If only there was a way to delete Joey from our Pokegear phones… all our lives would be so much better!
By chikinnugets, submitted by Kebo
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 25, 2010 · 1:39 PM
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"I WILL CUT YOUR RATATA'S TAIL OFF AND PUT IT INTO MY BACKPACK AND GO TO A DRAGON AND EXCHANGE IT FOR A CLASS CHANGE AND THEN I WILL COME BACK AS A NINJA AND ROAST THE REST HIS SORRY PURPLE ASS WITH FIRE 3, AND THEN I WILL MAKE YOU EAT HIM. Oh and then I'll go steal my money back from mom before she blows it all on Musclekarp shows."
Looks like Joey…
*sunglasses*
…Ratted him out!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
There's only one thing cooler than Joey's Rattata.
His shorts. I mean, they are comfy and easy to wear :D
Gary Oak had something to do with this.
okay, that one actually worked, good job +1
Didn't you just kill yourself? o.o
How does Gary beat you to everything in the game? He doesn't collect other people's phone numbers!
Thank you good sir,
I shall repay your +1 with a +1
like a boss?
i see, i will +1 your +1 for +1ing my +1
In that case I will +1 your +1 for +1ing my +1 for +1ing my comment
And he jizzed in his pants
This is why you should silence your phone before going on espionage missions.
Kids these days…
plus one-o-palooza!
Musclekarp shows… MY BRAIN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT!?
like a boss
You can't handle Rattata's girth.
Looks like your comment rate is just
*sunglasses*
rocketing up!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
on a boat
My rattatta is cooler!
Heh, Metal Gear exclaimation mark.
Gold has been captured by the Rockets!
Incoming codec…
Joey: Gold? Gold!? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
You've created a TIME PARADOX!
FISSION MAILED
You are winnar.
inb4 xzibit reference.
oh jeez i hated that kid…. the first time he called i was like " do you wanna battle?" and then he just talked about his ratata…. i thought it was kind of strange….. then he called again and he kept talking about his ratata, … and then again…. after a while i just fucking ignored him……. but then finnally when he asked for a battle my pokemon were to high lvl to fucking care about him and his retarded ratata.
That grunt is just jealous of Joey's Rattata. http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=212
Team Rocket Grunt used Choke!
Gold whited out!
……
Gold with a broken neck ran to the closest pokemon center to tend his injuries. Nobody knew how to treat people.
NEW GAME
This comic doesn't make any sense! That Team Rocket member wouldn't have grabbed Gold. He would have just ran up to him and had a Pokemon Battle… which he would lose. He would then give Gold some money and then just stand around saying the same line over and over.
Mine is a knife that shall pierce the 69p! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!?
Gold should sue Silph Co over the damages caused from this incident because the Pokegear does not have a vibrate option.
RPGs: almost like real life.
I think Golds mom would have kept it for herself if it had a vibrate option….
i think the rocket grunt heard the call and knew that if joey's rattata was defeated then his own rattatas would not stand a chance.
But then if it had "vibrate" your mother would have kept it for herself and would constantly call on it.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU……….
There is no Joey.
There is only Steve.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
They are. In fact, I walk into stranger's houses and steal their belongings and they have no objections about it.
with a boombox.
Idiot, why didn't he diguise himself instead? Is not like some idiot is going to ruin your clever diguise when you're almost in, right?
Hey! It's Malik Blishtar!
Err…yes! That is most definitely my name. People get my confused a lot with that other guy. Also I am totally NOT evil.
Sorry Joey, but if your shorts aren't comfy and easy to wear, your Rattata and pride as a Youngster trainer are rendered invalid.
Oh you would know wouldn't you?
HE'S TEN YOU SICK F***!!!
Don't forget to smash all of their pots!!! XD
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/153/c/3/If…
Relevant.
He doesn't have to. Girl's GIVE him their numbers as well as all of their ex-boyfriends' numbers so he can kick their asses.
LOL I always wondered about that…especially since the one pokémon episode I saw, the human doctor glued Raticate's fangs back together. Really makes you wonder if he took the Hippowdoncratic oath.
Behold, the advanced new technology which proffessor Elm invented. You'll never run out of contact space, but every character calls you for no reason -- and when you want to battle them (like the hope I had for adding the contacts) they do nothing.
Joey's Rattata has it's own Facebook page.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Getting-calls-fr…
*look at link*
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
I wonder whats for winnar?
Y'know… that's almost too accurate. Except he forgot that Pokemon battles would most likely get filed under animal abuse.
I see your reference…nice one.
Gongratulations You are a Winrar!
No respect for the light warriors around here.
Ring Ring, "Hey guess what my rattata evolved! lol just kidding, it only leveled once. Anyway how are you, my rattatas fine, i was watching the news the other day and it said that if you take the calcium from the front teeth of the rattata you can cure various diseases. My Rattata got a nickname its Mr.Snugglekins. OK BYE"
._. And from that day forward he never answerd his phone again
Ah irrelevant things always make my day so much better, Random crown, Its like it brings joy, Large book, To my average day, Jewel encrusted Scepter, For one i enjoy the irrelevance, Fresh Water Fish, But theres always someone else, Delicious cake, that usurps your irrelevance, The fish again, With more irrelevance. But with that People of Halolz. i thank you, Expensive Magnifying glass.
Actually judging by his stature and the fact that he is a Youngster I would say he is about the age of 7
so in that case
HE'S SEVEN YOU SICK FUCK!!!
Plus one for the Gurren Lagaan References
No You Idiot That's Marik Ishtar
I am a twelve years old, and what is this?
So wait, assuming theres a law that you can't own a pokemon till 10 "Pokemon Liscense" Isn't Joey technically breaking the law?
My friend hacked the game so he could see Rattata's IVs. They're straight 30's.
Yes I did. I'm a ghost now.
"Aw man, if only I'd brought a gun. I ask you, what good is it to enchant the head of Renee Zellweger if I can't use it to annihilate one scrawny white guy?" (Immediate +1s for whoever got that.)
Because you cannot even begin to imagine ignoring his girth.
Hey Joey, your phone calls are annoying! They're like, in the top percentage of annoying phone calls! That is all… CLICK!
That's what everyone thought, than in comes GARY FUCKING OAK to ruin that disguise.
I don't know guys, I just don't trust him at all.
HEY! THAT ROCKETS CHEATING! Everybody KNOWS he has to send out a zubat and koffing, and get decimated!
Not unless it's a "pet" pokémon. Like growlithe.
Gonna take a random guess and say it's referencing Clash of the Titans. :B
Your pokemon sucks, my pokemon is AAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOOME
I miss that in the original Gold/Silver, you could delete phone numbers…
Enough. My bus rides in the morning. I wonder what's for breakfest
Serves him right for leaving his phone on while on a stealth mission to take out Team Rocket. :P
How dare you say that about Malik Blishtar! What a terrible thing to say! Malik isn't a smelly homosexual like Marik Ishtar!
Yo dudez I just put some Xzibit references in your Xzibit reference so you can Xzibit reference while you Xzibit reference!
Kotone? Breasts? Don't make us laugh.
And if you make another grammatical error?
needing a Dispenser
Can't people ever be original about these anymore? If people are gonna make TTGL jokes, they can at least make fun of something else for a change.
*Runs away from any possible -1s*
Oh man..I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.
Ahhh… I remember this back in Ye Olden Days of Pokémon Gold… Always calling me about stupid shit. Kind of like my girlfriend.
Except I've never had a girlfriend.
And I murdered anyone who called to tell me their [Pokémon here] looks cute in stupid accessory/is getting stronger/made poopoo on the floor/which other stupid rat-dog it's fucking the eggs out of.
Wow, I've been bitter lately.
oh if that's the case then can I have a hug?
The cake is a lie.
A man that no one remembers gave everyone +1.
Does that make a difference??
I don't get it.
See Gold?
That's why I put my cellphone into vibrate mode.
DON'T DO IT!!!!
Spoonyone -- lets play phantasmagoria part 5 :b
But thanks for playing. Have a +1 for coming in!
Probably not relevant, but could you tell me who drew the comic panels, the one on deviant art? I don't see any signature… then again, I may just be being stupid
Weegee, that's you? Long time no… SEE
Marik, what the bloody hell are you doing here?
Binky boy!
WILD GARDEVOIR APPEARED!
GO MUSCLEKARP
MUSCLEKARP USED POUND
MUSCLEKARP USED PUND
MUSClEKARP
FALCON PAUNCH-ing.
HE'D EXPLODE!!
He does that sometimes…
But, but, this is HA LOLZ!!! I'm SUPPOSED to make you laugh. Also, the only female character to date with any sex appeal is May. We don't speak of the whore who is currently running the show.
If a Weegee falls in a forest and no-one's there to hear it…
I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING! FUKKEN SWEET!
Artist Found: http://chikinnugets.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2lz…
If he gets out of this, it would be a…
*shades*
CLOSE CALL
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Where the hell is lord grammar nazi when you need him?
*looks at recent posts*
…oh my god…
yes..
were gonna need grammar Hitler….
uh oh
ON THE GROUND.
Nice one, but I'd rather use it for one of the strongest swords myself.
Don't give anyone any ideas… "going postal" isn't a good way to go.
TIME PARADOX? is that a new pokemon? :S
Seriously, don't do it! I saw what happens next on a rerun of the 'Kill Your Family' show!
…does the plumber pee in the woods?
Whow, I went from 61p to 80p overnight o.o..
How the hell did I do that?
..I need a top hat and monocle now…
+1's for everyone :D
I love Rule 34.
wow just cause of my grammer, douche
I do believe that the -1's have gone on a holiday, so, +1's to you!
First of all, sentences start with a capital, second, they end with a full stop… There is also one missing comma, and, cause should be because… It just sounds better.
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.
Man I love that show. Although they're really running out of new material…
THE KILL YOUR FAMILY SHOW IS THE GREATEST PIECE OF TELEVISION IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISIONS!
Do you close your eyes whenever a non-loli character appears in Pokemon? There are plenty others.
Yeah, wouldn't the guy that was isolated underground as a child for YEARS know that, huh?
OH CRAP, YOU'VE COME BACK TO HAUNT ME!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I'm sorry.
I will only talk to Melvin.
OBJECTION!
The Ninja couldn't learn Fire 3, (or Firaga for you kids.)
He could only learn up to level 4 spells, and Fire 3 is Level 5!
[/nerd rant]
That's because Dude…
*shades*
you Win.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
No, it's just that May is err…well, more "developed" than the other female protagonists. Although Misty comes a close second on the list.
1.) May (TITS. 'Nuff said)
2.) Misty (Short shorts. Can pull of the suspender look without it ruining the whole picture. Also, DAT ASS)
3.) Dawn (TOO Short of a skirt. WHORE!!!)
4.) Kotone (No sex appeal whatsoever. Looks like Mario's daughter.)
Arrrahfihasdgjksghfkjasdhndfkncvm,ncvzx
Did ya really have to post that?
Dear God, I'm +1ing you just for the fact that you're at +93…
Fantastic job, good sir. Fantastic job indeed.
What about Mr. Tweetums? Or did you forget about him?
All those people you listed are loli. what about gym leaders, like Whitney(most are probably too traumatized by her STOMP, though), Flannery, or Gardenia. Adult Misty is good too.
You've also forgotten about White, the new protagonist.
I stopped watching after the Johto era. I was only listing long-term protagonists too. If it were with the gym leaders though, my first pick would be Flannery.
Kotone no sex appeal? Google Images would beg to differ.
Who is that? I have no memory of anyone named Mr. Tweetums. It was almost like someone destroyed that memory or something.
I have access to the inter-scrolls.
I've watched many TV shows on places like YouScroll and Scrulu.
Marik, what are you doing here?
i really hate when people correct me on my grammer when i didnt care in the first place :P
Its good that you don't care, it means you are not self concious of your grammar. Unlike myself, it takes a bit longer to write a paragraph than most…
Lord Kamina Forgive this Fool give him but one -1 he knows not what he says have mercy upon this blasphemous dullard I BESEECH THEE!!!!!
But it says he is Mark Ishtar in his Screen Name!
Makes sense as why he doesnt battle when he calls, cause theyre watching him…..
It's safe to say Female Protagonist #5 is the top of the list…
Or maybe second.
I only take the females' phone numbers, because I'm always interested in their 'tatas.
Gold is no solid snake
YOU SIR ARE FULL OF WIN +1 (AND WHEN I LOG OFF ANOTHER +1)
http://1-kilometer.deviantart.com/
There ya go.
I like art. http://wildcritters.ws/post/show/25511/
=V
Ah, ty
1+'ed
Nope.
Um…I was uh….OH LOOK! HAIR PRODUCT!
Marik, you should know that this lovely hair is natural, unlike your spray on tan…
Marik, both you and I know that this hair is natural, unlike your tan…
-ING ASH KETCHUM
(can't let you do that Commenter07)
Gold just got…
*shades*
called out.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH--
*gets shot for overused meme*
im reading this with your voice
did the incident in question involve a giant flying pair of tits?