The life of a ten year old is a lot harder than I remember…
More info at Shogun Gamer, submitted by several people
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2010 · 8:28 AM
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Judging from the amount of money in that case, the whole lot could probably get ash a lemonade.
Not even close.
I remember seeing this on the forums, IT'S STILL FREAKIN FUNNY NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WATCH IT.
Is that………..is that bald guy supposed to be Giovanni?
[broken link]
But where'd he find time for all this with that busy schedule he has of standing on Mount Silver?
I don't have anything clever to say to this in response. This was just cool. :3
So glad to be watching it in it's full splendour rather than the blurry, camera captured thing we've all seen that doesn't quite capture the cheesy effects.
I think MewTwo making somebody shoot themselves in the head is the most awesome thing I've seen.
….Can't…sleep….Pikachu will thunderbolt me………Can't…sleep….Pikachu will thunderbolt me………Can't…sleep…
I prepared for trouble. I wasn't prepared enough.
Heeelllo Shawn's sense of humor!
…Gooodbyeee Shawn's sense of humor!
Oh hello again Shawn's sense of humor!
Seriously when this is going to stop?
6 seconds in, newspaper picture of a kid beating the Elite 4:
Oldest ten year old I have ever seen in my life.
Lack of Gary mother-fucking Oak is the most disturbing part.
They totally ignored his girth.
If that movie was real, this would be something I would surely watch in cinema.
But wait is that bald guy supposed to be Giovanni? The hell?
I didn't know ten year olds had scruffy beards.
Damn steroids..
I'm sorry but the only way I would watch this movie
*blackglasses*
is if I be trippin balls!
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I'm on a trip right now. Man you people cut me no slack at all. :P
I suggest you read the news prompt during the news report shown briefly near the beginning.
Well, they mentioned him and his girth in the news ticker at the bottom at 0:16.
"Blackglasses"
I see what you did there!
But… but… you can't ignore his girth! I mean, look at his track record!
You just fended off a shark, you're bloody and tired, but when you try to climb onto the boat, who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
You’re walking home at night and a mugger attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, but you still sustain some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up with a baseball bat and asks for your wallet? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK, that’s who.
Congratulations! You have finally beaten Gary Oak and have no healing items left over. You head over to the Pokemon center to heal up, and guess who blocks the entrance? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK. That’s right, Gary Oak is just that epic.
Gary Oak just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He heads back to the Pokemon Center to heal his slightly hurt Pokemon, and guess who shows up and kicks his ass? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK. That's right, not even Gary Oak is safe from Gary Oak.
Well, you're confusing us! D:
Your on a BOAT?
Team Rocket finally look badass! Also Giovanni is played by Lex Luthor.
And who is the guy at the beginning, telling Ash "Ash, there are no more masters"? Wouldn't that be Gary?
This wouldn't happen if Gary Motherfuckin' Oak was there!
it wasn't because of the roids, it was the SLAP FIFTEEN by the 3 manliness of man that made the kids balls dropped and hit puberty…in 12 seconds
Team Rocket are now competent villains with assault rifles? The only way this could be better is if Meowth popped out of a large cake at a party, wearing a suit, hat and shades, and gunning down all the trainers with his Gatling gun. Finally in the wake of the carnage Meowth smokes on his cigar, says in his best Duke Nukem voice "Meowth that's right." and flicks the cigar to the ground.
It's a win in my book. Talk about integrating real-life rules into Pokemon. Or vice versa? And holy cow Mewtwo makes people kill themselves now. That's what should have happened all along, eh?
Interestingly enough, of all Pokemon shown, Pikachu looked the least like itself. On purpose, or was it too hard to do?
at the end i was like… theres still time! theres still time for gary to come in at the end! and then he didnt… and then… and then i felt terrible
We're hurting ourselves in our confusion!!
could the cigar then set the place on fire allowing him to walk out of the building and then the building exploding behind him while meowth does not flinch at all?
they should have tortured brock by opening his eyes
OH BULLSHIT
FUCK YOU PHOTOBUCKET
FUCK. YOU.
Oh shit, where did I put that yellow flute?
I believe that would be Brock, since he was squinting. Not really sure about that, though.
You can't die in Pokemon battles! You faint even if your opponent rapid fires spikes at your face or headbutts you with a steel cranium!
He looked like he was just malnourished to me. o:
Saw this yesterday, even aftyer watching this 6 times…
NERDGASM!
Wasn't he the guy talking to him in the beginning?
HA HA HA HA and yes, I believe so.
Pokémon Apokélypse: Coming Summer 2012
The World Isn't So Black & White
Meowth: "It costs 400 thousand pokédollars to use Submachine Gun move…for 12 rounds.
Meowth-ho ho ho ho- that's right!"
Warn us beforehand!
we can't read minds. D=
Got a Persim berry here!
TM 16
I believe it's called Pay Day…
Looks like Ash
*sunglasses*
Caught some trouble!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
make it double!
Naturally. Cool cats don't look at explosions. They blow things up and they walk away.
With the help of Rare Candy.
Well some of us can…
Who wouldnt trade pickachu for loads of cash. Think about it. 100 thousand poké, go to casino, trade in money for chips, GET PORYGON!
…and then breed him with ditto………
MoG hit himself in his confusion.
MoG Fainted.
…No one rushed MoG to a hospital.
he later died that evening
It's super effective!
My on a boat?
No. It WOULD happen. Twice.
But I look at explosions all the time… Am I not cool?
*cool engie walks past*
Nope.
*dispenser blows up behind him, he doesn't even flinch*
NO! Three times!
He didn't.
Get it? because he can't see? because of the glasses? the bla -- …. ok I'll stop.
That was your dispenser…
To all the people who says this lacked Gray Oak:
I believe you should check the news ticker at 0:16
I'd make a witty comment, but I'm still stunned from the motherfucking awesomeness of this video.
I'm serious, if Gary Oak appeared it in I probably would have been killed by sheer amount of epic.
I think it was Gary who was doing the talking about how Pikachu was gonna die in the ring.
I believe that was supposed to be Brock.
Okay…So when did Voldemort start running a pokemon fighting syndicate?
"Rare Candy" is a euphemism, right?
Thank you, now I HAVE to try drawing that.
If I had a Charizard, I'd start smocking just to use it as a lighter.
Around the time Ash grew a five-o-clock shadow.
Glad I got that outta my system…Anybody care to see it?
Ah, that'd make sense I guess. No more fat electric rats during times of crisis. XD
o i c what u did there.
Prepare for me and make it double.
HEY!LISTEN!HEY!LISTEN!
Methinks that was Brock. Noticed the eyes?
Sure, WYNAUT?
So he didn't get his EV's?
He's gonna regret it later on.
That would not have tortured him, it would have tortured US!
I have never heard of a ghost dying before, though, Oblivion has told me otherwise.
???
*looks at my comment*
Oh, I see, Grammar fail on my side :/
Are you sure? I tought it would be called…GARBAGE DAY! (shoots everyone in halolz)
or…in more musical words:
rel="nofollow">United States of Nope.mp3
A WHITE Brock?!? WHAT IS THAT I DON'T EVEN…?
BLASPHEMY!!!
Meowth, that's right. http://i55.tinypic.com/219pbac.jpg
I think he pulls off the Squirtle Squad shades rather well.
judjing by our icons, i think we're meant for each other.
Pikachu looks like a dead rat :|
You sir are my hero. Have a plate of cookies, sprinkled with +1's while enjoying your internet. You earned it.
Glad you enjoyed it XD Thanks for giving me something to do.
It could go along with the caption, "I came to kick ass and use Payday. And I don't know how to use Payday."
Good thing you ghost considering what I'm about to tell you.
Don't you mean "if Gary Oak appeared in it" rather than "it in".
I would love to watch this movie it would be so freaking epic! But when I look at pikachu it reminds me of a SPORE Creature and seeing snorlax furry… is just… bleh