Don’t fuck with Joey’s Rattata… that guy is in like, the top percentage of all Ratatta!
He’s so badass he doesn’t even NEED to evolve into Raticate!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 8, 2010 · 3:11 AM
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The only thing better is when you get a crappy level one magicarp and just buff the hell out of him with awsome abilties. And Never EVER evolve him.
People are all like "What a magicarp? what can that d-OHGODMY EYES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY TEAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
ಠ_ಠ
Yes. Because you can pwn everything with Tackle and Splash.
Magikarp can learn tackle?!
Magikcarp can learn Hyper Beam.
And flail, mah boi :]
Saying your Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata is like saying your shit is in the top percentage of all shit.
Your point being?
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Damn, you Joey!!!
It's so awesome it can actually evolve into a raticate just to fight you and mess with your mind, but as soon as you leave it'll turn back into a rattata to taunt you!
But never ask it to fight a beedrill, or a ho-ho… in fact never ask him to fight anything that's not you, he'll lose on pourpose just to taunt you
I didn't know Rattata wore sunglasses. I guess they're comfy and easy to wear.
And Bounce O_O
They're changing… Be afraid, be very afraid…
odd magikarp.
Am I the only one here who was reminded of Boota?
To quote Waiting, that's like being the smartest kid with Down's Syndrome.
You just barely won with Joey's Rattata, you move a bit north
And who's there with pokemon at full health?
Gary Motherfucking Oak
I feel like Joey has short term memory loss and calls me every time he remembers to tell me this…I feel like Joey has short term memory loss and calls me every time he remembers to tell me this…
You think you are beast with a full party of lv. 100's.
And who puts them in their place?
Joeys motherfuckin' Rattata.
Why there is no "I hate it!" button on FaceBoot? :/
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Good thing I have infinite potions hack. >.>
OH SHII—-
*head twists and explode*
Those aren't sunglasses. He's just so fucking awesome that his eyes evolved into sunglasses.
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
He's here to kick ass and eat poffins. And he's all out of poffins.
I used this guy as my F.E.A.R. once. His presence alone makes my opponents flee and drop money. Not the kind of F.E.A.R. I was looking for, but it was still effective!
Yeah, theres that one guy is popped-five-collars cool….but is he "Trainer with a rat who wears shades" cool?
this is joey's rattata -- your argument is forever invalid
no joke implied there, its just the f*cking truth
Just want to point out the placement of the 'halolz.com' watermark.
DAT ASS.
So he's incapable of doing CSI jokes? Or is every line he says a CSI joke?
That'll teach me for challenging Joey with 5 different poffins and the 'just about beaten' Pidgey.
Just when I thought I was safe from those scouts…you pull me back in.
I feel something similar to Juggler Irwin. Either Route 35 is constantly buzzing with talk of me or Irwin contuinally forgets he has already told me how moved he is by my escapades. …It's really kind of creepy like he's-…oops dropped my balls.
so you see thaat joeys rattata is badass, yeah. but you still believe that this was a real reason to call you at the wrong times. but then, with some of your free time you decide to take him on in a battle.apparently, his rattata is pretty baddass.
you ask him "how did you train it to be so strong?" joey says "i put it in daycare." wait, thats not the daycare he took me to.
its GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK'S HOUSE
I'm glad to know that my actions will have impact on someone else's mind.
You know -- nightmares have feelings too, it'd be cruel if i let them die…
If my shit's trainer called me every 3 minutes, I would challenge it to battle nevertheless.
He can remove the sunglass film on his eyes if he so chooses. Otherwise it's impossible.
I think you were, but now that I think about it, I can see the similarities.
Yanno the only thing better than Joey's Rattata?
RATTATA'S ON MOTORCYCLES!
Arceus just came.
Rattata on motorcycles!
I don't get it, but +1 for Joey.
And don't forget, I'm the top Rattata!
+1 manliness for Gurren Lagann reference.
With hacks it can learn anything.
damn straight!
what about his sister…
doesnt she live there too?!?
I think you just explained the joke without realizing it.
he means so he can f*cking own that bitch i agree with tehvortex