Some TM’s are just not designed for certain Pokémon. For example, teaching Mega Punch to your Rampardos just leads to years of clinical depression.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 19, 2010 · 12:33 PM
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WHY CAN'T I,
PUNCH ALL THESE JIGGLYPUFFS?
Rampardos used Cut!
But it failed due to arms not reaching each other…
Rapardos falls into depression!
The real reason that Rampardos is sad is because his artist sucks.
Rampados hurts himself in depression!
Yo Shawn, I'm Really Happy for You and I'm Going to Let You Finish But the image has a wrong link again (it's a "day" off, submission is 2010/09/19 but image link is 2010/09/18 )
And now onto submission:
Poor Rampardos :(
Well… it can't be any worse then Street Fighter, Final Fantasy : The spirits within and everything the Mortal Kombat movies had to offer….Right?
It's okay Rampardos, Jigglypuff looks smashed enough already.
Huh I won't say it's bad but…
I dunno I have this feeling of deja vu, like I've seen this joke somewhere before…
Puberty must be a tough time for Rampardos…
What's that trainer's problem!? First, he tells his Ramparados to use Mega Punch, which is not practical due to it's short arms, second, he calls Jigglypuff jigglypoop! That's just wrong.
Wasn't there an awkward zombie comic with a similar punchline?
Diglett used scratch!
What?!
This looks like flipnote studio art. If it is, then why is it in comic format, not gif?
Im not sure if any of you watched the meet the Robinson's movie, but this reminds me of a specific scene in it where the dinosaur couldn't grab the protagonist because he was next to a wall, and his arms couldn't reach……Im sorry should i leave forever now?
There's a -1 Troll creeping around here!
And this one actually hited everybody
Erecting a MOTORCYCLE!
You just teached your Rampardos Mega Punch, which turned out he can't to do cause of his short hands. And then, who comes by you with his Rampardos, with arms extended to 2m because of Protein?
Gary Motherfucking Oak
I smell -1 trolls…. Initiating a +1 sweep!
I guess Rampardos was an arm short. Someone should give him a hand.
GO ZUBAT!
USE FLY!
I hate +1 sweeps…
Cause they always occur before I post so I don't get +1's :3
Seems like Rampado's dreams were just…
out of reach!
I was thinking the same thing.
"Rampardos has a big head, and little arms!"
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-050707.php
+1 on Anti-troll-ta-cycle!
you got one from me, Marzen :3
just trying to…LEND A HAND today
Sounds like Rampardos has been….
*shades*
Disarmed.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Crap +1 on RickRolled MOTORCYCLE!!
Damn you DrRickRollins!!
You forgot *Shades* and YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Who dares to -1 out only Daifuku??
I demand everyone to +1 everyone here!
Dangit. Beat me to it.
Well, have a link to it. rel="nofollow">
If Mega Punch is hard for Rampardos, how hard is it for Rampardos to learn Dynamic Punch?
Pancake?
The proper term is Jigglypuff.
Don't you mean, BLUE MOTHERFUCKING OAK?
Don't forget the Super Mario Movie.
Well Wooper can use Ice Punch by bitch-slapping them with its tail. Maybe Rampardos uses his head.
WAZ DAT TRAINER? USE MY HEAD? IZ GOOD IDEA!
The foe's Jigglypuff fainted.
WE MAKE GOOOS TEAM!
Why is it crying? It won't hurt Jigglypuff.
It'll just kill it, nice and quick.
I could also mean DOUCHE.
Or Shtbllz.
Lolwut? +1s!
Its DYNAMICALLY hard
BAD PUN IS BAD
Hear Hear!!!
Plus 1 sweep complete :D
That Jigglypuff really got some head.
GRAMMAR HAMMER
you need a "the" after your "and"
Pidgey! Use Fly!
Don't you bring that EVER again
I see what you did there.
Why relate Disney to Halolz?
Rampardos: Now I know how Zubats feel when their trainers tell them to use Mean Look.
Why not relate Disney to Halolz?
And now I can't unsee the image he has put in my head.
The Rampardos prowls fiercely, but cannot scratch his back, because as the zookeepers are aware of, Rampardos' arms are too short for which to scratch their back.
Kingdom Hearts!!!
What? You wanted video gamez and Disney…
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
Cheer up EMO Pokémon!!! You can now use CUT outside of battle!!!
Should've gotten the Allosaurus then, he doesn't have those problems!
Jigglypuff didn't seem to like this joke. I guess she didn't get….
*3D glasses*
The punchline.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcoughAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No he can't! His arms are to short to reach!
WE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT…EVER!!!!
Megatokyo.
GRAMMAR HAMMER.
You forgot to end with a punctuation mark.
GRAMMAR BALL!!!
*Rampardos
Fred Gallagher is published by Dark Horse. Eat it.
Oh it could be worse Rampardos, you could be a trainer's female Gyarados and tries to use Attract.
…have you seen the face of a Gyarados? It's not pretty..nor attractive…
Pidgey can use FLY, just not on Pudgey Pidgey Isle…lol
Don't forget that it's also a move with low accuracy. It's bad enough trying to reach them with the punch but trying to get the move to hit is another story entirely…
WAFFLES!!!!!
Teach slap to pokemon
Pokemon loses his hands after evolution
Pokemon can STILL use slap!
THAT JUST RAISES EVEN MORE QUESTIONS.
The funny thing is that jigglypuff is probably faster than rampardos and will shoot off an earthquake and kill it due to rampardos' low def and spd.
(yes i went there.)
"…the name's BLUE, Douche."
Let me go off topic here. You know how much protein is in a weenie smoothie?
Fucking Jiglipoop
HOW DO THEY WORK?
FRENCH TOAST!
Are you implying that you find other Pokemon attractive? O_o;;
Yay! I love that show!
Pokememe! Gotta Catch Em All!
On another epically late note, you are not alone in your masochistic love for Luigi. <_<;
Togekiss! Use Metronome!
Togekiss started wagging its fingers!
Togekiss used Crush Grip!
Why no good sir. I was simply musing how one could learn it and have it succeed.
Effect of Attract:
"If the target is the opposite gender of the Pokémon who launched the move, the target becomes infatuated."
Now tell me how this would work with a Gyarados! >_<
Go, Dodrio! Use FLY!
Think of it as an adventure!
Well you see Axel, when a Pokemon loves another Pokemon….
Pheromones. That is all.
Jigglypuff attacked this trainer after all his other Pokemon fainted, it knew all along.
Clever girl.
*covers up ears* Lalalalalalala I'm not listening!
Lalalala I'm no-wait…
He could always just smash him with his tail, or headbutt him. Sure, he'll get hurt, but he sure wont like being in the corner anymore.
We don't talk about the Daycare's methods.
Btw, a Shellder bites Slowpoke's tail to evolve it.
Discuss.
Mmm…. Bacooooon….
No, we will not let you go off-topic.
This is the reason why we shouldn't give 10-year-olds their own little monsters to battle with each other against.
I shudder to think what goes on in those places.
What? No way, that's just silly talk! Almost as silly as a Feebas evolving into something competent after making it 'beautiful'.
Or a Shellder biting the head of a Slowbro to evolve it. Preposterous!
Teaching Rampardos how to use Mega Punch?
Now that's using your head!
*rimshot*
Remember the rules of the internet my friend.
Jigglypuff has crap for Attack, though, and judging by how fat and stupid this one is, it's probably not very fast either.
Now THIS side quest I like! :D
Or Remoraid biting a Mantyke to evolve it into a Mantine. Or breeding a Cubone and having its mother not die.
Don't forget Double Dragon.
That abbreviation of Shitballz looks familiar… And I am not amused with copyright infringement… You have been warned <.<
Do do do-do, can't wait to get a mouth full! XD
I hope you're not serious. And if you aren't, then you get a free +1
Wooper reminds me of Life Alert.
"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Sorta like how we never talk about Candle-… C-Jack! HA! Now he can't take me away! Come on people, awesome right! I just beat Candlejack an… Aw cra-
10-year-olds are little monsters in their own right.
OBJECTION!
With the space, you're one over the character limit for naming Pokemon!
Hey Jigglypuff: you're too slow!
OBJECTION!
Slowbro can't evolve further! The Shellder would have to bite the head of a Slowpoke!
"Eat it."
rel="nofollow">*Cough*
Rampardos use manly tears!
Call Officer Jenny!
I MEAN It!!!!
Your Zuabt got nothing on my Doduo!
I'm no match for you.
I admit defeat.
That Jigglypuff is a Spy!
>_< Argh!
Touche, AuraMaster. I'll admit I'm out of touch with certain evolution lines.
But we all know that Skitty and Wailord can't breed. Right?
…there's no way that could possibly happen…right…?
Rampardos: I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
Smell ya later!
*SNIIIIIIIIFFFFF*
Who's Luigi?
Come on, step it up!
Come on, step it up!
Come on, step it up!
Come on, step it up!
Come on, step it up!
Come on, step it up!
Come on, step it up!
rel="nofollow">Come on, step it up!
Togekiss used Spacial Rend!
Spearow! Fly me to the next town!
Did I hear +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!?!?!….IN AMERICA
DAMN YOU CHARACTER SPACING!!!!
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
Only if I can repeat it for the same reward!!! :D
+2 for Futurama reference.
#34 HAS NO EXCEPTIONS.
RampJiggly?
RAMPARDOS CAN'T LEARN MEGA PUNCH.
But he can learn Hammer Arm, Focus Punch, and the elemental punches.
/end nerd.
I have a big head and little arms i don't think this plan was thought though enough master. …master?
Please no…
To late.
ONCE IT HAS BEEN SAID, SO IT SHALL BE!
Nope.avi
There is no possible way to beat Candlejack, ev-
Don't dis the Wooper. You have to be pretty awesome to be that happy all the time and have no arms.
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
thats nothin, ever checked garados' type in platinum version?
So I take it that him trying to use Mega Punch would actually be more like Flail?
Don't leave forever, come stay and enjoy some delicious cake.
Link and Navi rule #34 hasn't been made yet… Well. Someone hurry up and make it!
If you don't say his full name you half get away with it. C-Jack. C-Jack. C-Jack. C-Jack. Candlejack… FUU-
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/044/275/original/un…
Close enough.
Or pidgey using thundershock… o.o
<douche>
GOD! If you are gonna nerd, then it's like this:
<nerd>
RAMPARDOS CAN'T LEARN MEGA PUNCH.
But he can learn Hammer Arm, Focus Punch, and the elemental punches.
</nerd>
</douche>
(:
YEAH, TOAST!
You obviously haven't looked hard enough >_>
Botox.
Seconded.mp3
A red troll is in the base?
Bet you'd like us to believe you have some cake wouldnt you…
I sense shenanigans ;D
Voltorb use self Destruct!
=Voltorb cried a little on the inside=
Some of my personal favourites:
Gastly used Fire/Thunder/Ice Punch!
Dodrio used Fly!
Dunsparce with the Run Away ability.
Enough to put a smile on your face for the rest of the day!
(Ok, I did it. wheres my money?)
…Still can't find a damn thing!
SEARCH AGAIN!!!
Buttscratcher?
Buttscratcher!
Togekiss used WRAP!!!
Me: How…? (O_<)
Sorry, it's possible. I've tried it…it's legit…female Skitty + Wailord = Skitty…
Err…SKITLORD
Also…Lopunny & Gardevoir…rule #34…WHY?!?!
1. Get the quest
2. Finish the quest
3. Save before receiving quest reward
4. Recieve quest reward (bow chicka wow wow)
5. Load last save
6. ???
7. Profit!
Try DeviantArt, you can find all sorts of sick shit there. Also, Google advanced image search with SafeSearch off… Don't ask me where I found out how to find this stuff, Its not as if I look it up… Every day… Or anything. *walks away*
Togekiss used Explosion!
:'(
ok lemme just, wait is the cake a symbol for my impending doom?
Teach Clamp to Clamperl. Wait for it evolve. Watch the hilarity.
Anymore?
OK, I checked deviantART and yeah there's something, sort of I guess… But it wasn't brain destroying so I'm not sure if it counts.
Rule 34 is just porn, being mentally scarring isn't part of the rule
It's just that seeing 2 of your childhood cartoon icons having weird sex tends to have a negative effect on your psyche.
WHAT?! No, not at all.
Pay no attention to the box of rat poison next to the cake batter though.
Looks like Rampardos…
*shades*
came up short handed.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What psyche? I'm insane already so it doesn't bother me. I could see lion king porn and be unaffected in the least…
POOT +1's ON MOTORCYCLES HERE!
I'm making this!
*several minutes later*
Mmm! That wasn't gettin' any greasier!
"Aerial Ace" bothers me much more. Too many Pokémon may learn that move. Pokémon like Diglett. :(
I always pictured Diglett like a slug. Those "rocks" at the bottom are how it moves, and aerial ace just makes it hover off the ground before attacking.
Cocaine.
This is EXACTLY why we should- eventually, we'll either run out of giant fire-breathing carnivores who eat people, or we'll run out of pokemon.
It's a win-win!
Which is why it allows the zookeepers to live.
C-dawg said to stop saying his name. He's running out of rope.
Rampardos used mega punch…
But it failed
Rampardos used struggle
And will we be playing card games on this motorcycle?
Because the Internet can do as it pleases.
lol the first time I viewed this I was like awwww rampardos doesn't want to kill the jigglypoop :D
and then I look at it and go… oh… his arms are too short… DUHHHHHH -_-
it's super effective :3
The cake is a lie.
Togekiss used fling
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