Newton’s laws never really were on your side!
By Freyarule and Riddles
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, PC, Playstation, Science/Math, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (53 Comments) |
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Gravity Engie is not amused!
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects, the other 27 percent is the spy fucking with it.
If that sentry starts singing "Daisy Bell" I'm done here.
Does that mean that the floating sentry will stop going up!? D:
Gravity is only a theory. My own theory involves a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Spy slurping mah pasta!
Woah! Whoa! Whoa! Hold on a second!
When did my E-peen hit the 69 mark!?
Does anyone on the public know how to photoshop a top hat? I'm a complete noob in that area
Everything goin' up!
Erectin' an anti-gravity shield!
There's a forum page for it.
Spys? Sapping my gravity?
It's more li-
Nope.
The spys arms are actually crippled, he saps gravity to power his backstabs.
The only way this post could have been better is if someone put a vagineer face over the cat.
I guess that Engineer…
*shades*
… wasn't very down to Earth.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hmmm….
I wonder what it's like to throw up in zero gravity.
Nope.avi
Anti-gravity is the only way Spearow can ignore Gary Oak's girth.
Engie goin' up!
Nope.avi
HURRRRRRRR!
"I dont know if i should throw up or throw down!"
plus one internet for whoever gets the referance
"Did I throw a WRENCH into your precious gravity? AWHAWHAWHAW-"
"ENGINEER DOWN!"
(Engineer falls back to the ground…and gets back up brandishing his wrench)
"Start prayin', boy."
"MON DIEU!"
Any tree can drop an apple
The spy did not care and fucked everything up
GOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAM.
!yob tuo uoy yal annog m'I
HAIMAMOO.
Looks like this kitteh is…
*shades*
…Flipping out
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I think they have zero understanding of the gravity of the situation.
The spy may be over the moon or-bit off more then he could chew.
Instead of seeing what happens they should weight-less and blast into action.
Spies?
Sapping my theories?
Its more likely than you think.
A top hat…on a ? mark sign.
That will be the most classiest sign ever.
…the scout can defy gravity..and he's a rebellious teenager……so that would mean Scout's mother is gravity…which is all over the earth…SPY'S TAPPIN MY PLANET
He never really was on your plane of understanding.
That sign doesn't usually wear hats, but when it does, it prefers a top hat with a monocle.
It is the most interesting sign in the world.
So scout's mother is Gaea? Where's Captain Planet when you need him!?
Nope.
Need a massive mass of matter here! Need a massive mass of matter here! Need a massive mass of matter here! Need a massive mass of matter here! Need a massive mass of matter here! Need a massive mass of matter here!
The gay bar :V
gravity is more than theory mister, IT'S LAW!
And thus everything started to gather towards the next closest large mass, the Heavy.
Then the Pyro burned them.
So, in truth, everyone 'going green' is just whispers of a third sibling. Greenrich. aka, Scout's mother. Whatever you call her, the longevity machine worked much better on her. Red vs. Blu vs. Green. Prepare yourselves gentlemen.
Laws were made to be broken, that's why there is consequences. Why else would they make laws if not to challenge those of us who dare to defy them?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
You'll get no sympathy from me!
All your sympathy are belonging to us.
OOOOOOOH thank you for telling me this valuable information. How can I ever repay you?
I'm on a plane I'm on a plane! Everyone look at me cuz I'm standing on a motherfucking Plane!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Is it spongebob? Nope.avi? ummmmmmmm I've heard it but can't remember where i heard it from! RAAAAGGGGGE QUITTTTT…
You sir get +1 for a Gurren Lagann reference. And even if it isnt Gurren Lagann, it sounds close enough to whatever the heck is in my head.
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Its from the first rugrats movie … right?
OOOOH maybe… i think.
what about the sentry behind that spy? why is it not killing him?
If i remember right, talk to Leo or Alpar.
They're masters photoshopping with tophats.
you are correct good sir
SPY SAPPIN' MAH REALITY!!!
Because Gurren Lagaan is just like Mythbusters.
Wheres my internet bitch?
"Are you sure it's the spy that's doing it?"
"NOPE"