Jeez, this guy has more pent up rage than Ogre playing on our TF2 server!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 6, 2010 · 5:12 AM
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Ah, this video. I was wondering what took so long for it to pop up on Halolz. It even appeared on the Steam page for TF2 at one point.
It seems ChoZo's a legend now, you mention any of his lines and someone will reply with more RAGE!
I want his lungs.
I heard this so many times on the halolz server, and someone said it was from an "Awesome" video. Hell, he even sounded and talked like how egoraptor would in his vids.
Too bad it was just someone raging :V
FUCK YOU
UNLIMITED POWER!
THIS IS FUCKING AWSOME AND ALL FUCKING THINGS ASIDE I AM PUTING PARTS OF THIS IN MY FUCKING MICSPAM FOLDER
FUCK
Also i guess he leiks fucking metroid judgeing from his fucking name, no?
DONT RUN! DONT RUN!
Ogre's evil twin mayhaps? Wait… that would mean…
TROOOOOOOOOOOOLL IN THE DUNGEON!
DEPLOY THAT SHIT!
Ogre has a temper? I know I haven't played on the server in a week or three, but he never struck me as the FUCK COCK FUCK SHIT type.
THIS ISN'T STRAWBERRY! IT'S RAWBERRY!
There is way more positive feedback then I thought there would be.
I HAVE NATASCA! FUCK!
Can you say, fuck?
His fuck count is, OVER 200!!!!!
This guy makes Ogre seem tame. Very tame.
I'M FUCKING HUNGRY!
BRB 30 MINUTES
"Awww, and this is the worlds smallest violin"
I liked the part where he said fuck
Now who else expects to see him on the 11 o' clock news because he died from an aneurysm?
I GOT ULTIMATE NERD RAGE!!!!!
"Chozo, call for medic"
"….MEDIC! MEDIC! FUCKING MEDIIC!!"
THROW YOUR BODY IN FRONT OF THE UBER!!
6:39
Healing: Tobias Funke, M.D. Analrapist
XD
Just thought you should know.
Thank god he didn't take his powerthirst.
Do you think the rager will give me a heart?
Not really, but he bans on hairtrigger.
Wow, I saw this video a long time ago.
Well, I guess Halolz….
*shades*
… wasn't in on the rage.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reminds me when I dominated Dr. Sod M. E. (Yes that was his name.)
Oh steveintheevening, you blowhard!
Like a puppy…
THAT YOU JUST WANNA STRANGLE. AND THEN NEUTER TO PROTECT FUTURE GENERATIONS.
Nah, I jest. :P We love ya Ogre.
At first, I wanted to punch that guy, then I realized that he's an awesome troll trollin' and giving the rest of us some good lulz.
It seems that if you rage in a humorous manner on video games, you end up here.
Huh.
His rage is FUCKing annoying
I've never been on the TF2 server so I have no idea who Ogre is.
I just can't picture him at all.
You could say,
I can't see his Ogre Face.
Well, Tobias was the first to combine those two specialties… an analyst and a therapist… the world's first analrapist.
I believe playing Team Fortress 2 is the closest thing to experiencing an orgasm with another person involved as he will get.
And to top it off, my ears feel well and truly raped.
"what are you trying to say…." that was my fav!
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my TF2 Rage.
I Just only need a medic.
ITS JUST HAM!
well….fuck.
DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN!
Relevant:
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This fucking ragist (yes I know it's not a word, shut up) is fucking scripting the whole fucking thing. Fuck. At least I fucking think so. Now to scream incessantly.
I NEED TWO FUCKING MEDICS ON ME AT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
wait wut?
MPV MOTHERFUCKERS! N-N-MOTHERFUCKING P
Jesus fucking Christ, where the fuck did this cunt learn such shitty language?
How bout a brain, or some courage?
http://www.halolz.com/2010/04/25/the-foes-miltank…
he once banned himself.
You can't beat his Brooklyn Rage.
if only that were real fucks and not mic spam
GOOD JOB MEDIC!!!!
You think he has any of those?
I can see this guy singing: America FUCK YEAH!
I somehow sensed an implied hatred.
Who else payed attention to the part where that one guy micspammed the sad violin tune?
….No one?
….Clever boy.
oh yea,i saw that,it was hallirous
TROLL!!!
I helped.
That's why they call him Gary "fucking" Oak.
or a Kitty.
Yes…a kitty
*Runs*
The world's smallest violin. rel="nofollow">
Damn,So many fucks this could be a tenacious D. song with a joint rap from (name generic rapper)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR! GIVE THIS SHIT 5 FUCKING STARS RIGHT NOW! I WANT +1'S ON ME AT ALL FUCKING TIMES YOU HEAR ME MOTHERFUCKERS!?
I want this MICSPAM NOW
NOW
NOWNOWNOW
He's drunk…..we don't have an excuse.
His swear count is… somewhere in the 800 range, I believe. By the first half of the video.
Why? So you can use it on me whenever I own you?
Just kidding, I love you!
This would have been more funny to me if not for the fact that it seemed like he was just being annoying, and not actually mad.
All of them.
MEDICS,I ONLY HAVE 1 FUCKING MEDIC,I NEED MORE MEDICS,I NEED ANOTHER OH THERE WE GO.
Ogre is finally beaten.
CAN'T…. STOP…. LAUGHING!!!!
BAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH-
*wheeze**wheeze*
AWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!
Greedy heavy is greedy "I NEED TWO FUCKING MEDICS HEALING ME AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!"
This is actually a cleverly disguised advert for haterade. rel="nofollow">
This isn't a real rage, his just trying to get banned from the server.
"This isn't Strawberry…!"
*Sunglasses*
"IT'S RAWBERRY!!!!!11!!!1ONE"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
ChoZo: Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my 2Fort Rage
(I will make them drink jarate)
Tuh tuh tuh 2Fort Rage, Tuh tuh 2Fort Rage (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUCK)
Wow, that's old school.
+1 to you, good sir.
I havent seen a fuck count that high since my senior prom :p
Gentlemen, its been an honor playing with you. *plays small violin*
DONT RUN. Its just ham.
THIS ISN'T STRAWBERRY! ITS RAWBERRY! GET FUCKED. RELEASE THE RAGE!
Favourite Fuck: #158 (@6.30).
"DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY FUCKING GUN!"
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you do
im fucking editing it right now :D
OH GOD THE PUNS!!!
That…that is hilarious…
I can understand a heart or a brain, but what would courage be?
…testicles.
So? Your deadly skill is saying fuck? Mine is murdering people.
Im not allowed to fucking swear all the fucking time so i fucking can't say fuck. I wish I could though so i could rage some more…
What!? 800 are you sure!?
Who's they?
Wonder how many servers we can fill with ChoZo invoked rage by spamming voiceclips….
I think I'm going to get 4:35-4:40 as micspam XD
The thing is, he isn't raging. Maybe he was at first, but I think he simply enjoys this. Why do I feel if I meet him in person he would have a monocle, top hat, and be a perfect gentleman?
For everything that's holy and unholy and Captain Falcon, don't ever micspam this on Halolz TF2 server. Last time someone played Vagina Monologues YuGiOh TAS I nearly died from laughter… This could be worse
When I paused it, the counted was at 59, since this was almost two minutes into the video, I predicted that he'd say FUCK 315 times (he had a average of 30 FUCKs per minute at that two minute mark)
That guy doesn't sound angery enough.
I guess you could say he's a bit of a buff banner.
The 200+ girls.
Uh oh. I feel a hot beat coming on. here we go. WHOOOOA! YEEEEEAH!
Ohhhhhhh, Ogre's best in match.
Ohhhhhhh, Ogre's best in match.
Oh Ga Nah Nah Nah
Roma roma ma
Ga Ga Go Go Gah
I want ban romance
Oh Ga Nah Nah Nah
Es Tee Eff You Lawl
Mic Spam, Vote Kick, Gone
I want ban romance.
I want his anger, His gamerscore too
I want his crit magnets On Team Red and Blu
I want Ogre
Ga Ga Ga, I want Ogre
I want to pwn him, but he wouldn't stand still.
I want a well-deserved Domination kill.
I want Ogre
Not spelled "ger"- I want Ogre
You know that you're top dog.
And grumpy server mod.
I want a ban, a ban romance.
Impatient of all the pubbers in the match
They too can have a ban romance.
Backstabs won't register for you in this match
Mod abuse and have a ban romance.
Ohhhhhh, Ogre's sick of this match.
Ohhhhhh, Ogre raged and left the match.
Oh Gah Nah Nah Nah
Pissed off fuck ass cahnt
Campa, u mad brah?
I want ban romance.
Oh Gah Nah Nah Nah
LOLWUT Nat nat nat.
Dumb song, ooh la la
I want ban romance.
this is y i love the dalokohs creaters, evryones so nice and relaxed.
Also:
FUCK YEAH RAPE BANNER.
AW FUCK I'M OUT OF AMMO.
NO DON'T TALK.
UUUUUUBEEEERCHAAAAAAARGE!
DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN!
F-U-C-K LETS GO!
BONESAW'S REEEEEADEEEEEEEE!
MORE LIKE GREAT FUCKING JOB!
DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY FUCKING GUN!
ULTIMATE NERD RAAAGE!
Oh Hamburgers.
I know the guy in real life, and his isn't as perfect gentleman.
THIS ISN'T STRAWBERRY! IT'S FUCKING RAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i smell a meme
Ogre pretty much ties with this guy.
Testicle*S*! That way no one has to share!
FUCKING DEPLOYING A FUCKING SENTRY. FUCK.
Christian Bale? In my TF2?
And here I am thinking that there was still some sense of civility and common decency on the internet. I was sorely mistaken…
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun CHOZO ATTACK CHOZO ATTACK
Lucky bastard!
so the trolls on this site play TF2 as well!?
shit theres no escape from these guys!
There needs to be different font sizes here.
Uber.
Uber!
UBER!
FUCK!
Shhhh, you are ruining our fun!
I loved that bit.
25 Fuckstreak = Tactical F-Nuke Incoming!
analtherapist?
I was almost expecting him to WRYYYYYYYY in at least one point in his rage.
Really? You guys seriously posted this video? I was pretty sure Ogre hated the chozo micspams BECAUSE of me.
Until the game goes into "Ogre Time!"
I think that was me. I do micspam this now and then on the server. Usually when people ask for it.
Nope.avi
but why ruin a perfectly good speculation :(? Would've been fun.
But i'm pretty sure he just rages this much while playing right?
+1 for noticing the Arrested Development reference, I totally missed it. He was also healing the Patty Cake Champion before that. RIP Nappa.
What's the worst this Ogre can do? Scream at us?
I guess we can say that this kid's mind…
*sunglasses*
…is fucked up.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yes! At this rate of swearing, soon he'll achieve Tourrette's Guy Level 2!
I wonder what would happen if we put this guy and Ogre in the same game on the same team.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
it's more likely than you think.
rage more than ogre?…is it possible?
@KBman:
I NEED TO GET SOME FUCKING FOOD IN ME!
@Kbman:
I NEED TO GET SOME FUCKING FOOD IN ME!
Did somebody order a LARGE HAM!? *chews scenery*
You win the internet.
Stop Healing Soldiers; Medics heal Heavies?
Not necessarily true.
A) I ruin speculation because its just plain old fun.
B) ChoZo is a man that does things for the lolz.
Rage quit. Don't we love them. (rage quit. cause= HEAVY NEED FOOD)
Hey guys guess what? Chozo's back in Ultimate Chozo's Rage part 2 heres a link rel="nofollow"> hope you like the rape pounding