Not even The Most Interesting Man In The World has the gentlemanly demeanor of the Pyro!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 17, 2010 · 8:58 AM
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*flametrower'd*
Stay crispy, my friends
Jolly good, mate.
I wonder who is doing the voice of the Pyro…And if he wants us to stay crispy or stay in the flames…
The pyro, assumed many things and none of the assumed answered, But one thing we know for sure is, Pyro is the highest, fanciest, and gentlemenest class in team fortess 2.
My vote for his voice is for David Kaye as Beast Wars Megatron.
That Pyro is a Spy! Think about it… since when could you understand what the Pyro was saying?!
In the enemy base, he is allowed to touch the intelligence.
OH SHI-
Ever since that Spy Check commercial.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
I don't get it.
If he set you on fire, you'd have to resist the urge to thank him.
Aliens have a hat dedicated to him.
He speaks Hurd durrh huur durh in Russian.
~
He is the most interesting class in Dustbowl.
Hey, you're almost at 69!
But you've been here for half the time I have…
I really need to step up my game…
Aim for the monocle!
Huddah huddah mmph. Huddah mmph…huddah.
-Translated to original pyro speech
And that is why you fail.
His blood smells like gasoline
He once lit himself on fire, just to see how it feels.
He gained pleasure from the experience.
Miserably…
I have just one question… Where's Pyro's HAT?!?!?!?!?
I will help you get there. *+1s you*
Stay bloodthirsty, my friends.
The Native Pyro's thank you for their help. +1… HI FIVWE!
His voice is siren-like. He muffles it to give the other classes a fair chance.
Charater~ "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" *Backstab* Player~ "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Only because of the subtitles.
The Pyro's flaregun has experienced more than the Golden Wrench.
People hang on his every words, even the mumbles.
The Most Interesting Class in TF2 on Sentries:
Huddah Huddah Huh.
That Pyro was a Spy! It was Shipp!
If he were to flaregun you in the face, You would have to fight the overwhelming urge to thank him.
Oh come on, I simply don't see the humor in this. I can't have an opinion?
I found you a hat but i burned it.
May i recommend clicking on the link in the description and watching a youtube video of the most interesting man in the world.
Yesss.
His mother has a tattoo that says, "Mff hrf drm frrmf."
no, this is the internet, opinions are not welcome
… wait a minute >:O pyro spoke, he shouldve said "mmmph mmmph mmhp, ah dhrnc dhosh ahhigushuh." or something like that…I think or maybe everyone here just thinks im completely retarded :D
My vote goes to Ricardo Montalbán :V
Someone call for a +1 Medic?
Glad I don't hate you any more.
He created The Scout just to see what failing is like.
As I said, you didn't hate me. You just didn't realize that you loved me.
DAMMIT.
That's your opinion. . .
Wait. . .
But the writer was Soapdish. He's the mastermind behind this madness!
*Points to the words on the submission*
I don't normally use guns…
But when I do, I prefer fuego pistola.
Stay toasty my friends.
That Leo's sappin your logic.
Can't let you hate that.
Nope.
Now one must make one for the Soldier. I'd totally make that my avatar until the end of the Highlander Tourney!
Nope.AVI
I fixed it for you.
Any +1's for me? I need a +1 medic.
I don't normally set people ablaze, but when I do…
Pyro once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won.
The +1ing is not nearly as rewarding as the -1ing! >:3
Nevertheless, +1 fur du.
He once burned a spy to death… underwater.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do… I prefer Dos Equis"
Valve refuses to make a "Meet the Pyro" Video as they lose workers to the sheer beauty of Pyro's face when he removes his mask.
Yea, my friend and i got rly bored o we made this… I'm thinkin about making a few more of em with each class, so if ya'll have any suggestions i'd appreciate it…
Pyro once had an awkward moment just to see what they were like.
Unfortunately, this didn't last long, seeing as a spy got to him before he could finish his awkward moment…
It costs Four Hundred Thousand Dollars to talk to this Pyro for Twelve seconds.
He bought a purse to deliberately screw with his stupider teammates.
He shows the spy who is the boss.
He is the most interesting class in the world.
Good lord, I just realized something.
We just turned the Pyro into a level of manliness that just begins to rival Captain Falcon.
He's dead, Jim. :(
;O?
When?
*googles*
Daaawwwww he died last year….tis a shame…
He once Broke a combo while riding a unicycle
That Speech made my shed manly tears
Dear falcon you're right.
So if Wolf is the Anti-Falcon…does that make Pyro his father? Oh shi--
I made u a Soldier pic… Link is below and on your deviantART page…
http://rofl-bot.deviantart.com/#/d2wo6lr
He is talking normally. It's just the awsomeness of his words muffles them.
He thinks the spy is an abomination. This is why the spy never removes his mask.
He reflects rockets just like he reflects insults….easily.
Remember Spy Check?
If you were to listen to Pyro, you'd hear the classic mumbles
You are reading subtitles
Or Pyro's actually a spy.
Either way.
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
His charm is so contagious that vaccines have been made for it.
His personality is so magnetic that he can't carry credit cards.
He is the most interesting Pyro in the world.
Glad someone could translate the usual "MMMMFFMMMFFFFFFMMMMMFFFF!!!!"
Well I should just enjoy what you gave me.
His business card simply says, "Mmmmph hudda hudda"
He can speak pyro… In english.
Half of his fandom is convinced he's a woman.
He is the most interesting class in TF2.
He is the very model of a gentlemanly Pyro.
He's as awesome as the UNIVERSE.
Will do.
Saw it coming.
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Well played sir.
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING SENSE AND NOT TROLLING ME >:C…. fine enjoy your +1 for now but mark my words…….. fuck it im just gunna go eat cake.
I axed that question a long time ago…
The asbestos in his suit gets cancer from him.
He needs no weapon, for he sets others on fire with his burning passion… literally.
He had sex with the Scout's mother before the Spy. She was his first…and his third.
He IS the world's most interesting pyro.
So it built manly tears for your Shed? AWESOME!
If only I had a degreaser…