Good Heavens, just look at the time!

Clocks are slightly different in No More Heroes…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 16, 2010 · 4:39 PM 
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101 Responses to “Good Heavens, just look at the time!”

  1. Marzen on September 16th, 2010 4:43 pm

    Bitches, y'all know it be's hammer time.

  2. meinmattias on September 16th, 2010 4:56 pm

    It's coward-killing time!

  3. CapnRegi on September 16th, 2010 5:03 pm

    That clock sure has a verbal "tick"

  4. Link4all on September 16th, 2010 5:06 pm

    Brings a new meaning to killing time.

  5. Linkman15 on September 16th, 2010 5:36 pm

    Does anyone know what time it is?

  6. darkdan1100 on September 16th, 2010 5:41 pm

    Hey! This guy stole Kratos' clock!

  7. nerdygangstah on September 16th, 2010 5:44 pm

    f*ck, im late for work…

  8. Ataeru on September 16th, 2010 5:50 pm

    Me: uhh Hey excuse me, do you have the time?
    Sir: Uhh, yeah sure, its umm… killing past killing.

    -Alternate ending-
    Sir: Uhh, yeah sure, its umm… half past… BWAAAAAAGH

  9. BlazingBlur on September 16th, 2010 5:58 pm

    You should see Travis's calendar. Monday -- Friday is all killing. Saturday- Anime. Sunday- Jerking off.

    (This would all make sense since he does jerk off and watches anime a bit too much)

  10. Gamage on September 16th, 2010 6:01 pm

    So does he kill someone every hour? Or is it killing time 24/7? I'm not smart, someone explain. D:

  11. Missinko009 on September 16th, 2010 6:11 pm

    Wake up in the morning feeling like Travis Touchdown
    Put my glasses on, I’m out the door -- I’m gonna spin my wheels all over this town
    Before I leave, feed my cat from a big ol’ sack
    Cause when I kill for the night, I ain’t coming back
    I’m talking – slicing dicing, that’s how it goes, goes
    Trying on all my clothes, clothes
    Feds calling on our phones, phones
    Drop-toping, playing my favorite cds
    Nearly getting blasted by ol’ bitties
    Trying to get a little bit of somethin somethin from that gypsy

    [CHORUS]
    Don’t stop, make it pop
    DJ, blow them speakers up
    Tonight, I’mma fight
    ‘Til I see the sunlight
    Tick tock, on the clock
    But the slaughter don’t stop no
    Woah-oh oh oh
    Woah-oh oh oh

    [Chorus]
    Ain’t got a care in world, but I got plenty of juice
    Ain’t got no money in my pocket, so what’s the use?
    Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear I got skills
    But I kick ‘em to the curb, unless they’re bringing some thrills
    I’m talking about -- everybody bringing funk, funk
    That girl trying to touch my junk, junk
    Gonna smack her if she gets too drunk, drunk
    Now, now -- I ain’t goin’ til they kick me out, out
    Or the police shut me down, down
    Police shut me down, down
    Po-po shut me -- DOWN
    Don’t stop, make his head pop
    DJ, blow them speakers up
    Tonight, I’mma fight
    ‘Til I see the sunlight
    Tick tock, on the clock
    But the slaughter don’t stop no
    Woah-oh oh oh
    Woah-oh oh oh

    Don’t stop, make it pop
    DJ, blow them speakers up
    Tonight, I’mma fight
    ‘Til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock, on the clock
    But the slaughter don’t stop no
    Woah-oh oh oh
    Woah-oh oh oh

    Sylvia, you build me up
    You break me down
    My heart, it pounds
    Yeah, you got me
    With my swords up
    You got me now
    You gotta that sound
    Yea, you got me
    Girl, you build me up
    You break me down
    My heart, it pounds
    Yeah, you got me
    With my swords up
    Get your swords up
    Put your swords up

    No, the slaughter don’t start until I walk in

    Don’t stop, make it pop
    DJ, blow them speakers up
    Tonight, I’mma fight
    ‘Til I see the sunlight
    Tick tock, on the clock
    But the slaughter don’t stop no
    Woah-oh oh oh
    Woah-oh oh oh

    Don’t stop, make it pop
    DJ, blow them speakers up
    Tonight, I’mma fight
    ‘Til I see the sunlight
    Tick tock, on the clock
    But the slaughter don’t stop no
    Woah-oh oh oh
    Woah-oh oh oh

  12. tveye on September 16th, 2010 6:14 pm

    Wait, he doesn't make any room for shitting time…

    What if he needs to save?!

  13. MoG on September 16th, 2010 6:22 pm

    "What time is it Mr wolf?"
    Its 'I Can't Let you do that' Time
    FFFFUUUUUUUU-

  14. Ataeru on September 16th, 2010 6:25 pm

    OBJECTION!
    Currently Hakumen is the 4th to top tier, Bang should be the one here.

  15. Finn_of_Ooo on September 16th, 2010 6:50 pm

    Adventure Time?

  16. MrRaccoon on September 16th, 2010 6:53 pm

    That's what happens when your watch in a doodle on your arm you made with a magic marker

  17. KamikazeGible on September 16th, 2010 7:00 pm

    Time to play WHEEL. OF. MURDER!!!

  18. DM1293 on September 16th, 2010 7:20 pm

    He has a seperate "Cheeseburger Time" clock at home for his cat.

  19. SnowKatana on September 16th, 2010 7:21 pm

    This guy stole pedobear's clock

  20. Axel_X on September 16th, 2010 7:30 pm

    You're at the 5th ranked match, facing off against a german and a giant brain in a can. You're blood's pumping, the ground's shaking, barely able to keep your ground. You're running at full speed towards this wacko and his machine, katana held high. And guess who falls from the sky, OHKO him and staring back at you with a smug face?

    Mister Sir Henry MOTHERFUCKER

    (I made this account just to post this comment after much lurking on this site for months!)

  21. Roland_Deschain on September 16th, 2010 7:57 pm

    THIS IS OVERTIME!

  22. Acias on September 16th, 2010 8:18 pm

    That reminds of playing Sam and Max where i hed to choose between Finish Him and Finish Him and Finish Him and…

  23. Link4all on September 16th, 2010 8:18 pm
  24. Nick Soapdish on September 16th, 2010 8:27 pm

    Ok so the big hand is on the killing and the little hand is on the killing that means its…..

    Damn it! I need a digital clock.

  25. Hareoic on September 16th, 2010 8:34 pm

    Killing time until it's Killing Time?

  26. Cypher on September 16th, 2010 8:40 pm

    Crap, I'm late for killing!

  27. Reclaimer077 on September 16th, 2010 10:02 pm

    Silly clock. It's obviously OGRETIME.

  28. Missinko009 on September 16th, 2010 10:31 pm

    We NEED a pedobear one.

  29. Missinko009 on September 16th, 2010 10:32 pm

    You know, with all the money that Travis makes cutting people in half, I guess you could say…
    *Shades*
    He makes a killing.
    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  30. AubviusTroll on September 16th, 2010 10:40 pm

    My, look at the time! This inspired an idea in me. *opens photoshop and tf2*

  31. FallenReaper on September 16th, 2010 10:51 pm

    Hand bananas watch

  32. Gamegeneral on September 17th, 2010 1:01 am

    Total slaughter…
    Total slaughter.
    I won't leave a single man alive.
    La-dee-da-dee-da-dee
    Genocide…
    La-dee-da-dee-dud
    An ocean of blood.
    Let's being
    The killing time.

  33. Dimomarg on September 17th, 2010 1:40 am

    it's killing past killing… hm… I should probably go kill someone.

  34. Vlauer on September 17th, 2010 8:43 am

    Someone had to do one with clock only with "Holding M1" for TF2 Pyro.

  35. Wisp on September 17th, 2010 12:11 pm

    Sorry guys I have to get going. It’s almost half past kill already!

  36. Daifuku on September 17th, 2010 1:36 pm

    Gamegeneral already posted the Vash reference.

  37. shadow649 on September 17th, 2010 6:21 pm

    What happens when he needs to DODGE!?????

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