FALCON PUNCH.

Ohhhhhh Trunks… I see what you did there.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 18, 2010 · 4:28 AM 
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Bungie, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Halo, Microsoft, Super Smash Bros, Xbox 360

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57 Responses to “FALCON PUNCH.”

  1. spikkle on September 18th, 2010 4:31 am

    Step 1. Take a random Halo screenshot involving fire.
    Step 2. Add FLACON PAWNCH caption
    Step 3. ??????
    Step 4. Profit

    Truly this is the height of video game humor.

  2. Vlauer on September 18th, 2010 4:35 am

    I looked at it closely.
    I got the joke.
    I was thinking of something funny……

    But is it just me, or is this submission lame?

  3. ZombieGoatse on September 18th, 2010 4:38 am

    It also helps that the flying vehicle is called a Falcon. But yea.

  4. ZombieGoatse on September 18th, 2010 4:38 am

    Most likely both.

  5. Ataeru on September 18th, 2010 4:41 am

    Step 1. Punch a Falcon
    Step 2. create screen shot
    Step 3. Submit to Halolz
    Step 4. someone does not get joke
    Step 5: someone explains joke in similar matter
    Step 6. ??????
    Step 7. Profit

  6. Roflcopter419 on September 18th, 2010 4:44 am

    Step 8. Create 3rd list of steps.

    …Eh, I'm too lazy to. Someone else do it.

  7. Roflcopter419 on September 18th, 2010 4:46 am

    …why is this posted? I mean, does ANYTHING with Captain Falcon get posted to this site? Because if it does I'll talk to Wolf about not letting you post that.

  8. AuraMaster on September 18th, 2010 4:51 am

    This is funny? Seems pretty plane to me.

  9. Marzen on September 18th, 2010 8:03 am

    TWO Halo posts in a ROW? It's a sign of the apocalypse!

    Sanctuary! SANCTUARY!

  10. Leo E. on September 18th, 2010 8:17 am

    Profit!

  11. Alpar on September 18th, 2010 9:08 am

    Shawn, if you want an actually GOOD submission, I recommend "Team Fortress 2 -- Spycrabs and you" on Youtube.

  12. dvv402 on September 18th, 2010 9:18 am

    Looks like someone didn't get the joke.

  13. TheFancyPants on September 18th, 2010 9:29 am

    Yeah, it really didn't LAND right with me.

  14. TheFancyPants on September 18th, 2010 9:39 am

    It has also come to my attention that I have passed 70 E-peen. I've been watching Halolz for a long time now, since we made it to about page eight, although I didn't post until about a year ago. I thank you all for the awesomeness that lead me here, on this slow journey, rating me for comments, not just for a boost. and my highest ever was a +39. thank you for everything http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx173/seth1r8/

  15. nerdygangstah on September 18th, 2010 9:46 am

    i would say i don't get it, but im afraid that i'll spawn falco…

  16. nerdygangstah on September 18th, 2010 10:24 am

    why do you only have 106 thumbs? ive seen a comment of yours with 180 and every comment you make has possative thumbs, is that the max?

  17. darkdan1100 on September 18th, 2010 10:28 am

    I see what you did thar… The jokes still lame. :|

  18. Junocis on September 18th, 2010 10:34 am

    Heheh his head is on fire. Reminds me of Candlejack….oh shi-

  19. Leo E. on September 18th, 2010 10:48 am

    No, but it's kind of weird. Basically, it depends on the number of comments you've made and the average score for each one. For example, if someone were to make one really awesome comment when they only had one comment before that, their rep would skyrocket.

  20. Leo E. on September 18th, 2010 10:50 am

    Step 1: Make a pun
    Step 2: Someone doesn't get it
    Step 3: Post a link below the picture explaining the pun
    Step 4: People ignore it, so they still don't get it
    Step 5: Congratulations, you're Shawn Handyside!

  21. Leo E. on September 18th, 2010 10:51 am
  22. Axel_X on September 18th, 2010 11:07 am

    F*ck it, it's a rental.

  23. Axel_X on September 18th, 2010 11:09 am

    I'd say it's missing a good punchline to me.

  24. Ashton_Anchors on September 18th, 2010 11:15 am

    Congratulations friend

  25. Ashton_Anchors on September 18th, 2010 11:18 am

    I see what you did there….I approve.

  26. masashi98 on September 18th, 2010 11:25 am

    I heard someone say skyrocketed e-peen :) lol

  27. Link4all on September 18th, 2010 12:06 pm

    In Soviet Russia (and everywhere else), Falcon punches you!

  28. SenorTaco77 on September 18th, 2010 12:32 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  29. MrNaleIt on September 18th, 2010 1:36 pm

    That, AND he should check the thread every now and then…

  30. KamikazeGible on September 18th, 2010 1:47 pm

    Alternate caption: Fist bump, ur doing it wrong.

  31. DrRickRollins on September 18th, 2010 1:51 pm

    The joke seems to have crashed here, buddy

  32. DrRickRollins on September 18th, 2010 1:54 pm

    Axel uses 'Can't let you do that'

    Leo flinched.

    Sanctuary casting has been disrupted

  33. NoChorus on September 18th, 2010 2:01 pm

    Or better yet "Team Fortress 2- The Invisible Man"

  34. NoChorus on September 18th, 2010 2:02 pm

    Like I said on the Falcon Heene Punch submission, anything can get submitted if it has Captain Falcon in it.

  35. PewnyPL on September 18th, 2010 2:10 pm

    *sniff*
    And I don't even have 69 :(

  36. Rocker23220 on September 18th, 2010 2:20 pm

    I thought that's already been posted?

  37. Naxts_The_Demon on September 18th, 2010 2:21 pm

    The flowers kill it.

  38. Mr Plen on September 18th, 2010 2:56 pm

    It kinda just flew right by me.

  39. Roland_Deschain on September 18th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Its over my head. *looks up*

  40. Leo E. on September 18th, 2010 3:50 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  41. DM1293 on September 18th, 2010 3:50 pm

    You will.

  42. DM1293 on September 18th, 2010 3:53 pm

    Apathetic Falcon Punch is a pathetic Falcon Punch.

  43. Marzen on September 18th, 2010 3:59 pm

    Now do it to me? :3

  44. shazbot32 on September 18th, 2010 4:12 pm

    the flowers really accent the power behind the falcon pawnch

  45. Frankenstrat247 on September 18th, 2010 11:04 pm

    Thou shalt not worship false idols! There is no substitute for captain falcon!

  46. MiraiG on September 18th, 2010 11:07 pm

    I hate all of you. And this joke. And this site.

  47. Juggernaut470 on September 18th, 2010 11:23 pm

    Candlejack is just a myt-

  48. darkdan1100 on September 19th, 2010 12:33 am

    No one has told me who Candlejack is… Seriously who could it po-

  49. NoChorus on September 19th, 2010 12:56 am

    Spell Over.

    Continue? Y/N

  50. YourPalHal on September 19th, 2010 2:29 pm

    Awww, I see someone wants some hugs. C'mere you

  51. Davian3000 on September 19th, 2010 9:17 pm

    Maaan I know the flowers are cool, being dynamic ground and stuff, but it really kills the mood when they cover quarter of the screen.

  52. Odd Troll on September 19th, 2010 9:42 pm

    Now your thinking with………..falcons?

  53. Ashton_Anchors on September 20th, 2010 9:04 am

    I like where this is going!

  54. sUm GuY w/ Pi on September 20th, 2010 10:08 pm

    dangit you guys stole my idea! but i have a trick up my overalls…
    IM SO MAD! PREPAR TO FEEL MY WRAITH! i will sneak into your house like a Ghost…then ill scream like a Banshee and pounce on you like a Mongoose does on a snake, then brutally stab you over and over like a Hornet stings, then slit your thought like when i hunt wild Warthogs…

  55. ZombieGoatse on September 22nd, 2010 1:31 am

    I Love you bro!

  56. ZombieGoatse on September 22nd, 2010 1:32 am

    Not with me around you wont.

  57. ZombieGoatse on September 22nd, 2010 1:33 am

    Guys, I think I saw Candlejack. I think he's go-

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