THE ALL NEW HEAD CRAB ZOMBIE HAT!

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1. meinmattias on August 24th, 2010 9:42 am
   

   Entire team is braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains…
2. Cypher on August 24th, 2010 9:51 am
   

   I don't know what RED was thinking about, not trying out theses hats. They're most comfortable and massage your head throughout the day. Watch, let me put one on for you guys--

   Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssss…
3. Fhantinabox on August 24th, 2010 9:53 am
   

   Next month a new character comes out: The scientist. He has no taunts or voices but he has a crowbar and a wicked awesome beard!
4. MrRaccoon on August 24th, 2010 9:54 am
   

   Well, I don't see the problem, they were going to get their heads blew up anyway
5. Judgment on August 24th, 2010 9:54 am
   

   SUNDAY
   SUNDAY
   SUNDAY
   SPY CRAB VS HEAD CRAB
   THE ULTIMATE CRAB BATTLE
6. cAlTh3MAd on August 24th, 2010 9:59 am
   

   Watch out for the Head-Humpers Blu te-

   …woops…too late.

   Engineer uses crowbar swing…It's super effective!
7. Judgment on August 24th, 2010 10:02 am
   

   and glasses?
8. TheFancyPants on August 24th, 2010 10:11 am
   

   ERGH…CRAB BATTLE!!
9. PewnyPL on August 24th, 2010 10:28 am
   

   ENTIRE TEAM IS ZOMBIES!
10. Dimomarg on August 24th, 2010 10:30 am
    

    and why is the engineer holding a scattergun? It doesn't solve the practical problem he has now…
11. XxGiroxX on August 24th, 2010 10:50 am
    

    Now who in the world thought this was a good idea????? oh right it was black mesa……CRAP
12. Tifakitteh on August 24th, 2010 11:52 am
    

    FAKE!

    Their innards haven't exploded out and created a large hole in their gut.
    I say it's an Halloween early joke.
13. Warlord Senax on August 24th, 2010 12:31 pm
    

    YEEEEEE-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.
14. Badonk on August 24th, 2010 12:51 pm
    

    Quick! Call John Freemen!
15. DarthShadow91 on August 24th, 2010 12:56 pm
    

    WATCH OUT FOR THE HEADHUMPERS!
16. BasketGT on August 24th, 2010 12:57 pm
    

    Looks like that Engineer
    *Puts on Zyquux's Spiffy Shades*
    is feeling Left 4 Dead.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
17. DarthShadow91 on August 24th, 2010 1:38 pm
    

    FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
18. shadow649 on August 24th, 2010 1:48 pm
    

    And on the forums a bunch of people complain how he's OP.
19. shadow649 on August 24th, 2010 1:49 pm
    

    But being a cyborg solves practical problems.
20. shadow649 on August 24th, 2010 1:49 pm
    

    Maybe a hint at a new zombie mode? HAHAHAHAHA yeah right me…
21. shadow649 on August 24th, 2010 1:50 pm
    

    But now they doesn't afraid of anything!
22. shadow649 on August 24th, 2010 1:51 pm
    

    Good ideas… We have none.
23. shadow649 on August 24th, 2010 1:52 pm
    

    Giant enemy spy crab! He wins everything.
24. Mr Plen on August 24th, 2010 1:57 pm
    

    Oddly enough, this just makes me think about the brain slugs from Futurama.

    "You should wear this hat."
25. DM1293 on August 24th, 2010 2:04 pm
    

    "….Darn."
26. DM1293 on August 24th, 2010 2:05 pm
    

    BRIGHTLY COLORED PILLS! *pelts Dudewin with em* THEY'LL CURE ALL YOUR ILLS!
27. DM1293 on August 24th, 2010 2:05 pm
    

    ENTIRE TEAM IS HEADHUMPERS.
28. DM1293 on August 24th, 2010 2:09 pm
    

    Actually where is the Spy…. *looks over shoulder to see Headcrab Sentry* SPYS ZOMBIFYIN MY SENTRY
29. Fhantinabox on August 24th, 2010 2:11 pm
    

    And glasses! And hell, we even throw in a special suit in so he can't be jarate'd!
30. GameboyPATH on August 24th, 2010 2:15 pm
    

    CRAB BATTLLLLLE!

    "stop saying that!"
    "OLIOLIOOOOO"
    "You too!"
31. shadow649 on August 24th, 2010 2:21 pm
    

    New and improved headcrab! now works on mechanical stuff!
32. Warlord Senax on August 24th, 2010 2:38 pm
    

    What should I drink with that…
    We have Milk, OJ, Lemonade and uhh…
    Purple Stuff.
33. truegentleman on August 24th, 2010 2:50 pm
    

    I'd like to play with this team. It'd be nice to have a team that works together and actually goes forward. I mean, look at scout! Other scouts run away when they lose so much as 3 health, this one lost his legs and he's STILL trying to win!
34. DM1293 on August 24th, 2010 3:15 pm
    

    All of the above in a blender.
35. Joe4evr on August 24th, 2010 3:50 pm
    

    Exclusive bonus when you pre-order Half-Life 2: Episode 3?

    Oh wait, never mind, then.
36. Onecanofsprite on August 24th, 2010 4:05 pm
    

    ALL YOU DANDIES, PRANCIN' ABOUT WITH YOUR HEADCRABS!
37. MicSounders13th on August 24th, 2010 4:33 pm
    

    Thanks. It was cold down there on the floor.
38. Tael on August 24th, 2010 4:45 pm
    

    Well, that's definitely NOT one way to get ahead…..
39. AuraMaster on August 24th, 2010 4:47 pm
    

    Just as long as he has fever or the chills.
40. AuraMaster on August 24th, 2010 4:51 pm
    

    *In flat, monotone voice* AuraMaster just got back from vacation from the head crab planet. He stayed of his own free will. Your mission is to deliver a package to the head crab planet. Be sure to walk around without any headgear.
41. Lekonua on August 24th, 2010 5:01 pm
    

    This would be awesome on the Black Mesa map.
42. Dmanstew on August 24th, 2010 5:02 pm
    

    So will this make all the voices come out backwards and auto-tone crazied?
43. Pinky Teh Ghost on August 24th, 2010 6:15 pm
    

    WHO SENDS ZOMBIES TO FIGHT?!?!
44. ACanofWhoopAss on August 24th, 2010 7:05 pm
    

    Heavy should've been the Poison Headcrab Zombie
45. Zyquux on August 24th, 2010 11:17 pm
    

    Very spiffy indeed, good sir!
46. Zyquux on August 24th, 2010 11:18 pm
    

    *ABOOT
47. Zyquux on August 24th, 2010 11:20 pm
    

    YOU ARE GOING TO NEED MUUUCH BIGGER HEADCRABS!
48. 64_hit_combo on August 25th, 2010 1:01 am
    

    y does engie have a scattergun…?
49. BasketGT on August 25th, 2010 2:10 am
    

    Why, thank you! I shall never forget from whom I have received these shades…
    For these are sunglasses that shall pierce the Heavens…
50. DarthShadow91 on August 25th, 2010 7:19 am
    

    WHO SEND ALL THESE CRABS TO FIGHT? I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE FIGHTING COMBINEMEN!
51. sUm GuY w/ Pi on August 26th, 2010 12:07 am
    

    That's gotta be a HEADACHE
52. Juggernaut470 on August 26th, 2010 1:34 am
    

    What the fook is a zombie? Is it a type of vegetable?
53. shadow649 on August 26th, 2010 11:11 am
    

    It's like a cookie only more face cake shaped.
54. Juggernaut470 on August 26th, 2010 5:45 pm
    

    Oh right so you mean a turnip?
55. shadow649 on August 27th, 2010 2:39 pm
    

    More like a radish but same idea.
56. Fatehehhhh on August 28th, 2010 12:21 am
    

    Headcrab gets pwned by Gordon Freeman on the way to the fight.

    Spycrab is killed and skinned by Heavy Weapons Guy.

    Thusly, Saxton Hale wins. WITH HIS BARE DAMN HANDS

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