Wow another one already? Also wait, doesn’t the completed triforce grant wishes? And you’re shoving it down your pants? That… can’t end well.
By T. Runkington Esq.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2010 · 8:07 PM
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As you can see, Navi is far away from him in this picture.
Well, where do you think he stashes his hookshots, bombs, iron boots, rupees, giant hammers, freakin' BALL AND CHAIN, and fishing rod? I'd say Link's got room for a triforce or two.
Finally broke down and made an "In My Pants" category.
DAH DAH DAH DAAAAH!
*puts Triforce in pants*
*Naked Zelda appears in pants*
sweet.
This ain't the only thing I got three of in my pants!
Or perhaps closer than we think… Link, is that a fairy in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
Heh, ball and chain….
Wait, Link's MARRIED?!?!?!? I didn't know that!
With three sharp edges, it is a very bad idea to put the triforce in your pants.
And now Zelda is very impressed with Link’s Master Sword.
The best thing about the Triforce is that you can wish for it to fit into your pants!
These are getting kind of desperate… the originals were funny due to strange objects and facial expressions.
Is that a triforce in your pocket or are you happy to see me? Well it must be a triforce because you're bleeding…
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Well, his pants get any wish they want now.
Link's pixelated shlong will fit perfectly in that "hole".
He's married to Sheik. Don't tell Zelda though, it's a love affair thing.
Instead of putting it in your pants, use it to wish for a bigger…erm, fishing rod… yeah….
Random woman: "I don't know why, but when he bumped into me with his dong at the club, I felt more powerful…"
Hey, Zelda! Wanna see my Triforce of Power? *wink wink*
I found this a bit lackluster as well.
I will put that in my Bookmarks.
Come one come all get your TriForce C*#k Ring
COURAGE
POWER
WISDOM
You can have it all for 19.99!
Buy it now we will throw in another one FREE OF CHARGE!
+plus Shipping and Handling
Power, Courage, Wisdom varies by Self Esteem, Girth, and Knowledge of user
Side effects include loss of penis
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Link do you really want to give your penis a wish?
We already know what it wants.
The Triforce of Wisdom seems to be ineffectual when Link uses it…
Link stores all that in the same place he always has. The Pause Menu. It even has a slot for the Triforce sometimes.
i think there's a cream for that
he got married in ocarina of time to princess fish lady thingy
Hmmm… I find Zelda II funnier, when he picks up that little kid or doll or w/e… That would be a funnier "I will put you… In my pants" picture.
Is that a Triforce of Power in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Well then mayhaps you should make and submit said scenario? Then you can rest knowing all your dreams are fulfilled.
More like "in my tunic" amirite? :D
You already have Nabooru, Zelda, Midna, Ruto, Saria and Malon. Do you really need the Triforce as well?
Don't forget it's also "Pointy"
<_< >_>
I think Chris Hansen is at the door for you… either that or it's the Pedobear again.
That can’t end well… for her!
how can you tell? They're both small.
ZING!!!
Is this how we need to get your attention Shawn? By putting strange items down our pants. YOU'RE SICK MAN.
-sexual tone-
Zelda: why yes, Why don't I pull it out…
*pulls the triforce out of pants*
Zelda: oh, that's what you meant, and i thought you finally had the guts to ask me.
Link: "I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me! If the King did it, so can I right?"
,,,,,, link wears pants? ,_,
I don't have any intelligent comment to make about this. But I managed to come up with this:
Well, he's gonna need a bigger condom when his journey ends…
And so The Triforce was put into his pants. Being as the inside of his pants neither evil or good, the Triforce made a world according to what the inside of his pants wanted. But some say the world was so devastating it couldnt be mentioned. Others were overjoyed.
I'll put your bookmarks in my pants
Don't forget Ilia.
Made from Miltank milk?
Seek immediate medical attention if the Golden Power lasts for four hours.
Do not put the Triforce of Wisdom down your pants if you have a history of heart or stomach problems, or "in my pants" jokes syndrome; for this may lead to serious side effects including: Heart failure, Loss of bowel control, and Loss of pants disease. Please consult your physician if the Triforce of Wisdom lasts for over 4 hours.
overused joke is overused :3
These are not pants, it's a kilt! Only MEN where kilts….and some pointy eared youngsters…
And their child is a freaky fish guy.
Random dumb hot chick: "I felt smarter when he bumped into me…DERP"
It's Moo Moo Medication!!! From the makers of Oran Berry suppositories!!!!!!
*Triforce Scatters*
Zelda: That was a one time only deal and it'll never happen in a million years.
Link: *Thinking* "Oh really now?"
Link manages to somehow create a rift in the space time continum and manages to take all seven of the Dragonballs. Piccolo manages to arrive to stop him but in Hyrule…
Piccolo: "The balls are inert."
Pants: "I wish I were a bra…not just any bra, Princess Zelda's bra…"
*POOF*
Link: "AUGH!!! What happened to my pants?!?"
Midna: "AUGH!!! My retinas!!! I should've never become your shadow!!! I've got the worst view of ALL TIME!!!"
HEY!!!! Hands of my Dominion Rod!!!
Are you courageous enough to find out? Be wise in your answer!
I'll put my pants in your bookmark
Adult Link does. Although, they're more like tights.
I don't think he has pants in that game…
Due to a few technicalities The marriage didn't happen.
1. Ruto had to stay in the chamber of sages throughout the adult link portion
2. Young Link leaves hyrule after all is said and done.
/end nerd rant
inb4 Shawn saying "NO U"
I know what he's gonna wish for, and it starts with "Natural" and ends with "Male Enhancement".
Bestiality? In MY Halolz?
Yo, Midna, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but ABC has the worst View of all time! OF ALL TIME!
If it's what my crotch wants, then it can only end well.
Nope.
the Triforce is getting….
Pantsed
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!