Once you’ve battled ten-year old Pokemon Trainer… you never go back!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 10, 2010 · 5:19 PM
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BAD TOUCH!
I guess You can't ignore Red's Girth either
That's what she said.
…what? She did say it.
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Looks like she enjoyed playing with his PokeBalls.
Although her boyfriend thought that since she was a virgin, he went Slowbro.
I bet her boyfriend is thinking "I let her Suicune my dick, but she wouldn't Swellow."
Well I guess now she likes to Rhydon Red's dick.
Red also says that she enjoys it when he Pincer nipples.
Looks like her boyfriend can't beat red. He used his Charmander pants came off.
But oh well. You know what they say, Kakuna Matada!
Hey, who likes Rick Ghastly?
I bet she also wears a shirt saying "Dont'cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
And then he ditches them all to go freeze his ass on a mountain.
freaking mountainphiles.
Is anyone else disturbed by the fact there are four other people pretty close to them?
Kakuna used Harden!
Kakuna used String Shot!
This is funny and all. But what if this screenshot was taken while it was Green (female player) was being played :I
At least he didn't have to use Sleep Powder before he Body Slammed her.
I guess his Miltank bring all the girls to the yard?
Impotency seems to be a problem among Pokemon Trainers.
Or should I say that not everyone's Metapod knows Harden.
Her boyfriend always whites out in the middle of it. But I guess no one can last as long as Red.
"I wish my boyfriend was as good as you."
So you could just get with him?
Ash has been waiting to hear words like that since Misty made an appearance…Unfortunatly for him, he's too busy getting his ass handed to him by Gary, yet that's him in 3 years time and…So…Yeah…
Kind of a time paradox crossed with dividing by zero when you think of it…
she will put him…in her pants
New rule of Halolz: If it has pokemon, Gary Oak will be mentioned. You may now proceed with the Gary jokes.
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Niiiiice!
Top right corner.
It's that damn green guy.
What the fuck was his name?
Red. Why did he give up that life for mountains? we'll never know.
I recall hearing you were lolicon… wouldn't that be just your age?!
Just kidding. Did that person get banned, was just a troll, or did Wolf not let it do that?
Red used protect!
but it failed!
I'd battle her any day.
1. Find a camper
2. Beat her in a pokemon battle
3. ???
4. PROFIT! And by profit, I mean sex.
And from that day forward he was known as Ass Catchem
Just wait till Red gets to her boyfriend over there. Hell, you can see him in the top right :3
I'd rock-type that.
<<BOOM!>> Baby!