When my friend told me he was going to pirate TF2… this isn’t what I had in mind!
By Fenomena, submitted by everyone.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 1, 2010 · 1:53 PM
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Don't run, it's just rum!
BEST TF2 MOD EVER.
In most ways the Demoman is already a pirate.
"Pirating's good work, mate. Out of doors…."
SECRET Pirate Fortress
who SECRET borrow the intelligence
/obscurereference
I don't know about you guys, but I would sure as fuck buy this game.
Only fitting the Pyro would wear a death doctor mask. Well played, Fenomena.
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEEDEE, BEING A HEAVY IS ALRIGHT TO BE
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A HEAVY IS FREE, YOU ARE A HEAVY.
YOU ARE A HEAVY!
WE GOT US A MAP!
THAT'LL LEAD US TO HIDDEN DISPESNERS
ALL LOCKED UP WITH HAX
AND LOCATED DEEP AWAY
WE'LL SHOOT UP THAT DISPENSER
'CAUSE WE KNOW IT'S FULL OF PRECIOUS METALS
FIRST UNCODE THE HAX
AND THEN WE SAY
…Wait, what, all that for a Texas Slime Dome? Really?
That pirate spy's a ninja!
ARRR-Rectin a dispenser
I wouldn't buy it.
*sunglasses*
I'd pirate it.
Arghhh, too many little NINJAS on this team! I was told, we'd be fighting PIRATES!
YEEEEEEAAAAAA-
oh wait, sorry, I meant
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hmmm… Does this mean Blu Team would be Ninjas?
The sword part, the eyepatch part, or the fact he blows things up?
I guarantee you won't go hungry. Because by the end of the day, long as there are two people left on the ocean…
HARR HARR HUDDA HARR!
savy?
Also, Heavy's parrot is called Sandvich, yeah!
*sees medic's hands*
prostate cancer check just got a wittle bit more painful….
Noone expects the spanish inquisition!
What would the ubercharge be?! O____o
Those and the always drunk part.
My parents do not care for it.
"I'm not a crazed knifeman, dad, I'm a treasure hunter. Well, the difference being one leads to rum and the other leads to a hook in yer arm!"
What's that Polly?
Kill them all, good idea!
Arrgh!
In the next Update the Demoman will receive a stump leg and a Parrot companion
Pirates have standards:
Be rude
Be scurvy
Have a plan to pillage everyone you meet
Rum, but not just any rum. It would be…
!REDRUM
Does he still put it in his pants?
What do we do with a drunken demo
What do we do with a drunken demo
What do we do with a drunken demo
Early in the morning?
Also, downloading TF2 just now. After knowing most of the humor and memes surrounding it, I figured that I should finally go and actually play it. 3 hours remaining.
*twiddles thumbs*
Greatest. Comment. EVER.
"Savvy". LTP.*
*-Learn to Pirate
Yar har, fiddle dee dee..
If you like to kill babies, you are a Heavy!
Something tells me the heavy's weapon no longer costs 400000 dollars to fire for twelve seconds. Unless it's firing cannonballs of SOLID GOLD.
…
…
Actually, this wouldn't surprise me.
Of course not. That would be silly. And besides, it has been irreversibly proven that:
Pirate=Ninja
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/…
QED
My chief weapon is fire. And axes! Fire and axes! My two weapons are fire and axes! And shotguns. …My three weapons are fire, axes, and shotguns. And my almost fanatical study of use of the Hadouken. …Uh, my four… no, amongst my weaponry are such elements as fire, axes, shotguns, Hadouke- you know what, I'm just gonna try this again.
Soldier: Welcome to the Salty Seas of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!
BTW do you think we will finally be ale to hear the Pyro's voice without a gas mask?
You mean "That quaker's a spah!"?
Simple, we give him more grog!!
Well, we all know that National Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up soon. Maybe Valve will surprise us…
…
…
…
Right Valve?
Spys sappin' mah swabbie!
The enemy is stealing our rum!
The enemy is pillaging our checkpoint!
*bursts into room*
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!
Before or after he eats half of it?
I can only assume that as a pirate Demo Man would never be sober again.
What makes me a good piarte, man? If I was a bad pirate, man, I would be sitting here, with scurvy now would I?
It saves $400,000 to eat an orange… for twelve seconds.
wait, but that means he eats his parrot o.O
Well, this is the past. A single dollar is considered a lot of money. So, basically I guess it would go: "It takes 40 dollars and ten cents to fire this cannon… Twelve times."
Then what would the regular rum Demoman drinks, then? Or Bonk!? Just other types of rum? >>
IT TAKES 400000 SECONDS TO FIRE THIS CANON 12 TIMES
Heh, I submitted this too.
We must make a team up people to mod the fuck out of this and make it. They will be rewarded.
With cake.
Why is the scrumpy always gone.
The Demoman is NEVER sober. There are only varied degrees of drunkenness.
HIS CANNONBALLS ARE MADE OF IRON!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH SPYCHECK!
RRRRRRRR ye ready for this awesome game?
Agreed. Thanks to him im ashamed of my tiny comment :0
*Bursts out of Doctors stomach*
OR KIRU,HE MAKES RANDOM POSTS.
Do what you want cause a Pirate is free! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
there are fifteen ninjas in the pic above… I found sixteen
I was going to say the exactly same thing, and you….you just…
GET OUT OF MY HEAD SAM!
Seaweed grows, ships sail, anchors sink, and me hearties? I hurt people.
Nice man, it's a great game, by your avatar you seen to like to play snipers, i will see you in-game…at least your back.
Not as good as Ninja Fortress II.
The only way he could have made it better is if he successfully incorporated Fire Emblem, Mudkipz, Robosex, or another meme into it. That comment is so simple, it is not just full of pure win, it's spewing out win in every direction! masashi98 = win.
I still argue that they should be. It'd be like their colors. And of course…."All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others".
…From Animal Farm? BY GEORGE ORWELL?
READ A BOOOOOK!!!!
It costs 3200000 pieces of 8 to fire this cannon for 12 seconds
SOMEONE DISPENSE +1 TO HIM QUICK!!!
WARNING: A RED SPY IS ON THE SHIP, PROTECT THE TREASURE.
It seems that the Heavy…
*Eyepatch*
…got balls of steel.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Shiver me timbers, 'tis the Red Sniper Rifle Spot!
WOW, I made it to more than 69 e-peen :D
Time to do a crappy photoshop job including my Icon and Top-Hat and Monocle!
Ninjas FTW
*kicks in door*
*points at Kiru*
purge the alien
What's that Polly? Kill them all? Good idea!
pyro needed fire bombs
I remember that book. Freakin' pigs. They betrayed them!
Nope, that's the Demo. Take a closarrr look.
We must not suffer the xeno to live.
ANOINT IT WITH IT'S OWN BLOOD!
That reward is a lie!
Bless the NC for bringing back this memory.
How is it this hasn't been posted yet???
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Actually guns is just as effective (and period-friendly!)
What is this, some kind of Pirate Inquisition?
"Nobody expects the… wait, what?!"
Did you actually calculate the conversion for that or did you just pull that number out of your ass?
hello i am heavy cannon guy…. and this is my cannon.
What is this 'sober' you speak of? Is it explosive or alcoholic, cause if not… *chugs*
all work and no play makes Medic a dull boy…
Also, he got that hat in-game.
Damn politics…
(Cannon)Balls of steel man, they smash babies.
Yo ho ho ho!
If'n ye hire me on as yer helmsmen 'board yer ship The Fortress ah can promise aaarrdventure, gold, rum, an' plenteh o' purty lass's to go round! Har har harrgh!
Also blue coats to fire 'pon.
How about fifty shillings…and we forget the conversion.
im suprised… spy is not a ninja.
Why is the rum gone? Oh wait, you just told me. Nevermind.
NOPE.avi
I…can't think of aything witty to say, so I'll just stare at my E-peen relentlessly until it reaches 69.
*Searches on fpsbanana for pirate skins*
Yo dawg, we heard you liek pirates, so we pirated your pirates so you can arr while you yarr
SPOILER ALERT
I forgot it was 40 thousand, not 400 thousand. I had it right at first, then messed up
Did you say…hax?
*points finger at Alpar*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!
*cue flying computer*
They're cast-iron.
Stand down, matey…
Argh, argh, argh…um…ARGH!
INCOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIING!
*Gets hit*
[Scout's voice]: What the hell was that crap?!
On a side note, Nazi Ghost, could you possibly send me a link to your icon? Whether it was shopped or not? I'm trying to draw every Halolzer onto one page.
Put him in the mine cart 'til he's sober
Put him in the mine cart 'til he's sober
Put him in the mine cart 'til he's sober
Early in the morning.
Elizabeth must be leading the enemy.
But I had to do something different from the original, and his picture doesn't really give much to go off of.
OICWUTUDIDTHAR
Sounds like a good idea.
I know the reference, but I don't get how it ties in.
UNLESS IT'S A BARGE!!
Then the most played map would be 2Ship. And it would be glorious.
dont forget to add me Alpar
Sure…now where to get a scanner…
Need a dispens-AARRRRRRRR here
*walks the plank*
ARRRGH! Spy's sippin' me rum!
Needacannonhere!
Needacannonhere!
Needacannonhere!
Needacannonhere!
Needacannonhere!
Needacannonhere!
Needacannonhere!
Needacannonhere!
Needacannonhere! ect…
There’s no need to make another picture for the ninjas, they’re already in this one.
I can never tell a lie. I never really was on your side.
So when the Engi says nope here, does he have a telescoping peg neck?
Well, you've at least gotta try…
http://s.intensedebate.com/userimages/950751
This good?
Yours was definitely much better than mine. +1
…. IT MUST BE DONE. ಠ_ಠ
JARRRRRRRRRRRRR-ate!
Oh, there gonna have to glue you back together. IN DAVY JONES LOCKER!
Hooray! Now all that's left is Ninja Fortress 2
and the only way to make THAT better is to incorporate ALL of them.
I believe the Pyro is actually based on a doctor during Black Plague times. therefore I must say… THAT PYRO IS NOT PYRATE.
Molotov out!
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
-Gasp- it IS a farm! Which means…!
Actually, I'm not sure what that means. Or how Animal Farm has anything to do with TF2.
Holy Shit! That is so effing awesome! I soooo hope someone or even valve makes this a mod XD
I'd even pay for it! XD XD XD
I've already made this image mah desktop background XD haha
Meh. I guess it'll do. I appreciate it.
Put him in bed with the BLU scout's mother
Put him in bed with the BLU scout's mother
Put him in bed with the BLU scout's mother
Early in the morning.
Way-hay, and up she rises
Way-hay, and up she rises
Way-hay, and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Wait, it takes over 9 hours to fire the cannon once? What, does he have to cast a new ball with each shot?
GET 95 PLUS VOTES
YOUR E-PEEN DOESN'T GO UP
Due to the Inverse Ninja Law, there need be only 9. A 1:1 ratio gives the ninjas the highest probability of success. Cute how they managed to conceal themselves next to the pirates.
Whoooo lives in a camper van under the sea?!
PIRATE SNIPER
Polite and efficient and Australian is he!
PIRATE SNIPER
If Heavies and Medics are making you pissed
PIRATE SNIPER
He aims down his scope, and hopes he don't miss!
PIRATE SNIPER, PIRATE SNIPER
PIRAAAAAATE SNIPEEEEEEER!
I am Heavy Weapons Captain and this is my weapon. She weighs over 9000 kilograms and fires pre-custom made cannonballs at 1 ball per 10 seconds it costs 400,000 gold doubloons to fire this weapon for 12 minites.
Win right here +1 for you!
No because in this timeline the pyro was dropped on his head as a small child and, as a result can only communicate by saying HUDDAH PUDDAH HUR
Sniper:"I've got a jar of piss"
Spy sapping your e-peen system?
*stare*
I mean…another spy.
Well Pirate Heavy is the one who originally said it, and have you ever known a Pirate to be good with numbers?
Holy crap, 69 e-peen.
Time to get some culture.
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MY HOOKS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!
Even me!? I feel so loved!
Though they look very similar, this is probably the truth. I guess I was excited at not expecting the Spanish Inquisition…
Q_Q
Oh I am SO digging the monocle on the medic. Es ist gentlemanly.
ah the love….. HALOLZUNITED.
Me too?! :D
Congratulations!
Frequent posting increases e-peen. Unless, of course, you're always getting thumbs down on all of your posts.
My friend did this!
She's the best. She's done a bunch of other awesome crossovers.
*Stares at 134 E-peen*
I think it has increased just fine now
This needs to happen. Now.
Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. DM1293
Yar har ahoy and avast,
We are in first and you are in last,
GET OUT OF OUR WAY OR WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
YOU ARE A HEAVY!
And what do you know?