Don’t worry… it’s just ham!
By Sir Kemper
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2010 · 9:05 PM
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Categories: Bad Ideas, In My Pants, PC, Playstation, Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (92 Comments) |
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Afterwards, Heavy finds mayo in Sandvich….
wait…
Sandvichs -- They always give good advice
Well I don't know if Heavy is like White Goodman, but I for sure do not want to walk in on him masturbating with that sandvich.
Looks like there's a party on Heavy's pants
And he's bringing the snacks too!
Eeeeeeeew.
NEED A MIND CLEANSING HERE!
Just as long as he's conserving energy.
I will put you…
I gotta hand it to you.
…in my ass
Mmmmmm….OH NOM NOM NOM!!!
He really NAILed that joke, huh?
He's going to take the tooth pick out of it first, right?
Don't forget, whatever else the Heavy holds must go into his pants too.
That includes the boxing gloves, chocolate bar, Natasha, Sasha, and his hands themselves.
Hey! Look at all that marshmellow goo!
…Wait, that IS what it is, right?
Ouch.
He's already put the chocolate bar in there.
Is that a -1 troll I smell?
*sniffs air*
Yes it is.
*grabs Luger*
TROLL-HUNT!
Is that a sandvich in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Curse you, you beat me to it.
Dammit!
Sorry, I guess I just have Turrets Syndrome.
I personally dont really want to walk in on anyone masturbating with that sandvich
Wait, you're a ghost. Grabbing lugers are beyond your ability…
cant it be both?
Derp.
That poor worthless Sandvich…going to a place far worse than the Shadow Realm…at least he doesn't have to play a children's card game there.
This is mayo all over my sandvich, right?
This joke is all fun and games, until you realize…
Sandvich is rel="nofollow">ACTUALLY PART OF RED TEAM.
Shut up! It's a incorporeal Luger, okay?!
Now, to hunt the troll!
That was weak.
Sandvich spy?
A clever twist on the put you in my pants submissions! An internet goes to this good submission!
Also, -insert overdone Mayo joke here-
I don't smell anything though…
Hands? Don't you mean fists?
Wait, I don't see any may- …ooooh.
*fades in*
there is a fare worse place try visiting Slaanesh
*curls up in the corner*
the horror……… the horror
*fades out*
It's targeting you! All of your submissions have been zero so far!
Troll spray! Get the +1's!
MMM… SO FILLING!
http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt286/Tauguy14…
Is it bad I read whatever Grammar Nazi Ghost said in the voice of R. Lee Ermey, or whatever his name was?
Wow, rule 34 REALLY has no exceptions…
Now pardon me, I'm gonna hide in that corner if you need me
For some reason YOU were at 0, those trolls are ruthless lately.
Yes, and now he's here to BE F***ED!
So listen up boy, or pornography starring the Sandvich will be the second worst thing to happen you today.
They came by more then once this time.
Obviously it was hidden under the lettuce.
Heavy must really like his sandvichs. He better hope the mustered doesn't burn him, Down there.
That sandvich already has plenty of ham, it doesn't need more meat…
And some mustard.
………
MEDIC!
That's what she said.
Win.
Bologna!
"The TF Industries Center reminds you that the Sandivch cannot speak. In the event that the Sandvich does speak, the TF Industries urges you to disregard its advice."
I think not!
Nope.
If a Scout snuck a Bonk! Atomic Punch into his pants, he could create a Dalokohs Bar.
JUST LOOK AT THOSE RED TOMATOES.
CLEARLY PROPERTY OF THE REDS.
It's AN incorporeal Luger.
*Grammer Hammer!*
Looks like the sandvich. . .
*Sunglasses*
will be heavy with meat.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Ah hell he's going to kill himself AGAIN!
*Grammar
*flies away*
Thats what Naleit said
…
I could complain all day about why this is a horrible idea, but I'd rather not. It's probably best not to think about it for too long anyway.
Stupidity goin up.
*Draco flies away*
…DAMMIT!
Soldier: So, who's ready to make something the Heavy won't shove down his pants during lunch?
OW! *Uncloaks* Get your own corner to film blackmail.
*Earlier*
Heavy: *looks at empty mayo container…then into pants…* ……DAH! This Vill Vork.
I guess you could say he's putting the ham
*shades*
next to his salami…
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
When they call it a "Pork Sword" they must be thinking of Heavy and the Sandvich.
Scouts mom again?
I didn't even know mustard can do that….
Now I've seen everything…
Moist and delicious!
They ain't afraid of no ghost!
Mustard-gas is pretty much just aerosol-propelled mustard-powder.
must go….
….conserve energy…
That is quite possibly the worst way to increase your protein intake… At least the chocolate bar would look more appropriate if things were to go wrong (such as a bomb-cart exploding before it got to its destination).
-Grabs the Engineer's wrench and tries to hit himself with it- Why doesn't it work!?
This is exactly why we have a coat-hanger for people to leave their souls on when they enter the site.
It looks like the Heavy now has…
*shades*
…a sandvich with extra meat.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAwtfAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My sandvich it is made of steel!
also, please dont vote me down, I want to get back to positive numbers
no this is sandvich all over my mayo.
Try it and see…
Goddammit…
*shoots self again*
if your dead and die dos that make you a live?
So what if I did!?
wait…
Actually, I didn't die. The bullet wasn't incorporeal so went through me and hit ZombieGoatse.
how did it get in the gun then?
Uh…a wizard did it.
you were utilizing phony armaments
*points accusingly*
"Pornography staring your sandvich will be the 2nd worst thing…"
Actually that's not a Grammar Error that's a Spelling error so. . .
*Spelling Spear to self*
I guess we know what "meat" is in heavys sandvich now!
Ewwwwwwwwwww
Right click to share sandvich…..