He’s the most interesting Pokémon trainer in the world! Unfortunately his strategies are fairly obvious…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 24, 2010 · 2:04 AM
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This talk about water makes me thirsty.
I'll try and stay like that.
I don't always battle with my rival, when he's totally unprepared, his Pokemons are dying, and he's 5 meters from Pokemon Center
But when I do, he's f***in pissed.
I dont always grind a magicarp from the start of the game so he's a garados at the second gym.
But when I do, I'm the king of everything.
1…2…3…*poof* Rattata forgot Growl!
And…
Rattata learned Water Gun!
Ficksed.
I wonder if his only water attack is Dos Equis…
P.S.: If my Spanish spelling is off, then blame Obama.
"Stay fainted, my foes!"
I thought it was Pikachu….
Are you ignoring his girth!?
I don't always Catch Missingno,
But when i do, My game gets corrupt, crashes, and ultimately Tramatizes my childhood existence… Furthering my hatred for my loved ones, distancing myself, and slowing dying on the inside.
Keep catching fellow trainers.
I'll take water, on the rocks.
I don't always use legendaries. but when I do, I prefer dos Kyogre
I always use shorts
they're comfy and easy to wear…
I blame George W. Bush for that one…after all we DO have the "No Child Left Behind Act".
Ofcourse I'm ignoring his grith! How the hell can I guess it's pikachu while it's Gary Oak?
Then you're not using a top percentile Rattata!
That doesn't sound physically possible!
I don't always use Stomp on Ghost types
But when I do I use a motherf*cking Miltank!
I surf on my Miltank…it brings all the Tauros to the yard…
I dont always use water pokemon, but when I do, I prefer Dos Gyras
Stay dragons my friends, stay dragons
I don't always use a pokemon to fly
But when I do, it's a pikachu
Stay confused my friends
I don't always use magnaton, but when I do, I question the manner in which he functions.
I don't always disregard females, but when I do, I acquire Pokemon.
Or, he's using such a top percentage Rattata. That is so awesome it doesn't even know any attacks!
he once fought the elite four all at once, they were proud to say their combined efforts made him call back his first pokemon
he met red trainer on top of a mountain once, red has waited there for his return ever since
mew was turned into mewtwo because scientists wanted to make a pokemon more like him
No mewtwo is a clone of mew. like they made of spiderman except that people like this one.
he once tried to release moltres back into the wild, just to see it fly away. it immediately returned to its pokeball on its own
he once went swimming in a lake filled with magikarp, causing all of them to evolve
Holy crap… politics? in MY halolz?
I don't always make jokes, but when I do, I take it too far.
he gets his lemonade for free, from the same place you pay 350
its more likely than you think
he gets paid to drink lemonade, thats why its so expensive for everyone else
Shawn: I don't always post 'most interesting man in the world' submissions. But when I do, I include a Pokemon joke.
I dont always sneak into Team Rocket's base…
But when I do, Joey calls me about his f-in Top Percentile Rattata
…he's GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK!
someone downrated me :( your rating seems unaffected… how interesting…
"I don't always drink water….but when I do….I prefer Lapras spit.
Stay thirsty my friends."
its the work of a selective troll
…interesting…
Actually, it's Koffing.
meh, i can only assume he read the comments and decided whether he liked or disliked certain ones… cant fault the guy for that
wish he put thumbs up on the ones he liked at least instead of leaving them blank and only downrating :-(
I don't always break combos.
But when I do, it's unfunny.
But only when I do it,friends.
I don't always browse 4chan.
But when I do, it's to post on /lit/.
I don't always use normal attacks on normal pokemon.
But when I do they're super effective.
It would have been funnier if he said Fire and Rock or something.
I apologize in advance for any political comments I may have inadvertently caused.
He once wrestled an Ursuring with his bare hands…And now has a a bear skin rug.
He caught a Wailord using only a piece of string and his steel will.
Sharpedos have a horror movie based on a vacation he took to the ocean.
He can make any pokemon evolve with only a stern look.
He…Is the most interesting trainer in the world.
Okay, everybody tell the truth, who read it outloud to themselves in his voice?
so much potential!!
So…Where does he fire it from…wait….nevermind
I know, that's what Gary said when MoG ignored his girth.
Me, and …
you beat me to it!!!!!!
GaAAAHHHHh
The most interesting man in the world used Splash Attack.
It’s strangely super effective?!?
His aforementioned "stern look evolution" ability is currently responsible for creating several hundred evolutions of Pokemon which were thought impossible to evolve.
I don't always use legendaries. but when I do, I prefer Zapdos*
fixed.
What?! Really?!
AH GOD DAMNIT!!ARRRGH!!
(Also +1 for getting the refrence)
I did not sleep with that woman—err…I mean, nothing political to see here folks, move along…
I don't always use product placements for my jokes. But when I do…
-Puts on pointy sunglasses-
It's Because I'm Worth It!
YEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!
I dont always troll on Halolz, but when I do, I make sure it’s about Pokemon.
I could troll this so hard dude. I hate Pokemon, man.
He doesn't always troll. But when he does, it cuts deep.
He doesn't always troll. But, when… wait? What am I saying? this guy ALWAYS trolls!!!
I don’t always teach my Diglett Fly.
But when I do…
…hey, what?