BROCK OBAMA

Political advertising paid for by the Pewter City Committee for the Advancement of Rock Type Pokémon. By Amanda Roback (via Brock Obama), submitted by Jakorap

Blog Widget by LinkWithin



Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2010 · 8:02 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (410 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Categories:
Nintendo, Pokémon, Political, Strike A Pose

· Leave a comment (97 Comments)





 

97 Responses to “BROCK OBAMA”

  1. squirtle189 on September 11th, 2010 8:06 am

    you cant blame him for the oil spill… he always has his goddamn eyes closed!

  2. Caelun_Niveus on September 11th, 2010 8:18 am

    *Looks at pic* Old joke is old.

    *Reads Shawn's comment* Now that IS funny.

  3. cAlTh3MAd on September 11th, 2010 8:30 am

    Now the real question; is who is gonna be the first lady?
    Jenny, or Joy?

  4. El_bruno on September 11th, 2010 8:33 am

    You could have a shitload of money
    You could have god like powers
    You could become the fucking presindent
    And you'll still be the lamest of the gym leaders

  5. Leo E. on September 11th, 2010 8:41 am

    Stepping off Air Force One after him is the first lady… and the second lady… and the third lady…

  6. Crazysam10 on September 11th, 2010 8:48 am

    He thought he had a chance at winning the election, Then he saw who else was running.

    GARY FUCKING OAK!

  7. CdiGanon on September 11th, 2010 8:53 am

    I did not have sexual relations with Nurse Joy

  8. Histomen on September 11th, 2010 8:59 am

    It looks like this candidate

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Is going to rock this election.

    YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  9. Vosur on September 11th, 2010 9:10 am

    -Cues "Hail to the Chief"-

  10. ThatOneDude on September 11th, 2010 9:24 am

    One rockin president.

  11. Vlauer on September 11th, 2010 9:26 am

    Why is Brock the most popular candidate for election?

    Because his promises are ROCK solid!

    [yes, you can start laughing nao.]

  12. MrRaccoon on September 11th, 2010 10:15 am

    Health care plan: Heracross

  13. Not_anon on September 11th, 2010 10:22 am

    Why the rock pokemon. The grass types need alot of love. WHY DOES NO ONE PAY ATTENTION TO GREEN THINGS. EXCEPT MONEY.

  14. ACanofKickAss on September 11th, 2010 10:27 am

    We have nothing to fear but Fear itself. And the Chupacabra-mon! Madre de Dios, It's gonna kill us all!

  15. vatonnage on September 11th, 2010 10:37 am

    His Stimulus Package is for the Nurses only.

  16. juuichi on September 11th, 2010 10:49 am

    His first action as president is most likely going to be the abolishment of monogamy.

  17. Marzen on September 11th, 2010 10:51 am

    "I WILL BRING CHANGE TO THIS COUNTRY!"
    "Like what, sir?"
    "Well, I'll open my eyes once to try and entertain a Larvitar!"
    "…."

  18. spplmj on September 11th, 2010 10:53 am

    Let me be clear…

    The Radio executives have the legal right to build a radio tower near the Team Rocket Pokemon tower attack. The Radio executives have the right to practice their business anywhere in this region.

    I condemn the smashing of radio cards in nearby Fuchsia city. This act poses a threat to all of the Kanto citizens currently working in Johto

  19. Kevvo on September 11th, 2010 10:59 am

    Wait, if Brock is president, then that means…..

    PALIN: Prepare for trouble!
    RUSH: And make it double!
    PALIN: To protect our country from socialist notions!
    RUSH: To prevent the distribution of free health potions!
    PALIN: To denounce the evils of gay love!
    RUSH: To put tax breaks on the rich guys above!
    PALIN: PALIN!
    RUSH: RUSH!
    PALIN: Team GOP blasts off at the speed of light!
    RUSH: Impeach Brock now, or prepare to fight!
    (Glenn Beck hastily scribbles "DAT'S RIGHT!" on his chalkboard)

    RON PAUL: *facepalm*

  20. Histomen on September 11th, 2010 11:15 am

    http://myfacewhen.com/25/
    What has been seen cannot be unseen!

  21. arpan_gupta on September 11th, 2010 11:26 am

    Wild John Mccain appeared!
    Brock used HOPE!
    It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  22. Reclaimer077 on September 11th, 2010 11:35 am

    We are, the United Cities, of Kanto!

  23. SnowKatana on September 11th, 2010 11:43 am

    DO NOT WANT!!! O_o

  24. KamikazeGible on September 11th, 2010 11:48 am

    Yes we can catch them all!

  25. TehVortex on September 11th, 2010 12:49 pm

    Red, White & Blue Halolz watermark.

    LIKE.

  26. Zyquux on September 11th, 2010 3:06 pm

    Ahem. Gentlemen? rel="nofollow">

  27. HeavyDDR99 on September 11th, 2010 4:28 pm

    *facepalm*
    nuff said

  28. MasterLuigi452 on September 11th, 2010 6:08 pm

    Yeah he's THAT desperate.

  29. TehVortex on September 11th, 2010 8:35 pm

    …Yeah…I didn't need sleep tonight anyway…

  30. Kevvo on September 11th, 2010 11:21 pm

    "Did I ever tell you 'bout the time my friend Nick became VP? Yeah, at first I didn't believe it neither, but the President came up to Nick one day in his big fancy bulletproof limo…we didnt know who he was lookin at at first, cuz we all know the Prez never opens his eyes…but he said to Nick "I like your style. You can be VP." And Nick was all excited, ya know? He called us assclowns, ran off an we never saw him again, no sir…"

  31. Frankenstrat247 on September 11th, 2010 11:36 pm

    So that's why service is free in the pokemon centers…public pokemon option ftw

  32. LeProon on September 12th, 2010 7:55 am

    Shame that the next candidate's gonna re-roll with a Squirtle anyway.

  33. Spartan_Laser on September 12th, 2010 5:35 pm

    So who'd he run against? Hil-Misty Clinton (I know it's bad, but its all I could think of)

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!