Once you’ve battled ten-year old Pokemon Trainer… you never go back!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 10, 2010 · 5:19 PM
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BAD TOUCH!
I guess You can't ignore Red's Girth either
I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!
That's what she said.
…what? She did say it.
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This post approved by pedobear.
Looks like she enjoyed playing with his PokeBalls.
Although her boyfriend thought that since she was a virgin, he went Slowbro.
I bet her boyfriend is thinking "I let her Suicune my dick, but she wouldn't Swellow."
Well I guess now she likes to Rhydon Red's dick.
Red also says that she enjoys it when he Pincer nipples.
Looks like her boyfriend can't beat red. He used his Charmander pants came off.
But oh well. You know what they say, Kakuna Matada!
Hey, who likes Rick Ghastly?
Dammit, Codey! You took all the good ones!
…
Then again…
Seems like she was
*shades*
Seaking a good time!
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
Epic win, good sir.
On an unrelated note. we have all been -1'd so I am initiating a +1 sweep. I request that someone please get mine as I cannot reach. . .
It was just her and red. . .
Breeding. . .
Haven't I heard all this before?
What's wrong with the second from the left's face? o_O
I bet she also wears a shirt saying "Dont'cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
And then he ditches them all to go freeze his ass on a mountain.
freaking mountainphiles.
actually, if you log out, you can +1 yourself.
Is anyone else disturbed by the fact there are four other people pretty close to them?
Kakuna used Harden!
Kakuna used String Shot!
But isn't that cheating?
This is funny and all. But what if this screenshot was taken while it was Green (female player) was being played :I
Your Picnicker was holding an egg! We don't know how it got there, but we were so surprised! You do want it, don't you?
Yes
>FUCK NO!!
At least he didn't have to use Sleep Powder before he Body Slammed her.
yes.
I guess his Miltank bring all the girls to the yard?
Fetish Fuel.
Impotency seems to be a problem among Pokemon Trainers.
Or should I say that not everyone's Metapod knows Harden.
Mmk.
Just wanted to be sure.
Oh god! noo! Keep the Miltank talk down!
Actually, I was thinking that too.
Well, more of that she's probably spent time with all of them.
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Her boyfriend always whites out in the middle of it. But I guess no one can last as long as Red.
Mountains…
FUCK YEAH!!!
And CDiGanon's like, "Damn you Red's Miltank! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!"
And I'm like "I could call off, but I'd have to charge."
Dai! How dare you! Do you even know what SHE is going through?
Until your rival bursts through that door.
We all are approved by pedobear, If under 10.
If its an eevee I say yes, Then I shall evolve it into a flareon and burn my city to the ground, Then I catch more fire type Pokemanz and dominate U.S.A, Then the whole world and I shall laugh evilly as I watch the world burn TO THE GROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. Uhh …, I mean:
Yes
>FUCK NO
except…*takes off facemask*
It's actually me! GARY OAK
you can't ignore my Girth!
Just a bit of Stun Spore here and finished with Horn Drill
Psh, Kakuna? Don't you know Metapod is where it's at?
Until Gary Oak comes along.
Gary Motherfucking Oak.
Your argument is invalid.
FUCK YEA SEAKING!!!
Best thing I've ever heard out of you. Mostly because it doesn't involve mudkips.
STOP! Don't touch me there!! That is my no no square!!
True Metapod may have the girl, but Kakuna is ribbed for her pleasure.
Including her 'boyfriend'
Fire, Electric, and Dark types are awesome. (Dragons too, but they are all OP) .
I'm starting to wonder what it would be like, having a full party of every Eeveelution (there is like 7 now right? I guess we'll leave out the ice or grass one).
And yes, burning things is fun. I stick with Typhlosion. With a name that combines typhoon and explosion, you know it's awesome.
But Gary Motherfucking Oak has… well… what does he have?
Oh well. He's still GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
Rebuttal?
Hope that came out right. My first attempt…
But Red is a silent protagonist
how can he say anything
also its kakuna rattata
I can reply with 3 simple answers:
1.Those types are awesome.
2.Gary oak can hold all 7.
3.Burning things are indeed fun.
And don't you ever find out about my secret plans or even talk about them again, Or I shall hunt you down.
"I wish my boyfriend was as good as you."
So you could just get with him?
IN THE MOUNTAINS
Ash has been waiting to hear words like that since Misty made an appearance…Unfortunatly for him, he's too busy getting his ass handed to him by Gary, yet that's him in 3 years time and…So…Yeah…
Kind of a time paradox crossed with dividing by zero when you think of it…
its only cheating if you get caught
IN AMERICA!
i dont know why but when i read it i heard like the tik tok song
BAD TOUCH! ON MY CROTCH
But his hand just wont stop. NO!
and then String Shot
He has girth
GIRTH YOU CANT IGNORE
Nope
Red is better than Gary
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she will put him…in her pants
it's cause they evolve their metapod from caterpie and dont catch it in the wild
instant 5 star for being hot?
Poke 'er, man!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
New rule of Halolz: If it has pokemon, Gary Oak will be mentioned. You may now proceed with the Gary jokes.
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And then Gary Oak shows up and her life is never the same.
It is not my prerogative to care about what She did or did not say.
Niiiiice!
Cue obligatory…
I turn on my Charmander clothes come off.
Top right corner.
It's that damn green guy.
What the fuck was his name?
And they're all like…
Girls: OMG PUT THAT AWAY!!!
CDiGanon: MILLTANK!!!
What do you expect?
He performed… Like a Boss.
Red. Why did he give up that life for mountains? we'll never know.
I recall hearing you were lolicon… wouldn't that be just your age?!
Just kidding. Did that person get banned, was just a troll, or did Wolf not let it do that?
One word: Kyogre.
Orgie?
Don't divide by Zero, he doesn't appreciate it.
Red used protect!
but it failed!
You could think of more but your all,
Slaking off
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I'd battle her any day.
1. Find a camper
2. Beat her in a pokemon battle
3. ???
4. PROFIT! And by profit, I mean sex.
I fucking love American mountains. :D
I thought they finished with Explosion
Psh, my Metapod is shiny. Gary can't beat that no matter HOW large his girth is.
I'm not 10.
As for that person you were talking about, he'd be PotatoClock. He doesn't really talk to anyone on Halolz anymore, and thank goodness too.
And from that day forward he was known as Ass Catchem
Then half the population of Xbox Live falls under that.
Sexy.
FUCK YEAH KRIS.
*grabs her and runs away*
Just wait till Red gets to her boyfriend over there. Hell, you can see him in the top right :3
Prepubescent girls, playing Xbox? It's less likely than you think.
As long as it's better than Lesbian Mudkips, it's Falcon approved.
I'd rock-type that.
Her fault for not being in the kitchen.
Gary Oak CSI joke?
In MAI HALOLZ?!?!?!
(Also, Miles the monocle'd Lucario has made his triumphant return! WOOT!)
Tingle.
I don't know. He's some stupid camper who thinks that camping is standing in the bushes on the pathway to someone's house.
You DARE bring Moo Moo milk into my lair?!?
You shall DIE!!!
Most of these puns are pretty…
*Shade Up*
GOLDEEN.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*Kicks you in the balls (making them inert of course) & comes with me*
Lucky son of a gun…Red is still missing Misty in this picture and that needs to be fixed for sure.
<<BOOM!>> Baby!