All the greatest video game heroes fall on hard times now and then… and Companion Cube is no exception! Don’t worry bro Portal 2 is right around the corner!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 9, 2010 · 6:26 PM
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It takes 20,000 dollars for me to love you…FOR 12 SECONDS!
Can't let you deflect that, Companion Cube.
d'awww :3
Poor cuby…
I'd adopt him. :3
If you like him then you would love me. Now, as Melvin would say, how about a hug?
Just don't let it know what you did to its sibling. No one needs to know.
There's a lot of ChellxCube porn, I think it's had enough love to last a few years.
….Well….You see companion cube, the thing about that is I locked myself out of my car, and the only way to get in it now is to burn you alive in the car's thermodynamic exhaust port located in the engine or I can't get home and watch America's Got Talent. And this is the finals now.
I'm sure you understand.
…stop looking at me like that.
sure whatevah
Well, It's better than the Companion Ball, I couldn't wait to incinerate that thing.
*walks up*
Nope.
*neck elongates*
*walks away*
*Picks it up and uses as a paper weight* Perfect. *Drops five dollars on it*
Yes, but can it dance?
Companion Cube 1.5. 'nuff said.
Unfortunately, we must take it to the Emergency Intelligence Jailor. (GEDDIT BECAUSE HE'S A PROSTITUTE… thing… sorta kinda… I'll be quiet now. ;_;)
We would like to remind you,The weighted companion cube cannot stare at you,and in fact,cannot talk.
Now with IMPLANTS
Seriously,if you hit it with a crowbar it bleeds.
I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Dr hobo is one of the greatest hobo of all time.
A girl with a portal gun killed my sibling
Need money for karate lessons
Don't worry baby, your gonna deflect MY deadly photons. All. Night. Long.
CAW CAW CAW.
Me love cube long time.
(Couldn't think of anything better.)
Its supposed to be a fusion of cube and Pyramid Head, but that works too.
I call my stuffed Companion Cube that…
*hugs his Cuby*
I will never incinerate j00… (unless it's for science)
Really? Reminded me more of the Cube of War picture from way back when. My fault for never playing Silent Hill.
So that IS what it was. I thought I was wrong, but apparently not.
It forgot to put a question mark at the end.
Now our dear friend is weighted down with poverty and depression. :(
No it didn't?
You tought you had killed him, but he came back from hell, with only one desire…to be loved :3
Unless it's a spy!
He still would not threaten to stab you…he would just do it.
Isn't it 400,000 dollars, though?
I am Companion Cube. You killed my brother.
Prepare to die.
Nothing can beat Heavy x Sandvich.
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
I'm making a note here: Cube, depressed.
For science?
Noooooo!!! This would have been such an awesome picture to respond to… Curse my desire to play more Borderlands today! Well, I'll post my joke anyways…
Well, now it looks like the Weighted Campanion Cube might threaten to stab me.
NOPE.gif
i called him that too…
Agreed. I'm cheap.
No Cube, I AM YOUR BROTHER!
Suddenly, I don't feel like I want the companion cube's "love" anymore. I'm sure plenty of mani- er, turrets would agree with me.
Stop saying that!
Wow, we've got a pyramid cube above, and here we have it and the turret going at it. It's like Halolz users are working together on this.
No, I'm not fazed by this at all. I'd like to remind you of rule 34 and the many, many things that applies to (hint: everything). That picture happens to be one of the most tame of them.
One moment. Akbar?
Akbar: IT'S A TRAP!
Yeah, I'm beginning to not trust Yu-Gi-Oh characters and their offers of hugs.
Someone should tell the cube that there's no sense crying over every mistake. Just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
Look, I don't want to do this, but I've got to make these nice men in gas masks take you away to an underground bunker now to be experiemented on for science because of that. I'm sorry, but you really forced my hand with this one. On the plus side, there's a possiblity of cake.
Ok, no there isn't.
I never even played that game, but when I saw it, that's who I first thought of. He's gonna throw YOU in the thermodynamic exhaust port…
after he hacks all your limbs off, one by one, by course.
Search your processors, you know it to be true.
Ugh. I hated the companion sphere. Useless, rolly spherical raw sewage container. It had none of the charm Companion cube had.
Looks like the cube
- puts on shades --
needs some companionship
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cube Head just wants your love… And your still-beating heart in his hand.
"I am Companion Cube. You killed my brother.
Prepare to die."
I can't see the word "that" in the whole comment, you must be mistaken
But…but… It made shoes for orphans… :'(
Nice job breaking it, Hero.
NI NI NI!
You monster.
I wouldn't dare post something found by turning off SafeSearch.
This is the only rule 34 image that made me laugh instead of facepalming and losing all of the (little) faith i still have in humanity.
It.
Pyros kidnapped the companion cube to be tested for science and the false probability of cake?
Deflect deadly photons you say, huh? muahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! >:D
Yeah sure I've got a few job opportunities in mind for you.
What's that? Oh, I'm just making a note here for possible success. :3
I was implying a bunch of Not-Umbrella Corp soldiers, taking him away to a Not-Umbrella Corp underground laboratory to perform Not-Zombie experiements, so I guess that works.
Yes, it is all Apeture Science and RED/BLU team at work here, or maybe Black Mesa…
…That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.
Just remember, any news about games from Japan will more than likely give you back said hope. If only because there's a country that isn't run by "Protect the Childern!" idiots, there's still developers that forget about realism and focus on being creative, or because it just makes you laugh, and you're happy news can still do that.
However, there are certain games which will still make you facepalm (especially when the unlucky number 13 is involved).
don't trust any sinister anime villains ace
good job
you just broke the game
I even made you something for some of your not-experiments
"I'm making a note here, huge success"
Yeah, when our… er, those not-mad scientists actually make something that doesn't not-kill off an entire population due to a lack of failsafes and/or containment measures I'll… we'll… THEY'LL allow them to use that note.
Why do… they continue these not-experiments then? Well for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead, of course.
I think you're stereotyping here. After all not every sinister villain is untrustworthy. After all, in my line of work I've met countless…
…Oh right, they were all backstabbing cockbites. Well I've seen a few that…
…Oh wait, those ones were the "Clearly being set up to become a hero" villains, not "Sinister." Well there was always…
No, he ended up unleashing an "unimaginable evil" that killed him instantly rather than save the world as he intended. Ok, so what about…
Damn, I forgot. He lost his mind and went full out sinister.
Ok, maybe you MIGHT be onto something here. But I still say you shouldn't judge every villain.
What about those who were kiled in said experiments?
Should we be glad that we are not them?
Ok, a here's another incentive for it: if the science gets done, you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
sry, I think I love my slinky more
Yeah, but I've got not-experiments to run, and there's not-research to be done on the people who are still alive.
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
…*sigh*
I don't know where to start with you.
First off, the sign does not need a question mark because the sign in question is making a statement. If anything, the sign requires a period.
Secondly, you seemed to have missed the glaringly obvious fact that the whole sign is a sentence fragment. Son, I am disappoint.
Thirdly, lrn2grammar.
Japanese are one of the main reasons i facepalm these days. I like anime and their games but seeing their tv shows (specially game-shows)…well…just watch it.
And i lack the gamer knowledge to identify the game you are talking about. : /
*dwoop*
I'll adopt you companion cube! (mine got euthanized.)
im the opposite of you racoon! I AM YOUR DOPPELGANGER!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
your right! they could be…..ANTI-HERO'S
and you obliterated the fourth wall.
Hm,I am about out of love,would you like cake that is made with fish crackers instead?
Ninja Warrior redeems them.
ill take the cube as long as he will keep his evil doppelganger the companion sphere away from me
i know who you are your parasol that makes experiments on zombies for the military (Resident evil LOL)
you don't know the TRUE EVIL of the companion sphere it is either evil or a spy or its just wants to kill you