Space karate in Metroid:Other M is fun I guess… still kind of prefer the wave beam though. PEW PEW!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2010 · 11:58 PM
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Too bad the game sucked… Team Ninja ruins everything
I beat this today… It actually was only half bad. Could’ve been a lot worse. Except for the writing. The writing couldn’t have been any worse if Team Ninja was trying.
I beat this today… It actually wasn't half bad. It could have been a lot worse.
Except the writing. The script couldn't have been any worse if Team Ninja was trying.
And thus Samus showed Falcon her moves.
and it was good
Come now, they could have had Kojima write it.
Name one thing kicking sonone in the face can do that shooting somone can't do better?
If you look above her right thigh, you can see she's giving a thumbs up for the camera!
Roundhouse kick… Chuck Norris thought her that move.
You should know you not aloud to have an opinion that goes against what the majority thinks.
Now why would she use her Arm Cannon? What is this, Halogic.com?
No, no, Samus taught Chuck Norris that move.
Samus was actually trying to falcon kick…but that doesn't work too well when you whole body is surrounded by metal armor.
allowed*
Samus: Kicking ass and firing ammo
and she's out of ammo
that's why she's kicking ass
uh…
Regardless, he'll need more than a Falcon Punch to get some of that action.
DYNAMIC ENTRY!
Alternate caption: Samus used Mega Kick!
You forgot to put an "are" between "you" and "not"
Just saying
FALCON CHARM!
can i has grammer war plz?
my spider sense…..
THERE IS A -1TROLL
Chuck Norris does not teach anything, he thinks of said move and anyone within a 10 meter radius learns it.
Touche.
Sure go ahead *signs diplomacy of war*
YEAH TOAST
You forgot to but a period after "opinion".
OBJECTION!!!
Samus never runs out of ammo
Boot to the head.
OBJECTION!!!
She runs out of missile ammo
And thus did Samus Aran out-do Viewtiful Joe at his own game.
It was a "They live" reference.
SHhhhhhh they have spies EVERYWHERE…
OOOH just like pokemon! wait they can't do that…
Disregard opinions.
Acquire Epeen.
Am I the only one that just want's her to stop wearing her armour?
But Samus already knows four moves!
OBJECTION!
There's always enough missile ammo to go around.
AND THEY WERE 1337!
in other news.. 100p ON MOTORCYCLES! :U
You know, I rarely use physical attacks. Nice job assuming I kick then shit out of everything, smartass.
It's not very effective…
Aww, I put a lot of effort into this game, too. I even went through the trouble of TALKING. Oh well, you can't please everyone.
Well, at least she's doing it right.
Did Team Ninja add they're famous super bouncy boob physics on Samus?
I am sorry will you still be my friend?
Jump, Kick.
It's all in the mind.
Samus used Hi-Jump Kick!
The attack missed.
Samus crashes to the ground and takes damage!
Samus' armour has fallen off!
Fanboys are rejoicing!
Well played!
Rather unsurprising, I suppose, but there IS a Halogic.com It's quite as lame as it sounds.
well this is just bullshit im ratman D ratty and now i lost my effin account due to a dumb mistake =_= i accidently changed my email to my new wanted name ugh
Hmmmm…
maybe it's
1. kick projection
2. ????
3. ????
4.profit?
LAZOR to the head.
I haven't played that game yet, but I have to ask: Did you ever remember that black guy? Because I didn't.
You can buy that domain name, if you want, for $5000. https://auctions.godaddy.com/trpItemListing.aspx?…
What about in Brawl?
Team Ninja ruined your mom last night. >.>
Unfortunately, no.
OBJECTION!
What about Metroid Prime Hunters? If I remember correctly The Power beam had Limited ammo in that game!
Speaking of which you're almost to 69 I'll Help *+1
She's probably been playing too many fighting games again.
knowing team ninja I'm expecting a Breast suit…
I think not
Posting while sleepy does lead to mistakes.
I forgot to "but" a period?
Also there is no need for one after "opinion"
Keep them alive?
And killed him.
OBJECTION!!!
Missile ammo can be recharged using the Concentration skill!
So are you! "+1"
I dunno, to me it looks like she's giving that Virtua-Pirate the finger.
God dammit, the ONE character I would get rid of my hatred of boob physics for!
I'm surprised you need to ask that question.
We're on the internet, dude.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pfff, periods suck.
Just ask women.
Disregard that, I suck cocks?
I see a lot of people claiming that Samus is better than Falcon.
Church of Samus anyone?
TCC, You made it to FUCKING 100 e-peen, That is so FUCKING awesome, Im so FUCKING happy for you. Yes I was reading your avatar and description.
And to my pet Zebesian Pirate, I leave my entire estate of a Boot to the Head.
Using said projectile weapon inside the mouth of the opponent to blast the inside of the brain at literally-point-blank range?
Well… a lot of people do worship her, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.
Samus doesn't screw (attack) around!
Apparently this was deserving of a negative score. I added +1 for you to see if it helps.
"NINTENDO JUST MAKES THE SAME GAME OVER AND OVER IT IS SO DUMB"
Nintendo adds something new to a franchise
"OHMYGOD WHY WOULD YOU RUIN THIS FRANCHISE. IT SUCKS."
He just wasn't worth the ammo.
Ironicly, shoot them in the foot.
Pretty much!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Their
Roundhouse kicks: because some mooks aren’t worth infinite ammo.
100p ON MOTORCYCLES?!
(On a side note, I should join you in due time)
They can if they use Sketch or Me First.
Ya gotta believe!
And I leave my fortune of $10 million to the people of Brinstar so they can afford to move somewhere decent!
Missiles: Made from Concentrate
The blonde jokes write themselves!!!
GRAMMAR BALL!!!
*someone
Also input other grammatical errors my brain spilled on the floor from the lack of sentence structure
I was actually expecting a MEGA UBER SUICIDE difficulty level but…that works too.
That's better than most girls I know. They won't even TOUCH a game controller let alone a fighting game.
My fellow gentlemen, teach your girlfriends how to play video games. Otherwise, we'll all die before hot gamer chicks become a normalcy.
BELIEVE IT!!!
His name is Anthony Higgs. Why nobody calls him Tony, I don't know.
Achievement unlocked: "Service Provider"
Women shouldn't talk unless talked to. They should be seen & not heard. They are only permitted in the bathroom, the kitchen, the bedroom, and the grocery store. Also, they are required to know how to please a man, keep themselves looking attractive, and make sandwiches. That's all. This "bounty hunter" role you've got going is only because you're being supervised by a MALE. You're only permitted to use certain weapons based on authorization from your commanding officer, who just so happens to be a MALE. Your mind…it's been blown.
either way It's awsome
Not funny. I listen to his orders because I respect his judgment.
Also, you're lucky Galactic Federation law prevents me from murdering you.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Why troll samus when you can troll Tifa or Wonder Woman insteadv
Virtual alien space pirates. WHAT?
ONE HUNDRED E PEEN ON MOTORCYCLES?!
Not if they just so happened to be caught in the crossfire.
Actually that is just a typo.
Get back in the kitchen.
But even so, Samus is about the only person who can wear a bright orange full-body armor suit and still make it look damn sexy.
i thought he wanted her to show him her boobs… but i guess falcon's ok with just showing your moves too.
Couldn't the same be said of any game franchise? Lets take Halo.
"OHMYGOD WHY DONT I HAVE A HEALTH BAR THIS SUCKS."
"OHMYGOD ITEMS ARE TEH GAYZ."
And Falcon forbid you get into a Banshee and pilot it like a pro; specially two of them in Halo 1.
AND FALCON DAMNIT YOU PEOPLE SUCKED THEN AND YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL A STUPID BANSHEE ARGH. *Turns off fanboy rage*
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
brainbleachplz
Lol, feminism.
I think we're all forgetting that Samus is the one character that should never, under any circumstances, be over-sexualized.
*facepalm*
That's her index finger…
Feminism is just the other side of the sexist coin.
Don't deny that you'd love for her armor to fall off.
One hundred e peen on motorbikes.
Huh? They repealed that law. Go for your life.
Two words: Adam Malkovich
You respect his judgement, yet he would've let you burn alive if he didn't authorize you to use the Varia Suit feature in your power suit or forgot to notify you of such permission. Hate to break it to you "princess" but you're a tool of the Galactic Federation. I'm just stating this for your own good. (^_^) "Princesses" like yourself tend to be locked away in towers or end up as damsels in distress. If you want to be free, you'd better wake up. Just sayin'
Hehe, 69…
(TT-TT) I thought you'd have my back…
OHMYGOD WHY WON'T SONIC HAVE ANY GOOD GAMES?!?!
*Sonic 4 is announced*
OHMYGOD SEGA IS GOING TO RUIN SONIC!!! LET'S BOYCOTT BY BUYING THE ORIGINAL SONIC(???)!!!!
since when did samus decide to kick things.
NINTENDO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!???
I don't know… the quality of the picture makes it hard to tell. I can see the possibility of the middle-finger or the thumb, but the index I don't really see.
OBJECTION!
It just lost rapid fire function
Nope.avi
Shawn are you kidding?
She just Chuck Norris-round house kicked a space pirate…
Captain Falcon ain't got sh*t on her >:D
I lol'd
Her thumb is in front of that blue light.
You can see the rest of her hand to the right, the index finger extending the farthest, and the others kinda blurred together.
Okay, THAT was a stupid decision, but besides that his decisions were mostly for the better of everyone. And one mission under Federation command hardly qualifies me as a tool.
since samus is writing here
WHERE"S THE SEQUEL TO FUSION HUH?
AND WHEN IS THE NEXT NEXT STARFOX SEQUEl????
Hate to break it to ya princess, but you'll be taking a LOT more missions from the Galactic Federation. Good luck in the Tetra Galaxy, I heard that some other bounty hunters want in on that ultimate Alimbic weapon. I suppose you could blame the GF for the unincripted Mission File 79109. Just don't get the life sucked out of ya. Don't forget to run like hell when that timer ticks…those totem poles and giant eyeball security systems want your head on a platter. It's a shame how overly consistent that alien race was. Not so bright when they make all of their guardians the same…Oh, and umm…yeah you might want to read up on your Alimbic history & keep your head held high. Otherwise you may have an "untimely" death. Good luck though!!!
YOUR OPINION, DID WE ASK FOR IT?!? TITS OR GTFO…ALWAYS!!!
It must've been her "time of the month". No worries, she'll be back to blasting in no time.
Metroid Prime Hunters doesn't count towards the story, does it?
(darkdan1100 fail)
Hm, so someone who asks for +1s gets over +120, whereas someone who's right gets negatives?
Halolz, I hardly knew ye.
(Not trying to rip on chetoos8 or anything, just making a comparison.)
Well, it's debatable considering that there weren't any actual Metroids in the entire quadrant, but…most still consider the mission "cannon". Then there was that one time the Galactic Federation…
I +1'd you Leo. And why IS that? Most likely people want humor rather than logic.
Non-canon, therefore, not valid. I think… meh, still prefer shooting to kicking.
Is Lord Grammer Nazi sick today? You seem to be doing a lot of grammer hammering.
I hear that. But from my experiences, humor usually doesn't work when it's based off false premises… this situation would be like me saying, "Isn't it funny that the football teams the Patriots and the Browns have the same logo when they're rivals?" when they don't have the same logo and aren't rivals.
Captain Falcon is out of usable moves!
Gave sympathetic apology to the victor…
…
Captain Falcon whited out!
Sure,* ahead.*
Trolls are very entertaining, wouldn't you agree?
To Samus, TAKE IT OFF!!!