GO, RAMPARDOS! USE MEGA PUNCH ON THAT JIGGLYPOOP

Some TM’s are just not designed for certain Pokémon. For example, teaching Mega Punch to your Rampardos just leads to years of clinical depression.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 19, 2010 · 12:33 PM 
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Artistic, Bad Ideas, Depressing, Extreme CloseUp, Fists of Fury, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Weak Points

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180 Responses to “GO, RAMPARDOS!”

  1. Hareoic on September 19th, 2010 12:38 pm

    WHY CAN'T I,
    PUNCH ALL THESE JIGGLYPUFFS?

  2. codemaster525 on September 19th, 2010 12:39 pm

    Rampardos used Cut!
    But it failed due to arms not reaching each other…
    Rapardos falls into depression!

  3. Daifuku on September 19th, 2010 12:43 pm

    The real reason that Rampardos is sad is because his artist sucks.

  4. PewnyPL on September 19th, 2010 12:51 pm

    Yo Shawn, I'm Really Happy for You and I'm Going to Let You Finish But the image has a wrong link again (it's a "day" off, submission is 2010/09/19 but image link is 2010/09/18 )

    And now onto submission:

    Poor Rampardos :(

  5. Fhantinabox on September 19th, 2010 12:51 pm

    Well… it can't be any worse then Street Fighter, Final Fantasy : The spirits within and everything the Mortal Kombat movies had to offer….Right?

  6. Link4all on September 19th, 2010 12:54 pm

    It's okay Rampardos, Jigglypuff looks smashed enough already.

  7. Annonith on September 19th, 2010 1:08 pm

    Huh I won't say it's bad but…

    I dunno I have this feeling of deja vu, like I've seen this joke somewhere before…

  8. Mentlegen on September 19th, 2010 1:09 pm

    Puberty must be a tough time for Rampardos…

  9. MrNaleIt on September 19th, 2010 1:10 pm

    What's that trainer's problem!? First, he tells his Ramparados to use Mega Punch, which is not practical due to it's short arms, second, he calls Jigglypuff jigglypoop! That's just wrong.

  10. Roflcopter419 on September 19th, 2010 1:15 pm

    Wasn't there an awkward zombie comic with a similar punchline?

  11. tveye on September 19th, 2010 1:20 pm

    Diglett used scratch!

    What?!

  12. scimanexe on September 19th, 2010 1:25 pm

    This looks like flipnote studio art. If it is, then why is it in comic format, not gif?

  13. Kirby_Emprer on September 19th, 2010 12:34 pm

    Im not sure if any of you watched the meet the Robinson's movie, but this reminds me of a specific scene in it where the dinosaur couldn't grab the protagonist because he was next to a wall, and his arms couldn't reach……Im sorry should i leave forever now?

  14. Mentlegen on September 19th, 2010 1:34 pm

    There's a -1 Troll creeping around here!
    And this one actually hited everybody

    Erecting a MOTORCYCLE!

  15. Vlauer on September 19th, 2010 1:36 pm

    You just teached your Rampardos Mega Punch, which turned out he can't to do cause of his short hands. And then, who comes by you with his Rampardos, with arms extended to 2m because of Protein?

    Gary Motherfucking Oak

  16. MrNaleIt on September 19th, 2010 1:40 pm

    I smell -1 trolls…. Initiating a +1 sweep!

  17. Mr Plen on September 19th, 2010 1:45 pm

    I guess Rampardos was an arm short. Someone should give him a hand.

  18. Marzen on September 19th, 2010 1:46 pm

    GO ZUBAT!

    USE FLY!

  19. DrRickRollins on September 19th, 2010 1:54 pm

    Seems like Rampado's dreams were just…

    out of reach!

  20. KamikazeGible on September 19th, 2010 2:15 pm

    Sounds like Rampardos has been….
    *shades*
    Disarmed.
    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  21. MasterLuigi452 on September 19th, 2010 2:20 pm

    If Mega Punch is hard for Rampardos, how hard is it for Rampardos to learn Dynamic Punch?

  22. Kam_Fakami on September 19th, 2010 2:39 pm

    Well Wooper can use Ice Punch by bitch-slapping them with its tail. Maybe Rampardos uses his head.

    WAZ DAT TRAINER? USE MY HEAD? IZ GOOD IDEA!

    The foe's Jigglypuff fainted.

    WE MAKE GOOOS TEAM!

  23. Dimomarg on September 19th, 2010 2:43 pm

    Why is it crying? It won't hurt Jigglypuff.
    It'll just kill it, nice and quick.

  24. Reclaimer077 on September 19th, 2010 3:12 pm

    Pidgey! Use Fly!

  25. NoChorus on September 19th, 2010 3:43 pm

    Rampardos: Now I know how Zubats feel when their trainers tell them to use Mean Look.

  26. AuraMaster on September 19th, 2010 4:00 pm

    The Rampardos prowls fiercely, but cannot scratch his back, because as the zookeepers are aware of, Rampardos' arms are too short for which to scratch their back.

  27. Axel_X on September 19th, 2010 4:20 pm

    Oh it could be worse Rampardos, you could be a trainer's female Gyarados and tries to use Attract.
    …have you seen the face of a Gyarados? It's not pretty..nor attractive…

  28. MrRaccoon on September 19th, 2010 4:29 pm

    Teach slap to pokemon
    Pokemon loses his hands after evolution
    Pokemon can STILL use slap!

  29. DM1293 on September 19th, 2010 4:32 pm

    THAT JUST RAISES EVEN MORE QUESTIONS.

  30. GuessWho666 on September 19th, 2010 4:33 pm

    The funny thing is that jigglypuff is probably faster than rampardos and will shoot off an earthquake and kill it due to rampardos' low def and spd.

    (yes i went there.)

  31. GentleNOPE on September 19th, 2010 4:41 pm

    Fucking Jiglipoop
    HOW DO THEY WORK?

  32. Vatonnage on September 19th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Togekiss! Use Metronome!

    Togekiss started wagging its fingers!

    Togekiss used Crush Grip!

  33. OgodItsKanon on September 19th, 2010 4:58 pm

    Go, Dodrio! Use FLY!

  34. ShadowHazuki on September 19th, 2010 5:20 pm

    Jigglypuff attacked this trainer after all his other Pokemon fainted, it knew all along.

    Clever girl.

  35. XPengooX64 on September 19th, 2010 5:35 pm

    Teaching Rampardos how to use Mega Punch?
    Now that's using your head!
    *rimshot*

  36. Sams0n on September 19th, 2010 6:22 pm

    Rampardos use manly tears!

  37. Lee on September 19th, 2010 7:02 pm

    Rampardos: I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through.

  38. Barry Allen on September 19th, 2010 10:04 pm

    Did I hear +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!?!?!….IN AMERICA

  39. Link4all on September 19th, 2010 10:40 pm

    RAMPARDOS CAN'T LEARN MEGA PUNCH.

    But he can learn Hammer Arm, Focus Punch, and the elemental punches.

    /end nerd.

  40. davebat521 on September 19th, 2010 10:48 pm

    I have a big head and little arms i don't think this plan was thought though enough master. …master?

  41. shazbot32 on September 19th, 2010 11:36 pm

    thats nothin, ever checked garados' type in platinum version?

  42. Sir_Nox on September 19th, 2010 11:58 pm

    So I take it that him trying to use Mega Punch would actually be more like Flail?

  43. MoG on September 20th, 2010 5:20 am

    Voltorb use self Destruct!
    =Voltorb cried a little on the inside=

  44. YourPalHal on September 20th, 2010 8:15 am

    Buttscratcher?

    Buttscratcher!

  45. sUm GuY w/ Pi on September 20th, 2010 10:01 pm

    Looks like Rampardos…
    *shades*
    came up short handed.
    YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Shatman on September 23rd, 2010 12:44 am

    C-dawg said to stop saying his name. He's running out of rope.

  47. died70 on September 24th, 2010 8:46 pm

    Rampardos used mega punch…
    But it failed
    Rampardos used struggle

  48. Ryven on June 10th, 2011 11:27 am

    lol the first time I viewed this I was like awwww rampardos doesn't want to kill the jigglypoop :D
    and then I look at it and go… oh… his arms are too short… DUHHHHHH -_-

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