In Pokémon Black & White the trainers are now three years older… however their level of maturity may not have increased proportionately!
By 1-kilometer, submitted by MrNaleIt
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 24, 2010 · 11:07 AM
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But are they real?
He's curious because she has hair in places that she didn't have hair before…..
…..like it's down to her shoulders now.
What a hairy situation.
That was in the forum thread right? Does that mean Shawn started looking there?
On another note, I don't know which panel is the most awkward. His social awkwardness, his awkward question, her immediate acceptance following denial, or her confusion about his true intentions.
of course not
they cant be that perfectly round without some form of "help"
What forum? I thought that was a Church.
You know I had the exact same misunderstanding when I went to the market to buy fruit.
There was a girl looking after a stall selling oranges. They looked really sweet so I said, "They look so juicy and round! Can I squeeze them?".
I couldn't believe how shocked she was.
I mean sure she was saying some shit about juice when I squeezed her breasts but I didn't think interrupting her mid-sentence was that rude.
delicious bouncy hair
I blame Herbal Essences.
Wake up boy, she wants your pokéballs!
So this is the single most awkward comic ever made.
I think NaleIt e-mailed it to him.
There's a forum?
I wonder if she also shows some interest in his Potion… I shall dissapear in darkness now.
*points to top of page*
There should be a link up there.
I have an RSS feed. I don't look there. Ever.
I thought you said this was from Pokemon Black and White… I only see white people.
If ONLY it were that easy.
Now all we need is a comic of White saying something about playing with Black's balls… his pokeballs in the same inappropriate manner as the Axe Ball Scrubber commercial.
theyre real…. and theyre fantastic
thats a quote from frank west right?
Gary was here.
Black is a loser.
I think she let him do it because she's his main squeeze.
So Pokémon is for kids…
Isn't a boob grab just a friendly nod in Japan? Why would she have a problem with it?
Herbal Essences? You should know by now that every anime character uses Loreal. Because they're worth it.
Except Cloud. He uses his own special patented Hair Cement. Because he's worth even more.
Wait, I think we already used that joke already
LOLOLOLOLOL
*cues lesbian mudkipz*
Pretty sure this is 1-kilometer's work. Looks a lot like it and I remember seeing it in their gallery… http://1-kilometer.deviantart.com/
haha pokemon is so racist now!
"it was an accident that i tripped, i swear!"
I couldn't find it… if you can find it let me know!
nope.avi
*cues girth*
DAT HAIR
Then You DID check that thread? O_o
Its not molesting someone if they don't say no.
You must become one with the motherfuckery first before you can cue your girth.
*Jarate*
Black used Vice Grip!
It's not very effective…
Female Protagonist is confused!
Now? red and yellow version were G1!
And it's not rape if you put duct tape over their mouth.
Jarate?! Now those are not metods of a gentleman!
OR if they say no twice and you cover their mouths. THEN it's simply a double negative.
And to do that you must go to the mountains of Greece and train under the almighty Oedipus. Only then can you become the master of motherfuckery.
I didn't even think shawn knew we had a forum….
I'm pretty sure he knows… I was the second registered person on the forum, guess who the first was?
And no, it wasn't Gary Motherfucking Oak.
Like padding?
… How would that work?
Nay, good sir. It is Shadow Man you must train with.
Because that guy's fucking fast.
Ignorance is bliss. Just ask Oedipus.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
I just realized how much White resembles Blue.
This comic made me realize how much she probably has in common with her now.
Taking that the forum is called "The Church of Falcon"… Was that Captain himself?
Ignore my girth, I dare you.
Right here Shawn: http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/211/3/…
Just done in a different layout.
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats what the showman said
And this is before I asked her to help me with breeding…
Wait, which one is 'Black" and which one is "White"
also…
I guess he should be in school, and not training pokemon, 'cos that is not how babies are made
Oh my god she has hair growing out of her boobs and up to her head.
lol, yeah! He needs to make sure she knows her place, right man?
The guy is "Black" and the girl is "White"
…making for all sorts of delightfully racist puns.
So? We used NOPE a billion times. Re-using a Cloud joke won't hurt.
This is the first Halolz submission to make me really laugh in a long time.
That is all. -disappears into a corner of darkness-
GIVE 'EM A TOSS, A PLANET ACROSS, THAT'S HOW VEGETA WINS
BUH-BYE!
actually, it was a yugioh abridged reference on a yugioh abridged reference.
Gary Motherfucking Oak LEAVE THIS PLACE!
Halolz is not the place for Trolls who use lvl 26 growlithes against a lvl 3 oddish.
He is right DM1293, shame on you!
*equips the flamethrower*
Now you will be marked like a gentleman should be. :D
AH-HA! Implied underage sexual innuendos! EEZ FUNNY!
about as friendly as a rocket chair
+100 to whichever weeabo gets this reference
Or…
Spoiler: catch a level 8 sparrow and teach it Fly.
Then you'll be a Motherfuckery Oak
Wow, he didn't even try to grab her there? What a wuss! He needs to show her who's boss!
I never knew you could get hair tumors.
Don't forget about the blue people! they have feelings too!
I… don't think she resembles Blue, like… at all.
Yes indeed. Church is a place where all jokes and memes (excluding courage kratos) are equal.
I don't look there either… People just talked about making one and I overheard it so I joined! I barely ever go there… IM SORRY!
Ah, Blue… one of three Pokemon girls that aren't banging Gary Oak.
…It isn't?!
IT'S NOTTA TUMOR! >:U
OOOOOOHHHH! I'm buying the black game to be not racist! I also tend to play as louis in L4D1…
Hair enlargement products have a warning label on them for a reason you know!
Smugleaf was obviously more attractive.
extensions. :I
Who said I'm a gentleman….*Rips off mask to reveal…A SCOUT. Thats right. I AM THE SON OF RED SPY.* I…am EPIC WIN SPY.
"This is Spy! Jarate makes me cry! Over!" Oh what you gonna CRY!? YOU GONNA CRY!? Freakin wusses. Are you listening? Pyros suck, Snipers suck, Engies suck, and brotha? I backstab people. I'm a dead ringer. If you were cloaked, how I was cloaked? You'd be fuckin dead. WOO!
BITCH BE TRIPPIN POKE'BALLS! :U
Ah poor female protagonist. When rivaled with monsters that can do nearly ANYTHING. Any male of whatever age can clearly choose the obvious path.
….Mass Chaos and destruction.
GO MY LEGION OF DRAGONITE HYPER BEAM ME THE TOP! -maniacle laughter-
the pokemon world is a strange and confusing one.
And not a single fu- oh wait.
Reminds me of Professor Oak
Women cant compete with pokemon. Mass chaos, or a love one, Mass chaos or a love one. The choice is waaaaay too easy
Black used Lick!
Whites Paralyzed!
Isn't it Angel Beats?
Wait… this makes me a weeabo… crap
This man is an imposter. He does not have an automatic 100p, Nor is everyone is following him, And he doesn't own the world. His girth is the only thing I can bel- ……….
Oh wait.
a rocket chair? or a rocket LAWNCHAIR?!
White: *spreads legs* Just think of it as an adventure!
SomeGuy: dude look at that chicks huuuuuuuuuuuge, hair its so big i just wanna squeeze it :D
Hope this works…
Damn, can someone help me out? I tried to post an image and it didn't go well… http://sharkrobot.com/images/medium/shirt_vgc_tri…
It bugs the crap out of me that they both look like Tennis instructors. I half expect them to just whip out the rackets and go to town on the country club court. I honestly have no idea why. I guess its just that they should wear something more fitting for all-climate excursions. Also, isn't her hair a huge inconvenience for constant travel outdoors? I mean, maybe you shouldn't sport something that takes a bottle of shampoo every shower and an hour to arrange every day (if not more). The guy also looks like a complete smug douche, I feel like forming a gang just to beat the crap out of him. Repeatedly. With an aluminum baseball bat, the kind that has that nice and satisfying bend/bump from breaking bones. I've never hated someone so much just by looking at him.
Ah Monty python reference's nice
or ask bowser
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Nope i"ve seen stuff that cant be said on this website.
Who are you?
or yell surprise first. that always works.
Gary, Gary, he's our troll!
If Gary can't flame 'em, no one can!
Well, since Isshu is a whole new region more or less based on the good ol' U.S. of A., it makes sense she would be a tad more squeamish about gropey gropes.
Oh Soapdish, you card.
I think his name was douche, or something
Man, you just created a monster!
Oh yeah, saw it before, I guess that's were I got the idea XD
Also COMIC TRANSLATION 100 E-PEEN GO
touche
so your trainer in the new game will be looking for peels?
They are so round and bouncy!!
Yup. Congratulations…
However you get your +100, there is a super fine print decimal between the 1 and the 0 though
I know a brand another anime character uses.
>.>
<.<
TIMOTEI.
Wtf?!? Why is something I posted up here weeks ago now being given credit by somebody else?
SON, I AM SOOOOO DISAPPOINT.
http://www.halolz.com/2010/08/25/hey-its-joey-my-…
Yeah. I SOOOO posted this WAAAAAY before anyone else did. Seriously…GOD DANG IT GULPIN!!!
Gary Oak! My compatriot of evil! How are you doing today?
And we're only just scratching the surface…
Like a boss.
Wanna put money on that?
I'm squeezing it.
Thanks.
Yes, in fact, I do. Gary Oak does not exist in the games, and Blue does not exist in the anime.
CHECKMATE.
Black used Charm!!!
White used Attract!!!
Black uses POUND!!! It's super effective!!!
White uses ENCORE!!!
…games on MOTORCYCLES?!?
A good point, However, you must remember he was undercover at the time and therefore must have used a fake name
Hey! Trolls are people too!…..wait…
Green?
Green > Gary Oak.
Silly Araragi, you should've had Wotter in your hands. He'd have to repick because of how ugly that thing is.
Black used Protect!
But it failed!
GG
To be fair ash is a way bigger loser then red, and misty/may/dawn are all less cool then blue. the fact that Gary comes even close to green is amazing.
Don't even get me started on Gold/Kris compared to Jimmy/Marina.
For a 10-year old, Sapphire had some good knockers too.
Damn, look at that bouncy big. I so wanna motorboat that. :P
On this note, they should really just stop the anime right now.
man, every time i try that i get tazed… what am i doing wrong!?!
Also, they killed people for no reason! They could have just MOVED. But no, they decided to murder us in cold blood.
It's why we went back and blew up the planet. Rubble floating in space is just as mineable as ore on a planet.
And my Machamps will CONTINUE to use Earthquake until you declare me leader of the nation!
Like meaningful conversations?
That means that buying white version means your a perv and a racist.
that's ridiculous… why would he choose smugleaf over the fire pig?
Wait a minute Marik, were we not partners? How dare you leave me for a wanker like him!
I'm sorry Bakura, you simply weren't evil enough for me.
There's a difference between being Evil like me and being a prick like…oh I see why you are with Gary now.
hi im a talking weavile
That or she would be used to prostitution…if she was from the city that is…
What's this?Is something epic afoot?!
DA FUCK?!? Where did you get that dashing picture of myself?!? I call shenanigans.
second!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THE 34 I RAN INTO!?!?!?! D:
Since when have the main character's slept for more than the 5 seconds required to heal their pokemon? Considering they so rarely go to bed, do you think they have to actually get ready every day?
Nah, son. http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/080428.gif
I would have done the exact same thing. Also I would have done it to Inuyasha's ears too.
Chaste Hero.
you know I should duel you two sometime… *troll face* problem?… exodia… pot of greed spam?…
big… boooooobs… *drool* :#L
you guys sicken me…
… 69 e-peen here I come.
YOU DO NOT DESURVE THAT MONICLE! *back to square one to you!*
seto-Kiba: hey… yugi do you want your grandfathers blue eyes(white dragon.)? yugi: Yes now give it here! Kiba: *CARDCRUSHER FACE.* Yugi: D:
and some times bald… oh wait.
I see what you did there…
oh! And you also get the master weeabo stamp from me… IN PERMANENT INK!!!!
… unova.
and dancing chickens?! oh wait… NVM!
IT'S GENETICS! oh wait it is a tumor… *GROSS OUT TIME!!!*
PEELS HERE!-louis from left for bed.. I MEAN DEAD! yah dead… heh.
Hm… I'm certain that I made that comment BEFORE I obtained an e-peen of 69.
AND A MONSTER HE SHALL BE!
that… was… a good shameless plug.
At a boss convention…with bosses… *any one thinking of a place full of videogame bosses?*
wow… late reply is late…
I hope you realize that 98% of us would never actually do any of this, certainly not me.
I'll be better than you someday Gary! SOMEDAAAAAAAAAAY!
IMPOSTER!!! "What's this guy think he is, an Indian? No way."
only 98% percent??
the ability of your improv jokes is amazing
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