THE ALL NEW HEAD CRAB ZOMBIE HAT!

It seems Valve’s hat-lust has gone too far!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 24, 2010 · 9:21 AM 
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Half-Life, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

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56 Responses to “THE ALL NEW HEAD CRAB ZOMBIE HAT!”

  1. meinmattias on August 24th, 2010 9:42 am

    Entire team is braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains…

  2. Cypher on August 24th, 2010 9:51 am

    I don't know what RED was thinking about, not trying out theses hats. They're most comfortable and massage your head throughout the day. Watch, let me put one on for you guys--

    Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssss…

  3. Fhantinabox on August 24th, 2010 9:53 am

    Next month a new character comes out: The scientist. He has no taunts or voices but he has a crowbar and a wicked awesome beard!

  4. MrRaccoon on August 24th, 2010 9:54 am

    Well, I don't see the problem, they were going to get their heads blew up anyway

  5. Judgment on August 24th, 2010 9:54 am

    SUNDAY
    SUNDAY
    SUNDAY
    SPY CRAB VS HEAD CRAB
    THE ULTIMATE CRAB BATTLE

  6. cAlTh3MAd on August 24th, 2010 9:59 am

    Watch out for the Head-Humpers Blu te-

    …woops…too late.

    Engineer uses crowbar swing…It's super effective!

  7. TheFancyPants on August 24th, 2010 10:11 am

    ERGH…CRAB BATTLE!!

  8. PewnyPL on August 24th, 2010 10:28 am

    ENTIRE TEAM IS ZOMBIES!

  9. Dimomarg on August 24th, 2010 10:30 am

    and why is the engineer holding a scattergun? It doesn't solve the practical problem he has now…

  10. XxGiroxX on August 24th, 2010 10:50 am

    Now who in the world thought this was a good idea????? oh right it was black mesa……CRAP

  11. Tifakitteh on August 24th, 2010 11:52 am

    FAKE!

    Their innards haven't exploded out and created a large hole in their gut.
    I say it's an Halloween early joke.

  12. Warlord Senax on August 24th, 2010 12:31 pm

    YEEEEEE-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.

  13. Badonk on August 24th, 2010 12:51 pm

    Quick! Call John Freemen!

  14. DarthShadow91 on August 24th, 2010 12:56 pm

    WATCH OUT FOR THE HEADHUMPERS!

  15. BasketGT on August 24th, 2010 12:57 pm

    Looks like that Engineer
    *Puts on Zyquux's Spiffy Shades*
    is feeling Left 4 Dead.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  16. Mr Plen on August 24th, 2010 1:57 pm

    Oddly enough, this just makes me think about the brain slugs from Futurama.

    "You should wear this hat."

  17. DM1293 on August 24th, 2010 2:04 pm

    "….Darn."

  18. truegentleman on August 24th, 2010 2:50 pm

    I'd like to play with this team. It'd be nice to have a team that works together and actually goes forward. I mean, look at scout! Other scouts run away when they lose so much as 3 health, this one lost his legs and he's STILL trying to win!

  19. Joe4evr on August 24th, 2010 3:50 pm

    Exclusive bonus when you pre-order Half-Life 2: Episode 3?

    Oh wait, never mind, then.

  20. Onecanofsprite on August 24th, 2010 4:05 pm

    ALL YOU DANDIES, PRANCIN' ABOUT WITH YOUR HEADCRABS!

  21. Tael on August 24th, 2010 4:45 pm

    Well, that's definitely NOT one way to get ahead…..

  22. AuraMaster on August 24th, 2010 4:51 pm

    *In flat, monotone voice* AuraMaster just got back from vacation from the head crab planet. He stayed of his own free will. Your mission is to deliver a package to the head crab planet. Be sure to walk around without any headgear.

  23. Lekonua on August 24th, 2010 5:01 pm

    This would be awesome on the Black Mesa map.

  24. Dmanstew on August 24th, 2010 5:02 pm

    So will this make all the voices come out backwards and auto-tone crazied?

  25. Pinky Teh Ghost on August 24th, 2010 6:15 pm

    WHO SENDS ZOMBIES TO FIGHT?!?!

  26. ACanofWhoopAss on August 24th, 2010 7:05 pm

    Heavy should've been the Poison Headcrab Zombie

  27. Zyquux on August 24th, 2010 11:20 pm

    YOU ARE GOING TO NEED MUUUCH BIGGER HEADCRABS!

  28. 64_hit_combo on August 25th, 2010 1:01 am

    y does engie have a scattergun…?

  29. sUm GuY w/ Pi on August 26th, 2010 12:07 am

    That's gotta be a HEADACHE

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