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Why do those Bob-omb’s put cannons around the park anyway?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2010 · 1:36 AM
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Ah, don't worry. This is how Mario usually takes the route for shopping.
….Well the nearest supermarket is in World 4, you can't blame him.
On second thoughts, let's not!
Seven miles away, there is another cannon with Luigi on it. They will both fly off at the same time, fist extended outwards. They will be the pioneers in the most epic brofist ever.
He's forgetting his wing cap. Which means he's in for a…
*sunglasses*
…rough landing!
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
when Luigi told Mario to do a cannonball i don't think this is what he meant
Wait a minute… No gloves… no long-sleeve shirt… full beard… and sunglasses…?
THAT MARIO'S A SPAH!!!
Or at least he's in Super Mario Sunshine mode without gloves and with moar facial hair.
Now its time for good idea bad idea.
*Turns on lightbulb* Good Idea: Getting into a cannon if you're Mario.
*Turns off lightbulb* Bad Idea: Getting into a cannon if you're a fat bald plumber in real life.
I've just wondered what it would be like to travel by cannon after seeing this pic.
If Nintendo approved of this imaged, would that make it…. Canon?
This is more sad then a dead puppy.
(Funnier too…)
"WORLD 8! HERE I COME!"
To Good Egg Galaxy…. AND BEYOND!!
The Institute of Transportation devices of the Mushroom Kingdom makes the next announcement:
The pipe network will be closed fue to a leak from the second pipe network, the one really used for waste. We recomend using the canon pipes, wich are still working, and the canon network.
May we make a warning that only the official cannons have a mushroom logo and are operated by Toads
DO NOT ENTER A BILL BLASTER BY MISTAKE, the Institute of Transportation Devices of the Mushroom Network will not hold responsability for any death caused by sheer stupidity
(yeah, I'm writting a paper, this is the best you'll get from me right now)
Meowth, that's right!
Luigi: Weegee, that's right!!!
Yoshi: YASHI!!!
I fire off from a cannon as my main transportation.
Got a problem with that?
geez mario
youll just never learn hunh?
Well, maybe Luigi is in the air, being fired at a downward angle?
Again, no obstacles were specified.
Then Mario will die.
…but he forgot the gunpowder.
"This will show em' world 9 DOES exist!"
To survive he must do a barrel roll