 this if you also think Brental Floss deserves his own tag!

  26. MrRaccoon on September 25th, 2010 9:04 pm

    You're just mad because Moctezuma (real name) speared your ass

  27. DrRickRollins on September 25th, 2010 9:08 pm

    protip: dont underestimate the pikeman.

  28. TCC on September 25th, 2010 9:25 pm

    Nope.avi

  29. TCC on September 25th, 2010 9:26 pm

    I'm not into rap, but I couldn't listen to Brentalfloss all day either… to each his own I guess…

  30. TCC on September 25th, 2010 9:27 pm

    admittedly they are catchier, but I'm not into rap myself. to each his own. :/

  31. TCC on September 25th, 2010 9:27 pm

    peace is nobody trying to fuck with your shit.

    I think an H-bomb brings that about quite nicely.

  32. smashpro1 on September 25th, 2010 10:07 pm

    I don't know, look at the Cold War.

  33. Miketuu on September 25th, 2010 10:28 pm

    I have a strange urge to play a civ game, I can see it now…….

    15 minutes in…..
    The King….. suddenly died somehow!
    (applause&cheers)

  34. dope92 on September 25th, 2010 10:30 pm

    dude.

    i suck at sim city.

    imagine me on civ.

  35. Mr Plen on September 25th, 2010 10:44 pm

    You sound like a typical YouTube commenter.

  36. Mr Plen on September 25th, 2010 10:46 pm
  37. Alpar on September 25th, 2010 11:04 pm

    Grammar Nazi, we don't wanna have to clean up your ectoplasmic messes again..

  38. Alpar on September 25th, 2010 11:05 pm

    E-Peen will be harder to obtain as time passes by…you'll see.

  39. pioneer1 on September 25th, 2010 11:20 pm

    Quick! give him bad grammar to correct!!!
    oh…. i just did

  40. AuraMaster on September 25th, 2010 11:24 pm

    Oh no! He's going to take our leather pants?

  41. brentalfloss on September 26th, 2010 12:23 am

    Thanks to Halolz and the Halolz community for your continued support!
    p.s. @TCC: yeah, I couldn't listen to me all day either.

  42. Shatman on September 26th, 2010 1:10 am

    Especially not when you have rocket launchers, miniguns, and a 300 foot height advantage.

  43. Shatman on September 26th, 2010 1:11 am

    I, Moctezuma, demand you give us the secrets of Nuclear Fusion in exchange for pottery, or else we will declare war!

    But, we already-

    WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!

  44. Sir_Nox on September 26th, 2010 3:02 am

    I will never stab you or talk about you behind your back, but they never said anything about causing a zombie apocalypse.

  45. Tael on September 26th, 2010 6:43 am

    Plus, It resets every 3 days… or is that just me?

  46. PewnyPL on September 26th, 2010 6:51 am

    Wait, what? What resets, damnit?

  47. PewnyPL on September 26th, 2010 7:09 am

    This is not how epeen works!

  48. Marzen on September 26th, 2010 9:36 am

    I'd say some joke for this, but frankly all I can say is…

    Civilization is the shit. One of the best series ever <3

  49. Marzen on September 26th, 2010 9:38 am

    "FROM YOUR MOTHER'S GAPING BABY HOLE"

    Yep pretty nice :3

  50. Marzen on September 26th, 2010 9:47 am

    Ghandi is the master of peace in that case :3

  51. smashpro1 on September 26th, 2010 2:24 pm

    Thank YOU for using a pic I submitted here in Contra with Lyrics

  52. Davis007 on September 26th, 2010 3:27 pm

    Brentalfloss does deserve his own tag, but you shall get no +1 from me.
    You have -1'd for cheating the e-peen system.

  53. truegentleman on September 26th, 2010 6:13 pm

    I think you all know who I like to play as!

    ..Cathrine the Great.

  54. YourPalHal on September 26th, 2010 7:02 pm

    You can always use the F-bomb instead if they start getting on your nerves

    "Fuck you!
    Fuck you, you fuck!
    Fuck you, you fuck! Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with!?
    Chunk out of a fuckass?
    Fuck you!
    Who the fuck do you think you're fucing with me!?
    Don't fuck with me! I'll fuck over you!
    You fuck with me and you get fucked, you fuck!
    Don't fuck with me! I'm the fucker!
    Don't fuck with the fucker!"

  55. Shatman on September 27th, 2010 12:09 am

    What makes it even better though, is that he tried pulling this on me when I had eight tank battalions and he had exactly two spearmen.

  56. tstriker1 on September 27th, 2010 7:41 am

    I laughed…. nothing new there…. but the thing is that Jewish Nazi joke is, though not racist or prejudice (I think…), it is highly offensive to Jewish people, being the victims of the holocaust.
    I'm not Jewish, nor am I trying to troll, I'm just putting something out

  57. Shatman on September 27th, 2010 9:27 am

    With mods, that sort of thing is possible.

  58. HeavyDDR99 on September 27th, 2010 7:12 pm

    he still puts alot of work into his songs
    and they are out together well

  59. Tael on September 27th, 2010 8:17 pm

    (reference to Majora's Mask)

  60. XPengooX64 on September 27th, 2010 9:37 pm

    A least e-peen doesn't smash into the planet with a really angry face. :P

  61. PewnyPL on September 28th, 2010 6:04 am

    … Why didn't I think about that? Thanks for the info

  62. Boxesofboxes on October 1st, 2010 5:07 pm

    Civ did have lyrics, the civilizational song is called baba yetu, the lords prayer.

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