Adding vehicles to TF2? I think they can do better…
By Sir Kemper
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Categories: Bad Ideas, Moving Violations, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (40 Comments) |
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(176 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)






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Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak- Gentlemen.
The unicycle is a spy!
It costs $400,000 to ride this unicycle…
FOR TWELVE SECONDS.
OHHH NOOOOOO!!!!
I prefer the robo-Heavy version.
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It's like a gorilla on a unicycle… oh wait.
I can sum up this image in three words, though: I fuckin' lol'd. Seriously, a Heavy on a unicycle? That would be damn hilarious.
Best enjoyed when listening to rel="nofollow">this little gem.
Or something like rel="nofollow">this, too.
Scout- Pogo Stick
Engineer- Toy Train
Pyro- Fire Extinguisher jet-pack
Soldier- Horse-on-a-stick
Sniper- Kangaroo's pouch
Spy- Vespa
Demoman- Bottle-rocket rollerblades.
Medic- Old-timey big-wheel
BUTTSTAB
I'd +1, if those made any sense at all.
…well, fine. +1 for silliness.
Heavies on Unicycles!
Heavies on Unicycles?!
Grr, you beat me to it…
Heavies on Unicycles!
I'm on a unicycle! I'm on a unicycle! Take a hard luck at the motherfucking unicycle!
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
*squeaky* *squeaky* *squeaky* *squeaky*
CARD GAMES ON UNICYCLES!
Sandvich and me going to roll you da fuck over~
Heavies on uni bikes? (AuraMaster Fail)
HEAVIES ON UNICYCLES!
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! IT'S JUST TRICYCLE!
Too bad the RED Heavy's not a bear. BLU Heavy would've had something to wrestle.
oh kemper
HEAVIES ON UNICYCLEs!
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!
That is one tough unicycle.
A unibicycle? How sir would that work?
The resulting killing spree lasted for AT LEAST 5hours, and, unfortunately, there were no survivors. Oh, this just in: Heavies on Unicycles!
^C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
This reminds me of a thread on the steam forums I saw about a suggested item for the heavy -- a tricycle. Which he could use to move faster than scout speed i think.
Oh, found the link: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread….
edit: here's the video if you're lazy :D completely fan made but WIP: rel="nofollow">
You glue a unicorn on top of a bicycle
A real man's way to travel.
Wouldn't the Sniper use a van? …but wait that's his house.
Hmmmm *sets up thinking pose*
I considered that, actually…but I figured it would be kind of O.P. compared to the others. I tried to keep all them at least somewhat on-par with the unicycle.
I was thinking the Pyro would be on a Tonka Fire Truck
I thought that was a suggested Item for the Soldier (Armored Tricycle) to replace the Shovel
Even if it was, wouldn't you agree that this is more awesome?
Card games on Unicycles!
yes, yes I do.
CARDGAME ON HEAVIE….oh wait a minte… I think I lost my lines…
Real men drive Sword Vans!!!