Unfortunately there are no toilets on any of the Brawl stages… and Mario would know, he’s a plumber after all!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 23, 2010 · 12:46 AM |
Categories: Awkward Moments, Kirby, Motivational, Nintendo, Poop Jokes, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment () 53 Comments |
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Incoming Falcon kick.
Ahh… OH SHIT IT'S ALIVE!
If Mario shoots fireballs out of his hands, I don't want to know what he shoots out of his PINGAS….
Wispy should at least be thankful it's not Number 2.
I do hope he washes his hands when he's done, if he's planning to punch me afterwords…
HIS URINE BURNS! OH SWEET IRONY WHY DOES HIS URINE BURN
"Do…do I stick my penis inside the hole?"
Wispy: "Old…plumber…dick…CAN'T UNSEE!"
Boy, I guess this really BLOWS for Whispy Woods.
He's probably wishing that he could crush a super mushroom on it
Whispy Woods: Not in the face! Not in the face! D:
If a plumber pisses on a forest, and only the tree's feel it, do they make a sound?
Mario, next time hide behind a bush.
Just look at that look of horror on that poor tree.
Looks like he's flashing the tree
Tree realization: It's not raining…
Whispy: I'm watching you peeeeeeeeee
Mario: O_O
Mario should've known Wispy would've made apples fall on him for that.
…What? They're killer apples >_>
@Whispy Woods
I say, rollin' around,
sittin' on dubs
cat like eye, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face,
I'm gonna piss on it.
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.
I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee,
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,
You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna piss on you, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you
Won't you braid my hair,
Before you start, Im gonna fart,
I wanna fart on you
Shouldn't he be able to *build* himself a working toilet/plumbing system?
I just hope the tree turns to the left and starts blowing. HARD.
Make of that what you will.
When Mario is Brawling, he's not in Mushroom Kingdom.
And they do not have bathroom too. http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=276
Flash FLUDD
Looks like Mario is showing Wispy Woods his Solid Snake… What, you were all thinking it. Someone had to say it.
What's the big deal?
Whispy is just teaching Mario Jarate thats all.
Mario's marking his territory. I dunno what whispy Woods was thinking about this as he was gurggling Plumber piss when I asked.
Looks like Whispy Woods…
*shades*
has been marked.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
No toilets?? What about on WarioWare? You get to make your own!
Oh boy. First on cool, cool, mountain, now on whispy. mario, you have really lost it.