That undercover agent is a cold hearted douche!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 13, 2010 · 9:45 PM 
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132 Responses to “[VIDEO] Pokemon Battling: An Investigative Report”

  1. smartmonkey on September 13th, 2010 9:51 pm

    I Bet 500 pokedollar on manly Magikarp.

  2. dekuskrub1 on September 13th, 2010 9:53 pm

    he only caught them cuz hes gary MOTHERF*CKIN oak

  3. smartmonkey on September 13th, 2010 9:55 pm

    Go magikarp use splash attack

  4. Brawling Bouse on September 13th, 2010 9:55 pm

    GET DISOWNED BY PROFESSOR OAK.

    RETURN TO PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK!

  5. Brawling Bouse on September 13th, 2010 9:56 pm

    You can't ignore his girth.

  6. masashi98 on September 13th, 2010 10:04 pm

    You are on a huge winning streak defeating every pokemon in your way making tons of pokedollars

    And who busts in to arrest you?

    Undercover Officer Gary Motherfuc**ng Oak!!

  7. Miles on September 13th, 2010 10:16 pm

    THE STARTERS FINAL EVOLUTIONS FOR BLACK AND WHITE WAS REVEALED!!!!
    In case you didn't know. http://www.serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon.shtml

  8. Dr.Panda on September 13th, 2010 10:26 pm

    Starring:
    Bridget as Misty
    Justin Bieber as Youngster Joey

  9. KamikazeGible on September 13th, 2010 10:28 pm

    Justin Beiber cannot hope to be NEARLY awesome enough to portray the amazing Youngster Joey.

  10. meinmattias on September 13th, 2010 10:30 pm

    Are you a boy or a girl? Pre-op or post-op?

  11. Dr.Panda on September 13th, 2010 10:31 pm

    He was the first annoying little kid i could think of :/

  12. Link4all on September 13th, 2010 10:32 pm

    The name's Douche. Officer…Douche.

  13. supreme_slayer on September 13th, 2010 10:44 pm

    That's the officer that burst in, but the undercover person was Gary Oak (as revealed by the fact that he said "Smell ya later" at the end of the video)

  14. supreme_slayer on September 13th, 2010 10:46 pm

    Justin may be annoying, but he could never raise a Pokemon of any sort to be considered in the "Top percentage".

  15. Spartan_Laser on September 13th, 2010 10:47 pm

    Agreed

  16. MrRaccoon on September 13th, 2010 10:49 pm

    New news are old

  17. codemaster525 on September 13th, 2010 10:49 pm

    Looks like the pokemon trainers were…

    *sunglasses*

    Caught.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

  18. Judgment on September 13th, 2010 10:52 pm

    I bet 600 pokedollars on Musclewrath

  19. Ryu_Bonkosi on September 13th, 2010 10:55 pm

    The only reason your crime ring was caught?

    Because he's Gary F*CKING Oak!

  20. supreme_slayer on September 13th, 2010 10:57 pm

    Lucky for him, Professor Oak can plead senility.

  21. codemaster525 on September 13th, 2010 11:04 pm

    And you made a Halolz comment for it? Fail. I believe people in halolz have heard of the internet.

  22. MrRaccoon on September 13th, 2010 11:04 pm

    They just caught Kanto's leader, but they have yet to find the guy behind it all
    They say he hides in a mountain

  23. Nyoron on September 13th, 2010 11:06 pm

    GARY MUTHERF*CKING OAK!

  24. Yami_Bakura on September 13th, 2010 11:07 pm

    You don't see this mess happening with a Children's card game. Good to know we are more sophisticated than these old wankers.

  25. GameboyPATH on September 13th, 2010 11:09 pm

    I'll see Misty again in my nightmares tonight.

  26. MrRaccoon on September 13th, 2010 11:11 pm

    Looks like Gary
    *shades*
    did catch them all

    WOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  27. Roflcopter419 on September 13th, 2010 11:17 pm

    That's a point of view that I really don't want to see Pokemon from.

    But if we are looking at it this way, the people in the underground battles need to aim higher. They have superpowered animals for Wolf's sake.

  28. ArmyOfMidgets on September 13th, 2010 11:18 pm

    And Prof. Oak is confirmed not to appear in Pokemon Black And White…

  29. shazbot32 on September 13th, 2010 11:20 pm

    700 on dudeskull

  30. DrRickRollins on September 13th, 2010 11:25 pm

    that's because all the evidence were sent to the shadow realm or their minds were crushed by yugi and his PUBERTY POWER

  31. DrRickRollins on September 13th, 2010 11:29 pm

    I dont know who that cop is, but I can't help but NOT ignore his girth!

  32. GameboyPATH on September 13th, 2010 11:36 pm

    Props for going from 0 to 3, dude.

  33. Valiker on September 14th, 2010 12:38 am

    Rule 1 of Pokemon Club. Do Not Talk about Pokemon.

  34. hadoukenman on September 14th, 2010 12:44 am

    Then why does Gary Oak always challenge me to battle?

  35. PewnyPL on September 14th, 2010 12:44 am

    Also, that undercover officer is, you could say, main hero here. And who is mentioned first in cast section of credits? Gary Motherfuc**ng Oak!

  36. PewnyPL on September 14th, 2010 12:48 am

    800 on YellowDucky

  37. smashpro1 on September 14th, 2010 12:50 am

    I'll be seeing Oak's face from 1:43 in mine.

  38. Mentlegen on September 14th, 2010 12:55 am

    Prof. Oak used Revolver.

    It's super effective!

  39. Zyquux on September 14th, 2010 1:07 am

    This reminds me A LOT of There Will Be Brawl

  40. Mentlegen on September 14th, 2010 1:08 am

    There is something much more important in this site: the lamest pokemon ever was revealed.

  41. DM1293 on September 14th, 2010 1:13 am

    But you may be wondering WHY Gary Motherfucking Oak went out of his way to do this. When asked to comment, he mentioned "How dare my rival punch a girl. Even Gary Motherfucking Oak has class to the ladies."

  42. Tael on September 14th, 2010 1:50 am

    flail.

  43. Tael on September 14th, 2010 1:51 am

    what a stupid name!

  44. werewolfsfury on September 14th, 2010 2:15 am

    just wait until you see the afro buffalo

  45. darkdan1100 on September 14th, 2010 2:36 am

    I shall call him Shtbllz!

  46. SnowKatana on September 14th, 2010 3:20 am

    Smell Ya Later…..In Jail, and in the showers try as you may but you can't ignore his girth.

  47. MoG on September 14th, 2010 4:34 am

    I love how joeys there talking to ash bout his rattata on the phone, when hes 5 feet away. JUST LIKE THE GAME :D

  48. Dimomarg on September 14th, 2010 4:55 am

    And This is exactly why the underground path is closed in SS and HG

  49. Marzen on September 14th, 2010 6:55 am

    Wait, it took me 200 Fuckin' Pokedollars to make Misty a female! I got jipped!

  50. Marik_Ishtar on September 14th, 2010 6:56 am

    BAKUUUUUUUURA! What are you doing outside the kitchen?

  51. Marzen on September 14th, 2010 6:57 am

    I BET IT ALL ON MR. SNUGGLEKINS

  52. Juggernaut470 on September 14th, 2010 8:22 am

    Afro's make anything cool by default.

  53. Juggernaut470 on September 14th, 2010 8:23 am

    I bet over 9000 on Joeys Ratatta.

  54. Leo E. on September 14th, 2010 9:33 am

    Professor Motherfucking Oak… can fire 15 shots out of a 6-chamber revolver without reloading.

  55. Leo E. on September 14th, 2010 9:35 am

    Smugleaf… awesome.

  56. Leo E. on September 14th, 2010 9:35 am

    No, Bridget is in the top percentage of cross-dressers.

  57. DarthShadow91 on September 14th, 2010 10:13 am

    I'm beginning to think that Gary Motherfucking Oak needs his own catagory for this site.

  58. supreme_slayer on September 14th, 2010 10:46 am

    -Looks at the crushed remains of said Ratatta from an earlier fight with a Machamp- …I'll take that bet.

  59. sailoryue on September 14th, 2010 12:17 pm

    i went to an aime con over hte weekeend. some guy was cosplaying as butch misty. including makeup stubble. THIS misty atleast isnt that bad >.<

  60. SnowKatana on September 14th, 2010 12:28 pm

    Don't fuck with Gary Oak's logic.

  61. GameboyPATH on September 14th, 2010 1:27 pm

    Okay, edited. Sorry for being a dick.

  62. supreme_slayer on September 14th, 2010 1:52 pm

    Way too many shots of people just standing there, waving cash, and screaming. That was the biggest detraction of the video for me.

  63. Navy_Pheonix on September 14th, 2010 1:55 pm

    I figured it out at 1:45… lol.

  64. Missinko009 on September 14th, 2010 3:17 pm

    He likes the smell…

  65. DarthShadow91 on September 14th, 2010 4:20 pm

    DOUBLE CONCURBOW ALL THE WAY

  66. shazbot32 on September 14th, 2010 5:00 pm

    afros ftw.

  67. smartmonkey on September 14th, 2010 5:13 pm

    it cost 1000 pokedollar if you want to see lesbian mudkip.

  68. Yami_Bakura on September 14th, 2010 5:37 pm

    Oh buggar. Wait, isn't that your job? I mean, YOU let me wear the pants right?

  69. Marzen on September 14th, 2010 5:37 pm

    What happen

  70. Marik_Ishtar on September 14th, 2010 5:39 pm

    I get to wear the 'Kiss The Cook' apron while you do all the work! Remember?

  71. MrRaccoon on September 14th, 2010 5:49 pm

    Someone -1'd codemaster and PATH helped him, and Halolz turned it into a charity case and raised it to +26

    But really I don't like the joke, I mean, you don't catch pokemon trainers, you catch pokemon, the joke could be better, no ofense CM

  72. MrRaccoon on September 14th, 2010 5:51 pm

    Snobleaf you mean

  73. MrRaccoon on September 14th, 2010 6:08 pm

    All my money on Mr. Fish!

  74. wolfhowl44 on September 14th, 2010 6:14 pm

    Mind if i just drop this off… http://nerfnow.com/comic/302

  75. GameboyPATH on September 14th, 2010 6:24 pm

    And my comment was in the negatives because I was being a Smugleaf about helping him.

  76. Alpar on September 14th, 2010 7:09 pm

    Marik has the higher E-Peen.

    Bakura, get back to the kitchen.

  77. nerdygangstah on September 14th, 2010 7:17 pm

    Hello, leo. I've been coming to this site often, but just created a profile to log in and comment. I didnt have an email account and i don't need one to do anything important,and i just created an email acount, a wordpress account, and an intense debate account just so i can comment. I just wanted to say hello and to introduce myself, even though i already know most of you.

    (sorry for replying to your comment for this, its just higher on the list and you=epic so someones bond to read this comment.)

  78. nerdygangstah on September 14th, 2010 7:27 pm

    Hello, im new here.
    Im also not that good with introductions.

  79. nerdygangstah on September 14th, 2010 7:30 pm

    ITS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE CONCURBOW!!
    WOOOOOOO!!!!!

  80. Missinko009 on September 14th, 2010 7:43 pm

    THAT Smugleaf should be promoted to +30

  81. Missinko009 on September 14th, 2010 7:46 pm

    My mind…it's been blown…

  82. Missinko009 on September 14th, 2010 7:48 pm

    HA!!! I see what you did there!!!

  83. Missinko009 on September 14th, 2010 7:49 pm

    Psh, Joey's Top Percentile Rattata raised HIM.

  84. Acrazymonke on September 14th, 2010 7:51 pm

    Now he will do it to you.

  85. Yami_Bakura on September 14th, 2010 7:55 pm

    I didn't have this much trouble when I was with Zorc…

  86. bootmax55 on September 14th, 2010 7:58 pm

    Mountains…..FUCK YA!

  87. Alpar on September 14th, 2010 8:23 pm

    Oh, aside from having to rebuild the whole world and whatnot?

  88. Yami_Bakura on September 14th, 2010 8:27 pm

    No no, not that. Mainly the fact that he was always out and that incident with his mother…

  89. TheHeroPrinny on September 14th, 2010 8:46 pm
  90. LeoRaiser on September 14th, 2010 9:39 pm

    HA! Brilliant ending, actually didn't except it.

  91. Spartan_Laser on September 14th, 2010 9:47 pm

    woooooboooooooooooooooooo???
    the new "yyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh……..???"

  92. Link4all on September 14th, 2010 11:11 pm

    Pfft. Gary joined the Police just for the badge.

  93. Not_anon on September 15th, 2010 12:09 am

    Oh alpar, Always gotta get involved in things. Well it could be worse, The topic could've went to FAIA EMUBURE-

    OH SHI-

    Im sorry but your topic has been fire emblem'd. Please try again.

  94. Reclaimer077 on September 15th, 2010 12:22 am

    Cause gary caught em all.

    GARY FUCKIN OAK.

  95. Pandion14 on September 15th, 2010 12:27 am

    Gary… Motherfucking… OAK. I only realized it was him when he said "smell ya later!"

  96. Kirby_Emprer on September 15th, 2010 1:47 am

    the scariest part was oak asking if it was a boy or girl, i mean…seriously that man-woman misty thing was creepy

  97. MassiveDamage on September 15th, 2010 6:29 am

    READ FUNNY COMMENT.

    PUNCH THE GUY WHO DID IT IN THE DICK!

  98. Missinko009 on September 15th, 2010 6:29 am

    Because he's a cop that doesn't play by the rules, and her makes the rules, and well…that girth…LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!!! You CAN'T ignore THAT!!!

  99. MassiveDamage on September 15th, 2010 6:30 am

    I bet everything I have on Penis.

  100. Missinko009 on September 15th, 2010 6:30 am

    You have all eight Kanto Badges…Gary Motherfuckin' Oak has 10. WTF SHTBALLZ?!?

  101. MassiveDamage on September 15th, 2010 6:30 am

    So now he has 11 badges.

  102. MassiveDamage on September 15th, 2010 6:32 am

    It was for Professor Oak, mind you.

  103. MassiveDamage on September 15th, 2010 6:36 am

    You call that bad?
    Wait untill you see the anus pokemon.
    *shudders*

  104. MassiveDamage on September 15th, 2010 6:38 am

    In twelve seconds…

  105. Vabolo on September 15th, 2010 8:37 am

    I bet everything you have on Prof Oak's revolver.

  106. Vabolo on September 15th, 2010 8:41 am

    See: Mirror B.

  107. supreme_slayer on September 15th, 2010 12:27 pm

    I do not doubt this. Seeing as Youngster Joey just sits there all day next to the grass and calls people to tell them how awesome his Rattata is. He probably has no family.

  108. supreme_slayer on September 15th, 2010 12:28 pm

    The smell of victory, with a hint of his enemy's despair… and lemon?

  109. supreme_slayer on September 15th, 2010 12:31 pm

    I hadn't heard yet. But I still feel it was inappropriate to post.

  110. PaladinVance on September 15th, 2010 1:10 pm

    for free

  111. MasqueNoMercy on September 15th, 2010 1:21 pm

    wooboo?

  112. DrGary_Nope on September 15th, 2010 2:24 pm

    READ FUNNY REPLY.

    SHEILD DICK!

  113. Vlauer on September 15th, 2010 3:39 pm

    Looks like Officer Gary Motherfuckin' Oak is in the top percentage of all policemen….

  114. Marik_Ishtar on September 15th, 2010 5:09 pm

    Well boo hoo. Grow a pair you limey.

  115. Matterisgood on September 15th, 2010 5:47 pm

    You can't ignore that strange man's girth.

  116. Matterisgood on September 15th, 2010 5:53 pm

    I bet my life on Gary Motherfu*king Oak

    I win

  117. TheHeroPrinny on September 15th, 2010 6:01 pm

    I accidentally the restart button.

  118. Peterdivine on September 15th, 2010 6:08 pm

    I'm putting850 on Pika-Hulkamon. Not even going to be a contest.

    Wait, is he up against the Skittilord hybrid freak thing I saw in the hallway?

    CHANGE BET! CHANG- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  119. Peterdivine on September 15th, 2010 6:09 pm

    It'll be fine, just put on your SMUGFACE

  120. Peterdivine on September 15th, 2010 6:12 pm

    READ CHAIN OF DICK PUNCHING COMMENTS

    CURSE YOURSELF FOR NOT COMBO-BREAKING

  121. MrRaccoon on September 15th, 2010 7:53 pm

    Wooboo! o_q

  122. Alpar on September 15th, 2010 7:54 pm

    You were supposed to say Binky Boy. You see, this is what happens when you watch too much of the Kill Your Family show…that thing got stale after season 3. Just didn't have the same charm after that…

  123. MoG on September 16th, 2010 3:41 am

    Can't ignore his girth.

  124. MoG on September 16th, 2010 3:44 am

    Psh im entering my own pokemon… WOTTER!
    ….900 on the opposing pokemon please…. and i'd like a lemonade please…………how much?!?

  125. Leo E. on September 17th, 2010 8:36 am

    Hiya!

  126. Mitch Match on September 17th, 2010 10:54 am

    Gary Motherfucking Oak bitches

  127. Kam_Fakami on September 17th, 2010 10:55 pm

    Well it could be worse. Tristan could be looking at this conversation at this very moment.

  128. Kam_Fakami on September 17th, 2010 11:00 pm

    I'm placing a bet on Rayquaza.

  129. Kam_Fakami on September 17th, 2010 11:05 pm

    GEAR, HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?!

  130. hadoukenman on September 22nd, 2010 10:31 am

    You can't ignore his girth so why isn't he caught?

  131. imnutty on June 1st, 2011 7:40 pm

    new spray for tf2

  132. TheArrived on July 17th, 2011 10:24 pm

    Would this be an appropriate time for a Russian Reversal joke?

    No…Ok, I'll just leave then.

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