THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Spartan #1: “I SHALL EXORCISE THE DEMON!”
Spartan #2: “I think he’s getting enough exercise already…”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 23, 2010 · 6:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (220 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)
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45 Responses to “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!”

  1. Fearow on September 23rd, 2010 6:57 pm

    …Great, now I have the voices of those idiotic flag worshipers from Red Vs Blue in my head.

  2. MajorMantis on September 23rd, 2010 7:06 pm

    I see the flag! It's… so flappy!

  3. TheChosenTurtle on September 23rd, 2010 7:10 pm

    trollface.jpg

  4. TheChosenTurtle on September 23rd, 2010 7:10 pm

    Now I'm wondering what could compel the power of christ. After all, there is a church of captain falcon.. *trollface.jpg*

  5. Alpar on September 23rd, 2010 7:13 pm
  6. SHORYUSHORYU on September 23rd, 2010 7:20 pm

    Soldier(1): EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE THE FLAG!
    Soldier(2): IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!
    Soldier(1): YES, I HAVE THE FLAG, NOW YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD.

  7. dapaperboy on September 23rd, 2010 7:23 pm

    "HOLY PAAAWWWNCH!"

  8. Dr. Furry on September 23rd, 2010 7:28 pm
  9. Dr. Furry on September 23rd, 2010 7:31 pm
  10. XPengooX64 on September 23rd, 2010 7:35 pm

    Grunt 1: "Ah, it's the Demon!"
    Elite: "The power of Prophets compels you!"

    This is a meh screenshot. 2/5

  11. ArmyOfMidgets on September 23rd, 2010 7:53 pm

    See, i would rate this a four or five if it were something along the lines:
    The power of punch compels you!!
    or
    The power of fist compels you!!

    But that's just me.

  12. codemaster525 on September 23rd, 2010 8:37 pm

    THIS ISN'T A THREAD!

    THIS IS HALOLZ! *kicks*

  13. codemaster525 on September 23rd, 2010 8:37 pm

    Why is there ads here about premature ejaculation and doubting jesus?

  14. Reclaimer077 on September 23rd, 2010 8:41 pm

    And the Captain said:

    Let there be PAUNCH!

  15. codemaster525 on September 23rd, 2010 8:47 pm

    Funny Halolz Submission about Halo

    You're doing it right.

  16. NobleRedShirt on September 23rd, 2010 9:17 pm

    *Blues beat him to death*

  17. TheRedGrunt on September 23rd, 2010 9:20 pm

    AHH DEMON!

  18. vatonnage on September 23rd, 2010 9:32 pm

    And the person behind the mask is….
    Old Man Jenkins?!
    "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!"

  19. Dr. Furry on September 23rd, 2010 9:34 pm

    that doesn't make this picture any better

  20. nouwta on September 23rd, 2010 9:53 pm

    Get dunked on by the pope bitch!!

  21. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 23rd, 2010 9:56 pm

    Son…did you just forget to capitalize the first word in your sentence AND forget to put a period at the end of said sentence?

  22. Dr. Furry on September 23rd, 2010 10:00 pm

    child did you think i cared for a second

  23. DarthShadow91 on September 23rd, 2010 10:04 pm

    Oh you will.

    YOU WILL…..

  24. ArmyOfMidgets on September 23rd, 2010 10:07 pm

    Now that's a gamer who really earned his…

    *shades*

    Halo.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  25. TheFancyPants on September 23rd, 2010 10:23 pm

    Kill the reds! Kill the reds! Kill the reds! Kill the reds! …ect…ect…

  26. Matterisgood on September 23rd, 2010 10:33 pm

    This is Madness!
    Madness… no
    THIS
    IS
    RELIGION
    *Insert Falcon kick reference here*

  27. supreme_slayer on September 23rd, 2010 10:37 pm

    Hasn't there already been quite a few Falcon Punch submissions with Halo involved?

  28. Dr. Furry on September 23rd, 2010 10:42 pm

    nuh uh

  29. KamikazeGible on September 23rd, 2010 10:54 pm

    Haha, Reach. I get it.

  30. KamikazeGible on September 23rd, 2010 10:55 pm

    AHHH! MY FACE! THE HOLINESS, IT HURTS!!!

  31. Ataeru on September 23rd, 2010 11:53 pm

    Damn it you beat me to it! +1

  32. Link4all on September 23rd, 2010 11:57 pm

    You buy Halo Reach and rush home and throw it in your Xbox, hoping to be the first one to get a kill on Halo Reach's public multiplayer ever. You get in game, and who's there punching you in the face?

    Gamertag: GaryMFOak6

  33. Vosur on September 24th, 2010 12:33 am

    As wrong as it sounds… I see it as well. There's something not kosher here.

  34. DM1293 on September 24th, 2010 1:36 am

    I still can't make half of these damn things funny. I must have dropped my knife somewhere because….

    *shades*

    I've lost my edge.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  35. TheTopHatKid on September 24th, 2010 1:37 am

    Don't make me summon up the Skitlord.

  36. Dimomarg on September 24th, 2010 5:21 am

    Power of Christ? All I see now is the power of a nuclear bomb in the ass.

  37. Axel_X on September 24th, 2010 7:50 am

    This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!

    SHINING FINGER!!!!!

  38. Sir_Nox on September 24th, 2010 5:22 pm

    Good thing his head didn't start doing 360's and projectile vomiting evrywhere, it would have had nowhere to go but the inside of his helmet.

    "BLAAAAA-AAAAAARGH, IT'S IN MY EYEBALLS!"

  39. ZombieGoatse on September 26th, 2010 5:02 pm

    Haiguys. What's going on in he- OMFG! NOT THE SKITLORD!

    -Runs in a circle shrieking and crying in fear-

  40. tmotom on September 26th, 2010 8:32 pm

    Stupid Multi-threat shoulder noob, everyone knows Gunginir is better!

  41. tmotom on September 26th, 2010 8:33 pm

    NO! HE"S STABBING HIM!!!!! GET XBOX NOOB!!!!!!

  42. tmotom on September 26th, 2010 8:35 pm

    NO! POKEMON CANNOT BE COMPARED TO REACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POKEMON IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. tmotom on September 26th, 2010 8:36 pm

    Lets tempt him to Skitlord.
    Pokemon is gay.

  44. Miles on September 28th, 2010 9:11 am

    Thank God I wasn't the only one thinking that! :D
    You get a +1….. On Motorcycles.

  45. Cactuspuncher on January 23rd, 2011 1:12 pm

    "I'm enjoying a treat DEREK!!!"
    "whatcha doin-"
    PAAAAWWWWNCCCHHH!!!!!

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