HEY! ITS JOEY! MY RATTATA IS SOOOO COOL!

If only there was a way to delete Joey from our Pokegear phones… all our lives would be so much better!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 25, 2010 · 1:39 PM 
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Artistic, Failure, Incoming Transmission, Nintendo, Obnoxious, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Stealth Espionage

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158 Responses to “HEY! ITS JOEY! MY RATTATA IS SOOOO COOL!”

  1. DM1293 on August 25th, 2010 1:54 pm

    "I WILL CUT YOUR RATATA'S TAIL OFF AND PUT IT INTO MY BACKPACK AND GO TO A DRAGON AND EXCHANGE IT FOR A CLASS CHANGE AND THEN I WILL COME BACK AS A NINJA AND ROAST THE REST HIS SORRY PURPLE ASS WITH FIRE 3, AND THEN I WILL MAKE YOU EAT HIM. Oh and then I'll go steal my money back from mom before she blows it all on Musclekarp shows."

  2. Dudewin on August 25th, 2010 2:02 pm

    Looks like Joey…
    *sunglasses*
    …Ratted him out!

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  3. tveye on August 25th, 2010 2:07 pm

    There's only one thing cooler than Joey's Rattata.

    His shorts. I mean, they are comfy and easy to wear :D

  4. Lord Grammar Nazi on August 25th, 2010 2:08 pm

    Gary Oak had something to do with this.

  5. MicSounders13th on August 25th, 2010 2:37 pm

    This is why you should silence your phone before going on espionage missions.

    Kids these days…

  6. Dimomarg on August 25th, 2010 2:41 pm

    You can't handle Rattata's girth.

  7. AnotherFunnyGuy on August 25th, 2010 2:52 pm

    My rattatta is cooler!

  8. NekoKnight on August 25th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Heh, Metal Gear exclaimation mark.

    Gold has been captured by the Rockets!
    Incoming codec…
    Joey: Gold? Gold!? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!

  9. Kirby_Emprer on August 25th, 2010 3:06 pm

    oh jeez i hated that kid…. the first time he called i was like " do you wanna battle?" and then he just talked about his ratata…. i thought it was kind of strange….. then he called again and he kept talking about his ratata, … and then again…. after a while i just fucking ignored him……. but then finnally when he asked for a battle my pokemon were to high lvl to fucking care about him and his retarded ratata.

  10. OrionX on August 25th, 2010 3:06 pm

    That grunt is just jealous of Joey's Rattata. http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=212

  11. ArmyOfMidgets on August 25th, 2010 3:07 pm

    Team Rocket Grunt used Choke!
    Gold whited out!
    ……
    Gold with a broken neck ran to the closest pokemon center to tend his injuries. Nobody knew how to treat people.

    NEW GAME

  12. BasketGT on August 25th, 2010 3:16 pm

    This comic doesn't make any sense! That Team Rocket member wouldn't have grabbed Gold. He would have just ran up to him and had a Pokemon Battle… which he would lose. He would then give Gold some money and then just stand around saying the same line over and over.

  13. DM1293 on August 25th, 2010 3:21 pm

    Mine is a knife that shall pierce the 69p! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!?

  14. Daifuku on August 25th, 2010 3:25 pm

    Gold should sue Silph Co over the damages caused from this incident because the Pokegear does not have a vibrate option.

  15. Brawling Bouse on August 25th, 2010 3:48 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU……….

  16. Marik_Ishtar on August 25th, 2010 3:56 pm

    There is no Joey.
    There is only Steve.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  17. MrRaccoon on August 25th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Idiot, why didn't he diguise himself instead? Is not like some idiot is going to ruin your clever diguise when you're almost in, right?

  18. Alpar on August 25th, 2010 4:20 pm

    Sorry Joey, but if your shorts aren't comfy and easy to wear, your Rattata and pride as a Youngster trainer are rendered invalid.

  19. Joey's Rattata on August 25th, 2010 4:45 pm

    Behold, the advanced new technology which proffessor Elm invented. You'll never run out of contact space, but every character calls you for no reason -- and when you want to battle them (like the hope I had for adding the contacts) they do nothing.

  20. MoG on August 25th, 2010 5:49 pm

    Ring Ring, "Hey guess what my rattata evolved! lol just kidding, it only leveled once. Anyway how are you, my rattatas fine, i was watching the news the other day and it said that if you take the calcium from the front teeth of the rattata you can cure various diseases. My Rattata got a nickname its Mr.Snugglekins. OK BYE"

    ._. And from that day forward he never answerd his phone again

  21. MoG on August 25th, 2010 5:55 pm

    Ah irrelevant things always make my day so much better, Random crown, Its like it brings joy, Large book, To my average day, Jewel encrusted Scepter, For one i enjoy the irrelevance, Fresh Water Fish, But theres always someone else, Delicious cake, that usurps your irrelevance, The fish again, With more irrelevance. But with that People of Halolz. i thank you, Expensive Magnifying glass.

  22. Shatman on August 25th, 2010 6:06 pm

    My friend hacked the game so he could see Rattata's IVs. They're straight 30's.

  23. KamikazeGible on August 25th, 2010 6:27 pm

    Hey Joey, your phone calls are annoying! They're like, in the top percentage of annoying phone calls! That is all… CLICK!

  24. Kuffey on August 25th, 2010 6:37 pm

    HEY! THAT ROCKETS CHEATING! Everybody KNOWS he has to send out a zubat and koffing, and get decimated!

  25. Xenomorph42Q on August 25th, 2010 6:46 pm

    Your pokemon sucks, my pokemon is AAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOOME

  26. Sirakou on August 25th, 2010 7:08 pm

    I miss that in the original Gold/Silver, you could delete phone numbers…

  27. meinmattias on August 25th, 2010 7:09 pm

    Serves him right for leaving his phone on while on a stealth mission to take out Team Rocket. :P

  28. Alpar on August 25th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Kotone? Breasts? Don't make us laugh.

  29. FoxyMayo on August 25th, 2010 9:02 pm

    Ahhh… I remember this back in Ye Olden Days of Pokémon Gold… Always calling me about stupid shit. Kind of like my girlfriend.

    Except I've never had a girlfriend.

    And I murdered anyone who called to tell me their [Pokémon here] looks cute in stupid accessory/is getting stronger/made poopoo on the floor/which other stupid rat-dog it's fucking the eggs out of.

    Wow, I've been bitter lately.

  30. MasterLuigi452 on August 25th, 2010 9:50 pm

    See Gold?
    That's why I put my cellphone into vibrate mode.

  31. Rujugy on August 25th, 2010 10:25 pm

    Probably not relevant, but could you tell me who drew the comic panels, the one on deviant art? I don't see any signature… then again, I may just be being stupid

  32. SeniorOot on August 25th, 2010 11:59 pm
  33. sUm GuY w/ Pi on August 26th, 2010 12:19 am

    If he gets out of this, it would be a…
    *shades*
    CLOSE CALL
    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. goldensun87 on August 26th, 2010 4:43 am

    I love Rule 34.

  35. ZeikHunter on August 26th, 2010 11:00 pm

    It's safe to say Female Protagonist #5 is the top of the list…

    Or maybe second.

  36. ZeikHunter on August 26th, 2010 11:02 pm

    I only take the females' phone numbers, because I'm always interested in their 'tatas.

  37. HeavyDDR99 on August 26th, 2010 11:12 pm

    Gold is no solid snake

  38. Missinko009 on August 27th, 2010 2:07 pm

    YOU SIR ARE FULL OF WIN +1 (AND WHEN I LOG OFF ANOTHER +1)

  39. IcyTime15 on August 27th, 2010 4:55 pm
  40. Odd Troll on August 28th, 2010 5:19 pm

    Nope.

  41. Sceptilianblade on September 18th, 2010 3:28 am

    Gold just got…
    *shades*
    called out.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH--
    *gets shot for overused meme*

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