Necessity is the mother of invention, and Chuck seriously needs to flaming uppercut those zombies!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2010 · 12:09 AM
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The math checks out!
Consequently, this equation also solves the meaning of life.
Alt1: Shoryuken!
Add your own alts to this.
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Alt 2: Flare Blitz!
It's well known in the world of math that zombies are flammable. Therefore this equation checks out.
Guys Learn the names of the moves it's actually called the Raptor boost, ugh.
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Alt3: Pow! Right in the kisser!
Learning names requires work. And to work, I say
NOPE.avi
Chuck used Fire Punch!
It's super effective!
Captain Falcon references? In MY zombie games?!
MY FISTS ARE MADE OF FIRE!
The equation leaves out that you have to be as awesome as Frank West to pull it off.
Its a well known fact Mewtwo was manmade, but did you know the same lab survived,and was not originally a mansion? In pokemon red,The lab that let mewtwo go free due to stupidity tried to package his power under the guise of a mansion. They chose a Random Racer on the pokemon highway enter the test chamber with his motor cycle. The first moves taught to this almost allpowerful humanmon were fighting moves. Shortly after Dynamo Punch and Spin Kick were taught,he was informed his racing days were over. The mansion fell into disarray after codename FALCON escaped.
Seems someones trying to bottle up the energy of god again,only in generic format.
Hyes!
HYES!
I fail to see how this equation equals 42.
After the lighter fluid burns off, then you have to worry about the gloves themselves catching fire…
No need to worry, you can then throw the flaming gloves at something.
FLYING FIRE PUNCH, GO!!
Alt5: Pyro and Heavy? THEY MAKE GOOD TEAM.
Well you see, you add 40 fluid ounces of lighter fluid to 2 boxing gloves.
Your mind is blown.
Well at least hes not a horrible capt.falcon clone
*Cough gannon cough*
Alt6: "If All Else Fails, Use Fire."
I don't want to set the world on fire….
I just want to start… a flame in your heart!
Alt7: Super-special-awesome attack!
Jack Benton from Flatout 2/Ultimate Carnage in action!
Alt8: Could you please stop calling me? I have other stuff to do too.
Fighting moves on motor cycles?
Wow. A tl;dr comment actually getting +1'd?
Alt9: Firaga Spam!!!
He's covered wars you know.
FIGHTING MOVES ON MOTORCYCLES!
Alt10: There is no Alt10.
Inb4 This hand of mine glows with a awesome power, it’s burning grip tells me to defeat you!
Just getting it out of the way before someone else does.
looks more like……SHORYUKEN!!!
It really burns me to say this, but…
Looks like Chuck has some
*shades*
HOT MOVES.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Alt11: This should have stopped by now….
Falcon almighty, great fists of fire!
Alt12: Odd Scout.
Alt13: Turned into Odd Scout by Alt12.
Alt 14: " " " " " "
Alt 15: " " " " " "
Alt 16: 42
…Resulting in hundreds of casualties and millions of property damage. Hold on, this just in: FIGHTING MOVES ON MOTORCYCLES!
excuse me i need a dress for my daughter and -- PAUNCH!…..im sorry that was awful…. I'll just go hide now.
Its so unlikely your penis might just explode. Why,infact…
*Polishes a trigger console*
Chuck Norris?
Alt 17:FWOOSH!
Alt 18: KAMEHAMEHA!
…Someone contact Glass Joe. NOW. He needs these.
I guess Chuck≥Frank
sorry but glass Joe<Frank which is the minimum requirement to use that
I made an account just to correct you guys; It's not lighter fluid, it's Boxing Gloves + Motor Oil.
Now THAT'S killing it with fire!
…Then again, they're zombies, so I guess that's killing it again with fire?
Alt 19: Chuck used fire punch!
It's super effective!
Meaning of Life = 42
Trolled :D
Alt π : STOP THIS!