Spartan #1: “I SHALL EXORCISE THE DEMON!”
Spartan #2: “I think he’s getting enough exercise already…”
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…Great, now I have the voices of those idiotic flag worshipers from Red Vs Blue in my head.
I see the flag! It's… so flappy!
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Now I'm wondering what could compel the power of christ. After all, there is a church of captain falcon.. *trollface.jpg*
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Soldier(1): EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE THE FLAG!
Soldier(2): IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!
Soldier(1): YES, I HAVE THE FLAG, NOW YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD.
"HOLY PAAAWWWNCH!"
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Grunt 1: "Ah, it's the Demon!"
Elite: "The power of Prophets compels you!"
This is a meh screenshot. 2/5
See, i would rate this a four or five if it were something along the lines:
The power of punch compels you!!
or
The power of fist compels you!!
But that's just me.
THIS ISN'T A THREAD!
THIS IS HALOLZ! *kicks*
Why is there ads here about premature ejaculation and doubting jesus?
And the Captain said:
Let there be PAUNCH!
Funny Halolz Submission about Halo
You're doing it right.
*Blues beat him to death*
AHH DEMON!
And the person behind the mask is….
Old Man Jenkins?!
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!"
that doesn't make this picture any better
Get dunked on by the pope bitch!!
Son…did you just forget to capitalize the first word in your sentence AND forget to put a period at the end of said sentence?
child did you think i cared for a second
Oh you will.
YOU WILL…..
Now that's a gamer who really earned his…
*shades*
Halo.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kill the reds! Kill the reds! Kill the reds! Kill the reds! …ect…ect…
This is Madness!
Madness… no
THIS
IS
RELIGION
*Insert Falcon kick reference here*
Hasn't there already been quite a few Falcon Punch submissions with Halo involved?
nuh uh
Haha, Reach. I get it.
AHHH! MY FACE! THE HOLINESS, IT HURTS!!!
Damn it you beat me to it! +1
You buy Halo Reach and rush home and throw it in your Xbox, hoping to be the first one to get a kill on Halo Reach's public multiplayer ever. You get in game, and who's there punching you in the face?
Gamertag: GaryMFOak6
As wrong as it sounds… I see it as well. There's something not kosher here.
I still can't make half of these damn things funny. I must have dropped my knife somewhere because….
*shades*
I've lost my edge.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Don't make me summon up the Skitlord.
Power of Christ? All I see now is the power of a nuclear bomb in the ass.
This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!
SHINING FINGER!!!!!
Good thing his head didn't start doing 360's and projectile vomiting evrywhere, it would have had nowhere to go but the inside of his helmet.
"BLAAAAA-AAAAAARGH, IT'S IN MY EYEBALLS!"
Haiguys. What's going on in he- OMFG! NOT THE SKITLORD!
-Runs in a circle shrieking and crying in fear-
Stupid Multi-threat shoulder noob, everyone knows Gunginir is better!
NO! HE"S STABBING HIM!!!!! GET XBOX NOOB!!!!!!
NO! POKEMON CANNOT BE COMPARED TO REACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POKEMON IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets tempt him to Skitlord.
Pokemon is gay.
Thank God I wasn't the only one thinking that! :D
You get a +1….. On Motorcycles.
"I'm enjoying a treat DEREK!!!"
"whatcha doin-"
PAAAAWWWWNCCCHHH!!!!!