Well, the good news is his Falcon Knee is as healthy as ever! The bad news is he needs a new doctor…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 13, 2010 · 8:07 PM
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Looks like the Doctor's
*sunglasses*
Got a knee in his face
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
If no one understands this. It's captain falcon's finishing move after a combo. Competitive smashbros thing
Not a good way for the doc to face the facts…
Captain Falcon's got a KNEE up on his doctor!!
Looks like that Doctor
*sunglasses*
Knee'd some medical attention!
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
In other news, Iron Man has been recently appointed C. Falcon's newest physician.
Captain Falcon is a peacock, and he wants you to let him fly!
Can't let you diagnose that!
i bet the doctor was new
not knowin what a knee jerk reaction from the captain would do
This is why you don't do a check up on Captain Falcons knee.
For someone with a PhD. that doctor is pretty stupid. Everyone knows not to get directly in front of a Falcon Reflex.
Doctor: "Is your knee responsive?" *taps knee*
Falcon: "HYES!" *FALCON KNEE*
He should be honored to have been touched by the Falcon, why complain about the concussion?
Rather than create a witty remark, I have instead chosen to compose the following poem:
"Remarks Upon 'Captain Falcon's Check-Up'"
The doctor well-focused with fixéd gaze
Examined the Falcon's feigned malaise;
Struck rough in the face, he flew across an axis;
And upon his descent he could not further practice
The art which he in youth had been trained
For upon him the Falcon had bestowed some pain
Quite foreign to him, this encumbrance crippling;
Had Wolf some pity, he would well quickly
Refuse the Falcon this horrid excess,
This gravest abuse; but he no digress
Would offer to he who so oft denies,
Sustained by the charges of moistened eyes;
The doctor, alas, his profession has lost;
No longer shall he seem quite like a "boss."
State the obvious = FAIL.
Despite of this was on Newgrounds more than 3 years, it doesn't get old.
In addition, that Falcon is fake.
Full clothing Falcon is manly enough, but without any clothes, he's exposing this manliness to almost maximum power, thus killing the interrnet.
This has to be a fake.
Someone give this man a internet.
Someone give this man an internet.
Looks like Captain Falcon's
*sunglasses*
gonna knee'd a new doctor.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Are you comparing the Falcon Punch to the Morning Peacock? http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Morning_Peacock
His leg actualy goes the wrong direction…
"Looks like he KNEEds a new doctor." and i KNEEd to stop with the stupid jokes…oh gawd wait…
Looks like you guys
*shades*
knee'd to stop!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH_YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
jk. i just knee'd to get my own joke in heh heh…
"FALCON…KNEE!" "Game Set!"
Unless you're the Colonel.
Falconed.
Falcon kneeds a new doctor :D
Looks like that C-C-C-COMBO
*shades*
just got broken.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
also, aLtErNaTiNg CaPiTaLiZaTiOn? In My HaLoLz?
Captain Falcon: FALCON KNEE!
Announcer: Game Set!
This is why you don't assign non-gaming doctors to videogame patients.
He'd be dead before he could even honor it.
And that's how Edgeworth died.
…What? Does nobody else see the resemblance?
I Knee'd to comment more :(
DAMN YOU WORK!
Rest assured that your "lolz" are missed.
Captain Falcon: FALCON KNEE!
Captain Falcon: FALCON KNEE!
*Doctor goes flying out of the stadium*
Announcer : Game Set!
It'S MOaR lIkeLY ThAn YoU tHiNk!
The doctor should just be glad he didn't try to put a blood pressure thingy on Falcon's arm… that could have been bad.
The honor transcends death.
So basically, you show up in heaven and Saint Peter sees the Knee mark and you get VIP status.
Or Is It?
(lul)
*Doctor comes back in beaten bloody pulp*
Ok now… *pulls glove on* time for your Prostate examintion
…
Bend Over
Hyes!
If he survived that, I bet he'll be satisfied with the face-lift the Captain gave him so generously.
Of course this is fake. Everyone knows you can't even begin to penetrate the skin of a god with just a hammer.
Its got to be a magnum fired by Samuel L Jackson who has fused with Morgan Freeman, after delivering one kick ass speech over the corpse of 3 dead heavies all mangled by his bare hands.
Thats how Edgeworth became one of the most epic lawyers ever. He was kneed by Captain Falcon and LIVED.
You sir are full of fail…please leave the internet quietly and no one will have to get hurt.
The falcon knee of justice. So lucky are we to catch a glimpse of this spectacular technique and not have to worry about flying off and becoming a star or pillar of colored energy.
I Knee'd a new pants after seeing this submission :D
Well it doesn't look like Captain will KNEEd surgery
Mindfuck.
Not to mention the Rising Knee negated the doc's brain tumor.
Unless he's a FARM.
It's only fake because I'm quite sure that the Falcon knee does more damage to fleshy mortals.
Unless that doctor was made of aircraft carriers and diamonds, in which case the damage could be somewhat close to accurate. However, Falcon is rel="nofollow">known to destroy small sections of galaxies…
P.S. If watching that video didn't instantly make your day better, you're dead inside. May Falcon have mercy on your soul.
Only if it means you'll let him free.
I Knee'd to know who you are.
Sun Tsu said that.
nope.avi
he's doomed.
And he knows a little more about Gaming than you do pal!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Anyone else notice that if u gave the doctor a red suit, with frills and probably a suitcase. He'd look really close to edgeworth… in low quality.
your Falcon PUNches are missed around here. it's good to see that people still get a Falcon KICK out of them….. HYES! :U
That…. that was beautiful. You sir, are a genius.
So it's decided. The peacock's gonna fly now.
*cue Rocky theme*
He's Dr. Doomed.
Indeed. Just who the hell does he think we are?
FALCON KN-ICK!!!
…
See, because it's like a falcon kick, but it was done with his knee and…
I'm gonna go sit in a corner now… :|
I think he's lucky that the knee hit him in the face. Saved him plenty of internal bleeding.
*watches as peacock falls of a cliff*
Well… so much for that…
Secret orgy room found?
Wait, that doesn't invoke reflexes similar to a punch… though his fist may catch fire.
Well TCC 99 e-peen. I shall help. here's a free +1
Because He invented it! And then he perfected it so that no man can best him in the Ring of Badlands!
Tanj, All the Knee, Doctor, and Falcon related puns have been taken. And now for something completely different.
What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.
BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES ME BELIEVING IN YOU YOURSELF FOR ME! :U
YOU DESERVE A MEDAL DOC! :U
I guess you could say that this submission…
*shades*
SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nobody can hold down Captain Falcon. Literally or metaphorically.
Did Captain Falcon Just Knee of Justice Miles Edgeworth's Brother?
GOOD IDEA: Testing the reflexes of a human being. BAD IDEA: Testing the reflexes of Captain Falcon (aka GOD) .
I don't think Doctor Mario will fare any better. He's not a real doctor.
if he can do this to a docter….picture what he can do to a 20 mile high cyclops
You all deserve +1s for the awesome reference.
He can turn the knee around with his cape though.
+20??
That a new record even for me!!
Two weeks later:
-Doctor comes in
"Ok, mr. Falcon, now the other knee."
If you think this is crazy you should see what happens when he uses FALCON TOUNGE
Don't you mean someone with an MD?
In any case only House with Wolf present on the room can examine the Cap'n.