Political advertising paid for by the Pewter City Committee for the Advancement of Rock Type Pokémon. By Amanda Roback (via Brock Obama’s Facebook Page), submitted by Jakorap
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you cant blame him for the oil spill… he always has his goddamn eyes closed!
*Looks at pic* Old joke is old.
*Reads Shawn's comment* Now that IS funny.
Now the real question; is who is gonna be the first lady?
Jenny, or Joy?
You could have a shitload of money
You could have god like powers
You could become the fucking presindent
And you'll still be the lamest of the gym leaders
Stepping off Air Force One after him is the first lady… and the second lady… and the third lady…
He thought he had a chance at winning the election, Then he saw who else was running.
GARY FUCKING OAK!
I did not have sexual relations with Nurse Joy
It looks like this candidate
*puts on sunglasses*
Is going to rock this election.
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-Cues "Hail to the Chief"-
One rockin president.
Why is Brock the most popular candidate for election?
Because his promises are ROCK solid!
[yes, you can start laughing nao.]
Sir! What about Officer Jenny?
You still cry about that, dontcha?
Valuer, I'm happy for you Imma let you finish but Nope.gif
"Sir you cant have that many ladies!"
"Screw the rules I'm in love with Nurse Joy!"
Yes.
I think we can see that answer as "Both".
Health care plan: Heracross
Why the rock pokemon. The grass types need alot of love. WHY DOES NO ONE PAY ATTENTION TO GREEN THINGS. EXCEPT MONEY.
Looks like he's going to win
*shades*
By a landslide
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We have nothing to fear but Fear itself. And the Chupacabra-mon! Madre de Dios, It's gonna kill us all!
what about the countless other women he is "in love" with?
cuz weegee ruined it for everyone that is green
Who?
Are you saying that Gary Oak is McCain?
Don't you mean Rockslide?
His Stimulus Package is for the Nurses only.
Having only two Pokemon and being weak to 2 out of the three starters… Brock barely stood a chance.
Oh, I see what you did there.
Would that make it an Ol Spll?
That Chupacabra-mon is a spy!
President got $3 000 000 for "winning"
It's because of Smugleaf I tell you, they got too many money to mess with presidency
No you didn't. Stop looking at me, Look at the president. He can jizz in his pants like a boss on a boat.
His first action as president is most likely going to be the abolishment of monogamy.
"I WILL BRING CHANGE TO THIS COUNTRY!"
"Like what, sir?"
"Well, I'll open my eyes once to try and entertain a Larvitar!"
"…."
Im defending the type of my favorite pokemon. DON'T MESS WITH SMUGLEAF.
Let me be clear…
The Radio executives have the legal right to build a radio tower near the Team Rocket Pokemon tower attack. The Radio executives have the right to practice their business anywhere in this region.
I condemn the smashing of radio cards in nearby Fuchsia city. This act poses a threat to all of the Kanto citizens currently working in Johto
In soviet Ishu SMUGLEAF MESSES WITH YOU!
Wait, if Brock is president, then that means…..
PALIN: Prepare for trouble!
RUSH: And make it double!
PALIN: To protect our country from socialist notions!
RUSH: To prevent the distribution of free health potions!
PALIN: To denounce the evils of gay love!
RUSH: To put tax breaks on the rich guys above!
PALIN: PALIN!
RUSH: RUSH!
PALIN: Team GOP blasts off at the speed of light!
RUSH: Impeach Brock now, or prepare to fight!
(Glenn Beck hastily scribbles "DAT'S RIGHT!" on his chalkboard)
RON PAUL: *facepalm*
Do you not know what my favorite pokemon is.
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